The Browns live in Hell | Chart Party 

Wow, really? That’s pretty interesting

I see you too are a man of class. Jon can never crank out enough content for me

Cool

Yes sir we won too!!

@@mudkipper its.....pretty good

It almost sounds like fiction

Hey at least it was good football

Something about the poop game meme too is just so appropriate for it too.

The browns were defeated by lamar jackson and... the browns

Fun fact the browns have lost to lamar jackson 3 times this season

SuperTugz facts

SuperTugz THEY DID IT! THEY WON A GAME!

Tochaz MIRACLES ARE REALLLL

Andrew Robeson THE SUPER BOWL IS OURS

Fist_punch95 oh hell yeah

Honestly makes the Steelers loss to them even worse. They were a complete fluke that the Steelers arrogantly thought was an easy win.

The Browns were given a glimpse of heaven only to be drug back to hell

@@sharplydressedrabbit3604 Nope, hell merely expanded to the whole world in 2020 and then regressed in 2021.

@@sharplydressedrabbit3604 they dragged themselves to hell, they went from a team people felt sorry for to a team everybody wants to see fail

No one escapes hell. No one.

Ranel Gallardo forgot MySpace

He said "Major"

MySpace was major, newb.

Ranel Gallardo, jokes on you, i had ICQ and MSN Messenger in 99-00ish. But im a cowboys fan so no, i never talked about the browns on any social media.

4chan started around 2000

And now all of us are cheering for them to find new depths of hell to reach thanks to a recent QB pickup lol

@@eggoslayer1001 UPDATE: It is still going strong. 15 years in a row with a negative point differential.

@@Hawkmanuno For the Browns, there is only pain and suffering. Every once in a while they will get a short string of goodish seasons, only for it to fall apart at some point. Browns: *Pain*

That's gotta be a statistical outlier, right? How many 11-win teams have had a negative point differential? Can't be many.

@@khamjaninja. It is indeed pretty rare, but if you want the outlier of outliers, the 2022 Minnesota Vikings is probably the most extreme one. 13 wins, four losses, -3 point differential.

Better yet, they still had a losing record

@@bw-leftturnracing7779 still was an impressive season considering they started 2-5-1

@@TheKrazyk2010 For Browns standards, yes it was

@@TheKrazyk2010 but they came into the season with high hopes.

And they couldn’t even beat us in a classy matter. Their victory was shunned by the masses. Last time they beat us was 2014.

uTubeNoITube and they are the Steelers rival - they should be nobodies rival

List of the Worst Teams in the NFL - 2020 Edition: - Bengals (x2) - Football Team (made playoffs?) - Cowboys - Colts (made playoffs) - Texans - Eagles - Jaguars - Titans (made playoffs) - Giants - Steelers (made playoffs; lost the wild card round _at home_ to - you guessed it - the Browns)

70% saturated losing

That makes the Steelers the worst team in the NFL twice over

Steelers: bet

zachary paris i’m a browns fan and i’ve been in tears since week 1

Griffin Foster I'm a Browns fan and I've been in tears since birth

I’m a browns fan and I can’t cry

Why are you crying over a sports team that you don't care about

it's called empathy. try some.

wait fot the “just kidding”

BROWNS GONNA WIN A SUPERBOWL WOOOO

They last to the Titans. That pretty much sums up how the Browns season is gonna go.

Still fun to watch?

@@gamingXpoison just kidding 😂😂😂

at least she got to see them win a playoff game, can’t say the same for her friends she mentioned 😔

OfRiceAnMen except we have Baker Mayfield and just went 7-8-1 after going 0-16. There’s that.

True tragedy

I think that “glimmer” just transformed into an clear sky of radiant beams.

@@brishawnsanders5873 The "just kidding" is coming.

Mitch McConnell if/when it doesn’t. I’ll be SSB/Kaioken Petty x20.

DID YOU JUST

namelessrocker12 HE DID JUST! HE DID!

OMG I'm actually fucking dead ahahahahahahahah i love you

????????

poke mart you're too young. Or not American

WhAT A gUy!1!!!1!11!

Titans didn't get the memo, obviously.

And then the season actually began....

@@stevenpeterson3734 49's missed the memo also

What are they 2-4 now lmfao

Going into the year, I wanted to see the Browns vs Bills as a Super Bowl precursor. I’m a Vikings fan so I wanted to be a bit realistic knowing my team will be trash until we fire our GM

@@nicholasselke5214 Doesn't help your in the NFC north with a team that gets hall of fame quarterbacks like its nothing.

FeathertopDT I KNOW RIGHT?!

I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

The Football Gods have smiled upon us this day

FUCK YOU SPANOS!

They should do a collab

Brother Panda tbh

Brother Panda facts

I could not agree more.

I would go to any party if it was hosted by Jon Bois

But what about a chart party centered around a chart party?

ha.

Did it though?

I'm just kidding

lol

Unless the team is sold, nothing will change. You don’t suck for 23 years because of a bad hire, a bad draft, a quarterback bust or three. The culture of the Browns is in constant upheaval and turmoil. And it’s so sad because there is legit talent all over that team. The obvious thing to do was let Baker play this season since he’s already paid and shown FLASHES that he could be the franchise. We know he’s not elite, but he’s not trash either. This was the make or break year. But are the Browns happy with a strong roster, a young QB who won us out first playoff game since the 80s, and a coach & GM that have been together for a couple years? NOPE. Let’s bet the entire next 5 years on Watson. And alienate Baker. And put the national spotlight on your team for giving up an UNPRECEDENTED AMOUNT OF PICKS PLUS AN UNPRECEDENTED CONTRACT for a guy most teams in the league wouldn’t touch with someone else’s “pole.” The TEXANS wanted him gone! The one franchise that’s maybe as purely run as the Browns. It’s unbelievable.

Additionally, they are the only team to never win their division since realignment in 2002, since the Lions won the NFC North last season

Sunshine go away

fuck you

good joke

Something told me this parrot brain comment would be at the top

I bow to you as my intellectual superior, for I have no choice. Please overlord, teach me the ways of man, lest I forever remain a beast.

yeah, the voiceover was about as dry as bad cornbread

Yeah.

I'm here after they won a playoff game.

48-37 Scorigami!

RU-vid BROUGHT ME HERE LOL

And won a playoff game

It was nice to revisit this, it's a good reminder of how much those same ole browns overcame

I like your avatar, fellow wanderer.

check out other Chart Party video series if you haven't. All of em has the same style.

he has many like this, all are A+quality videos. Check out the rest!

yeah, it's Pretty Good

For some reason, Hakeem and foxfire assumed I hadn't seen any of his other videos because I like his style?

We did it before you! We're .. kinda like .... the NFC version of you guys ... I could make a great arguement for, "Even More of a Sad, Sorry Pro Football Team." .... ... (wait a tick ... ... uh, that's not a good thing, me..... errrrr...) Go 🦁 ! (lol)

The 9th Circle? You mean the 16th Circle!

2020 was a complete fluke where hell was personified that year…

Baker Mayfield would go on to win a playoff game while the browns did not

They're the most ridiculously delusional people on earth.

Maikeru same but as a Lions fan

you have garyvee backing up, no worries

Yes.

But Jets have a Super Bowl Curse, maybe Namath Guarantee he sold teams soul to the Devil.

I actually believe that tbh and once he passes the team will start being championship caliber again. been watching the jets since 1999 and I hope I don't go another 20 years of mediocrity

Hell is simply expanded due to the pandemic

@@not2be4gotten02 sounds about right

Not only have they made the postseason, they've made it to the divisional round after _blowing out_ the Steelers in the wild card. Madness

@@paizotic I was watching UrinatingTree’s live stream reaction, the first quarter was golden. Then the Browns didn’t imitate the Falcons, won, and I went bonkers as a result.

But they beat the jags the worst team in the NFL this season, doesnt that mean the streak of the worst team proving theyre the worst by losing to the browns continued 🤔 have they really escaped or is hell simply being delayed

GoonerBear damn near broke my phone screen hitting the like button

That was a pretty average insult

I mean at least we have the Cavs and Indians.

Mitch Haft the same Indians that hate to win that last game of a series

counterfit5 True, but at least they make it lol

Jackson Groat I understand that. It’s horrible sometimes, but I’ll always be a die hard browns fan.

They'll get it together sooner or (probably) later. Statistics demand it, lol. I don't know when it's gonna happen, but it's gonna be a party the likes of which have never been seen before when the Browns actually put together a playoff team and steal a Super Bowl one of these years hopefully before all of us are dead. It's gonna happen. Just not soon, smh.

Jackson Groat in 80 years

I feel the same as a lions fan

I'll try cryogenics to keep my Dad there for it.

No, the heartbreak must be maximized. They will, beyond belief, defeat the chiefs in round 2, moving on to the AFC championship round where they get destroyed by ... the Ravens.

@@Duodecimal12 Unfortunately, they failed to surmount the Chiefs. (The Ravens also got bested by the Bills.)

Now they are back in hell. Lost OBJ and just got spanked 45-7 by the Pats to be sitting dead last in division at 5-5. Cleveland cursed man. But not as cursed as my city Houston in sports....

@Ironeagle 777 you mean the Patriots? You do realize that for the vast majority of their existence prior to the 2001 season they were completely irrelevant and inept right?

@@malgold88 ya that's the weirdest thing. Bill Bellichick HAD the Browns and did nothing with them. The Browns cease to exist, and he's a 20 year world champion. Was Art Model literally paying him to suck back then?

Chris Kunz the browns have won the Super Bowl. They play in Baltimore.

Chris Kunz If you saw the Cav's party that is an appetizer to what Cleveland would be like if the Browns win the Super Bowl.

Mostlyharmless1985 no that is the Ravens you idiot. The real Browns are in Cleveland. The history of the Browns is in Cleveland not in Baltimore the history of the Ravens is in Baltimore. The history of the Browns in Cleveland doesn't switch cities it happened in Cleveland it happened when they were the Cleveland Browns that doesn't mean that history automatically goes to the Baltimore Ravens because the Cleveland Browns left Cleveland. Get your head out of your ass.

When the Dodgers left Brooklyn, did they stop being the Dodgers? No. When the rams left LA did they stop being the Rams? No. When the Raiders Left LA did they Stop Being the Raiders? No. When The Colts left Baltimore did they Stop being the Colts? NO! All these teams move around city to city, keeping their history and records, but *CLEVELAND* is special, WHY exactly? I'd ask YOU to pull YOUR head out of YOUR ass and follow the tradition set by every team since the 30s. You move towns you keep the name, jerseys and records. The *REAL* Browns are in Baltimore. It's EXACTLY HOW THAT WORKS. The team in Cleveland is not the Browns. It is an Unteam wearing pretenders colors.

Mostlyharmless1985 The reason why Cleveland has the name, colors, records and etc is because the city sued the NFL and Art Modell for the history of the franchise. It was a landmark lawsuit that set the presedent for *all* sports teams going forward. No one can ever strip the history of a franchise from a city ever again..... With that said, I agree, the real browns or better yet the successor of the Browns are in Baltimore. Everyone knows that, and accepts that. As a matter of fact, whenever anyone talks about the history here, there is a distinction made between the "new browns" and the "old browns" or the "original browns". With that said, the NFL had to promise the city something, Cleveland is a big market. If the new team was not named the Cleveland Browns, then it would have failed miserably (finicially), and honestly many people would have probably died. Seriously, it was that bad. Art Modell was so hated he could not return to the city. People threatened him and his family, even decades later. When he finally died, the city celebrated his death, and people defaced his head stone. They had to put a police officer at the graveyard to stop it. He is so hated still to this day that he has not been put into the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton Ohio (which is like Cleveland's backyard), and probably will never be as long as it is there. Even people who feel he should be in it, can't ignore what he did to Cleveland because it was the selfish move of a greedy man. Here in Ohio, football is more than a religion, it is a way of life. And what Art Modell and the NFL did to this city was beyond orginal sin. The hatred born from what they did, lives on in the children of all those that suffered. I know because I am one of those children. The pain both of my parents felt when the team was moved is still in them like it happened yesterday. A pain and anger like a family member was viciously murdered and the police did absolutely nothing to save them, even though they could have. So while it's easy for you to not care, maybe because you don't care for football, or maybe you're a fan of another franchise, until you have gone through something similiar in which you can relate, then you'll never understand.

"...I'll see you next week."

Rowdy Jr. That's not where I heard the quote. If you search the quote on RU-vid, you'll see the video I was referring to

Rowdy Jr. That channel didn't even exist when the video I am talking about was made. Just look it up.

+Rowdy Jr. It's courtesy of Cleveland comedian Mike Polk Jr., who also gave us the Cleveland Tourism videos, the "I'm a Stupid Cat" song, and the "One Semester of Spanish Love Song", among other things. The main reason people don't know he did all of those is because his stuff is scattered across like a half dozen different channels.

Don't worry, they'll be back.

The gates of hell do not open, only crack enough to reach your hand out

Andrew Berry's first offseason acquisitions were okay. His second offseason was not good, and his most recent ruined the browns for the next twenty years.

They're more like a zombie or a Frankenstein monster.

At least people actively hunt for ghosts.

While Burrow and Jackson reside in AFC North, nobody else is winning that division.

They were lucky to make the playoffs - the Watson trade will come to a fore in a couple of years

yep. what a disappointing franchise

That parade was one of the best things in the history of sports.

Come on down to Cleveland town everyone Under construction since 1968 See our river that catches on fire It’s so polluted that all our fish have AIDS

Oof

That would be this video: ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-ysmLA5TqbIY.html

Yooo this explains so much

Whose here after we made the playoffs?. I'll never give up on the browns. Well raise from hell one day. And either me or my grandchildren will witness it...oneday

​@@floydmadeconoreathiswords6016 The only bright side of being a browns fan before this season was that there was literally nowhere else to go but up. Grats on making the playoffs this year, you guys are having a hell of a season

Whoa here after they obliterated the Steelers in the wild card rounds on the road. 😃

Ya and they also beat the jags, jags got that statement win proving theyre the worst by losing to the browns, hell isnt truly over yet

Hope this year OBJ doesn't break in half during the season

How was watson a screw up? Bros gonna pop off in a couple of weeks

@@graysonheath lmao

@@drex5242 it keeps getting even funnier as time goes on

I love this

Hells gonna freeze over soon with Baker at the helm

Damn Jon is a savage.

@@OkiePackerFan10 you're right my bad

Diamondskies12 First national win

@@jaycnwdo yeah, like that one game against the Giants in 2008 on Monday Night Football

Tim Doores it wasn’t Sunday night football though, he was only counting SNF/old MNF

nope

Bills fan set themselves on fire before games by jumping onto tables that are set on fire. I think they are real savages

Ricardo Colyer Sanchez try going to games in 0 degree weather when your team is 0-something. We just went 0-16 and US Browns fans are still showing up. We are savages for still showing up.

I wonder if thats a record

2 years later they won a playoff game!

@@mikehurt3290 No it's not

It has been aging quite well

Not anymore

@@HailAres guess again lol

The Browns will always right the ship and return to garbage

You don't need math for that!! Go Browns

What did they do?

@@Thomaas551Likely nothing to him personally, but paying a serial rapist the most guaranteed money in nfl history isn’t something a lot of people are too pleased with.

Jeff Thompson at least y'all got Lebron

Darth Faker Lebron is just an abusive boyfriend to Cleveland.

And hey the Indians are pretty good now. Just try to forget that a Cleveland football team even exists. I got the Bears tho, so I feel your pain

Hey, at least you're not Detroit!

Jeff Thompson Nah, god save just you, you need it the most.

I would find that very interesting especially since the big man is being phased out of the game unless they can shoot threes now.

This... is actually a good idea.

I want to see somebody compare Kareem to Michael Jordan. Kareem is severely underrated I think he should be appreciated more.

This is a great idea, but I'm trying to identify what math you could run to simulate that. How can you predict a future that didn't happen? Not like the Kap or Bonds without a bat videos where it's reanalyzing stats that already happened, this would be a simulation. How do you factor in degredation of quality? Of how good the Rockets would be with him? You can't just redistribute points the Rockets scored for a few seasons, it would completely change the flow of the game. Maybe the video should be on his impact on the game both on and off the court? He singlehandedly brought the NBA to a huge emerging market and changed what an international NBA star looks like, while similtaniously dominating on the court and becoming more involved in the Houston community than any other Houston sports star.

emmmmmmmmmmmmm...you were right on doubting, the football gods gave them another covid outbreak so...

@@Megalopros ...and then they proceeded to hang 28 points on the Steelers in the 1st quarter...

The soon-to-be 7-10 2021 iteration of the Browns would like a word with you. At least there are many other teams they are currently better than, and they hold their own against contending teams now

ha.

Mokka he’s my dad

You should be proud, daddy

Johnny Manziel stole the idea for a scifi/romance novel I was writing. We are currently in litigation, so...

With a scorigami

And they can't even do that. 6-10 oh what they could have been.

Realistically they will lose to the Bengals. Browns will be Browns

And it's repeating itself going into 2020, in my circle of online friends there's a lot of people thinking the Browns are legit contenders, seemingly forgetting how this goes no matter how much I repeat it - these are the Browns, losing is all they'll do because losing is all that they know.

McJohnson Browns 2-1

@@mcj88 7 - 3 Browns 😀

How

it's where they belong now

It'll probably go something like: "The Browns were given hope, just so it could be snatched away by a 2-13 team that did what they never could."

The super down tone of the whole segment could lead right into an ascendant second act, which would be really cool, but it is the Browns so it might be more of a footnote.

@@ChumblesMumbles 2018: Browns almost reach .500 but throw it away in their last game against their father (Ravens) that abandoned them. 2019 offseason: The Browns signed OBJ and a bunch of skill positions, setting them up to be the leader of their division. They're coming for revenge against the Ravens and Steelers for all the abuse they've been put through. 2019 through 7 weeks: They're 2-4 with 2 blowout losses that were worse than anything sustained during the dark seasons of Hue Jackson. Mayfield is falling apart, the trade for OBJ appears to be a bust for both teams involved, and Kitchens is woefully underprepared for Head Coach. At least you beat the Ravens, who are leading the division at 5-2. You're even behind the Steelers on point differential, the same Steelers team on their 3rd QB, no Pro Bowl RB, no Pro Bowl WR, a weaker offensive line, and a defense still developing. The amount of wasted talent is nearly unprecedented.

Still feeling dangerous? Lmfao.

I mean yea, except the Bills, they have nothing but winnable games

Jason Ratkovich sad

We are the most dedicated fan base in sports - period. Once we win our Super Bowl in the next 5 years - my estimate if we maintain this current course - it will be sweeter than any sports championship any team has ever won.

Brishawn Sanders and I’ll be rooting for your boys, as will most of the world

that was the cubs winning the world series

Calm down

Brendan Moran You'll be a Cub fan before you know it. It may take 100 years but you'll enjoy it

MarloSoBalJr Except he'll be dead in 100 years

Aeddy35 no, when you become a browns fan you lose your soul.

Just don’t go to the games. It’ll turn you from a victim to an enabler.

Does anyone choose to be a Browns fan? I think you're just born into it and by the time you're old enough to question it it's already so deeply ingrained into you're being that there's no escaping it. And then you inflict that suffering onto your children because why should football be good to them when it was never good to you?

Gedalyah Reback The shitty thing is I was born in 85 and adopted the Bills when the Browns moved. Steelers fans are annoying dipshits too. Remember any time you wonder why Ohio State is so huge and popular that they are the one sports team around here that won't crush your soul.

As a bills fan, I disagree. I’m a glutton for punishment.

Bart Grady ooh yeah ur a bad bad boy bart

Never! We won't give in that easy!

Being born a Browns fan is like being born catholic: you either grow out of it and move on, stay completely committed and ignore all wrongdoings, or joke about it incessantly and only vaguely know how things are going

Daniel Weddell well he's currently under investigation for fraud. Maybe him getting sent to prison will be our christmas gift

I respect u being loyal

Trust me Dolan isn't exactly a name associated with success and competence

Chris Camerino He hired Isiah Thomas as the GM of the New York Liberty. Because hiring one of the worst sports executives in history, and someone with numerous accusations of sexual harassment, is the ideal person you want to manage your women's basketball team

Daniel Weddell Just hire Tim Couch.

And Baker Mayfield

Still though. Pretty sad when 7-8-1 is considered progress. They have to nail their first round pick this year if they wanna keep trending upwards. At some point, they need to catch up with the rest of the league.

1994 man I’m just reporting the facts. They have achieved some sort of progress since going 0-16. I’d say being outside of the top 10 draft spots considering how horrible this team has been is pretty good. It might not be up to standards with like the patriots or the saints but I’ll take it.

Yep. For awhile, they were technically "in the hunt". Those winning streaks were awesome. They beat the Falcons, Panthers, and Broncos, which was awesome. Eventually going from 2-6-1 to 7-7-1 by the end of Week 16, which was an epic improvement. Of course, they lost to the Ravens, but at least they could finish off the season by spoiling it for the Steelers, which is a team they justifiably hate. XD

Sadness

I'm a Browns fan and it was hard to watch :(

Well you can wash your tears away, because WE GOT BAKER

The reason: John Dorsey.

Now, we're at 10-5 and are in a win and in situation