I was raised as an Orthodox Jew (Shemot was my parsha so I read up a lot on the Exodus...) Watching this film was kind of cringey but Charlie made it a lot funnier at least
"All because he hit a rock with a stick?" It wasn't even that. God told him to hit the rock with the stick three times so water would come out. When he hit the rock three times, no water came out. So he hit it again, I guess assuming he'd fucked up hitting the rock one of the other times. The water came out, but god was angry because moses didn't do what he said.
“And your descendants shall be simps” Sayeth the Lord your God “And upon them, I shalt inflict punishment for arguing over which chipmunk gets the most head!”
not even joking there's a bible thats written in a minecraft style, there's the action bible, there's probably an anime bible too. Bible stores are hard core
Blackrain7070 think its 6 days straight if you dont sleep. so if they get around 12 hrs of sleep it would be 12 days. and you have old people and babies to take care of in like a group of hundreds. but for 40 years?
The Tower of Babel was a bit different. They tried to make a giant tower cause they wanted to get to heaven using cheat mode so God just kinda said no.
Here let me blow your mind. Everything God had abraham do to his son was a representation of what he was gonna do for the world through his son Yeshua.
@@disparatebroom7705 lol no kidding man haha were you as disappointed to find out that the book of bay blade wasn't made cannon during the Nicaean creed?
I just wanna throw it out there, being an Egyptian deity myself, that I wasn't cool with any of that shit pharaoh was doing. He was being a total chode. Me and Jehovah are bros now. He comes over on Sundays to play poker with me and Ra. Allah shows up too sometimes, but he doesn't play much, just sits in the corner smoking weed and playing gamecube. He's pretty chill though.
@@wafers4595 It was in my school library back in secondary school. Probably the coolest portrayal of biblical characters that I have ever seen. Somehow, they managed to make Jesus Christ look like an absolute chad.
@@hunterofdarkness8329 Satan has no power without God allowing him, in the end of time God will eliminate Satan's grip on his chosen ones, the ones who are true christians.
I genuinely struggle to imagine anyone surpassing Prince of Egypt in terms of visuals or storytelling. Hell, I have trouble understanding why people even bother making new ones. Were there really people working on this project that either didn't see Prince of Egypt or thought to themselves, "Yeah, alright, but I think I can do ya one better?"
@@therealgeneralMacArthur nah its more than that because everything in this world is “gods plan” so all deaths that have ever happened are under his name
Oh god we watched this in school back then Our teacher accidentally played Prince of Egypt at first so everyone was like "Ok this is cool," but after a few minutes he said "wait no wrong movie" and switched to this.
By the way, in reality, most of the workers were not slaves, but well paid farmers who were working during the time when the corps were already harvested, and the time to plant new ones din't come yet.
Mike Zotov they were well paid farmers beaten by their masters. Exodus - 21:20-21 “Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property.”
@@ineedabetterpfp2485 But you gotta love the fact that the Bible isn't going against slavery and even saying that it's okay to physically harm someone in the name of God.
@@enricopucci7205 he literally hardened pharaohs heart when moses was coming over to ask him to let his people go god was out for blood he didnt give a shit about his people
@Wail Pal21hail Endorsement? The babies from the daoughters' pregnancies were the Ammon and Moav, the ancestors of the nations of Ammon and Moav, which were the bad guys. I don't think it's endorsing anything about incest
"Aww man, what are you afraid of?" "Um, the wrath of the guy that we literally saw split an entire sea in half the other day, and then re-seal it to wipe out an entire army in an instant? That's what we're afraid of."
@@conanrose1182 Guess Satan must be pretty damn special too then, since God is willing to give him the power to basically fuck with all of humankind as long as its existed lmao
Young City Bandit and? Why would a god allow such an act who’s supposed to be all loving kind of narcissistic to allow your followers to kill anyone just because they follow isn’t it, what a fucking joke imo
I love how every bible movie has all white characters..........in the Middle East. Edit: I’m not being a blm shill calm down. I just find it a funny trope
Egypt was mostly Greek during this time. Alexander the Great's empire collapsed after his death, and many independent nations rose up in it's place. Edit: I understand looking through the rest of the replies to see if I said anything else is annoying. So I'm putting this here. The events of this story in the Bible take place before Alexander the Great's time. You can stop correcting me now.
The Bible is surprisingly badass. Especially once you get to the part where Jesus' body parts get scattered across America and a guy makes bees explode.
If I remember correctly, Moses doesn't actually die. He's just taken to heaven. He's supposed to be one of two witnesses that come back for Revelation. The bible would make an epic movie arc tbh.
@@holdencole5740 Enoch was picked up in a chariot of fire, avoiding death. I don't think the Bible really mentions him after that. Like, no real part in the grand plan of the universe but he got some chapters for being a good egg.
Holden Cole That is actually really vague. All the Bible has to say about Enoch is that he lived 365 years and walked with God. It is assumed that his lack of being mentioned of having died implies he got the same treatment as Elijah did but that is left to speculation. The Ethiopian Bible contains the Book of Enoch which is essentially a prequel to the Noah story but scholarly opinion is divided on whether it is as old as the rest of Genesis or whether it was essentially fanfiction.
7:00 They supposed survived off of what they called "mana" In modern day, scientists think it was a type of algae (we can live an entire life off algae alone) and with some speculation that it may have produced a hallucinogenic chemical in the algae. Which also explains why they spent 40 years on a journey that should have finished in 1 year.
Except it says mana is bread. explicitly. This is like how scientists try to explain away all the other stuff in the bible. Take something the bible describes specifically and just make up their own explanation to fit what they think is the only thing possible. They will never take into consideration it could just be telling the truth. That alone makes these "scientists" nonscientific because they have a clear bias already
@@TheLastApostle yeah and dont forget all the made up rules that the government made up to control people. Since no one but the church could read Latin so they could make up anything.
look mans, i came here for a family friendly discussion on people tripping balls in the desert, but now i gotta read people talking abut scientists and the government because some guy mentioned eating some sick ass algae.
Hold on for a minute In the scene where Moses has to fight the gigachad knife guy, the Bible actually says that Moses accidentally pushed him off some really high scaffolding because he was beating the slaves/Jews so bad, so when he fights Moses, they should have had a scaffolding or balcony to be bible accurate
Tatu Juntunen why would he? He knew that people would follow him no matter what, and if people stop worshiping him he would just kill all of them like the great flood. At this point I’m pretty sure god is just fucking with us bc he can, not bc it’s the right thing to do
@@biscuit4705 He is a loving God, given us free will and even told Adam and Eve to not eat the Tree of Life but didn't listen and look where it got us, God is giving us a chance to be turn away from our sinful lives and towards Christ who has died for our sins to gain a chance in Heaven, if he wanted to control all of us then He should've made robots then.
"The Bible is hardcore" The Great Flood, Lot's Wife turning into a pillar of salt, The Ten Plagues, Abraham almost killing his son as a sacrifice only for God to be like "Nah man that was a joke don't actually do it" The Crucifixion of Jesus, and the entirety of Revelation: *Yes.*
