Chris Turner - One Liner Comedian 

joelmgarton One needs a brain to get it? Get what you fucking moron? I got everything he said. I just didn’t find him one bit funny. Twat

quacka 1003 you probably only understood the surface

Alan Parana Shut Up you 🔔end

@joelmgarton just fuck off

First guy says “you need a brain to get it.” Second guy says “need a brain to get what?” Now THAT Is funny!

fine. what super power do you want?

Jon Smith Cold war russia. [sigh] Thanks for the effort. It's just not the same.

can you please explain the joke , I don't quite get it .

Alpi Vladi Google "cold war russia" and read the wiki article on the cold war.

***** dont make it so hard for him, couldnt you just tell explain it instead of sending him on a google journey.

He said feet are shit hands..

12 people dont realize "Shit" is a curse word.

"You just don't hear good one-liners from comedians anymore." Haha he didn't do many one-liners. Most of them were short anecdotes. A one liner should be one sentance, straight to the punchline. See Tim Vine if you like one liners.

Look up Milton Jones and Tim Vine, they're both fantastic one liner comedians.

Because normally, cursing is funny?

I actually don't understand that joke. Can somebody explain?

There's a famous phrase that goes "a dog is for life, not just for Christmas". It was an effort to stop people from irresponsibly buying pet dogs for their kids at Christmas when they weren't in a position to look after them for life. This guy turns it round and says "A Christ is for life, not just for dogmas". The word 'dogma' means a set of rules, usually followed by a religion. It still makes perfect sense with those two words reversed. Very clever play on words.

kinggimped thanks, never heard that slogan so I also didn't get that joke.

@@kinggimped without your explanation not even for a million dollars would I have understood that joke

Merry Christmas eve with that username ??

Was there an audience?

It's almost like they thought they'd automatically appear racist if someone made a sound during that moment lol. Was the joke borderline racist though?

Cas Martin I wouldn’t be surprised if a sound engineer provided the laughter and this pause.

@@casmartin790 There's no such thing as a racist joke as it's a just that. A joke. You're not serious about it. It's not mockery either. Stop scattering glass around humour or you'll kill it and our civilization as we know it will go to shit.

He's an idiot! Why would anyone think he's funny?

The venue obviously isn't dry. There would be much less laughter without the booze taken. I still think he was fairly good tho. Just that a lot of the laughter sounded like drunken roaring.

+Selinor578 There would still be decent amounts of laughters without the booze taken, I think you're underestimating dry humor too much.

Could you explain this joke to me? English isn't my first language.

ronstero There's a popular phrase in America/England, "A dog is for life, and not just for Christmas", as there's a common trend of buying puppies for people, and the puppies don't get looked after properly - they get a dog to look cool. So this guy subverts this phrase by switching "dog" and "christ" round, implying that celebrities only claim to be christian for a dogma: to appeal to the public, who will think better of them for their religion - they follow Christ to look cool. So it's basically just a very clever bit of word play.

Eddie Marais Not a popular phrase in America

Joel Maliskas Why do Americans always have to find something to complain about?

I wasn't complaining?

+DothanFanatixTV Thanks m8. I was struggling with that one.

+Liam MacRoibin Interesting, I just looked it up because the joke went over my head, wanted to share for others.

Now I know why he said that was a brilliant joke! :)

Ahhhh okay now I get it ta!

DothanFanatixTV explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog, you understand it better but the frog dies in the process.

Lmfao dude I just came from one of your videos damn

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Thankfully he doesn't pander for fame, which will mean in the current world he won't make it mainstream, because in order to do so you must speak the language of woke.

and on that bombshell goodnight

grab that mic bro

Its Cola.

Damn you are a one liner yourself

Pretty sure that’s water.....and you might wanna invest in a filter

Too bad rap sucks, he is really funny

Yeah, shame.

Comedian and freestyle comedian rapper. He's funny whatever he does

​@@vicmartoneYou haven't seen him perform then. Amazing stuff

​@@vicmartoneyeah actually his rap is not that kind of rap

It's a vastly unappreciated way of being

💯

Omg an EVEN BETTER punchline that would've been.

Glad he said what he said and not that bs lmfaoo

Christopher Rule guess what?!

@@shavonegranville6004 What? Oh, I'm not the guy, but what

@@joshybratwurst1398 It's a laugh track! Surprise!

@@shavonegranville6004 I swear to god you just changed your profile pic, dude

We attended one of his shows. He was funny. I don't think there was no added sound track. People were having fun.

Dry humour requires more personality than any other form of comedy I think.

Pretty ironic claim given that this guy is simply and very obviously a British copy of Steven Wright, and has built his entire persona around Wright, who is a true original.

PM nothing wrong with taking influence from somebody you loved to watch as a kid man. He isn’t stealing jokes; maybe calm down, and let the kid hit his stride.

I think the best comedians you find funny in spite of them.

Jared Piper, I think you missed PM's point. He was not putting the kid down or accusing him of stealing jokes or even saying that taking influence from another comedian is bad. He was simply replying to James Brown's comment. He was simply pointing out that there are dry deadpan comedians who make it about the joke in America as well, and some of the best at it at that. That it isn't a British thing as James Brown insinuated.

this is the same guy who does the freestyles??

@@cooIfooI yes

Couldn't agree more haha doing the same thing

Wow, that's Chris Turner 2011!!!

He's a guy who's smart enough not to upload his shit jokes.

Gonçalo Almeida it would be very difficult if English isn’t your first language! There’s a very good explanation further up the comments 👍

@@goncaloalmeida1353 "a dog is for life, not just for Christmas".

Really good flip on that phrase.

@@goncaloalmeida1353 dogmas is also a word so it makes perfect sense too. Such a great guy!

Only got it when I see the words

Kaneki Ken I was expecting him to say "Just not U"

@@Moneyman-33 yea i was thinking "i hate u"

Aditya Krishna Malhotra no 2020

Agree, this dude is bout to blow up!

loli had to come back to find his earliest videos

yup, well said.. the internet can make you an overnight star, or re ignite an over due one!

So amazing. I wish it was just all ads and you only see a thumbnail of the video.

RU-vid has ads?

Yes. Do you want to know WHY??? It's because RU-vid wants you to pay for an ad-free subscription. Notice also that half of the un-skippable ads are House Ads. That is, ads for RU-vid subscriptions, or - worse - Google tabletty-things. I can't recall the proper name for them because I just CANCEL the clip I was hoping to see and watch something else. Bad news for the creator because he/ she is denied the viewership... Bad for monetized creators Maybe they should complain to RU-vid because I for one can't find a way of getting in touch with RU-vid to lodge a complaint.

I said to myself, "That was brilliant!" just before he did.

I dont get it, could you please explain that one?

Ryan Schmosling one liners?

Ryan Schmosling deadpan

Deadpan surreal humour.

Torpid DOW deadpan serial humor

Surreal deadpan one-liner humour.

@DisforDubbyThat was pretty good...+1 for you

@DisforDubbyI thought you were making a pun...I said British, you ironically said English which the language and what us Americans refer to the British as...-1 for not getting your own pun

which of the words did u not get?

Yea there were two jokes I didn’t get

Fucking butthole I replied to deleted his comments.

hahaha thus is the best

Lol

Nope. Not a saying

@@jackgarrix4150 it is in Australia.......

As dry as a nuns......😊

Me no understand joke

Lol

I actually got 100k on peggle extreme twice. I feel so accomplished :D

Skalerz24792 liar!

That's an odd choice of building material.

Who gets high on tylenol?

I don't understand a single comment in this thread :D

same here

This video is 8 years old

Too late, he's infected

Jeff S. So that's why he sounds so depressed. His father died... Sorry, I couldn't help myself.

Maybe even a rapper

You look like you have plenty of other things to be offended about

Captain?

BROTHER

I actually got 100k on peggle extreme twice. I feel so accomplished :D

You are lying! lol No, seriously, well done.

Skalerz24792 same :D

JD Brown wait so your saying we all have a imagination spot?

I don't know why... 😋

can someone explain pls

@@aryamanmishra154 - explain what? A joke?... Or explain why we think it's the best?... C'mon, really?

care to explain it

@@stenzy282 - listen, please, from @3:18 for 10 seconds, everything is there. I believe that you'll understand. 🤗💪👌👍

+Corbin Tinnon thanks, I'm Portuguese, so sometimes i make grammar mistakes ;)

That was a spelling mistake, not a grammatical one. ;¬)

AriochStarr true xD

You sure?

All good humor takes intelligence to appreciate.