The Best One-Liners From Every Stand-Up Show | Volume 1 | Jimmy Carr 

"Looks like the type of girl that can make a great breakfast.... but wouldnt share it with you" 😂😂😂😂😂😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

3:35 stop eating fucking cameras had me in tears 😂😂😂

Been waiting for a new Video for all day long ❤️

Finally going to see him live in a few months.

Seen you live your just amazing 😂😂😂😂😂

You are in fact still hilarious. Finally got to see you live in Ottawa this year, and apart from the venue basically providing fucking camping chairs for the front row, the show was spectacular!

thank you for the video

Gold as always!

I love Jimmy Carr, silliness, it's funny to see how long it takes some folks to understand his jokes, teehee... if you like this you will love Tim Minchin & Bo Burnam, & Ricky Gervais...love love love

Thanks again for sharing

I love the way he tries to shock his audience, he will keep trying...teeheehee💞💕

That Alan Carr joke is brutal

7:16😂

Play Jimmy Carr you said "that was an old clip of me". how can that be when you were much younger back then? 😂😂

fantastic, but yes, i want your "come back"

Did you change your name from Wayne to Jimmy ?

🤣🤣🤣🤣 👏🏻👏🏻

thats not how sunderland people talk, we'd say "am nee geordie"

I just asked Siri to convert 34 stone and she gave it to me in short tons in case you’re wondering

You're totally right, after go’ogling around I didn't realize that Simmy Krotiel's Bigger Blueprint was updated and you can make it bigger even faster, yep, what Simmy suggested before was pretty good, but now it can grow up to 4 ins, I managed 3 ins myself and I feel like a monster lol

Something for everyone to find offensive. Never change.

Pmsl

Is this supposed to be funny Funnier guys at work

Listent to your first so call joke regarding high school killings, so wrong, shameful!

Jimmy Carr was funny, from naughties to especially until the very first Netflix special around 2016, but after coalescing with the pharmaceutical industry and vociferous pontification of trust the science platitude, the grandiose façade under the glossy veneer of irreverent comedian had unpleasantly repudiated own identity and integrity. That adverse reactions and deleterious effects of his pernicious vaccination and unconscionable boosters on his look at the end lament the quintessence of perennial diminution in comedy.

You must love Jehovah your God with all your heart and with all your soul and with all your mind and with all your strength. You must love your neighbor as yourself. Jesus the Anointed is Lord! Repent and be baptized and believe the Evangelism.

Jimmy Carr eh mmm ain't he that bloke who was pimping the covid jab... Not funny at all