The Biggest L I’ve Seen in Star Wars [Canon] 

The Street Fighter 2 live action movie with Raul Julia saying that line.

“What you call genocide I call a day’s work.”

What I got out of all that was her parents fucked around and very much found out. And definitely a bit short on some "executive functioning ability" parents passed crap genes onto thier child which cranked it up a notch. Probably figured if you really pushed the fucking around part it would somehow avoid that whole find out part aaaaand nope, lotta nope. Like a big part of growing up and mental maturity is realizing just because you loved your parents doesn't mean they weren't stupid it was ENTIRELY their own fault that not only they died but took the lives of a bunch of "innocent" people with them. Fuck I sure as hell wouldn't want ANYONE knowing the legendary level of fuck ups my parents were. Instead of pulling her big girl pants up accepting shit and moving on she went full retard.

This silly joke is more annoying than the 'Yes' joke.

@@timtim8468 yes

Chad Baseder

“I have killed many fathers your going to have to be more specific.”

​@@StuartLugsdenI was thinking of that encounter

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​@@joshua2400cool don't give a fuck..if I wanted a sermon I would go to church, not some star wars yotube video comment section.

“You killed my entire family right in front of me” “No I didn’t” “Okay nvm no you didn’t”

​​@@DarthMechRBLXVader: *Breathes Nuh-uh*

@@berkaltuglu8140 *Activates personal force field* “Fym nuh uh?”

Bro thinks he Zoro

@@dvsse40one piece wasn’t even put back then mate

🗿One of the Chadest Dark Lords

And boy did he deliver

@@kevinnoonan5534after being roasted the way he was, you develop a love for them too.

God tier narration lmfao

Vader's whole career as a Sith Lord in a nutshell.

I know, right!!! Wouldn’t the water weigh his suit down, causing him to sink???!!!

@@joshuagorski9452never heard of the force?

Reminds me how in Legends, Vader apparently owned a beach resort on Coruscant

@@d4rk5t4r2wait that’s a thing? That’s hilarious lol

Neither did I my friend, neither did I lol.

Lord Vader: I took everything from everyone. Who are u again?

Chanath: You killed my family! Vader: I don't recall killing your family and I doubt I'll remember killing you, either.

Chanath: Remember me, Vader? You​ kill my family! Vader: Do you have a slightest idea of how little that narrow it down?

@@s.m.g.2391For Chanath this was the most important day of her life but For Lord Vader this was just another Tuesday

Darth Vader: NUH UH!!

"You will" "NUH UH!"

(Show time later) Luke: you killed my father. Darth Vader: I've killed many fathers, you're gonna have to be more specific.

@@zacglover3345 You do realise thats what I was referring to right?

Inget the reference to the Daredevil series.

Funniest part was she was specific about her parents, but Vader still didn’t remember

Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?

Yeah, she became a familiar face to the new canon. Similarly to black karrsantan and grakkus, papa torren etc

I was curious about her coming back, but I'm so sad she didn't keep to her promise!

she's also in the lando comic hired by palpatine to reclaim his cruise ship.

He fucking delivered lol

Vader: delivers roast and continues unfazed Vader in his mind: DUCKING NAILED IT

What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Well, it was actually to wash acid off his suit, but it does kinda look like he was on fire. I'm surprised they didn't do more research on what happened to the people who tried to fight him. It may have made them work to survive more. Oh well.

@@justincooper5189 they had a very small chance of beating him, if they could have kept him from the water somehow and let the acid whittle away at his suit they might stand a chance.

@@m4x927 hi dude how are you today

For someone not preparing something like C4... she did well against Vader. 😎👏 Tormenting him with something like acid and actively inflicting great pain on him is more than 98% of all his enemies ever did to him. Force-users and Jedi died more fruitlessly than her. Unlucky though that Vader is a masochistic personality of Anakin, who in turn takes great joy from torturing itself with the life of Vader to begin with, as punishment for his crime of failing to safe Padme.

These are the kind of stories we deserve yet we get the disney crap flung far and wide. #avengestarwars #sellstarwars #DarthMelvin

@@KraffZava7350this story was made by Disney

@@protalghulnist4126it was made under the title of Disney mate. Who actually wrote this? What’s the lore behind the people who made this

@@flashygreenx8828 Did you think the sequel trilogy or any other project just spawned forth from the depths of Disney? Employees working for a company is how products get made

No, it makes Luke kicking Vader's ass look that much more fake. Sorry, Vader Going down that easily after fighting and winning against dooku, an entire planet of robots running amok, traitors in the empire, Galen Merrick , and all the other opponents he's faced? Yeah highly unlikely that Luke would stand a chance against him. It makes me think that Vader wasn't so dark as he was deceptive. He may have been dark, but knew that Palestine was responsible for the death of his wife, and was waiting for the chance to strike him down. Luke was that chance and was also Vader's full redemption. He knew he couldn't hide anywhere in the galaxy once palpatine died, so he let Luke win the fight so he could get in position to kill him, then , since he knew of the force lightning that the emperor was in control of, he knew he would use it and it could kill him as well. So when he got his chance, he took it. And that is why Luke looked like such a badass.

​​@@justincooper5189I always took it as Vader let Luke win, not because he knew it would work, but because he loved his son, he was tired, and he wanted Luke to live, one way or another. What he (and the emperor) didn't count on was Luke being able to to resist and rejecting the emperor. Vader has been toying with him. The whole fight before Luke took the upper hand, which only happened when he gave into his anger. One thing people fail to appreciate is the relationship between the emperor and Vader. The emperor had always been trying to get Vader to give up his goodness and give in to his evil, something Vader never did. The emperor was constantly disappointed in Vader and his effectiveness as it hinges around this very thing. Many times, unsatisfied with Vader's abilities, the emperor tried to kill him, but every time Anakin rises above, proving himself worthy for a little longer, but seldom going about it the way the emperor hoped and often accomplishing the task in a way which made the emperor continue to see Vader as irreplaceable, but also not providing the outcome the emperor had anticipated or desired. Additionally what made the emperor SOOO GOATed was his ability to conceal himself, something he was better at than anyone, even Valkorion. He was able to totally conceal himself from the Jedi council. It makes it all that much more poetic that Vader through this entire time has to master this exact thing as any time he showed any weakness or empathy or compassion, the emperor would torture it out of him, trying to break that part of him (totally in vain) By the end of roj, Vader for years had been burying himself, hiding his deepest thoughts and feelings and ambitions, and having watched the greatest master of this art for decades before even becoming Vader. Vader was the only person Palpatine would let his guard down near or 'trust', and Vader was the only person who had any chance of concealing himself and his true thoughts feelings and intentions from the emperor at all. Vader being who he was exactly put the emperor at ease in a way no one else could or would have, and Vader being who he was was the only person who could use that to finally deal with him.... The subtleties of all of these things are too absolutely perfect, and vastly vastly understated and underappreciated...imho

You should check out Vader Down. Takes on a whole rebellion infantry and X-Wings on foot.

​@@tandava-089great write up man. Love it.

@@tandava-089statements🗿 Luke was holding back not Vader

Right? Just that long pause before a "should I know you or something?" 🤣

Who?

@@zuovelightning3510 She was in the video, watch it again.

​@@zuovelightning3510unintentional roast.

I’m *incredibly* glad that she didn’t get away with being a bitch. Truly deserved whatever ending she got, and whatever it was wasn’t harsh enough.

These characters always failed forgettable girlboss whose simply forgotten next issues that writers simply try to transplants at different media.

I'm up! I'm up!

Disney also portrayed Vader being a sheer badass in every bit of media I've seen him in, especially Rogue One, the Obi Wan show, the Jedi games by Respawn, and others.

@@SWDude2710 ueh, I don't think his appearance in the Kenobi show was that good, but the rest you listed, yeah.

Because there's very little to screw up about this era of his story. He's very consistently an EVIL monster to the core of his being you can write him straight and he remains entertaining. And it doesn't matter how many of these failed revenge-plots or obsessed-with-vader characters we get. We know how it'll end. It's cathartic in that way.

LOL

Ramsay: WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE?! Vader: WHERES THE REBEL BASE?!

WHAT ARE YOU? AN IDIOT SANDWICH! AN IDIOT SANDWICH WHAT? AN IDIOT SANDWICH, LORD VADER!

Darth vader killed the force??

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 Palpatine was like a mentor/father figure to Anakin throughout the years while he was growing up. So when he ended up "killing" Palpatine, he killed the closet thing he had to a father... Which is pretty fucking sad.

@@brandonparson8821close enough you right!

Darth bison lol

@@GreaterGrievobeast55 well technically the force created anakin due to palpatines influence so close enough

She might have had at least a fighting chance if she didn't take 5 minutes to tell Vader her entire plan. She could have just shot him in the back, but she needed give Vader too much exposition.

A good cautionary tale.

​@@timwhite5562She was monologing and died for it

then Ani returned the favor by hacking off both of his!

No the biggest L was jar jar giving emergency powers to palpatine

The biggest L is Anakin sacrificing everything he was and cared about to save his wife's life, only for him to be the one who kills her.

​@@ElRevenionow THAT is having your life wasted.

@@ElRevenio You forgot to mention the part where he puts the health and safety of his wife in the hands of the the dude who had spent three years trying to kill her.

The Dark Lord Inherited roasting skill from Obie

​@@mingthan7028so his training was complete indeed

😆 if he hadn't been hard headed, obi would have won, Vader wouldn't have ever been born, and ultimately, the emperor never would have died. Also, obi-wan has the physical high ground, but morally the Jedi were failures, factually traitors, and technically speaking sure what Anakin had been doing as Vader was surely evil... But it was also morally justified and right(and even necessary) The Jedi on the other hand had repeatedly betrayed their duties over and over again, including their responsibility to be there to help shape and guide the chosen one... Something they failed at and Sideous did not. Remember, even before Sideous, the republic and the Jedi were already both totally corrupt. So, physically obi-wan had the high ground, while morally and technically Sideous and Anakin had always stayed loyal both to their responsibilities and obligations, and to their commitments Something that wasn't true about the Jedi 'It isn't the Jedi way!' 'Hes too dangerous to be left alive!' 'Our allegiance is to the republic. To democracy!' *Palpatine gets voted empower democratically* 'well, not that democratic republic.... Like, the democracy I wanted and voted for'

No matter what roast he gives he know that he’s always the biggest roast

Someone else tried that, still didnt stop vader from killing him

Problem with that strategy is Vader can live through the force without his suit, more than long enough to kill you. Probably making him mad by messing up his life support turns his sion-like dark side up to max. When his suit breaks he just uses the force to make up for whatever is broken, so unless you can finish the job, hurting him just makes him take you seriously and more angry(kinda akin to pissing off the hulk :-p )

@@tandava-089 the old adage of "don't injure what you can't kill" comes to mind. But, if someone were to break his suit and force him to face enough opponents that he couldn't fully focus on one at a time, I'm thinking it might be enough to show he's not invincible.

@@justincooper5189 Vader.... Not invincible? Blasphemy 😛 Seriously though, that makes sense

If someone had thought about both the suit and lightsaber/force habilities it could’ve been an easy win

Well in original comic the girl swore not to get revenge and in exchange parents give Vader valuable information. Parents made sure girl wasmsomewhat far away before they told the info. Info indicated that emperor had ordered assasins after him. I'd like to think vadernthought the girl insignificant. And then again he had super pressing matters in his head so a little girl was definitely a dostant memory then

She doesn’t matter to him. She literally can’t do anything to him. Even here, trained and ready, she did nothing. Why kill her, it’s the same as not killing her. It doesn’t matter

Think that that was practicaly immediately after the events of Revenge of the Sith. To the point that barely no one outside the Emperor and the Inquisitors knew who he was at the moment. So I guess there were still some bits of Anakin's good side that hadn't burned completly yet.

He was always a little mercurial. His reactions and decisions depended heavily on his mood. For example in Empire Strikes back, we see him choke out anybody and everybody who makes a mistake or fails in their mission, even if it wasn't their fault. But then when Vader is preoccupied after his encounter with Luke on Bespin, he completely ignores Piett's admission of failure even though it was much more egregious than some of the ones he'd already killed people over. I would guess that he was either similarly preoccupied or in a decent mood after defeating her parents, having a fun battle and speeder-chase, and uncovering a plot against him from within the Imperial hierarchy, that he simply put her out of his mind as irrelevant and moved on.

Sounds about right

Maybe she didn't want Vader to recognize her. Which didn't matter because he completely forgot about her lol.

Hair could've lightened as she grew older

I would’ve forgiven the entire kenobi show if Vader decapitated her annoying ass in episode 5

@@omarbaba9892 I'm confident she would've survived it.

Also surprising Vader actually took time to listen her story and sort of pity that she wasted her lifetime for nothing ...

First: It’s not because of the promise, it’s only because he not cared. Second: It’s because he loves to roast others, seriously, Disney Vader is a savage, when he know that he will win, he will crush not only the body, but also the mind and soul of his enemies, because yeah… He is a bad guy.

Very original.

@@Lr.Laecro.Lirus3445 very true because it’s shit.

​@@Progress_or_BarbarismVery great response.

Do we call him Mr the master, or just lore?

Tragic honestly as she was unaware of the actual reason they left. Also the fact that the mission completely failed.