Aunt Martha too. She's like, "this family will be the death of me". Her and granny didn't speak for 4 years, their mutual disgust for this family is what brought them back together.
He did the same thing with the magic bullet, it just takes 1 2 3 seconds and its done, he pressed it down 3x and held it for a few seconds each time lol
Aunt Martha fell in a deep depression after hearing the comment "Even you can't make it that fast Martha" but who knew Martha was a meatloaf expert? Rip aunt Martha
Wife called her husband fat...woman made fun of her aunt cause she can't cook as fast as the damn machine and mick makes fun of "granny's false teeth" these guys are like an a real family....this damn thing must work!
And they had a cheese cake that had more batter in it that what they poured into the cheesecake pan, as well as a pie with small ovals in the covering pie crust on top lol
The shot of him frantically spinning the pizza to catch the avalanche of cheese is topped only by the shot that immediately follows it of the pepperoni shooting out like it's trying to save itself from this mess
"Look, can you see that? Are you watching? I want you to notice something. Are you ready? Look at that. Did you see it? Did you look? Look at this. Did you miss it? Watch it again. Can you see that? No, not that, the other thing. Just watch this, guys. Oh, you missed it. Just kidding. Have a look at this. And while you're doing that, I want you to notice something...." I don't want this guy to die, I just want him to suffer.
9:33 "So, Martha, how much time would it take you to make a cheesecake like this from scratch?" "To make cheesecake I need my big stand mixer." "That... That wasn't the question, Martha."
Jorge Rodriguez ... haha marta, can you make nachos like this?... haha this is so fast, unlike marta's food processor... so marta, your husband is still dead, right?...
Using plain pureed tomato as your pizza "sauce"? Potato au gratin without making a roux? And no one is adding any salt whatsoever. More like flavorless express.
There's a better way to speed up the yeast dissolving by putting it in the oven by low temperature for under 5 minutes. Any chef genius would know that.
"The last time many of these people were seen alive. Rumor has it they all went to a dinner party but nobody ever saw any of them leave. Neighbors say that at night, loud noises such as explosions, electricity humming and what they are convinced are muffled human screams. are heard. Occasionally bright lights emanate from the basement windows while simultaneously causing rolling blackouts in the area."
you gotta love the mountain of nachos, pepperoni sliding off the pizza, calling the onions the perfect consistency and then slicing it more, putting milk and onions together, how they filmed the ketchup shot twice, the spam looking meatloaf, incorrect timing, how the zucchini isn't shredded despite not flipping the plate, the seemingly endless attachments considering they never clean them, how she shoved sugar straight onto the pie, the weird uneven crimps with literal dentures, martha taking the tiniest bite, berries teleporting onto the cheesecake, and no juicer i love infomercials
The Magic Bullet infomercial was the golden age of infomercials. I will not lie and admit that I would stop what I was doing and watch it every time it came on. It was just so wild and bizzare. Who were all these people? Why were they all under one roof? What happened the night before? Some crazed orgy of blood letting and demonic sacrifice? It had all the best characters. Vernon, who demanded that people don't be so loud. Clearly hung over. Hazel coming in at the right moment with the cig hanging out of her mouth, "Did somebody say muffins?" The whole thing is just captivating. Their sequel, the Bullet Express commercial, was up there with the best of them as well. They don't make them like that anymore.
This is my second Magic bullet, and I have to admit that for the price it delivers really well ru-vid.comUgkxCKuMxLnvr6fJd_M4SE-n7trcGj3zEUHq Considering that there are other products twice and even four times more expensive, I think that for one person this is just right. The only problem is that you have to make sure that your vegetables and ice are cut into small pieces because it won't chop and blend well. I made the mistake of putting whole baby carrots with a cup of mixed greens, and it wasn't pretty.. Also be careful not to overfill it, because it will overflow. As long as you follow the manufacturer's instructions for use, you should be happy with this purchase.
This is also my favorite infomercial of all time. I was legitimately excited whenever it started up on the TV when I was a kid. I am looking at this now because I am looking to buy one now that I am an adult and have my own money. The kid version of me would have cried if he'd known I might own one in the future. I was so mesmerized. What simpler times.
@@Passionate_Aria Magic bullet infomercials were not only way better than this, the product itself was way better. I still use my magic bullet, even though I have a Vitamix and a Breville food processor! Doing small stuff in it is perfect, like grinding up herbs, for example. This Bullet Express machine looks TERRIBLE though. And they are so full of it by trying to pretend that it takes up less room than a normal food processor lmfao.
What most people don't know about this commercial is that this is a real, actual family. And two weeks after this infomercial was filmed, almost all of them were found dead, all forced into a woodchipper which had the words "BULLET EXPRESS" plastered on the side with duct tape. The culprit? Ralph. Ralph had always been an insecure man, and he had many friends and therapists to help him. His family, however, were always mocking him. Always making him the butt of their jokes. His humiliation on national television was the last straw. Over the course of the two weeks following this, he murdered everybody who had taken part in this infomercial, leaving Mick for last.
He also killed the children in the beginning of the commercial before murdering everybody else to cause suffering to his other family members who have wronged him in the past before they were next.
What's that? You've looked through your local grocery store can't find pre-peeled potatoes and pre-cored apples, *or* even make cheesecakes that magically decorate themselves? Just become a person in an infomercial! After all, anything's possible when you signed your brand-new Faustian contract.
“We’ve got all these dishes ready in less than two minutes.” Now we just have to wait the hour it will take to cook everything, including oven pre-heating time and the time it takes to boil water. But hey, it’s not like you came to this dinner party already hungry. 😂
@@curtunderwood8039 Also true. I mean assuming that the pizza dough came prepackaged, you still have to prepare pie dough and cut dough strips, since those desserts come out all decorated. I mean I love a fancy decorated dessert as much as anyone but putting all the fruit in place and arranging the whole dough lattice, it kind of takes time to do right.
@@dr.altoclef9255 and the dough would need to rise for the pizza. Would you laugh at me if I told you I bought this back in the day? I haven’t used it in 10 + years but got it out to juice some apples and tomatoes this coming weekend
@@curtunderwood8039 I mean it looks great in theory, like I hate having to juggle like five different things when cooking a big meal so if I can dump some of that on a machine that would be awesome. Like “just hold this bowl and start cramming stuff in for the salad, so I can focus on the pasta-“
Here in Mexico they showed a dubbed version in spanish, when the old lady said “My mixer cost 150 bucks” the dubbed version says “pues fue bastante costosa” which literally means “well, it was pretty expensive”
Am I the only one who just thinks "major cross contamination!" After he handles the raw turkey breast, then goes to touch everything else. And then NEVER goes to wash his hands??
Anyone notice when they made the salad they mixed it up, and at the end the salad was perfect again? And when did they get time to garnish the cheesecake? 😂
Plus the crust goes up the sides of the cheesecake after it's cooked. When you see Mimi forming the crust, she doesn't push it up the sides. Who makes apple pie with the skins still on the apples??
+thebrickboy103 I also just noticed there were two kids in the beginning. And those pepperonis on the pizza... And the cut to the meatloaf was just insane! XD
+thebrickboy103 Food suddenly appears and disappears. The pizza? Mimi was cutting it and then they just forget about it. The ingredients just happen to pop up! THEY'RE WIZARDS! Also, the one lady had a magazine, but then it's gone. There are grapes in the background, but then it's wine later on.
Martha looks like she smells bad. I bet she's one of those ladies who wears a whole bottle of perfume every day, enough to give your nasal passages a chemical burn as soon as the smell hits your nostrils.
