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The Best Weapon Against Giant Monsters? 

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In video games like Monster Hunter the heroes run around with gigantic spiky sword things, and in general the "bigger is better" theme is strong in fantasy.
But is it actually big enough to defeat something like a giant dragon...?
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Комментарии : 7 тыс.   
@Skallagrim
@Skallagrim 7 лет назад
Interesting how I managed to deeply offend some Monster Hunter fans when the video isn't even about MH in particular. :) The idea of fighting gigantic monsters with oversized swords and whatnot is a very common fantasy trope. Even though MH requires strategic fighting, plenty of other games go by the formula of "bigger is better, just hit 'em hard". And you've got to admit, charging a mountain of muscle, horns, scales, and claws with a melee weapon just doesn't seem as strategic as hammering them with giant ballista bolts from a distance.
@dongexpander8973
@dongexpander8973 7 лет назад
I wasn't even offended or anything it's just the fact that the one game there was a picture of in the beginning uses those tactics such as pitfalls and strategies to play the game not just running in.
@Strazz801
@Strazz801 7 лет назад
I am a Monster Hunter fan and this video made absolutely nothing but a whole lot of sense. Nice job man ! I do hope you give it a shot when world comes out even if fantasy is silly in some regards its a very fun game ! Keep the content coming man ! really enjoying the recent ones !
@texasdeeslinglead2401
@texasdeeslinglead2401 7 лет назад
Skallagrim 😂
@texasdeeslinglead2401
@texasdeeslinglead2401 7 лет назад
whiney baby's in their mommas basement , got nothing better to do
@CommissarLORDBernn
@CommissarLORDBernn 7 лет назад
Automatic hand-held ballistas are akchully practical! I swear! You just have to be strong enough to barely use it when you could use another weapon!
@oliviageorge1734
@oliviageorge1734 5 лет назад
All you need when fighting beasts: 1. A Hobbit 2. A rock 3. 2nd breakfast
@faniefrikkie6868
@faniefrikkie6868 5 лет назад
Fucking A
@christopher7398
@christopher7398 5 лет назад
Don’t forget elevenses, very important.
@thestrangerthattalks9516
@thestrangerthattalks9516 5 лет назад
What is the reference in no.2?
@nashmishah6064
@nashmishah6064 5 лет назад
hobbit are good at throwing stones.
@themuffinman4044
@themuffinman4044 5 лет назад
dont forget 11'zs
@brycepatties
@brycepatties 4 года назад
"If there were monsters to defeat in real life, what weapon would you want?" Artillery. You want artillery.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 3 года назад
cruise missiles.
@fruitwagon9275
@fruitwagon9275 3 года назад
Or a helicopter
@drakemasta9655
@drakemasta9655 3 года назад
depends if magic existed or not...... but if not then. the monster slayer games use monster materials to make weapons so why not just use that same tactic to make bigger badder ranged weapons instead of getting up close. btw artilery and missles arn't very practical simply cause of deployment times.
@robertnett9793
@robertnett9793 3 года назад
@@drakemasta9655 What about good ol' shoulder mounted sta missiles? Quick to deploy, relatively cheap... Or, if that doesn't help, go a step further and deploy Davy Crocket like nuclear grenade launchers That would be my weapon of choice for any large enemy monster/mecha/alien invasion. Unless it entails some 'magic' armor that can't be touched by a literal nuclear explosion in it's center, that is. In that case use magic explodium. The key is: the destruction of enemy equipment has to be way cheaper than the equipment destroyed.
@wanderingcalamity360
@wanderingcalamity360 3 года назад
@@drakemasta9655 Motars and recoiless rifles are pretty man-portable.
@taboritskygaming7841
@taboritskygaming7841 5 лет назад
"At that point, they might just as well walk up to the monster, rip it's leg off and beat it to death with it." *laughs in doomslayer*
@gigagogagagio
@gigagogagagio 5 лет назад
Actually that's almost a word for word execution in gears of war, swapping "leg" with "arm"
@Pslyse
@Pslyse 5 лет назад
I was scrolling through comments and listening to the video, and that part played just as I got to this one
@TheWoodsmanMilling
@TheWoodsmanMilling 4 года назад
The Last Giant in Dark Souls II rips off its own arm to try to kill you.
@justanotherfool8896
@justanotherfool8896 4 года назад
As someone who ended Monster Hunters with daggers, this is very usefull tactic
@user-ld4qt6ci7b
@user-ld4qt6ci7b 4 года назад
*RIP AND TEAR!!!*
@williamblack4369
@williamblack4369 5 лет назад
Geralt pulls out a 22 magnum. "What...what are you doing!?" "Killing monsters."
@big3201
@big3201 5 лет назад
“How do you like that silver?”
@samuelmendoza9356
@samuelmendoza9356 5 лет назад
...but why .22? You could have at least bother with 9mm if .45 or .357 is too much!
@soladelp5926
@soladelp5926 5 лет назад
@@samuelmendoza9356 Bro, its just a joke...
@nickcobb865
@nickcobb865 5 лет назад
Lol a 22 magnum is not a very large round. Of course .22 lr and .22 magnum are very deadly, but you wouldn't use it on a monster.
@tyhma1563
@tyhma1563 4 года назад
@@nickcobb865 22 Magnum fast as fucc boi, also 22 Is unlikely to kill a human from 522 teet to The head.
@thewyvernshunter
@thewyvernshunter 6 лет назад
You forgot the psychological effect it has on monsters to swing weapons made out of their parents at em
@tsulashyfox8588
@tsulashyfox8588 5 лет назад
I d-don't think they c-care
@msharmall7298
@msharmall7298 5 лет назад
@@tsulashyfox8588 are you seriously role playing as shy on a RU-vid comment section
@tsulashyfox8588
@tsulashyfox8588 5 лет назад
M Sharmall Yesh
@msharmall7298
@msharmall7298 5 лет назад
Leave it to the furries
@rewrose2838
@rewrose2838 5 лет назад
I really don't think monsters are smart enough or empathetic enough to experience significant psychological damage
@SMT-ks8yp
@SMT-ks8yp 4 года назад
Fun fact: "How to train your dragon" movies seem to follow this guide. There were axes, blunt weapons, polearms, nets and traps, crossbows and catapults and some truly bizzare inventions. And know what? It worked!
@suomusintti
@suomusintti 4 года назад
@Large Idiot Child :D
@ceshmate1953
@ceshmate1953 4 года назад
@Large Idiot Child they could make a movie where anything they try just doesnt work
@ASMRDevourer
@ASMRDevourer 4 года назад
@Large Idiot Child ur name is all
@julievrhackzor
@julievrhackzor 4 года назад
@Large Idiot Child where can i watch it? I cant seem to find "It worked" (2020) on imdb
@matthewmuir8884
@matthewmuir8884 3 года назад
Of course, the thing that proved best for fighting the dragons was the dragons themselves. So, I say in a fantasy setting with powerful monsters, find a way to tame some of them and use those for defending yourself.
@sushanalone
@sushanalone 7 лет назад
I tried your advice and used the crossbow instead of the silver long sword on a Manticore , and Geralt got his ass kicked. You have been proved wrong.
@robonerd125
@robonerd125 7 лет назад
Doesn't help that in that game the crossbow is the most useless piece of garbage in the game...
@elu9780
@elu9780 7 лет назад
sushanalone It also doesn't help that Geralt has one tiny crossbow. It barely packs any punch whatsoever.
@AndreasGamerSchallerthereal
@AndreasGamerSchallerthereal 7 лет назад
You can boost it to a ridicilous amount with the mutagene. Then it can nearly one-shot things. ( the mutagene from the blood and wine dlc )
@RanHarasaki
@RanHarasaki 7 лет назад
Haha yes. It is an absolute piece of shit, even WITH the perks or mutagens associated with it.
@RanHarasaki
@RanHarasaki 7 лет назад
@andreasgamerschaller Maybe if you're playing on a low/med difficulty
@javiersuarezrivas8161
@javiersuarezrivas8161 4 года назад
Skallagrim: "...Some people are monsters..." Geralt Of Rivia: "Hmm... i like that guy"
@rpgincorporated8302
@rpgincorporated8302 6 лет назад
"Might as well tear its leg off and beat them with it?" Beowulf likes this idea.
@Darksky1001able
@Darksky1001able 6 лет назад
RPG incorporated Doomguy liked this.
@kriegofficergary6921
@kriegofficergary6921 6 лет назад
I like this idea
@theperfectcrabbo9414
@theperfectcrabbo9414 6 лет назад
We talkin bout mah boi Beowulf (Skullgirls)?
@cordiebarth8807
@cordiebarth8807 6 лет назад
An impending fist fight with a terrifying giant is no reason not to party (In fact it was specifically a reason to party)
@predator3299
@predator3299 6 лет назад
Floofy Panda Wolf you and your osp reference
@Furcas00
@Furcas00 7 лет назад
The best way to kill a giant creature, say, a dragon is clearly some Peasants. And by some, I mean a couple hundred. Maybe 1000. The exact number doesn't matter, just bring as many as you can. Now, set them all up in a line, pointed directly at the thing you want dead, preferably far enough that you can get the peasants in place, with 12 seconds to spare. Give the peasant in the back a 10ft pole you brought from your local general goods store. Now, when combat starts, make all the peasants ready an action to pass the 10ft pole to the one in front of them, with the final peasant up front readying an action to throw at the Dragon, set to trigger on your say. When you think it's time, order the throw, and within the 6 seconds, which is the length of one round of combat, you will have accelerated a 10ft pole 10,000ft in 6 seconds, reaching a velocity of (assuming you brought 10,000 peasants) 1666 ft/s. That's a 7/8 lbs hitting a dragon at over twice the energy of an M107 .50 sniper. Need more power? Bring more peasants. Need more ammo? Just bring more 10ft poles. Welcome to the Peasant Railgun. This will work up to the point the DM hits you across the face with the Dungeon Master's Guide.
@psychocomytic9778
@psychocomytic9778 7 лет назад
Furcas funnily enough I've done something like this, but with three stone giants and a boulder. We had a pretty nice DM and we were getting fucked up (five drops, four of which was between our tank and rogue and one was me as the ranger) our cleric dropped and we had some giants around that offered to help because this fuck off ancient blue dragon was invading their home and our tank (a goliath) got a damn good role in convincing them to fight with us. I used my turn to heal our cleric and give the giants the order. On their turn one picked up a boulder and they chained it in an arc before throwing it into the dragons side, a few successful athletics checks, a failed dex and strength check later and bam, 147 damage done and one ancient blue dragon knocked prone with 20~ HP left.
@xXMCBUBBLEMASTER
@xXMCBUBBLEMASTER 7 лет назад
Furcas Are you guys talking about Dungeons and Dragons? If so, the board game or an online thing? If not, what *are* you guys talking about?
@Fantafaust
@Fantafaust 7 лет назад
D&D is also a pen and paper RPG, this is what they're referring to.
@xXMCBUBBLEMASTER
@xXMCBUBBLEMASTER 7 лет назад
Fantafaust Thanks!
@Fantafaust
@Fantafaust 7 лет назад
No problem :) It's a fun game, maybe you could look into it sometime in the future.
@neilduh
@neilduh 5 лет назад
"..Strongest crossbow you can build." *picture of Joerg*
@aeop
@aeop 4 года назад
Inquisitor Cornelius and slingshot*
@reio4641
@reio4641 4 года назад
*Let me show you its features!*
@Mhmdalyban
@Mhmdalyban 4 года назад
Laughs in joerg HAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAA
@hypothalapotamus5293
@hypothalapotamus5293 4 года назад
Yeah... I think that's just a giant slingshot... That fires arrows...
@Mhmdalyban
@Mhmdalyban 4 года назад
@@hypothalapotamus5293 u dont know what joerg can do bitch
@BadSen_
@BadSen_ 5 лет назад
He obviously doesn't know about rolling i-frames
@chip2508
@chip2508 4 года назад
*dark souls 2 adp intensifies*
@Roanan.
@Roanan. 3 года назад
*Evade Extender 5 intensifies*
@dakotafields3960
@dakotafields3960 7 лет назад
a gun a really big gun
@caelvanir8557
@caelvanir8557 7 лет назад
dakota fields - Kinetic strike platform from space.
@JessZomb
@JessZomb 7 лет назад
So Heavy Bowgun loaded with Cluster Bomb munitions
@leconglomeratscrevesoffici850
@leconglomeratscrevesoffici850 7 лет назад
dakota fields like.... a gun-hammer?
@JessZomb
@JessZomb 7 лет назад
There's a hammer in-game that looks like a gun
@rillz11
@rillz11 7 лет назад
gunlance for sure, its like an oversized bang stick for an oversized alligator
@megamatiman4933
@megamatiman4933 6 лет назад
"Might as well tear its leg off and beat em with it" i mean that's basically what they do, they just sharpen the bone into a pointy end first....
@javanbybee4822
@javanbybee4822 5 лет назад
Xdddd
@RichardULong
@RichardULong 5 лет назад
I mean, have you seen a lot of the hammers in minster hunter
@vicio19995
@vicio19995 5 лет назад
@@RichardULong everyone is perfectly sharpened
@ebering4.039
@ebering4.039 5 лет назад
You gotta admit we Hunter love sharpness, thats why we even sharpen our blunt hammers.
@colinmoore7460
@colinmoore7460 5 лет назад
With the wet end?
@samuraijackoff5354
@samuraijackoff5354 6 лет назад
A magical Katana crafted by 3 monks on the highest peak of the mountain.
@RamboCreativity
@RamboCreativity 6 лет назад
Not only did your name bring me joy, your profile picture had me smirking and laughing for like 5 minutes.
@mitmeetsmadness
@mitmeetsmadness 5 лет назад
@Krok Krok no, its too easy. Best weapon aganist giant monsters is a "Mythical Four-Handed Supersharp Hammer of Belligerent Justise", but to craft only pomel you need to cross "Superdeep River of Greedy Flame" and defeat "Risen Pomelcrafter of Ancient Peaks" so its too hard.
@noldorwarrior7791
@noldorwarrior7791 5 лет назад
wielded by a 8 year old looking girl who apparently has 40000000 years old.
@chaotixthefox
@chaotixthefox 5 лет назад
*Three gods in space And given to a foolish samurai.
@inderaatmaw.9157
@inderaatmaw.9157 5 лет назад
Katana Crafted by 7 lehendary dwarf, at eclipse in the highest peak, with tears from a goddes.
@josuesolisgamboa3376
@josuesolisgamboa3376 4 года назад
According to this video, Thor might actually know what he's doing. He fits all the physical requirements, his hammer takes advantage of his humongous strength, can be thrown even faster than any siege weapon and yet it is practical and portable. Damn.
@dirkloid4261
@dirkloid4261 4 года назад
And ther is the hole lightning aspekt to
@muttonchops2232
@muttonchops2232 4 года назад
And hes ya know... a god
@graydogger5711
@graydogger5711 7 лет назад
How to kill a giant monster Step 1: Become a giant monster Step 2: Fight other giant monster
@jeremy7157
@jeremy7157 7 лет назад
That easy huh? Hang on, lemme get my ritual chalk.
@basileus1092
@basileus1092 7 лет назад
SHINZOU SASAGEYO
@Necroskull388
@Necroskull388 7 лет назад
This sounds like a fetish.
@graysona1800
@graysona1800 7 лет назад
Attack on Titan in a nutshell. Also, I found another person with the same name! Pretty rare name if you ask me.
@graydogger5711
@graydogger5711 7 лет назад
Grayson A I got u fam! #graynation
@andrewormrod1931
@andrewormrod1931 7 лет назад
battle trained mice to crawl up its urethra and destroy it from the inside
@somberflight
@somberflight 7 лет назад
a suicide bomb mouse!
@xxxxxx5868
@xxxxxx5868 7 лет назад
A jihad mouse?
@inuyasha1389
@inuyasha1389 7 лет назад
Smart
@VladiSSius
@VladiSSius 7 лет назад
Indoctrinated house mice, strapped with explosive and willing to go to Mouse Heaven. THAT is dangerous weapon!
@JonatasAdoM
@JonatasAdoM 7 лет назад
for the nouseland!
@4shtia
@4shtia 4 года назад
"If there were monsters to defeat in real life what weapon wod you want?" ... A gun?
@corymoon2439
@corymoon2439 3 года назад
A big gun. I'm thinking at least 12 guage slugs minimum if we are talking commonly available civilian weapons. Depending on the shotgun chosen, 5-8 slugs per man in the gun is a pretty good way to start off the hunt.
@b0nes329
@b0nes329 3 года назад
Dauntles's Ostian repeaters wants to speak with you.
@waldmeister1544
@waldmeister1544 3 года назад
@@corymoon2439 i think the best usable gun Option whould be a elephant Gun or a 2-bore shotgun
@corymoon2439
@corymoon2439 3 года назад
@@waldmeister1544 I was thinking of commonly available firearms. By all means I'm sure .50 machineguns, grenades, armored vehicles, and artillery would probably be the best option but how commonly available are they to non professional military forces? Civil wars aside.
@waldmeister1544
@waldmeister1544 3 года назад
@@corymoon2439 well, a 2-Bore bullstopping shotgun is realy realy rare nowadays and incredibly expensive ≈around 1 Million dollars maybe? But how rare and expensive an elephant Gun is...i have no idea But i think they are both incredibly rare to the point that a 2-Bore shotgun is considered a holy grail between collectors
@blackthrone6976
@blackthrone6976 5 лет назад
you can never go wrong with a spiked warhammer. Plate armor? Bash it in. Scales? Use the spike Leather or flesh? just bash it. No need for complexity...
@theragingwarcat1410
@theragingwarcat1410 5 лет назад
Until your opponent is faster than you...
@discipleofbolas
@discipleofbolas 5 лет назад
@@theragingwarcat1410 Just get a slightly smaller warhammer.
@mangobot232
@mangobot232 5 лет назад
A better thing would be a battle hammer with a spike on one side and a axe blade on the other it would work the same way but it would piece deeper
@lucianomosca8853
@lucianomosca8853 5 лет назад
@@mangobot232 yeh, and plus you will rip off your own ribs :D
@Armin.T9
@Armin.T9 5 лет назад
Good point my friend, but speed .... speed is important
@Ocixious
@Ocixious 7 лет назад
Knight: Great Dragon! I challenge you over dominion of your riches and of your castle! Great Dragon: Oh whoa, another challenger clad in steel and leather. Tell me, what makes you any different from your predecessors? Those who lashed at me with swords, trinkets to kill others of their kind, spears to hunt great beasts, and axes to topple lumber. Do you have the will of a thousand men, do you have the sickness known as determination? Or do you simple mean to prove your bravery, being known as the hero who dreamed of vanquishing the Great Dragon of his age? Knight: Great Dragon, I have no weapon such a sword, spear, or ax. Though I do have the sickness, I am here to end your reign on the land. The weapon I have brought with me is unlike any other brought by my predecessors! Great Dragon: The tenacity of your valor has intrigued me. Tell me, what weapon have you brought before your death? Knight: A 13 mm combat pistol, 39 cm long and 16 kg in weight with six 13 mm semi-armor-piercing high-explosive rounds per magazine. Great Dragon, I have brought with me a gun! Great Dragon: ... ... ... The hell's a "gun?" (Well, that's all the effort I plan to use today.)
@Ocixious
@Ocixious 7 лет назад
Okay, not sure what that means.
@Ocixious
@Ocixious 7 лет назад
Oh, okay then. I'm still bringing a gun versus the dragon.
@Ocixious
@Ocixious 7 лет назад
MinecraftiaForever that could do well, I wouldn't want to fumble around with rockets. If I miss, that is.
@michaelharder9737
@michaelharder9737 7 лет назад
Just get a leopard tank and some friends lol
@gakuyax
@gakuyax 7 лет назад
Arbidrous Ocixious nippon steel
@benmasta5814
@benmasta5814 7 лет назад
the answer is always spears... No training? Spears! Are they big? Spears! Are you many? Spears! Cowardly/Hesitant Troops? Spears! No weapons? Spears! (sharpened sticks) Are they armoured? Spears! Are they mounted? Spears! Are they/you shield walled? Spears! Do they have spears? Spears! Do they not have spears? Spears! Are they charging/using momentum? Spears! Need to finish off a downed (but still dangerous) foe? Spears! Disciplined/skilled troops? Start with Spears! Are they Far? Throw your spear and end them rightly lol
@kovenmaitreya7184
@kovenmaitreya7184 7 лет назад
Ben Masta Awesome!
@orekihoutarou6107
@orekihoutarou6107 7 лет назад
Ben Masta Spears can still be countered to some extent, they could be parried with a sword for instance, so Spears wielders should carry a backup weapon. Which is obviously another smaller spear.
@benmasta5814
@benmasta5814 7 лет назад
funny how that is eh lmao. Spears are just too functional.
@ThatZommy
@ThatZommy 7 лет назад
Well a sword is just a spear with a short pole and a long blade, right?
@dmitryfalkovich833
@dmitryfalkovich833 7 лет назад
Oreki Houtarou a backup of .38 snubnosed revolver
@noobishere2589
@noobishere2589 5 лет назад
When you have to fight the dragon Others : "here, take your magic sword" Dark Souls player : "here's your dagger"
@pillbox2235
@pillbox2235 4 года назад
Zweihander casul
@zynx1828
@zynx1828 4 года назад
You use your fists, what are u, casul?
@zynx1828
@zynx1828 4 года назад
@Kama & Kunai only played ds1 but killing bosses and enemies which are essential to kill consumes a hell lotta time like i tried to kill asylum demon with bare fists took me like 10-15 mins to kill the tutorial boss. I wanna do a fist only run but of course with cestus or some fist weapon or it's gonna be boring evading every attack and get 1 to 3 hits that do like 2 dmg.
@vadandrumist1670
@vadandrumist1670 4 года назад
Dark Souls 2 Player: *Draws Ladle*
@attacheli9591
@attacheli9591 4 года назад
@@zynx1828 What ringz do u got bicth?
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 6 лет назад
A trebuchet. Throwing the giant pommel from a giant sword. Two memes combined into one cannot be stopped.
@ES21007
@ES21007 6 лет назад
John Doe ... Wait, trebuchets were a meme?
@JohnDoe-on6ru
@JohnDoe-on6ru 6 лет назад
0.0 knowyourmeme.com/memes/trebuchets
@ES21007
@ES21007 6 лет назад
John Doe My life has become a little bit more... SOMETHING after learning this. I'm not sure if it's good or bad. Thank you.
@nathanjones4160
@nathanjones4160 6 лет назад
What, launching a 90kg pommel 300 metres to end the monster rightly?
@NicktheLongman
@NicktheLongman 6 лет назад
Well if you also count the giant sword as 'the rule of cool', then it's technically 3 memes.
@thewordywarlock7159
@thewordywarlock7159 7 лет назад
"Some people are monsters, but let's leave it at that." Super deep, man.
@jeremy7157
@jeremy7157 7 лет назад
ur mum is monstwer lol egs dee
@Blunderbussy
@Blunderbussy 7 лет назад
"The silver one is for monsters. The steel one is for people who are monsters"
@DavidNguyen-hy9bg
@DavidNguyen-hy9bg 7 лет назад
Basically how to kill a giant monster, just throw stuff at it from far away
@Barrenthevampire
@Barrenthevampire 7 лет назад
David Nguyen I'm proud no one mentioned pommels on this comment yet, you basically set them up for it.
@cruel284
@cruel284 7 лет назад
Like a pommel?
@AlaroxR
@AlaroxR 7 лет назад
Honudes Gai That's why Guts has a repeating crossbow and cannon, though a lot of his enemies are too large/tough to be fazed by those weapons so a 600 pound sword swung at high speed is generally better.
@dairbeag5302
@dairbeag5302 5 лет назад
Against a skyrim dragon, going for the throat would be a good strategy. In the game's lore, they use their voice to breathe fire, and you wouldn't be able to talk if a huge axe was swung into your throat.
@mcarlinod
@mcarlinod 5 лет назад
The problem is that you wouldn't be allowed to do it because the dragon's throat is protected by a head with a mouth full of really big sharp tooths and that spits fire to you. I would try to hit the dragon's eyes with a long spear to make him become blind before try to kill him.
@ttchme9816
@ttchme9816 4 года назад
Thats the reason the tactics we had in skyrim to killing dragons the realistic ways. 3 person is nesscasary, 1 mage, 1 axe wielder and 1 wards user. Mage will destroy the wings of the dragon to bring it down, ward will protect the axe guy so that he can cut the dragon's throat.
@windhelmguard5295
@windhelmguard5295 4 года назад
if the dragon is not mentally retarded to make the game playable, you're not beating it, not with the resources available to an unmoded skyrim character. all the dragon has to do is to circle out of range, come down to breathe fire at you, and then get back out of range. lore wise you might have a chance if you know a telvanni wizard who can cast a levitation spell on you that is strong enough for you to chase the dragon and lasts long enough to kill it before the effect wears off and you die from fall damage.
@diobrando9842
@diobrando9842 4 года назад
Windhelm Guard dragonrend to force it to land, then do all the above
@windhelmguard5295
@windhelmguard5295 4 года назад
@@diobrando9842 dragonrend only works because skyrim dragons are retarded getting too close and hovering in place. the spell is too slow to hit a dragon who is fighting intelligently.
@msawer123
@msawer123 7 лет назад
Giant sword=giant pommel
@ThunderClawShocktrix
@ThunderClawShocktrix 7 лет назад
END them rightly
@Kensuke0987
@Kensuke0987 7 лет назад
all you need now is a contraption to fling the 90kg giant pommel at a distance of 300m
@testsubject747
@testsubject747 6 лет назад
Trebuchets, obviously
@qwashere7836
@qwashere7836 6 лет назад
U will Never know me Just throw the damn pommel at it. That’ll teach the beastie.
@fuzzyco.3336
@fuzzyco.3336 6 лет назад
You just throw it with the might of Zeus!
@NextYtHero
@NextYtHero 7 лет назад
If there was monsters in real life i would still want your beard more than any fking weapon , cause if i killed one of them and there was proof, i want to look majestic in future history books
@vladzignus2069
@vladzignus2069 7 лет назад
Lol.
@therealwinston3634
@therealwinston3634 7 лет назад
just grow your own
@LeviathanTamer31
@LeviathanTamer31 7 лет назад
Yeah well some of us just don't have the genetics for it! *Cries to myself as I curse my Korean Genetics for keeping my facial hair small and lame*
@minkere
@minkere 7 лет назад
Kylee Smalley At least you are good at Starcraft like me. No? Darn.
@charlesballiet7074
@charlesballiet7074 7 лет назад
you mean like how we have depictions of ST. George lancing a dragon.
@FurnaxIkki
@FurnaxIkki 6 лет назад
"Why do they use swords?" Because we need to get the rare materials from those tails. Those Brachy Palliums ain't gonna farm themselves!
@legendarytat8278
@legendarytat8278 4 года назад
2:41 “because monsters generally don't use swords” Glavenus is heating up his tail…
@LucasBernardesRosa
@LucasBernardesRosa 4 года назад
Because even my axe becomes a sword!
@AtticSnacks
@AtticSnacks 5 лет назад
Jorge Sprave is the only man on Earth who could actually hold his own with a dragon.
@appa609
@appa609 4 года назад
And any guy with a gun
@batperson3532
@batperson3532 4 года назад
@@appa609 not any guy can show you its features.
@windhelmguard5295
@windhelmguard5295 4 года назад
@@appa609 considering that you need something like a four bore rifle to reliably kill a rhino or an elephant before it gets to you, killing something that is even bigger, faster and capable of flight with most guns simply isn't gonna happen. without a proper machine gun with anti air sights, most you'll do is piss it off, if you hit it at all before the dragon toasts your ass.
@appa609
@appa609 4 года назад
Windhelm Guard That's based on hunting notions of safety and ethics. If this is treated as war and we accept risks to humans then it's not really that hard. A dragon is a huge target. You need a squad with .308's to bring it down. On the ground it's one well placed shot.
@adrianroed2178
@adrianroed2178 4 года назад
And the guy who shot down a plane using a tank.
@quruqura7277
@quruqura7277 7 лет назад
"at that point they might as well walk up to the monster, rip its leg off and beat it to death" I mean, thats basically monster hunter... taking the monster's body parts and killing it with those. Like look at the rathalos, kut-ku, garuga or gypceros hammers, those are just the monster's head on a stick and thats just off the top of my head.
@NinCreeper
@NinCreeper 5 лет назад
4:06 Construction work outside the building? Strange way to phrase it, since you're outside!
@insidiouspancake5590
@insidiouspancake5590 5 лет назад
If only you commented this 2 years earlier so everyone could've seen this gold
@riz3778
@riz3778 4 года назад
O B J E C T I O N ! ! !
@josephallen3978
@josephallen3978 4 года назад
He's using a green screen
@yeoldedumbass4487
@yeoldedumbass4487 4 года назад
@@josephallen3978 he's not lol
@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275
@mydogsfacelookslikeastockp8275 4 года назад
Great observation sherlock
@jesupcolt
@jesupcolt 6 лет назад
Ideally... a 40mm canon.
@javanbybee4822
@javanbybee4822 5 лет назад
Jesup Colt yes a bofors would be very effective
@CrazyPangolinLady
@CrazyPangolinLady 5 лет назад
That might be legitimately the only thing that could kill a dragon, if they were real and as tough as fantasy usually makes them.
@lobiseja3517
@lobiseja3517 5 лет назад
I picked spear...
@moritzhubner8333
@moritzhubner8333 5 лет назад
My idea was a ZSU 57-2. Harder hits over even a longer distance mounted on a tracked vehicle.
@MacCoalieCoalson
@MacCoalieCoalson 5 лет назад
Jesup Colt "Hans, get ze flak 36!"
@buttersquids
@buttersquids 5 лет назад
Any weapon is fine as long as you get the 1d6 sneak attack
@cjchillax1771
@cjchillax1771 4 года назад
Lol
@aronwith1a638
@aronwith1a638 3 года назад
I see youre a rogue of culture as well.....
@personman8734
@personman8734 3 года назад
I would like to smite the rogue
@fantasticmrmonk
@fantasticmrmonk 3 года назад
Except anything that’s not a finesse or ranged weapon
@antonioloiacono6439
@antonioloiacono6439 6 лет назад
If the heroes are so absurdly strong, they should just take make big fat heavy spears and throw them possibly from an elevated safe point to the beast, with their strength those big spears should basically be ballistic missiles, piercing the beast even side to side and pinning it to the ground. GG
@bradenalder9016
@bradenalder9016 5 лет назад
That's pretty much what the bow from monster hunter is it's a bow that shots sword size arrows
@shintashi
@shintashi 5 лет назад
the Story of Goliath spends almost as much time describing his giant spear as they do describing the fight with David.
@anzelmgrzyb3982
@anzelmgrzyb3982 5 лет назад
You are right! The power of the high ground is unstoppable
@jo3m4ma60
@jo3m4ma60 5 лет назад
Throw a dragonator
@commentsectionman6231
@commentsectionman6231 5 лет назад
*Kinetic force creates massive shockwave exploding nearby village*
@mr-century
@mr-century 7 лет назад
I would loose my shit if I saw Skall climbing on top of a large beast to hammer an oversized railway spike into its brain. It would actually be the best
@bosknight7837
@bosknight7837 7 лет назад
Nick Perez I would pay for that
@bladerex1224
@bladerex1224 7 лет назад
Ask him to play shadow of the collosus... Thats basically how you kill things in that game
@shiningarmor2838
@shiningarmor2838 7 лет назад
bladerex1224 I think that was the joke
@robonerd125
@robonerd125 7 лет назад
Reminds me of Kabaneri of the Iron fortress (i think that is what it was called) main characters weapon is basically a railway rifle that shoots bullets (as in it shoots bullets, casing, primer, powder, and all. when it hits it's target, it fires a second time... sorta like an RPG, but not really.)
@katenaccios
@katenaccios 7 лет назад
Let's make a movie or a TV series with Skallagrim and other RU-vidrs (Matt Easton, Lindybeige etc) doing cool and heroic stuff
@amarcamovic1791
@amarcamovic1791 7 лет назад
But Skallagrim! Big sword = big pommel
@miggylikeciggy
@miggylikeciggy 7 лет назад
MarkipIier games And a big pommel means that you can essentially fire your pommel from a cannon and end someone rightly from even further away!
@Sarariman23
@Sarariman23 5 лет назад
Best melee weapon (if distance weapons like ballistas are not available) for fighting huge monsters without superpowers is: A very long pike. Do the braveheart vs. cavalry move. 1. Provoke the monster to charge at you 2. Put the back of the pike in the ground point towards the monster and wait for the charge 3. Let the monster spear itself and hope you will not get buried under it 4. Maybe: Profit. This could work because you don´t need to have superpowers and use the power of the monster against itself. To be honest, this will not work against HUGE monsters (like the monster in Cloverfield) and gives only minimal chances of survival against something of t-rex size, but it seems to be the only chance you got, when confronted with a monster, when you are alone and have no ranged weapons available.
@am8776
@am8776 5 лет назад
good sir, i won't be in a line waiting for large monster to charge at me even if i have a very long pike. the mass of those monster will be enough to snap the pike and stomp me like an ant. Example of that monster irl is war elephant. but it would work if i put some flame on a pikehead to scare it, after all animal scare of fire.
@solwen
@solwen 4 года назад
@@am8776 The speed of the monster would drive the pike through him. Pikes/spears are very good against fast, heavy ennemies thanks to their narrow tip. And the lenght of a pike would allow you to actually damage vital organs instead of slashing uselessly at skin and muscles.
@isitnotwrittenthat1680
@isitnotwrittenthat1680 3 года назад
Additionally, shorter spears in the 2-3 meter range would be good for more offensive actions. It's all about the penetration when you fight a house sized killing machine.
@PeachDragon_
@PeachDragon_ 3 года назад
Make the beast follow you into a narrow space where it doesn't fit, then just keep stabbing it with a spear
@Reparky1
@Reparky1 3 года назад
omg u will break your arms
@rednemo9634
@rednemo9634 7 лет назад
A long, really long spear with explosives inside the head (quantity depending on the size of the beast). You just need to penetrate deep enough to burrow the explosive, shock-wave damages can easily be lethal.
@PrimordialNightmare
@PrimordialNightmare 7 лет назад
Isn't that how whales are being hunted?
@rednemo9634
@rednemo9634 7 лет назад
Without the explosives in the point, I hope. Today they use cannons to throw harpoons (yes we human still hunt whales), once upon a time they used hand harpoons, but the hunt could last hours to tire the whale before the kill.
@PrimordialNightmare
@PrimordialNightmare 7 лет назад
I believe I've once read somewhere that some pepole use explosives, though it is frowned upon by a lot. Can't remember where though.
@rednemo9634
@rednemo9634 7 лет назад
You might be thinking about "dynamite fishing" that consist in throwing a stick of dynamite into the water, having it explode under and kill all the fishes around that would go floating on the surface. The fisher would just have to harvest what he needs from the surface. The problem is that you kill everything around you, not only what you need. Did I mention that it is internationally illegal? It uses the same characteristic of water I was talking about in my first comment, water is not compressible, so any explosion in a water medium (water for the fishers, the body for the monster) the shock-wave will loos less energy travelling that it does in the air, delivering a more violent blow to the fishes, or the organs that an air-blast.
@DragonXZero
@DragonXZero 7 лет назад
So...the gunlance from MH?
@fluffdafire157
@fluffdafire157 6 лет назад
I find it funny that monster Hunter has all these ridiculous monster blades and the sword and shield is like " hello I joined the wrong lark and they won't let me leave" and this video just reminds me of that for some reason
@KhezuWiggles
@KhezuWiggles 5 лет назад
fluff dafire the worst part is that the sns is actually one of the most effective weapons in the more recent games What with oils, slingers etc.
@FalseRed7
@FalseRed7 5 лет назад
@@KhezuWiggles kinda made it less than preferable in iceborne cuz now other weapons can use the slinger while unsheathed as well but I will remain loyal to the SnS.
@KhezuWiggles
@KhezuWiggles 5 лет назад
X-Red7 G Rejoice, my fellow sns main, for we will be buffed, with a new and improved slinger.
@brandonmccallum6750
@brandonmccallum6750 5 лет назад
I will never put down my dual blades
@measured.kadence
@measured.kadence 5 лет назад
The dual blades are also more viable in realistic-ish setting aside from the cartwheeling ballerina swipes
@dimitrilium3912
@dimitrilium3912 7 лет назад
Now, I know what you're thinking. Can I still rely on my swords and spells and sneaking and all that nonsense? Sure, sure. Or... you could use... The Wabbajack!
@robonerd125
@robonerd125 7 лет назад
Oh, a Terrasque? Now yer a sweetroll! Delicious... but slightly musty, MY FAVORITE!
@katenaccios
@katenaccios 7 лет назад
"didn't see that coming, did ya?"
@koffieverslaafde627
@koffieverslaafde627 7 лет назад
Drift no I have Something better.... A WABBAJACK OF CHEESE!!!!
@syamantakchakraborty2833
@syamantakchakraborty2833 7 лет назад
cheeeesy
@koffieverslaafde627
@koffieverslaafde627 7 лет назад
Syrio Forel you Will use a wooden sword
@whiskeysour1179
@whiskeysour1179 4 года назад
"That sword is way too small to kill a dinosaur, you aren't strong enough to get through its hide." "How about an ENORMOUS sword?" "Well if you were strong enough to USE that, the regular weapon would work..." "Well, now my heart is set on using this massive sword, so..."
@jacktheomnithere2127
@jacktheomnithere2127 2 года назад
there's swords like falchions (the cleaver falchion, to name one). it's designed for deep cuts. all you have to do is to train; develop stronger muscles. the cuts will be deep.
@nanomachinesson2513
@nanomachinesson2513 7 лет назад
If the intro to Dark Souls taught me anything, it's to pray to a chime and then throw lightning at the target
@thender31
@thender31 7 лет назад
Hoy! Heretic! It's a talisman! In Lordran we don't such pussies like in Drangleic :D
@kuznamortis9337
@kuznamortis9337 6 лет назад
Nanomachines Son! Praise the god damn sun :}
@Rayfireful
@Rayfireful 6 лет назад
\[T]/
@chaseblackstone8749
@chaseblackstone8749 6 лет назад
I dont know, cutting at that demons ankles with my sword seemed to work pretty well
@ashbro3214
@ashbro3214 7 лет назад
glad to see skall doing fantasy scenarios again...
@ashbro3214
@ashbro3214 7 лет назад
keep it up
@blindedjourneyman
@blindedjourneyman 7 лет назад
Ash bro nephilim are on horizon you may like this scenario for strats for the giants.
@MrGameAMV
@MrGameAMV 7 лет назад
Giant Monsters ? no Problem, call Joerg Sprave and he will test its features HAHAHA
@kefkaZZZ
@kefkaZZZ 7 лет назад
That would just be Giant monster against another smaller Giant monster :)
@Wuique
@Wuique 7 лет назад
HiddenSkill airzooka
@sttonep242
@sttonep242 7 лет назад
HiddenSkill "and this is what I came up with: IT'S THE MAMMOTHPENETRATOR 9000!! HAHAHAHA!! LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES!!!"
@drive2160
@drive2160 7 лет назад
sttonep so elephant gun against a rabbit type of scenario?
@ronaldowens5025
@ronaldowens5025 7 лет назад
HiddenSkill cold steel torpedo slingshot and scalpel frisbee
@cheesel0rd317
@cheesel0rd317 5 лет назад
sharpness 5 diamond sword. fight me
@thepope2412
@thepope2412 5 лет назад
Oh Well. Okay. Stacked totems of undying in left hand
@onebottleofwater9487
@onebottleofwater9487 5 лет назад
*Tinker Construct aluminite clever with 26 attack damage, fire aspect, life steal, auto-repair.* What did you just say ?
@thepope2412
@thepope2412 5 лет назад
@@onebottleofwater9487 lol you have to use mods, gtfo. I bet you can't even do 2 star mania
@onebottleofwater9487
@onebottleofwater9487 5 лет назад
@@thepope2412 I don't play mania. And also, why do you have to be aggressive ?
@thepope2412
@thepope2412 5 лет назад
@@onebottleofwater9487 it's called banter
@Kurai_69420
@Kurai_69420 7 лет назад
Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.
@Darkfreed0m
@Darkfreed0m 7 лет назад
But sometimes, you just need a little less gun.
@KnyghtTeddy
@KnyghtTeddy 7 лет назад
Where's the Freedom? Can't go wrong with more gun though.
@freetimeidiot4541
@freetimeidiot4541 7 лет назад
Where's the Freedom? There is no such thing as bad overkill.
@jbcpain492
@jbcpain492 7 лет назад
DovahSpy I was about to make this comment
@Vinegaroon
@Vinegaroon 7 лет назад
TF2 that game :) good times.
@SteveAkaDarktimes
@SteveAkaDarktimes 7 лет назад
one the best depictions of a dragon hunt was in one of those RP forums I haunted a few years ago. in this RP thread a dragonhunt was basically the job of an army. the local baron had a small standing army, and to kill the dragon he mobilized several hundred crossbowmen with heavy arbelests and commisioned dozens of ballistas and readied a small cavalry unit. He would hide the siege machinery in the forests with precalculated paths of fire, spread the crossbowmen out in a large area and sent out cavalry wearing water drenched cloth to act as bait and lure the beast into the killing field. the point would be to cripple and bleed the beast as fast as possible so that it couldn't flyby strafe anymore, and once it crashes, pelt it with ballista bolts and arbalest fire till it dies, keeping out of range of its breath attack. no plate armor, no melee, high mobility troops and a prepared battlefield. basically, dragon hunting was the job of the ruling class, pricy, huge ordeals and the job of a small army. if the dragon had a cave lair it would be even easier. just point all those ballistas at the exit and then send in some convicts as bait. or just rig the exit to collapse.
@user-unos111
@user-unos111 7 лет назад
Aren't dragons lairs supossed to be placed in high rocky mountains surrounded by cliffs? That would complicate things a little. By the way, I don't remember balistas having ever been used to kill giant animals in real life.
@RawkL0bster
@RawkL0bster 5 лет назад
Whichever weapon has the most +damage to dragons, duh.
@quenvanwijk
@quenvanwijk 5 лет назад
Lightning
@RawkL0bster
@RawkL0bster 5 лет назад
@@quenvanwijk What if it's not in Dark Souls and is an electric element dragon? ;o
@wellalrightthen3920
@wellalrightthen3920 5 лет назад
Wyrmslayers, duh.
@RayTC
@RayTC 4 года назад
RawkL0bster MORE LIGHTNING
@Yourmom-cx8fw
@Yourmom-cx8fw 4 года назад
Sunlight
@reynaldorafananjr.2655
@reynaldorafananjr.2655 4 года назад
0:18 me: *awkwardly puts longsword back in the equipment chest* 2:50 me: *excitedly grabbed switchaxe*
@personman8734
@personman8734 3 года назад
5:42 takes out insect glaive with murderous intent
@doingthis6907
@doingthis6907 7 лет назад
kill it with love
@tefras14
@tefras14 7 лет назад
The Blorg aprove
@poilboiler
@poilboiler 7 лет назад
Friend?
@willywanker5866
@willywanker5866 7 лет назад
Use the hug of death
@mcgoldenblade4765
@mcgoldenblade4765 7 лет назад
THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
@woorahmhall7594
@woorahmhall7594 7 лет назад
*kindness
@TheJiminyJim
@TheJiminyJim 6 лет назад
No, no, no - giant swords are really effective... because they have giant pomels, ins't this obvious, duh
@adalia1975
@adalia1975 6 лет назад
Solid Snake no they won't be effective because it is rally thick
@fulcrum2951
@fulcrum2951 6 лет назад
And heavy
@Okartel
@Okartel 6 лет назад
A truly deadly weapon
@thewyvernshunter
@thewyvernshunter 6 лет назад
A weapon to surpass...
@thelastfeelbender
@thelastfeelbender 6 лет назад
Solid Snake still too THICC
@DonatoVicenti
@DonatoVicenti 7 лет назад
Skall, I really like this kind of video! What about making a video series about ideas on how to fight mythological creatures (giants, orks, animated skeletons, cockatrice, goblins, werewolf, vampire, barghest, spriggans, insectoids etc)? You could take inspirations from the witcher's bestiary, it includes a ton of monsters from many european cultures!
@Add183
@Add183 7 лет назад
Donato Vicenti YESSSS
@verumnosgrohiik926
@verumnosgrohiik926 7 лет назад
well Orcs are generally just very strong humans in almost all mythos except for the one or two where it's the same as an ogre or troll in which case it's easier to talk about ogres and trolls instead
@mudo6633
@mudo6633 7 лет назад
+Verumnos Grohiik orcs are corrupted elves in Tolkien's myths
@AGoatDemon98
@AGoatDemon98 7 лет назад
Verumnos Grohiik Warhammer 40k Orks are giant fungus monsters that like to zerg rush planets and annihilate them for fun.
@lilcruz5422
@lilcruz5422 7 лет назад
Donato Vicenti that is really cool
@nfl_9077
@nfl_9077 5 лет назад
Just everyone: *struggling to defeat the monsters with axes, spears, big stuffs, etc. AOE 2 monks: "hold my beer...."
@spartankongcountry6799
@spartankongcountry6799 5 лет назад
So true.
@BobGymlan
@BobGymlan 4 года назад
M N A Naufal yololo
@nfl_9077
@nfl_9077 4 года назад
Bob Gymlan Monsters: *changed it's pants color from red to blue
@Rodrik18
@Rodrik18 4 года назад
Yololo
@mrsmith4036
@mrsmith4036 4 года назад
@@Rodrik18 Wololo!
@ironreeve9370
@ironreeve9370 6 лет назад
*WHERE'S MY DRAGONATER?!*
@Leviathan-hk2hm
@Leviathan-hk2hm 6 лет назад
On Gogmazios.
@nathanielpettit6015
@nathanielpettit6015 5 лет назад
Atal-Ka took it, along with everything else.
@buttsufancypantsu1644
@buttsufancypantsu1644 7 лет назад
Very happy that you touched on the subject of super strength and toughness being one and the same. It irks me so much when people and/or fictional universes treat them as if they are two different things. It seems kinda obvious that if someone is strong enough to lift a skyscraper but is somehow still just as durable as an ordinary human, they would pretty much kill themselves the moment they tried to take a breath. Fun video!
@luketfer
@luketfer 7 лет назад
In city of heroes someone RP'd as someone who had super strength but not super toughes...their actual secondary power? Regeneration, basically their body was constantly mending itself in order to repair the damage done to it by being super strong, they were often crippled or confined to a wheelchair but when they got going... So it CAN work but you definitely need some sort of big secondary power to counteract it.
@buttsufancypantsu1644
@buttsufancypantsu1644 7 лет назад
I'd still argue that is impossible unless the regeneration power is incredibly quick, as trying to move any muscle while being so strong will simply tear the muscle off, as well as anything attached to it. In which case, they can't get crippled. If they do, it still doesn't make any sense to me.
@luketfer
@luketfer 7 лет назад
I will point out you're bringing 'sense' into a super hero arguement, worlds with super science, sentient computer viruses and the like. Plus most heroes don't use their 'super strength' all the time, you're not constantly lifting weights are you (if you are, more power to you, day in day out, benching morning to night)? No, so essentially the 'Super Strength' would only kick in at moments of needed exhurtion, Superman can lead a normal life as Clark Kent, if not he'd be ripping doors off every time he went into work. It's the fact that the character in question CAN achieve superhuman feats of strength for short periods of time but it basically cripples them afterwards because of that fact. Hence the secondary power of Regeneration.
@buttsufancypantsu1644
@buttsufancypantsu1644 7 лет назад
Again: if a character exerts superhuman amount of force they will IMMEDIATELY cripple themselves unless they are tough enough to handle the stress. Their bones will shatter. Their muscles will fall apart. Even if somehow they can turn their superstrength on and off, the moment they turn it on without super toughness is the moment they, well, basically die. As for bringing sense into a super hero argument - I don't see why that's a problem? The way I see it, if a fictional universe relies on "magic did it" to explain each and every particular phenomenon it presents, then that fictional universe is ass. Unless, you know, it's a comedy or satire. If superman punches a tank into orbit and doesn't go flying backwards HIMSELF from the power of his punch, and the universe does not explain to me that superman is in fact superheavy, or that his flight power is always on, then my immersion will be broken, as ridiculous as the premise might have been prior to this. If you present a superstrong character and then tell me they are just as fragile as I am, and don't explain that their super strength is actually the result of, I don't know, some external force - like nanobots, or super magnetism or what not - but instead they actually have super strong MUSCLES - but are somehow still as durable as a human?? No, my friend, that is grade A bullshit, even in the world of super heroes.
@Adagamante
@Adagamante 7 лет назад
Yeah, it's the "Required Secondary Superpower" trope, like being super fast requires you to be resistant/immune to air friction.
@TheOneWhoHasABadName
@TheOneWhoHasABadName 6 лет назад
Two giant swords, one of them with an unscrewable pommel. The idea is to play baseball/golf (depends on size of pommel) and use a murder stroke to launch the other pommel at the monster. This should end any giant monster rightly, provided that you use a sufficiently large sword and pommel.
@purplehostofrain1901
@purplehostofrain1901 3 года назад
There is actually a pre-gunpowder weapon that was used against giant mammoths: the atlatl/spear thrower. The projectile was heavy so it was good against the poofy fur. A group of spear throwers could kill any mammoth
@janikmalkovich6222
@janikmalkovich6222 7 лет назад
But a BIG MASSIVE SWORD has also a BIG MASSIVE POMMEL that will do the job for certein!
@norie361
@norie361 7 лет назад
Janik Malkovich hell yeah, you can end anything rightly with that thing!
@bbdawise
@bbdawise 7 лет назад
Exactly! The size of the pommel correlates completely with the amount of justice that can be unleashed.
@richardbenson5036
@richardbenson5036 7 лет назад
HAI OH STARTS TO PLAY
@gunmunz
@gunmunz 7 лет назад
put the largest pummel you can into a catapult and fire it. 'Isn't that just an awkwardly shaped steel ball with a hole in it?' I hear you say and I'd reply 'shut up'
@jeremymcadam7400
@jeremymcadam7400 7 лет назад
i think you mean trebuchet, catapults are for panzies
@thomasmurrell9832
@thomasmurrell9832 7 лет назад
the best weapons? My trap card!
@TraceurRijeka
@TraceurRijeka 7 лет назад
Artifact Sanctum is getting a REPRINT
@DauntlessProductionz
@DauntlessProductionz 7 лет назад
Use the force of Mirror
@alejandrorobles6865
@alejandrorobles6865 7 лет назад
Thomas Murrell magic cilinder
@septicbile2901
@septicbile2901 7 лет назад
nice try,but you still take the damage.
@gearandalthefirst7027
@gearandalthefirst7027 7 лет назад
Best weapon, the Alu-card
@Kazaanh
@Kazaanh 7 лет назад
Skyrim, full of giants, mammoths and nords don't even know whats a " spear " , that would be handy weapon for battling dragons.
@deadinside8891
@deadinside8891 7 лет назад
Kazaanh but in skyrim there's magic. Magic > spear
@Kazaanh
@Kazaanh 7 лет назад
sean anderson then where are magic spears
@612DwarfAvenue
@612DwarfAvenue 7 лет назад
Actually spears were slated to show up in Skyrim but ended up being cut. You can see them in action in the game jam videos. Gameplay =/= lore, lore-wise they would've had spears, they're the most common and simple weapon IRL.
@modvind
@modvind 7 лет назад
"Gwyn's mighty bolts peeled apart their stone scales."
@Ebsalom
@Ebsalom 7 лет назад
Generally, modern Nords are somewhat scornful of magic, but there's plenty of Nordic mages throughout the Skyrim overworld, but they're usually outcasts and brigands. The Vigilants of Stendarr have a few Nordic Spellswords within their ranks, and Skyrim's ancient culture utilised mages very often. I think that the xenophobia surrounding magic users must've spawned from the tragedy of Winterhold.
@sirsir9665
@sirsir9665 3 года назад
If not a gun, I think a spear. It's worked on everything and is still extremely effective. It's that you can throw it and use it close range while keeping at a distance.
@ICEknightnine
@ICEknightnine 7 лет назад
And if that don't work; use more gun.
@gabagandalfoftheweed
@gabagandalfoftheweed 6 лет назад
Moar Dakka!
@lordsatan4795
@lordsatan4795 6 лет назад
ICEknightnine if that don't work use bombs blow it to fucking hell
@SemperFine
@SemperFine 6 лет назад
Tf2 reference
@combusted
@combusted 6 лет назад
Sometimes you just need a little less gun.
@Darksky1001able
@Darksky1001able 6 лет назад
gabagandalfoftheweed Dakka dakka dakka!!!
@ColdNorth0628
@ColdNorth0628 7 лет назад
0:18 I failed nothing sir, i passed the dark souls school of git gud with my oversized sword and proud of it.
@danic_c
@danic_c 7 лет назад
carlos conde git LMAOBox
@LeviathanTamer31
@LeviathanTamer31 7 лет назад
You are correct! You never failed the Giant Monster Slaying test. Because when you graduated from the Dark Souls School of Git Gud, you found that your Masters Degree in Oversized Swords wasn't actually applicable in Reality. Nor did any school based in Reality accept your credits. So you couldn't even qualify to get into Skallagrim's Giant Monster Hunting course. Sorry man. Don't know what to tell you. Well, other than advise you not to go to a class or college based in Reality. Might I suggest sticking to finding a job in Anime or in Video Game industries instead?
@bungholio1586
@bungholio1586 7 лет назад
Danic C. No git gud
@Mger47TheGamePegasus
@Mger47TheGamePegasus 7 лет назад
I did it with a normal long sword dude.
@wickedAberration
@wickedAberration 7 лет назад
carlos conde You're supposed to use the bass cannon.
@aletaris
@aletaris 6 лет назад
How Dark Souls showed, lightning-infused weapon's best option)
@tmtlopes
@tmtlopes 6 лет назад
Papa Louie the Chef Lightning Greatsword would work.
@mellamojeff458
@mellamojeff458 5 лет назад
@jack jackson you mean CHAOS CLAYMORE
@pumulot
@pumulot 5 лет назад
is your mom home? Even better. Chaos Zweilhander in one hand, lightning claymore in the other hand
@canaan5337
@canaan5337 4 года назад
If I had the super strength, toughness and the ability to increase my mass at will in order to make it possible to effectively wield an oversized weapon. I'd probably just be one punch man instead of having a war hammer the size of an SUV.
@darkdragonsoul99
@darkdragonsoul99 6 лет назад
jokes on you I use a gunlance
@ryguyryguyryguy
@ryguyryguyryguy 6 лет назад
Lance > Gunlance
@TheCivilProtector
@TheCivilProtector 6 лет назад
Heavy Bowgun > Lance and Gunlance.
@simplyseb7297
@simplyseb7297 6 лет назад
HH>HBG
@SkyPixelin
@SkyPixelin 6 лет назад
Everyone knows Sword and Shield is the most superior of them all
@66shadowwolf66
@66shadowwolf66 6 лет назад
Charge Blade > Sword and Shield.
@forfancyssake7485
@forfancyssake7485 7 лет назад
easy just wear giant dad build and let the fun begin
@erikaitsumi7198
@erikaitsumi7198 7 лет назад
Forfancyssake and make sure to use the well what is it gesture
@MajorNyberg
@MajorNyberg 7 лет назад
Forfancyssake and that point in dex, but *don't tell* anyone
@nooneimportant1244
@nooneimportant1244 7 лет назад
Remember to fire up the Bass Cannon
@kevinsiu3769
@kevinsiu3769 7 лет назад
Forfancyssake that means NEW GAME + BITCHES
@feveredmushroomHD
@feveredmushroomHD 7 лет назад
this!
@Vinegaroon
@Vinegaroon 7 лет назад
I would yell at it like the dragon born.
@norie361
@norie361 7 лет назад
Lewis Moore FUS RO DAH
@dannydethanos6994
@dannydethanos6994 7 лет назад
TheDankMemeMaster34 DRAGONBORN
@Vinegaroon
@Vinegaroon 7 лет назад
He's the lord fucking cool oh my cod
@9oomtar
@9oomtar 7 лет назад
FOOT GO BWAAAA!
@norie361
@norie361 7 лет назад
Lewis Moore I'm so sureeeee, He's not gay (YA!) he's our goddd!!!
@matt6888
@matt6888 5 лет назад
but... i wanna charge my greatsword 3 times and then hit the monster with it :(
@quint3ssent1a
@quint3ssent1a 7 лет назад
>you need to be super-tough, super-heavy and you have to have super-strength so, to kill a monster you should be a monster.
@benbelt5849
@benbelt5849 7 лет назад
Чё Бля damn that's deep
@saul94923
@saul94923 7 лет назад
Чё Бля did someone say guts?
@thegardenofesim1174
@thegardenofesim1174 7 лет назад
Vlad Varela Guts? Well then that would mean a lot of CLANGS
@rapidtreal4612
@rapidtreal4612 7 лет назад
or eddie hall
@Omegacalgar
@Omegacalgar 7 лет назад
Grendal and Beowulf.
@aaronstorey8620
@aaronstorey8620 7 лет назад
Black arrow fired from a wind lance. A reliable option so long as you are patient enough to wait a couple hundred years. The first few shots will only dislodge the monsters armour, then you'll have to wait a couple generations for the right grubby barge sailor to show up to fire the last arrow and finish the job. (you may also need a few dwarves and a hobbit)
@morinor1340
@morinor1340 7 лет назад
Aaron Storey nah. in this case, you must be the hero destiny chose to slay a dragon. tolkiens dragons have that kind of plotarmor.
@ciaranmcguinness8900
@ciaranmcguinness8900 6 лет назад
And if the wind lance gets destroyed, dont worry you can just use your son and a bell tower
@Darknight4434
@Darknight4434 6 лет назад
Rubber Bander and Proud we don't talk about that film
@forgiven36511
@forgiven36511 6 лет назад
In the book it was just a black arrow fired from a longbow. The archer said that he had never missed with that particular arrow, so perhaps it was very well made, but it was a normal arrow nonetheless.
@talosisoursavior4015
@talosisoursavior4015 6 лет назад
forgiven36511 Yeah, I think it was basically his lucky arrow and nothing more
@schorie4553
@schorie4553 7 лет назад
4:04 Rp explanation: Sound of footsteps of a troll of meadows passing not far away
@johnweber80
@johnweber80 5 лет назад
When you mentioned climbing the monsters and stabbing their weak point it instantly reminded me of Shadows of the Colossus.
@TheReaper5125
@TheReaper5125 7 лет назад
The catfish knife of doom is the best weapon against anything
@daisdharmawan5997
@daisdharmawan5997 7 лет назад
best weapon againts giant monster? another giant monster, off course!!!
@krzysztofbandyk168
@krzysztofbandyk168 7 лет назад
Let them fight!
@BVasquezp
@BVasquezp 7 лет назад
dais dharmawan Build your own metal monster, posibly formed from half a dozen diferent smaller metal monsters. Add lasers, lots of rockets, jet boots and a flaming sword and you are golden.
@VladiSSius
@VladiSSius 7 лет назад
What is it? Dragons?
@OptimalMario
@OptimalMario 7 лет назад
dais dharmawan to fight monsters, We create monsters.
@nathanbrown8680
@nathanbrown8680 7 лет назад
Only if you really hate Tokyo.
@I3astion
@I3astion 7 лет назад
I can honestly say as a avid Monster Hunter fan that the absurdity of the weapons in that game and others like it is honestly half the charm for me. Being able to appreciate realism in games along with the outlandish is a balance more people need to strike. Still loving the content keep up the good work mate.
@silverscalederg8632
@silverscalederg8632 6 лет назад
I hate monster hunter, always the same. SLay slay slay. LIke come on. A game where you're in the perspective of the "monsters" would be nice. Aren't humans the monsters for decimating them out of sport though?
@longnguchicken4580
@longnguchicken4580 6 лет назад
if you actually did some research, you will find that in Monster Hunter, we only hunt monster destroys the ecology, or capture them to research(I'll admit, i'm skeptical in the "research" part) then release them back into the wild. Here's a quote in that game goes a bit like this: unlike normal monster, whichs adapts to the enviroment they are in, Elder Dragons adapts the environment to them
@silverscalederg8632
@silverscalederg8632 6 лет назад
Just like humans do in the real world right? Hunting iguanas because they eat too many plants, killing coyote because they dare be predatory, to kill a wolf because they can attack livestock, to then kill a coyote who's preying on deer, to then mass slaughter coyote to make deer overpopulated to have more to kill in that season, to kill a lion as a trophy and call it a sport. Sorry for the skepticism but the way humans "help" the environment actually ruins it. Look humans have been playing god in real life. Answer me this, who's the real monster, reptiles that have grown large? Or those who kill any animal that dares be predatory while having the largest size to population index in the entire earth, and having the entire thing under control, and to kill whatever humanity disagrees with...sounds like humans are the monsters
@MajorLawliet
@MajorLawliet 6 лет назад
Silverscale Derg You took that way more personally than you should have. Have a chill pill and don't bust a vein man.
@longnguchicken4580
@longnguchicken4580 6 лет назад
your arguement is not convincing at all because you know jack shit about the monster hunter lore
@nfiobufge1
@nfiobufge1 4 года назад
I appreciate these kind of videos you make giving your knowledge based opinion on what would work in reality. To me you’re not breaking my immersion. More frequently than before I am noticing when weapons in games go from awesome to impractical to even ridiculous. That breaks my immersion. Videos like this help me understand why that enormous weapon my character is wielding just doesn’t make me feel as awesome as it should. Thanks.
@daviddavidson505
@daviddavidson505 7 лет назад
Pointy sticks, always king.
@SpaceElvisInc
@SpaceElvisInc 7 лет назад
STILL THE KING after all these years
@andryuu_2000
@andryuu_2000 7 лет назад
That Falchion/Scimitar is gorgeous
@JohanTwinsen
@JohanTwinsen 7 лет назад
Yeah! I wonder where I could buy one!
@Kuhtlass
@Kuhtlass 7 лет назад
He has a link at the end of the video that points to a store that wells swords..
@bigmike9558
@bigmike9558 7 лет назад
Simple solution, unscrew the pommel and end him rightly.
@mryayayify
@mryayayify 7 лет назад
Guns with Pommels.
@SighNaps
@SighNaps 2 года назад
The fact that you used an image of Jörg for the crossbow bit is great. I'm sure he would be happy to show you it's features.
@haldir56
@haldir56 7 лет назад
My weapon of choice for fighting a giant monster? 14 inch naval gun. That'll probably do it.
@malnutritionboy
@malnutritionboy 7 лет назад
haldir56 18 inch
@TheWhy49
@TheWhy49 7 лет назад
the problem with that is that you have to hunt twice. once for the prey and another time for the chunk of the prey
@luketfer
@luketfer 7 лет назад
"We were finding bits of dragon for DAYS, spread across the country side...we questioned wether bringing the Iowa out of mothball was overkill for a dragon...but it's not like you get the chance every day/"
@Derpy-qg9hn
@Derpy-qg9hn 7 лет назад
It's for that reason you'll probably want a tank cannon instead. Oh, it's a Rathalos and flies all the god damned time like a complete dick? www.military-today.com/artillery/otomatic.htm Hmm...
@wrongway1100
@wrongway1100 7 лет назад
luketfer F n A buddy.
@FrenchDavid50
@FrenchDavid50 6 лет назад
"Because monsters usually don't use swords" *Laughs in Glavenus*
@Dushess
@Dushess 5 лет назад
Laught in Cuga, which basically a jumping swords on wings.
@dronz3881
@dronz3881 7 лет назад
I have enough charisma to convince a dragon I'm it's fiancee. ..Yes, I'd marry a dragon. I need to play less D&D.
@zyibesixdouze4863
@zyibesixdouze4863 7 лет назад
wyvern > dragon
@gerardmourits8709
@gerardmourits8709 7 лет назад
Chris Lambert stupid sexy bards…
@dh_isu
@dh_isu 7 лет назад
Have you seen Kobayashi's Maid Dragon? Maybe you'd be okay with one of those dragons.
@milesmatheson1142
@milesmatheson1142 7 лет назад
Don't lie... You're a talking donkey, aren't you?
@shutereye2634
@shutereye2634 7 лет назад
I intimidate dragons.
@stickmaniac672
@stickmaniac672 Год назад
Giant swords are basically axes with sword shaped blades. With the weight of a full suit of armor For a horse It's really interesting to think about the sheer destructive force of *big swad*
@leonlx564
@leonlx564 7 лет назад
The best weapons would be a pommel. Even if you die at least you did it rightly. I'm super original
@autumnfall679
@autumnfall679 7 лет назад
Leonlx Atleast you're self aware.
@TheSorcerer1
@TheSorcerer1 7 лет назад
Dude, you wouldn't die. The moment it sees you unscrewing the pommel: Monster: NOPE, FUCK THAT! THIS DUDE KNOWS HIS SHIT! *huge pommel weighing 20t flies directly at huge monster* You: Too late, weakling! I have ended you rightly!
@ShadowbladeZZ
@ShadowbladeZZ 7 лет назад
what about daggers with high critical strike chance
@randomstranger_3
@randomstranger_3 7 лет назад
uh, explain to me how to translate that into realism.
@aeteno703
@aeteno703 7 лет назад
RandomStranger_3 that's the joke.
@taxuenowoz4038
@taxuenowoz4038 7 лет назад
RandomStranger_3 basically it's super lucky with spikes.
@mellamojeff458
@mellamojeff458 5 лет назад
You infuse them with a chaos gem and reinforce it with titainite to +10 with the hornet ring
@jedhd3592
@jedhd3592 7 лет назад
use a ballista vs the giant monster ty skall i have now finally completed dragon age origins
@Petaurista13
@Petaurista13 7 лет назад
Actually in our times flak cannon would be better. TES Skyrim 2k edition: Dragons failed. Alduin: I HAVE ARMY OF DRAGONS! Dragon born: We have anti-aricraft forces in every bigger city an at least one 2 Stingers in every village. Alduin: WE WILL PLUNDER SOMEWHERE ELSE!
@ironvader502
@ironvader502 7 лет назад
NemoTheEight Stingers would be useless though, as they can't lock on to dragons. I'd say use something more direct, like a few good, old 88 to 128mm Flaks from WW2. That will teach them
@gilangignasraharjo6138
@gilangignasraharjo6138 4 года назад
As a monster hunter, I hunt with my trusted bows and arrows
@the_furry_inside_your_walls639
Giant swords not cutting out all that much? Just use an insect glaive or dual blades, then. Helicopters for days.
@golxens
@golxens 4 года назад
Je suis monté
@multidimensionalcenturion9863
@multidimensionalcenturion9863 4 года назад
@@golxens hon hon hon baguette.
@yodavanckart
@yodavanckart 4 года назад
As a fast Hunter , this is relatable to me
@personman8734
@personman8734 3 года назад
5:42 Insect glaive master race for the win
@dancorneanu9144
@dancorneanu9144 2 года назад
Plus, judging by the damage from pure kinetic force and the existance of elements and statuses (both are poisons basicaly), you may want to do very small cuts that deliver poison in their system and have the ability to dodge out. No guns, smaller weapons for the win.
@matteussilvestre8583
@matteussilvestre8583 7 лет назад
In short, either go Shadow of the Colossus on them, or apply enough dakka.
@thomasvinh9729
@thomasvinh9729 7 лет назад
Matteus Silvestre So all we need is being ready to be tossed around like a ragdoll xD
@gregsmw
@gregsmw 7 лет назад
but there can never be enuff dakka
@matteussilvestre8583
@matteussilvestre8583 7 лет назад
gregsmw That's the spirit!
@Stan_Delone
@Stan_Delone 7 лет назад
'Nuff dakka? Wot?
@M4x_P0w3r
@M4x_P0w3r 7 лет назад
Sometimes, you just need a little less gun
@rafliavriza3651
@rafliavriza3651 6 лет назад
4:16 Science explanation The smaller axe would deal more damage because Pressure= Force/Area. The axe would be lighter to swing which means more force, and because of it's size the area it hits is smaller thus creating a bigger pressure which will deal more cutting and slashing power to a giant monster Meanwhile, the sword will probably have the same force if the person carrying it is the same as the axe men did, but the area it will hit the giant monster is larger which will make the pressure will become much smaller. So yeah, the axe maybe is smaller in size, but it will surely hurts the monster severely.
@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx
@xxx_jim_the_reaper_xxx 6 лет назад
+Rafli Avriza Thats why Hand Axes are the Best!
@JoelHernandez-tz3vk
@JoelHernandez-tz3vk 5 лет назад
If the arm isn't strong enough to justify a bigger axe that you could stick more deeply into their skin, I think the size of the axe may be the least of the problems.
@benevans1377
@benevans1377 5 лет назад
I think I already have super weight :(
@DaveLambertITA
@DaveLambertITA 4 года назад
F
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149
@sirreginaldfishingtonxvii6149 4 года назад
F
@undertakernumberone1
@undertakernumberone1 7 лет назад
Best weapon against giant monsters? Axe of Grimnir... Gotrek Gurnisson uses one of them and he killed quite a lot gigantic monsters (Including but not limited to: Rat Ogres, Chaos-Trolls, Giants)
@rafaelllaban4115
@rafaelllaban4115 7 лет назад
undertakernumberone1 i am a simple man... i see a warhammer reference... i give a like :^)
@crazyeyes8962
@crazyeyes8962 7 лет назад
Not all of us are insane Dwarves that have literally nothing to lose in their lives though.
@brunomerotti3226
@brunomerotti3226 7 лет назад
lol me too, from the warhammer fantasy, slayer of the storm god is one of my favorites novels
@LANSl0t
@LANSl0t 7 лет назад
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD WORSHIPPER OF THE FALSE EMPEROR.
@undertakernumberone1
@undertakernumberone1 7 лет назад
Faith, Steel and Gunpowder shall overcome you, Heretic!
@jeremy7157
@jeremy7157 7 лет назад
Comment section breakdown: %25 MONSTER HUNTER DOESNT SUCK %50 lol pommels eggs de %25 Hey look, buddy, I'm an Engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?", because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance. How am I going to stop some big mean mother hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous new behind? The answer... use a gun. And if that don't work... use more gun. Like this heavy caliber, tripod-mounted, little ol' numer designed by me, built by me.
@christopherwinne5434
@christopherwinne5434 7 лет назад
i love how you actually copied someone's comment lmao
@malnutritionboy
@malnutritionboy 7 лет назад
Kauli you actually copied the comment above yours
@vladimirdragonov
@vladimirdragonov 7 лет назад
Kauli -and you best hope, not pointed at you
@CrazyLikeUhFox
@CrazyLikeUhFox 7 лет назад
Lmao holy fuck
@wrongway1100
@wrongway1100 7 лет назад
Kauli Exactly buddy. Exactly.
@arielsproul8811
@arielsproul8811 6 лет назад
a shotgun but on a tank
@pedroperez6676
@pedroperez6676 5 лет назад
Meet the canister shot!
@kadeloftin6429
@kadeloftin6429 5 лет назад
So a shank
@thessop9439
@thessop9439 5 лет назад
@@kadeloftin6429 shotank!
@kadeloftin6429
@kadeloftin6429 5 лет назад
@@thessop9439 ehh nah
@thessop9439
@thessop9439 5 лет назад
@@kadeloftin6429 SHANK!
@Kinra_Jade
@Kinra_Jade 5 лет назад
Now i'm curious to know how you would analyze each MH weapon efficiency.
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