The Crimes of Sonic the Hedgehog 

it’s the guy that says ...

@@silliness500 ...

C-Joestar man, this video is only meant for entertainment, it doesn't need to be totally faithful to the games.

Hey Sonic what is that goal post that says Future and why are you glowing?

Send him to death row where he will be executed but also in sonic 2 if you played as sonic and tails tails did something illoby going in to a casino as a child

But smash isnt canon.

@@-BluLightSpeed- Not with that attitude. You simply lack the motivation to believe it as canon.

He's innocent Mario is a criminal get him he kills animals

@@alexandertummy1196 he is not innocent besides Mario was already described by game theory aka Matt patt

@@-BluLightSpeed- Neither is Sonic Boom.

True

But who does it belong? Maybe is a natural resource, which isn’t too crazy considering the mere existence of the chaos emeralds.

@@joc-lv5bt apparently one if the chaotix manuals confirms they are natural

In Sonic Heroes, he legit stole from a casino vault with the help of his accomplices and routinely instigated fights.

Mario probably has diplomatic protection. Luigi probably should have some too for hanging out with daisy/being her defacto boyfriend, but her kingdom probably has a lot less influence than the mushroom kingdom. One would probably say that he was jailed and sentenced in Sunshine, but that trial was clearly rigged with no chance to invoke justice or diplomatics.

The term you’re looking for is frenimies

Amy:"I did all these crimes! Let my sweet Sonic free!" Guy:"Yeah, that is you in the one video. But no, you are not trading with him today. Have fun never seeing him again."

like 4

Eggman:"Oh, yes I am. Metal Sonic, get rid of that building!"

@@lpfan4491 the 3kg satchel charge i have duct taped to his jet engine:

Literally everyone in those games is just constantly committing crime, it’s hilarious

@@via3600 When does the judge commit crimes?

@@lpfan4491 With all the nonsense he let’s slide, considering his job at least some of it has got to be illegal

Just don't forget, the Phoenix Wright games take place in Japanafornia, so something has to be illegal in both America _and_ Japan for it to be illegal for Phoenix to do it.

It would be plagiarism because Game Theory did that

Shut up

I wouldn’t like that

I would like to see that, Lol

@@yoshifan1239 What are you hiding Yoshi…

@@nicqueryjohnson4195 nothing at all

Copyright law:poor choice of last words.

I mean I’m sure he’s done enough service destroying those darn world enders.

Some crimes are too dark to cover.

POYO!!!!!!!!

@@Kirbecca_RP you know what you did

I would bet money on this being the next one. But not too much money

Cannibalism is 100% gonna be there

I agree @breadbruhg

Impersonating a judge and now assault and battery, there will be an episode on me soon!

Backseat also gets trialed for defamation because he gave Sonic a sentence for every plattforming-game he appears in, despite not all of them involving him going fast. That is the act of blowing a crime out of real proportions to lower the resputation of someone else.

@@BackseatYT maybe there should be a satire series similar to this that deals with youtubers.

@@BackseatYT assulting a king since black knight shows that sonic is king arthur

@C-Joestar SSSSSSIIIIIIMMMMMPPPPPPP

Property damage to not being treated or destruction of property because that’s gameplay mechanics the player does them Sonic isn’t Iitering And plus those rings disappear

Oh no..

I've played Sonic Dreams, it's seen far worse.

@@BackseatYT Why does Sonic have Goal Post that says Future?

RU-vid doing good work for me! Glad you’re here

It has been found that his adventures with a sword were just a fanfiction written by him to get out of a date. The charge of regicide is getting dropped, but he is still going to jail.

@@lpfan4491well the charges are dropped

lolllllllll

@Rookie yea the cave sounds are my sleep paralysis demon

The rings are natural apparently so its just like picking up a flower and putting it down

Thanks man!

@@BackseatYT These videos are great. But If you do one on Kirby then I'm gonna become a lawyer and defend him with a very long RU-vid comment, For fun.

Same

@@ITzaMii_ I don't think killing god is a crime

Me too

Oh boy, can't wait to see those! At the very least, Ivo is getting some time for illegal construction and management of casinos, as well as truckloads of property damage and arms dealing.

Shadow would just chaos blast the courtbuilding and then tell rouge to cover up for him.

Backseat:"dangit"

@@lpfan4491 YES

With some deft lawyering you've been able to reduce his sentence down to a lean 1157 years.

@@BackseatYT My work here, is done

@@BackseatYT 2:57 Objection At the end Amy mentioned that was an excuse to not be at date. Plus even if true the king was fake and Impersonating the real King Arthur which was Spoiler Warning ⚠️. Sonic himself.

Hold up Tails worked on Sonic's plane on his own and also Tails is sadly a orphan. And in Sonic 2 the manuel says that Tails followed him because he thought he was cool Sonic didn't stop him from following. TAKE THAT.

@@smbz7961 I suppose your not wrong about tails fixing the tornado and then following Sonic. But you have to remember that... 1.Sonic encouraged a six year old to do damage to public and private property (to and with illegal machines) and that's not all because. 2.Sonic took Tails to fight a well known robot army making criminal with means he not only endangered a kid's life (showed by Sonic 2's ending) but shows something much worse. 3.Sonic uses Tails as Child labour/Child soldier. Think about how Sonic has been treating Tails all this time, how he "let's" Tails follow him, how he so easily just allows a six year old to fix dangerous equipment and how he got said six year old to fight a army of robots. Now that we got that sorted out, let's see what sonic's crimes are. Kidnapping (while Tails did follow Sonic,Sonic still allowed him to and thus has taken Tails form whatever orphanage he was in.)Though I do admit it is a strength, considering we don't know if Tails had a orphanage so you don't have to count it. Child endangerment (be it form allowing Tails to fly planes to fixing them and even putting him in life dangerous situations, Sonic undefully has committed this crime.) Child Labor (Sonic not only allows Tails to build/Repair machines but encourages it and then "let's" Tails follow and help him with his adventures) Child soldier (Sonic has gotten Tails to fight Dr,Eggman multiple times and through Sonic has stopped this behavior,his crimes for before still stands.) Ps. Sorry for any bad grammar or any false information,I had to do this in a rush and didn't have mush time. I'll probably remake this later and um this was for fun so please don'tt take it seriously though i am all for criticism! PsPs. Also sorry for it being so messy and yeah uh I know Sonic is like 15 so I don't really know if these laws affect him.

@@shawnsilly3958 Child labor is not how I see it he is encouraging his talent and judging by SA2 where he makes the tornado x and Sonic colors where he makes the miles electric to speak to aliens Sonic is a good mentor to Tails. Also tails is 8 and has a Iq of 300 meaning that he knows about the dangers. But if you want a person that is a person who endangers kids and teenagers alike look towards Amy Rose.

Pretty sure Sir Prower wasn't in an orphanage.

@@lpfan4491 Fax that and also people forget tails own property AKA too young.

Thankfully the next one is much more recent!

even more than impostor bruh

Demon:"You will not bring me to court!"

Eh. Non-canon and it’s a fan game.

I mean if you take the whole "Lord X" thing as canon then from what I understand while he RESEMBLES Sonic, is not Sonic, instead being a supernatural entity born from a void between dimensions that took on Sonic's form after learning about humans and Sonic.

cringe

How would that even work?

@@syweb2 Maybe align all the colors in the game with an emotional spectrum in order to find out the traits that each color represents. Blue being sadness, Red being anger, Green being envy/disgust, e.c.t. Then decide which traits align with the behavior of the impostors in Among Us. Granted it's less of a mathamatical method, and more of a scientific method, but still.

@@vergilsonofsparda2350 That _super_ generalizes these colors, though. Blue isn't _just_ sadness, red isn't _just_ anger.

@@syweb2 I know that, I was just giving an example. Of course all the colors have more to work with then just one basic emotion, I was just trying to elaborate what I meant in case someone was confused.

@@vergilsonofsparda2350 You were along the same lines I was thinking

Depends on what Pokemon you consider endangered. Of cousre nabbing dozens of legendaries and mythicals has to give you some serious hard time on it's own. Especially considering the roles said Pokemon have, such as purifying forest water, controling the land, sea, space, and time itself, protecting towns and villages, and one of them being..well: God!

So they barely give him games now.

@@smbz7961 yeah

I mean, the aliens started it and Shadow and Sonic were on the side of he government in the war.

SICKENING!

Not a bad idea!

I mean, what did anyone involved in the doomseries even do that would be criminal?

@@lpfan4491 They probably violated some Geneva Conventions

Unless you're Yoshi

@@vergilsonofsparda2350 He can't talk, so technically he's a pet in a way, and you wouldn't make your dog pay taxes, would you?

@@QuickPickNick But he can very much talk, just prefers not to.

@@lpfan4491 cannnot confirm nor deny that, so fair play...

Thank you!

He was still the ruling king. Some girl saying he doesn't count as a person because he wasn't real doesn't make that true.

@@lpfan4491 She was the one who conjured up the illusion though, and he turns into smoke after Sonic "kills" him with a sword swing.

@@RednekGamurz It was her grandfather, not her. Otherwise she would have dispelled him to get the thing she wants. Besides, he clearly had his own motivations, even if they are not at all explored beyond "Yo, I'm immortal and evil".(Why do people say the Story of Black Knight is good again? Oh yeah, because the writer is the same one that wrote SA2.)

@@lpfan4491 Right, her grandfather conjured up the illusion that's right. Still, my point stands. Not real, so regicide can't be charged.