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God Made Me Buy This Game 

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@_its_ezra
@_its_ezra 3 года назад
The way Charlie was in full Jesus cosplay really added an element of realism
@cosmosyn2514
@cosmosyn2514 3 года назад
Who is Charlie? All I see is Jesus playing a video game.
@MS-fe3vo
@MS-fe3vo 3 года назад
Cosplay? He's literally Jesus
@kalechip9074
@kalechip9074 3 года назад
@Darkness ?
@jayknowles2146
@jayknowles2146 3 года назад
@@kailasumbare1552 朋友是一个坚韧不拔的纪录片, 在香港这座城市的设置。 主演:钱德勒 索罗斯 傅博斯1 瑞秋 莫妮卡 和一些其他他妈的演员。
@dzaesonp8599
@dzaesonp8599 3 года назад
@@kailasumbare1552 Xue hua Piao Piao
@carlos_ayala4373
@carlos_ayala4373 3 года назад
I was gonna end it all, but then John Christian came to me and told me, “The gun isn’t loaded”
@Xozkov
@Xozkov 3 года назад
@Spatza who's an edgy boy?
@5osa
@5osa 3 года назад
@Spatza you said this on everyone’s comment, wanna cookie 🍪?
@BeretBay
@BeretBay 3 года назад
@Spatza "and that's just facts". No, you just want attention. People with facts would state them not claim that they are facts.
@MaximilianMuss
@MaximilianMuss 3 года назад
@ThiccBoi27 Timmy hasn't come to the comment section in ages
@vhem6007
@vhem6007 3 года назад
@UC0Kw1wDuYR3mIJARn1HCUPw annddddd your back
@streetpunkstreams4730
@streetpunkstreams4730 3 года назад
I'm 90% sure that wing animation just spawns a bird on your back thats hidden by the armour
@CrystalRose1111
@CrystalRose1111 3 года назад
Omg you’re right
@ssgpizzalover515
@ssgpizzalover515 3 года назад
bruh thats creative
@bo9adios629
@bo9adios629 3 года назад
Genius
@robertlucas1435
@robertlucas1435 3 года назад
Boundary break when
@TheVeryAngryShrimp
@TheVeryAngryShrimp 3 года назад
Your icon's dope btw.
@SquirrelGamez
@SquirrelGamez 3 года назад
"How do I attack?" You don't, you turn the other cheek
@SapienSafari
@SapienSafari 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@Erick23679
@Erick23679 3 года назад
How does this have only one comment
@tweenytwinkies
@tweenytwinkies 2 года назад
Which cheek?
@benster1017
@benster1017 2 года назад
It's from a song called rapping for jesus
@kennydoggins1712
@kennydoggins1712 11 месяцев назад
The OG MC JC u see
@kylebaird8813
@kylebaird8813 3 года назад
The game engine is pretty realistic. You don't get punished as long as you sin at a distance far enough outside the eye of the public.
@willb.7417
@willb.7417 3 года назад
epic social commentary
@toasterbread507
@toasterbread507 3 года назад
society moment
@MasterCheeks2998
@MasterCheeks2998 3 года назад
Unreal
@hypers829
@hypers829 3 года назад
@Morio Choratatzís How long would it take if I wanted to evolve back to a crab?
@alphacide_2857
@alphacide_2857 3 года назад
@@hypers829 Surprisingly, not as long as evolving into other things. Nature has a way of returning to crab.
@PastaCouch
@PastaCouch 3 года назад
The only thing impressive here is Charlie's internet's download speed
@ariessnep
@ariessnep 3 года назад
My computer: *best I can do is 600kb*
@saritha55
@saritha55 3 года назад
His download speed is faster than my USB transfer speed
@banana-9959
@banana-9959 3 года назад
@@ariessnep you mean internet......your computer has nothing to do with your internet speed
@TheRaven123
@TheRaven123 3 года назад
What kind of shit internet you all got. Anything below 1 gigabit (aka 100 megabytes) is fucking slow
@sovietnationalism5240
@sovietnationalism5240 3 года назад
@@TheRaven123 Italian internet 1 mbps lmfao
@brandonsimoncini
@brandonsimoncini 3 года назад
One of the developers was told “F to pray” by some 13 year old on the internet and they ran with that
@SteveInLava
@SteveInLava 3 года назад
"Press F to pray respects"
@beinzheans3918
@beinzheans3918 3 года назад
@@SteveInLava "press f to pray respects
@marisu9765
@marisu9765 3 года назад
F
@dave2051
@dave2051 3 года назад
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ why do people like to make bots like you
@adamwolter8593
@adamwolter8593 3 года назад
@@agnieszkarajder2821 😃
@AngryBoozer
@AngryBoozer 3 года назад
I used to be an atheist, but this game successfully converted me to a .jpeg
@user-ARCON_GRID
@user-ARCON_GRID 3 года назад
what the hell, I'm a .png
@_devitryi_
@_devitryi_ 3 года назад
and I'm a gif of a sassy black woman.
@SoleiLilyn
@SoleiLilyn 3 года назад
im a .webp
@user-ek9dd1cc2b
@user-ek9dd1cc2b 3 года назад
i have become a .tiff
@proffesionalweredog7426
@proffesionalweredog7426 3 года назад
somehow im .mp4?
@cgb838
@cgb838 3 года назад
Everyone was waiting on cyberpunk while we've had this gem all along
@NationalismDjazair
@NationalismDjazair 3 года назад
Still better than cyberpunk
@milk-el8vq
@milk-el8vq 3 года назад
@@NationalismDjazair now that a lot of the bugs were fixed cyberpunk is a decent ass game
@adamwolter8593
@adamwolter8593 3 года назад
@@agnieszkarajder2821 😍
@atharv_sh
@atharv_sh 3 года назад
its about as functional as cyberpunk too
@-Twotonepony-
@-Twotonepony- 3 года назад
But this just came out this month
@Dacept
@Dacept 3 года назад
This channel is a gift from god ngl
@lxquid.ocelot
@lxquid.ocelot 3 года назад
yes ikr
@vhem6007
@vhem6007 3 года назад
Hey Ik you
@anapple1220
@anapple1220 3 года назад
Charlie?
@iambilly1134
@iambilly1134 3 года назад
BILLY agrees
@UserName-gt2xx
@UserName-gt2xx 3 года назад
Modern Jesus
@sarcosmos2262
@sarcosmos2262 3 года назад
Fun Fact: All defeated enemies fall through the floor because they are sent straight to Brazil where they are cleansed by moist holy water and hardcore christian rock.
@n1x943
@n1x943 3 года назад
Well now I feel bad for the demons because no one deserves to go to Brazil
@LumaSloth
@LumaSloth 3 года назад
Bem, o jogo é br mesmo, entao... Kkkk
@honest_126
@honest_126 3 года назад
@@LumaSloth It's a pretty shitty game.
@just_paul4344
@just_paul4344 3 года назад
the fact that the game linguage is in brazilian portuguese makes more sense
@nanakofi3996
@nanakofi3996 3 года назад
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@galaxyanimal
@galaxyanimal 3 года назад
I love the fact that half of the text is in English and Portuguese and the other half is only in Portuguese.
@joaoluisfalangola474
@joaoluisfalangola474 3 года назад
So br entende
@falsegod7309
@falsegod7309 3 года назад
@@joaoluisfalangola474 Só os brasileiros percebem português? Hehehe
@joaoluisfalangola474
@joaoluisfalangola474 3 года назад
@@falsegod7309 sim
@falsegod7309
@falsegod7309 3 года назад
@@joaoluisfalangola474 Faz sentido, faz sentido
@peddr.o
@peddr.o 3 года назад
@@joaoluisfalangola474 sim
@kryptgmd
@kryptgmd 3 года назад
The fact that this is all in Portuguese is the cherry on top
@viniciuslourenco9333
@viniciuslourenco9333 3 года назад
Melhor jogo
@barbararab6390
@barbararab6390 3 года назад
Jogo 10/10
@funkforever2951
@funkforever2951 3 года назад
com certeza melhor jogo br
@Klim04
@Klim04 3 года назад
Despacito
@criscrosxxx
@criscrosxxx 3 года назад
Donde esta la bibliotica
@ascendingarscente
@ascendingarscente 3 года назад
Man, Charlie is such a rebellious teen, he calls his dad by his first name and doesn’t care about getting a haircut.
@yekadoosh5565
@yekadoosh5565 3 года назад
@Spatza This comment had nothing to do with religion and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong and that's the undebatable truth.
@bloocarracer333
@bloocarracer333 3 года назад
@Spatza i see you everywhere are you ok upstairs
@apollo6718
@apollo6718 3 года назад
@Spatza Reddit moment
@darnsimpletons5256
@darnsimpletons5256 3 года назад
@Spatza How does this have anything to do with a charlie being a rebellious teen
@goose6189
@goose6189 3 года назад
I'm curious as to what Spatza said before getting embarrassed and deleting his comment
@attixd5053
@attixd5053 3 года назад
"i didnt realize this was a catholic church kind of game" had me dying
@Instinct0425
@Instinct0425 3 года назад
Bot above me 🤦🏼‍♂️
@Pleoxz
@Pleoxz 3 года назад
The dude above me says theirs a bot above us
@quisutdeusmfl
@quisutdeusmfl 3 года назад
I want to become a priest and my friends won't stop doing this kind of jokes
@gothamgymnast4638
@gothamgymnast4638 3 года назад
@@quisutdeusmfl just ignore them
@spider-manys2934
@spider-manys2934 3 года назад
@@Pleoxz * there's
@DawnOfTheOzz
@DawnOfTheOzz 3 года назад
"Mum, can you get me God of War?" "We have God of War at home." The God of War at home:
@poppaduck4686
@poppaduck4686 3 года назад
ong
@jobascantu3510
@jobascantu3510 2 года назад
*god* of war
@blyat8832
@blyat8832 2 года назад
Mom, can we get Asura's Wrath? We have Asura's Wrath at home Asura's Wrath at home:
@prettyboy_online
@prettyboy_online Год назад
more like war of god
@Gia1911Logous
@Gia1911Logous Год назад
God of War has nothing on this masterpiece
@whereami6543
@whereami6543 3 года назад
This game is everything Doom wishes it could be.
@matthewferguson9054
@matthewferguson9054 3 года назад
These spam bots are everywhere
@Klim04
@Klim04 3 года назад
@BlindingHornet amogus
@Strawberrymilking
@Strawberrymilking 3 года назад
Glad they stayed true to the manga
@zerithos7271
@zerithos7271 3 года назад
Just pray they dont do a Netflix adaptation.
@captainkronker3985
@captainkronker3985 3 года назад
Same
@Zenith_Nulls
@Zenith_Nulls 3 года назад
@@zerithos7271 🙏🙏🙏🙏
@comradekenobi6908
@comradekenobi6908 3 года назад
Man Jesus really helped Johnny a lot to regain his ability to walk
@ElMango14
@ElMango14 3 года назад
@@comradekenobi6908 ah yes a man of culture
@pokefreaawad1796
@pokefreaawad1796 3 года назад
If you go back to Charlie’s first public video he posted on this channel, he showed us how to do to do an infinite jump glitch in gears of war. Truly a man that has never changed
@saddpaanda
@saddpaanda 3 года назад
Do you have the link? 🤔
@elispeed5078
@elispeed5078 3 года назад
@@saddpaanda just click on his channel, go to videos, and sort from oldest
@knockknock8371
@knockknock8371 2 года назад
Oh no I made it 666 likes. I have sinned
@rojastegulu
@rojastegulu Год назад
​@@elispeed5078 This did not age well.
@MattyP650
@MattyP650 Год назад
@@rojasteguludamn I forgot you could sort by oldest at one point
@Devorador_de_Games
@Devorador_de_Games 3 года назад
As a brazilian I’m proud of this game, it represents everything good about our nation
@NeverOhVer
@NeverOhVer 3 года назад
Thank you, Daniel
@artvandalay1415
@artvandalay1415 3 года назад
Oh...
@felipeterranova2452
@felipeterranova2452 3 года назад
Given the fact that Brazil is one of the good countries in South America, saying that this represents everything good about it makes me depressed about what's left for the other countries there xd
@Devorador_de_Games
@Devorador_de_Games 3 года назад
@@felipeterranova2452 Dide, Brazil is a cursed country, everything here is ass
@Or1Ori_
@Or1Ori_ 3 года назад
@@Devorador_de_Games Yeah but if you consider the other countries down here, we are basically the best place ever
@UrResidentGhost
@UrResidentGhost 3 года назад
Damn this game revealed our Christian secret! Every time we pray we crawl into a glowing portal. And then we go fight demons.
@GeorgeWockington01
@GeorgeWockington01 3 года назад
Lol basically doom guy
@Flutterblushie
@Flutterblushie 3 года назад
As a Christian, I can confirm this is 100% true
@sebittyseb4481
@sebittyseb4481 3 года назад
As a Christian,I can confirm lots of Christian's do this
@davidonthedrill
@davidonthedrill 3 года назад
I can confirm that Christian do fight demons.
@quisutdeusmfl
@quisutdeusmfl 3 года назад
we actually do if God wills it
@zombieghostninja
@zombieghostninja 3 года назад
Man Jesus games always have a certain level of seriousness that makes them funny lol
@fredwood6107
@fredwood6107 3 года назад
lol
@mistralstone9755
@mistralstone9755 3 года назад
Nice profile pic mate
@Ownxer
@Ownxer 3 года назад
lol
@Darek225Army
@Darek225Army 3 года назад
It's debatable until science can explain what was before the big bang and how things exist in the first place
@henrydikes6704
@henrydikes6704 3 года назад
@Spatza please just shut up, I don't know what your game is but you are poisoning Charlie's comment section even more than it already is and just generally being a nuisance by constantly copy pasting this unoriginal, and frankly rude and uncalled for comment.
@LewdBoi
@LewdBoi 3 года назад
Whole game in portuguese, he truly is discount jesus, languages can't stop this man
@beachbowl274
@beachbowl274 3 года назад
Why would he in the first place?
@criscrosxxx
@criscrosxxx 3 года назад
True jesus understand all languages. You heretic dont .
@sylamy7457
@sylamy7457 3 года назад
@@criscrosxxx ok
@Snulge
@Snulge 3 года назад
I hate how unironically fun this would be to watch as a speed run
@kylebaird8813
@kylebaird8813 3 года назад
Pastor: "So what made you interested in the word of God?" Me: "My friend Charlie told me about something called 'Christian Fisting.'"
@geckosgotgames3283
@geckosgotgames3283 3 года назад
Underrated comment
@Colt-kv6xr
@Colt-kv6xr 3 года назад
The pope wants to know your location
@gasabur2934
@gasabur2934 2 года назад
Christian Kung Fu!
@sporkcheese6649
@sporkcheese6649 3 года назад
"If God's not real then explain this atheists!" I literally died there.
@sporkcheese6649
@sporkcheese6649 3 года назад
8:45
@jipph2238
@jipph2238 3 года назад
Lol
@user-re9be7qm8p
@user-re9be7qm8p 3 года назад
You literally didn't
@sporkcheese6649
@sporkcheese6649 3 года назад
@@user-re9be7qm8p You can't just expose a homie like that.
@Colt-kv6xr
@Colt-kv6xr 3 года назад
Rest in peace
@dad5draco
@dad5draco 3 года назад
"I am John of the Christian." - Every famous British colonist in the 1700s.
@novabova07
@novabova07 3 года назад
“And why were they all named John?”
@MiraSubieGirl
@MiraSubieGirl 3 года назад
Its more Christianyyy, helps against Cacti. Were you even watching? 😒
@qui-gonjinn8048
@qui-gonjinn8048 3 года назад
Death in this game be like: *"I find your lack of faith disturbing."*
@Zan-qr4ds
@Zan-qr4ds 3 года назад
What’s up brother?
@qui-gonjinn8048
@qui-gonjinn8048 3 года назад
@@Zan-qr4ds 😳
@bepeplia5086
@bepeplia5086 3 года назад
@@qui-gonjinn8048 😳
@bepeplia5086
@bepeplia5086 3 года назад
@@qui-gonjinn8048 what did he say
@saucesaucesaucesauce1380
@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 года назад
*(edited)*
@charlieGee64
@charlieGee64 3 года назад
Off course this masterpiece of a game was made by a brazilian legend. Amen.
@Stanleys_Bucket
@Stanleys_Bucket 3 года назад
A men
@Stanleys_Bucket
@Stanleys_Bucket 3 года назад
A man
@zoru22
@zoru22 3 года назад
Ninguém se importa com a nacionalidade dele
@alilweeb7684
@alilweeb7684 3 года назад
acho que ja vi você em algum lugar
@mr.bubbles8351
@mr.bubbles8351 3 года назад
"5.2 gb, that's a lot of Jesus" -Martin Luther King
@ssgtsoule2623
@ssgtsoule2623 3 года назад
This is a game you’d find in the back of a public church where they make you watch veggie tales and give you pretzels while the adults discuss how to inject Christianity into your local middle school
@goose6189
@goose6189 3 года назад
This is a bit to accurate🗿
@redstone-kg3ne
@redstone-kg3ne 3 года назад
So true
@awesome9174
@awesome9174 3 года назад
Veggie Tales is lit tho
@moistylettucegod6349
@moistylettucegod6349 3 года назад
vegietales and bad CGI Christian animations
@dazedema4246
@dazedema4246 3 года назад
This is so specific yet so accurate haha
@bruhmomento2210
@bruhmomento2210 3 года назад
Can't believe charlie would just leak Elden Ring gameplay like this
@Stanleys_Bucket
@Stanleys_Bucket 3 года назад
Dark souls 169 trailer looks great
@toothedbirch56
@toothedbirch56 3 года назад
@@Stanleys_Bucket dark souls 4 midirs back
@nvs6607
@nvs6607 2 года назад
Pretty accurate
@TABBYMUSIC
@TABBYMUSIC 3 года назад
“There’s a pray button” As all games should have.
@Erick23679
@Erick23679 3 года назад
Multiplayer games be like
@pikachu896
@pikachu896 2 года назад
Assassin's Creed 1
@fabrypetty1689
@fabrypetty1689 2 года назад
Souls like games should definitely do
@tweenytwinkies
@tweenytwinkies 2 года назад
We need one in league and overwatch cuz damn they need help
@GoldSrc_
@GoldSrc_ 2 года назад
Every game has such button, it does nothing.
@FunkBastid
@FunkBastid 3 года назад
“How do you beat this game without cheating?” Lmao he doesn’t know the praying IRL strat
@SapienSafari
@SapienSafari 3 года назад
Funny
@mertk.9136
@mertk.9136 3 года назад
This is the kind of game I would like to play on the Wii with no safety handles on
@supergamergrill7734
@supergamergrill7734 3 года назад
Wow man. Hardcore
@samgaither793
@samgaither793 3 года назад
What a madlad
@agnieszkarajder2821
@agnieszkarajder2821 3 года назад
🧡 ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-K7MltbPLcDQ.html...
@rugbytimezone5480
@rugbytimezone5480 3 года назад
Don't hurt me
@mertk.9136
@mertk.9136 3 года назад
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ stop already moist! you cant trick us with that account name
@justanotherguy7300
@justanotherguy7300 3 года назад
"Cactus is trying to make me lose faith" is probably my favourite quote of the day.
@idabthereforeiam7479
@idabthereforeiam7479 3 года назад
Mine is "Christian fisting"
@anthonym7281
@anthonym7281 3 года назад
This game depicts an accurate representation of what happens when you have the power of God and Anime on your side.
@luciendesantiago1502
@luciendesantiago1502 3 года назад
“I bet there is going to be a lil nas X boss fight”
@AxxLAfriku
@AxxLAfriku 3 года назад
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide. Take the hint, dear lu
@opal9450
@opal9450 3 года назад
I burst out laughing when I heard that
@richie404
@richie404 3 года назад
@@AxxLAfriku Stop
@theadeptuscustodes
@theadeptuscustodes 3 года назад
@Spatza nobody asked you to say that
@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250
@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250 3 года назад
@Spatza We're no strangers to love
@magictriangle6878
@magictriangle6878 3 года назад
And the Lord said "Shazam!", and became the God Warrior!
@bvnnystitch
@bvnnystitch 3 года назад
you're not a REAL gamer unless you've played through this masterpiece
@poisonive45454
@poisonive45454 3 года назад
@@berensteinbear5916 GOTY contender tho
@liamriddell8461
@liamriddell8461 3 года назад
I love how the temptation of flesh was literally a couple of demon strippers lmfao
@toomanyhats7141
@toomanyhats7141 3 года назад
Today I learned: Jesus is about 5 GB strong 💪🏾
@Dino-pq9bj
@Dino-pq9bj 3 года назад
The bots are stronger than ever
@Dino-pq9bj
@Dino-pq9bj 3 года назад
We must fight back
@toomanyhats7141
@toomanyhats7141 3 года назад
@@Dino-pq9bj Eh, they’re not really accomplishing much besides giving Charlie interaction. General comments are still pretty easily navigable.
@toomanyhats7141
@toomanyhats7141 3 года назад
That being said, if they’re enough of an eyesore to you, you can always just report them and keep it it rolling.
@amennnz
@amennnz 3 года назад
@@toomanyhats7141 you're right kfp employee ;}
@KingseekerFrampt
@KingseekerFrampt 3 года назад
Still waiting for Bible man to join the mcu
@artastic_friend
@artastic_friend 3 года назад
He’s too powerful for the mcu
@Captain_Titus3867
@Captain_Titus3867 3 года назад
Bible man is too busy shitting on Goku
@phantom4461
@phantom4461 3 года назад
He killed the writers just by looking at them
@iambilly1134
@iambilly1134 3 года назад
BILLY says too OP
@Captain_Titus3867
@Captain_Titus3867 3 года назад
@Spatza ah yes let’s get straight to starting shit for no reason
@rectangularrectangle1406
@rectangularrectangle1406 3 года назад
Only John Christian is powerful enough to exorcise these special grade demons and bring great pleasure to Jizzle Crizzle
@iamdribz4456
@iamdribz4456 3 года назад
Is that a jjk reference? 😳
@reaper-hh6rj
@reaper-hh6rj 3 года назад
Domain expansion
@bigboi8743
@bigboi8743 3 года назад
John Christian probably learned the black flash by now
@aadikandolkar
@aadikandolkar 3 года назад
Even Gojo is scared of John
@handsome_potato
@handsome_potato 3 года назад
@@bigboi8743 heavens no not black flash, it's white flash.
@drew8167
@drew8167 3 года назад
I walk into my church every Sunday and pray. I then crawl into a dark portal at the foot of the cross leading me into God's land.
@stanstanstan2597
@stanstanstan2597 3 года назад
Then I find my pastor and he zaps me with lightning to give me holy armor after I kneel at his feet
@remymabboux6480
@remymabboux6480 3 года назад
John christian is the emotional masterpiece we all deserved
@shanewashington6335
@shanewashington6335 3 года назад
Love how he’s a savage yet has a calm voice
@yungogenies4279
@yungogenies4279 3 года назад
@@maximillianmusthegodofyout8573 my nigga this wasn’t necessary like what do you gain out of this💀
@MoistChungus
@MoistChungus 3 года назад
Clearly you haven’t seen Charlie angered over doughnuts
@MikeLCF
@MikeLCF 3 года назад
Goddammit, it’s Brazilian. My country never ceases to impress me
@naoki313
@naoki313 3 года назад
KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK então
@Matheus-jv1ft
@Matheus-jv1ft 3 года назад
chegou a dar tristeza quando percebi
@guilhermevinicius6062
@guilhermevinicius6062 3 года назад
É foda mano
@ygfritz.9291
@ygfritz.9291 3 года назад
r/suddenlycaralho
@Murakami2077
@Murakami2077 3 года назад
Eu não deveria estar tão surpreso
@mojojoji5493
@mojojoji5493 3 года назад
I’m impressed he theorized a speed run strat and executed it all in one go
@AlphaAlarmClock
@AlphaAlarmClock 2 года назад
It's par for the course for games like this. Just play Sonic Boom, you'll see what I mean XD
@lucasabreu2735
@lucasabreu2735 3 года назад
Top 1 brazilian game for sure, how this masterpiece remained unknown until now. 🙏 Glória Deus 🙏
@andrezerbinati1701
@andrezerbinati1701 3 года назад
Amém, irmão!!
@mateusbarbeiro3737
@mateusbarbeiro3737 3 года назад
O jogo do João Cristão é magnífico
@DPedroBoh
@DPedroBoh 3 года назад
But this game has yet to surpass Mineirinho's might.
@Godoberto-ny9yv
@Godoberto-ny9yv 3 года назад
deus abesoe
@DenitoX7
@DenitoX7 3 года назад
Amemememememe
@bigtasty2767
@bigtasty2767 3 года назад
Ngl, those particle effects in the game are low-key solid asf.
@davidpatterson3906
@davidpatterson3906 3 года назад
YO MORE LIKE *FARTICLE* EFFECTS AM I RIGHT BOIS??
@rugbytimezone5480
@rugbytimezone5480 3 года назад
@@davidpatterson3906 OH SHIT
@loirigudo
@loirigudo 3 года назад
Just stock unity special effect
@one.2622
@one.2622 3 года назад
@@davidpatterson3906 this is how a butch lesbian talks
@emissaryofcharybdis105
@emissaryofcharybdis105 3 года назад
@Matix 777 Yeah this entire game is probably (definitely) 100% flipped Unity assets.
@jakeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@jakeeeeeeeeeeeeee 3 года назад
"I love these Christian games so much" ~ Jesus
@sasajungic89
@sasajungic89 3 года назад
Kind of biased but OK
@xhooliganx7297
@xhooliganx7297 3 года назад
"Christianity's here, and it's trying to take up all your fucking hard drive space" I've been saying the same thing for years.
@SapienSafari
@SapienSafari 3 года назад
Amen
@Erick23679
@Erick23679 3 года назад
True lol
@crumblejumble4958
@crumblejumble4958 Год назад
WHat are you trying to say?
@gabrieltopam7129
@gabrieltopam7129 3 года назад
Charlie receiving a gift from his dad is so heartwarming
@ConservativeWhiteMan741
@ConservativeWhiteMan741 3 года назад
slaps John Christian game, This bad boy can hold 5 gigs of Jesus in it.
@JeffYanzi
@JeffYanzi 3 года назад
Christ! Thats a lot a Jesus 🤣
@wesbluemarine7458
@wesbluemarine7458 3 года назад
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@luke-il5nr
@luke-il5nr 3 года назад
Never felt more proud of my country for conceiving this masterpiece
@echonoir_
@echonoir_ 3 года назад
Im assuming its brasil?
@MrXmoda
@MrXmoda 3 года назад
Thank you
@tomrawlins8214
@tomrawlins8214 3 года назад
i thought it was from a spanish country lol
@el.pibedelrock
@el.pibedelrock 3 года назад
Maradona es mejor que Pelé
@lilim364
@lilim364 3 года назад
@@el.pibedelrock dude Pelé is pretty hated in Brazil for the shit he's done, he's not really a national icon as some foreigners may think lol
@whyllowfilms
@whyllowfilms 3 года назад
I'm a Christian... definitely been in these situations every day
@70ty
@70ty 3 года назад
Do Christians just turn into a kid named john
@whyllowfilms
@whyllowfilms 3 года назад
@@70ty most definitely
@sethmiller2532
@sethmiller2532 3 года назад
I keep failing to get past the pizza and donuts.
@matthewbaang8749
@matthewbaang8749 3 года назад
yeah same. ugh the amount of times i had to dodge demonic muffins and puff pastry in a platformer way smh
@SapienSafari
@SapienSafari 3 года назад
Climbing rice Krispy treats. Lol
@realcow1
@realcow1 3 года назад
I love how you can tell from looking at the game for two seconds that every asset is stolen.
@TheCaptainSplatter
@TheCaptainSplatter 3 года назад
Ironic.
@littleaqua32
@littleaqua32 3 года назад
Charlie: "God told me to buy this game" God: "Leave me outta this, Charlie"
@rumplebumm3656
@rumplebumm3656 3 года назад
I lost it when he goes "I remember when abraham made the holy donut pretzel climb"
@ruansilva8939
@ruansilva8939 3 года назад
John Christian looks like something a Vinesauce chat member would make Edit: Its even funnier to watch Charlie as an Brazilian, because he probably can't understand what is written ingame
@gabouau
@gabouau 3 года назад
eu so fiquei meio chateado que ele n falou nada sobre ser brasileiro no vídeo :(
@saucesaucesaucesauce1380
@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 года назад
*(edited)*
@autotropicplaybench1819
@autotropicplaybench1819 3 года назад
Of course Charlie would be able to unlock the speedrun strats for this game, he unlocked resurrection a long time ago
@phantomm1322
@phantomm1322 3 года назад
penguinz0:"they try to lure you in with sweets to go away from jesus but where to smart for that" penguinz0:get blown up by muffin
@blackparademistress1
@blackparademistress1 2 года назад
we’re
@matadias.2180
@matadias.2180 3 года назад
God made me click this video, this is what I call a miracle
@matadias.2180
@matadias.2180 3 года назад
@Yeah Yeah no stfu
@HY-is5cy
@HY-is5cy 3 года назад
@Spatza john christian is gonna beat your ass😉😡😌
@johnathansalters3966
@johnathansalters3966 3 года назад
@Spatza Yeah? say that to John Christian's face bud 😠
@waitwhat0205
@waitwhat0205 3 года назад
Same
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan
@YourLocalAverageSquidMan 3 года назад
@Spatza Okay. but don't let this distract you from the fact that and anime is false hope, and anime waifu isn't real, and if you think otherwise then you're are just wrong. and that's just the facts. Your anime waifu isn't real, will never will be real, and that's the undebatable truth.
@Owen.Leitch
@Owen.Leitch 3 года назад
4:53 The way the pastor just dipped out 💀
@fries5849
@fries5849 3 года назад
On the third day he rose again and said “On April 16 2021 Moistcritkal must buy a John Christian”
@IN_FINITY
@IN_FINITY 3 года назад
I’m convinced Charlie’s goal is just to find a viable speed run strategy for every shitty game he finds
@Skarwind
@Skarwind 3 года назад
And I can respect it.
@STNGR4Y
@STNGR4Y 3 года назад
@F*СК MЕ - СНЕCK МY РR0FILЕ Gh to you too
@bruh......2005
@bruh......2005 3 года назад
These bots are fucken annoying
@bruh......2005
@bruh......2005 3 года назад
These bots are fucken annoying
@cellophaneoxygen
@cellophaneoxygen 3 года назад
@@bruh......2005 These bots are fucken annoying
@averagecommentappreciator8215
@averagecommentappreciator8215 3 года назад
The fact that this is a brazilian game makes it so much better
@nuclearbomb9483
@nuclearbomb9483 3 года назад
You can smell the brazil from this kind of game.
@pato_anao1447
@pato_anao1447 3 года назад
Lol, I’m brazilian and seeing charlie play this random ass game while some bible verses in portuguese pop up is really weird
@Heradd
@Heradd 3 года назад
@@pato_anao1447 exato kkkkk
@305backup
@305backup 3 года назад
"Thats all of Jesus right there" -Charlie, referring to just 5gb of data storage
@vigi1antvort3x41
@vigi1antvort3x41 3 года назад
This is how my parents beat faith into me.
@torstenw5723
@torstenw5723 3 года назад
Oh? Yours didn't use fists and belts?
@trigdude7390
@trigdude7390 3 года назад
@@berensteinbear5916 cringe
@ניקיטהיל
@ניקיטהיל 3 года назад
Why do you americans have these issues with being religious or atheist? Yall make it your whole personality
@papahairy5315
@papahairy5315 3 года назад
@@ניקיטהיל because they have no personality
@jarlboof
@jarlboof 3 года назад
@@berensteinbear5916 like you
@tanjidyousuftasin9473
@tanjidyousuftasin9473 3 года назад
This is the best content I could've asked for during Ramadan.
@seamusic6627
@seamusic6627 3 года назад
@@criscrosxxx bruh
@addiction2409
@addiction2409 3 года назад
@@criscrosxxx lol zakar naik r/bolehland got all the ramadan memes
@razovii6768
@razovii6768 3 года назад
@@criscrosxxx generalization at its finest😬
@criscrosxxx
@criscrosxxx 3 года назад
@@razovii6768 thanks . Charlie Hebdo taught me .
@carolederent7638
@carolederent7638 3 года назад
Shiv Inder Singh Is it true that your people use your hand to wipe?
@jeanthemachine007
@jeanthemachine007 2 года назад
I never thought there would be a sequel, but here we are. This is truly a blessed day
@farelegy57
@farelegy57 2 года назад
Straight from GOD himself
@lorddinkdink8937
@lorddinkdink8937 3 года назад
This game is one of 2 things, either i cant see because its too dark or i cant see because its too bright
@urnie1262
@urnie1262 3 года назад
"i can't stray from the lords path" LMAOOOOO
@mariomoreira92
@mariomoreira92 3 года назад
9:36 the developers knew about EDP all along, the bible was warning us
@stevenholt585
@stevenholt585 3 года назад
The protag just starts wiggin out when the pastor projects his mastery over the temptation of man meat while Charlie shouts "Nooo!" will never cease to be funny.
@saucesaucesaucesauce1380
@saucesaucesaucesauce1380 2 года назад
*(edited)*
@Green-The-Mafia
@Green-The-Mafia 3 года назад
That’s so nice of Charlie’s dad to take interest in his gaming passion, and get him a game!
@catdogman23
@catdogman23 3 года назад
I can picture Charlie's laugh when he hears this is on trending
@captainkronker3985
@captainkronker3985 3 года назад
This is so mych better than other gaming bideos
@Nyctophiliac.
@Nyctophiliac. 3 года назад
its sad how literally all the trending gaming videos are gay minecraft, roblox, and fortnite videos
@powderedsugar5897
@powderedsugar5897 3 года назад
smh stop giving us a bad name by saying we’re as bad as trending videos
@creamiipeachii
@creamiipeachii 3 года назад
@@Nyctophiliac. hey wait i enjoy a little bit of some fruity minecraft content, no slander on mc!!
@hxponk
@hxponk 3 года назад
"If god isn't real then explain this atheist" Proceed to do the Christian war scream
@arthurmorgan2026
@arthurmorgan2026 3 года назад
Jesus has been contacted by his father to play this masterpiece
@curtisward2001
@curtisward2001 3 года назад
Oh hi arther Morgan
@zenith7996
@zenith7996 3 года назад
Oh hi arther Morgan
@jamiesnack
@jamiesnack 3 года назад
Oh hi arther Morgan
@Tohru_Adacher
@Tohru_Adacher 3 года назад
Oh hi arther Morgan
@frostyx1531
@frostyx1531 3 года назад
Oh hi arther Morgan
@why8402
@why8402 3 года назад
9:26 "Christian fisting" - Charlie 2021
@orbitaloutcast9878
@orbitaloutcast9878 3 года назад
Looking at this game, it literally looks like a fallout 4 mod, holy shit.
@dazedema4246
@dazedema4246 3 года назад
Haha for real!!
@baddonkey75
@baddonkey75 3 года назад
Unreal engine
@f4tefrl
@f4tefrl 3 года назад
This is the embodiment of hell and heaven of Charlie saying “feet pics on only fans”
@tahnsao4489
@tahnsao4489 3 года назад
John was my father, he passed away before I was born. Now I know what he is doing in the spirit plane, thank you brother 100/10 def gonna buy this game lmao
@jimbabwe3
@jimbabwe3 2 года назад
"John Christian is the only game my mom lets me play. She says that if i am able to beat it i may be able to join the family again. I keep trying but those sexy skeletons in the Lust level distract me every time and i keep dying. Pray for me that i am able to get past my shame and finally beat this game." - Steam reviewer
@FriarJoe66
@FriarJoe66 3 года назад
Pastor: “if you get baptized, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”
@henriquemello346
@henriquemello346 3 года назад
Industria brasileira de games tá bombando, que orgulho dessa minha nação kkkkkkk
@ygfritz.9291
@ygfritz.9291 3 года назад
Amém
@P.Manoel
@P.Manoel 3 года назад
Amém
@mosiacmaniacswarm
@mosiacmaniacswarm 3 года назад
Amém
@pat_paturana
@pat_paturana 3 года назад
Amém
@arthurmonteiro8486
@arthurmonteiro8486 3 года назад
Fim
@BlackSalamander439
@BlackSalamander439 3 года назад
Charlie playing games made by his real dad is wholesome
@Nost-tea
@Nost-tea 3 года назад
This level of entertainment is just one word from a holy sentence, imagine how much greater this would be if it was the whole sentence.
@Sleepy_Cabbage
@Sleepy_Cabbage 3 года назад
This low key could've been pretty good if it was actually polished up
@Ganon616
@Ganon616 3 года назад
God damn. If church were like this I'd still be going.
@woolworthssmokedham
@woolworthssmokedham 3 года назад
I wonder what Charlie thinks about playing a game based upon on his life...
@mezzery4781
@mezzery4781 3 года назад
"My Dad forced me to buy a christian game" I fixed the title
@Ty-hf2pz
@Ty-hf2pz 3 года назад
I wasn't religious before I watched this, now I can run at super speed.
@whytakeroninsenpai
@whytakeroninsenpai 3 года назад
Imagine calling yourselves a Gamer even tho you haven't played John Christian .
@issahumps
@issahumps 3 года назад
“I came here to kick ass and read the Bible, I forgot my bible” -john Christian
@ansuz5903
@ansuz5903 3 года назад
@Spatza I agree but this man's comment is just a joke, chief
@ansuz5903
@ansuz5903 3 года назад
Not a true quote. John Christian would never forget his Bible.
@sixeyedbird
@sixeyedbird 3 года назад
@Spatza stupid bot
@Muthuselah
@Muthuselah 3 года назад
"Bread is the most crucial thing in the Bible" - Jesus
@defy6166
@defy6166 2 года назад
THERES A SEQUEL TO JOHN CHRISTIAN
@max-jx5ne
@max-jx5ne 2 года назад
He did it
@Tone.350
@Tone.350 3 года назад
6:04 Speaking of which, yall remember when Noah note clipped throught the Red Sea?
@erika_1923
@erika_1923 3 года назад
11:45 behold. the boogie demon.
@hydrasent563
@hydrasent563 2 года назад
8:20 That was actually pretty cool
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