The "Best" of Samurai Cop! (1991) 

Black guy's faces are as if he's watching the movie with us

If NPC's were lead characters

The budget: $7000 Box office: $384k One of the most successful movies of all time

This movie makes Tarantino have a hard time sleeping at night. He knows he'll never make a masterpiece like this.

- What Toyota means? - Means Japanese car.

I can only imagine how much fun it must have been to make this back in the day... Most of the budget probably went up the nose

Sylvester Stallone and Carl Weathers really brought this movie to life, honestly.

When the wig is separated from his head, and the bad guy attempts to readjust it while simultaneously fighting him. Superb.

This looks like a cut of all the scenes from a porno that don’t involve sex.

Cocaine deserves the more credit for this film than any actors.

The guy who wrote and directed and produced the film is actually pretty interesting guy. He was Amir Shervan, born in Iran. He moved to USA (where he had already studied filmmaking as a younger man) after the Iranian revolution when he was already in his 50s, and started chasing his ultimate dream: directing AMERICAN ACTION MOVIES. His films actually are pretty much American action tropes amped up to eleven, which is understandable since in a way he was an outsider who admired that culture.

Makes Tommy Wiseu look like a genius

“Because I’m an undercover cop” *Looks at camera with a stupid grin This movie should’ve won an Oscar

When the entire cast and crew lie on a resume

Frank is the only actor who 100% knew what kind of movie he was in.

"We got nothin to do, let's fuck" "SHAAAT UP" I'm dyin over here

"Because I'm an undercover cop." *Looks at the camera and smiles.

The black guy delivers his lines pretty well, he seems way overqualified for this.

I enjoyed the zoom on the guys sandals at 5:30. It really adds a dimension to the character and humanizes him

I love when the Chief tells him to "turn it into a bloodbath" and "leave no one alive" like theyre legitimate orders for a police chief to issue.

It deserves an Oscar just for the Expressions of that black dude.

I'm not going to lie. That undercover pun is by far the best pun in movie history.

" yeah he is gonna burn it, charcoal black..." "It is black...right on.."

The stunt doubles hair....the arm...this movie is a masterpiece 👏🏾

This movie was originally perceived as a bomb, but after a couple of years the 4th VHS sold and they were officially a profiting film

This is like a old school porn movie without the porn

0:45 just loving how red he gets. It'd like the other guy is fighting a lobster with a sword.

I cannot leave this world before I have watched this masterpiece in its entirety

“Mom I want lethal weapon” Mom: we have lethal weapon at home Lethal weapon at home:

I feel like Frank was the only one who knew exactly what kind of movie this was gonna be.

7:23 " Your cinammon always gets in the way of your intelligence" Gold.

4:05 this speech got my vote SAMURAI COP for President 2024!

This movie has the scénographie and the writing of a porn movie of that decade

This is the plot in an 80's porno, without the porn

"I will bring you his head, and I will place it on your piano!"

I swear the scene with the police chief gets me laughing every single time. Totally feels like an Ed Wood scene.

if its the wrong house - we'll apologize to the owner

“And if it’s the wrong house we’ll apologize to the owner”

Man, even Tarantino couldn't make a film this good and Shakespeare couldn't come up with such witty dialogue either! Love it!!!

That’s the most fireproof guy I’ve ever seen.

1:24 they were so slow, that the burning guy wasn’t acting anymore

"So bad they're good" movies are actually great movies. They're funnier and more fun that 90% of what the comedy genre has to offer.

This Samurai cop dude has some luscious hair.

this film is like fine wine - it aged amazingly

The way Frank delivers his lines makes it seem that the actor came up with these jokes on set and wanted to impress everyone. God I love Frank

This was Rush Hour before Rush Hour ever even existed.

Therapist: "Lethal Katana is not real." Lethal Katana:

I just ordered the blu ray version of the film. I can't wait to live out my dream life of being a samurai and a cop!

The black dude ruined whole movie by actually acting!

"Why did you come under?" "Cause I'm an undercover cop" Understandable, have a nice day

Tiny feet.... a fan favourite.

I’ve found gold. Never even knew this existed.

I’m gonna tell my kids this was The last samurai

In all fairness if this were a high school project I'd give it an A+.

Not many people know but the fire stunt at 1:21 looked so realistic because the guy really burned to death

"Their precious millions for their secret Swiss bank accounts" is my favorite line for some reason lol. Way worse ones somehow, but it just gets me the most

That scene with the undercover cop line was pretty hilarious.

The slow closing of the eyelids while talking to the girl in the restaurant deserves a Gold Globe

"What does sushi mean?" Replies, "It means Japanese food."

Most of the dialogue is terrible, but their reactions to their intentional cheesy jokes are too funny! "Why did you come under?!" "Because I'm an undercover cop!" *grins at camera* LMAOOO I know that if this were me and my friends filming this for a school project, we wouldn't even care that it sucks, we would be dying

I’m going to tell my kids this was “Dollar Store Lethal Weapon”.

God bless this fucking classic film.

0:41 love how they get them to stand in the exact same position for the two different shots

The way these guys “died” in the shooting scenes reminds me of when I played Army as a kid with my friends. 😆

1:04 when the chief breaks character. Amazing.

Samurai Cop: Swirls and twists sword. Other guy: A sword is obviously a thing that exists, because it is in my hands I think.

“Yeah he’s gonna burn it charcoal black” “Haha it IS black” “Right on” wtf?!?!

People hating on this movie don't understand the meaning of a gem😂😂😂

Fun fact: the director was Pakistani, and despite the cast telling him that people don't actually talk like this, he made them speak as he thought action hero movies do

I’m so glad Michael Scott made it as an action movie star ❤

"What does katana mean" *JAPANESE SWORD* killed me Edit: I gotta say thats a lotta likes thanks guys have a good 2021 celebration

2:50 ITS A WIGGG NOOOOOOO

Man tommy waesau is gonna love this movie.

This movie is probably the best ever

Fav part: When they start swinging swords at 0:40 and they are in front of the exact same mountains.

Not gonna lie, the black guy has a charming smile

“……on the other hand, if it’s the wrong house we’ll apologize to the owner”. 😂😂😂

Can’t believe the scene with Steve wasn’t on here- guy’s a legend 👌

"you and I got nothing left to do... let's f*ck" "shut up" Is this supposed to be small talk or something lmao?

I watched the whole movie on Amazon Prime today before finding this vid and I have to say this movie feels like a parody!

This reads like a movie you'd make with your friends in high school. The quality is horrible but it looks like it was fun to make, and the jokes are corny and everyone knows it. 😂 also, Frank is un-ironically my favorite character.

I can't thank youtube enough for recommending this

It must have been hard to find this many people who can't fight, act, or understand that they can't fight or act.

This looks like a Low Low Low Budget Stallone movie using Stallone's stunt double.

I. Love. This. Movie.

The fighting and shooting scenes were choreographed by my 7 year old son.

4:04 to 4:44 that's masterclass material

The guy who crashes the van changes ethnicity after he is set on fire.

those superhero movies don't stand a chance against this master piece, each scene makes you laugh and smile. hahaha 😆🤣

I can’t imagine watching this for 90 minutes 🥺

I'm upset no one got an Oscar from this.....

0:42 lmao they used the same background when they’re supposed to be facing each other for a duel

Gonna say "this is the legendary pulp fiction movie" to my kids

Still better than anything Disney films nowadays.

The interview with the Matt hannon makes every one of these scenes even more hilarious. He was completely aware that the movie was shit and did some bullshit thinking that the director would cut in post but he left every thing there. The monologue parts according to him were the worst because they were recorded much later in production and he was already fed up and did a shitty job thinking again the director would cut in post but we know how it ended

"When actor Hannon had considered shooting to be finished, he had his hair cut short, only to be told that further shooting was to be done. Director Shervan obtained a lady's wig for the actor, which can be seen in several close up shots throughout the film" - from Wikipedia

I never realized I was supposed to keep a fire extinguisher in my trunk until I saw this film.

Just world class acting there. 'I will bring you his head and place it on your piano'. Astonishing

The guy who's on fire looks pretty calm despite the fact he's on fire

Guy on fire: mouth closed, clearly not saying anything, completely emotionless The ADR: screaming hysterically