The Dark Lives of Bowser's Minions (Compilation) 

Everybody in a horror movie ever: hmmm but that noise sounded interesting

Fear is what kept use humains alive

I mean, what did he have to do with his life anyways? Might as well give a chance to someone who's gonna use it well.

The brave die in battle. The cowards never lived at all.

Well said

not gonna lie, I think about those skipped levels a lot

@@dorkly But then they realized the meaning of life enjoying talking , walking back and forth till their death

@@dorkly okay wario

@@dorkly yeah I feel bad when I skip a level

True especially the lore of the first game.

Are you secretly a ghost or something?

Hahaha very funn-- wait what

HELLO FELLOW [[Big Shot]] I TOO HAVE [[breathe'nt]]

Sometimes we all could relate to ghosts or... Dead pple **Realizes he's actually dead** Well, fu-

wait what

Funny thing is if you look at the Wii version, it legit can

I mean your not wrong

Oh yeah

Can’t argue with that

@@A39pro You're*

pretty sure that's the whole joke there...

Bowser hired the wrong people

@@Human_traain yeh

More like a pay deduction for incompetence.

@@ladycarmillasanguina incompetence? *INCOMPETENCE?* they are fighting a plumber who can turn invincible, throw fire, can breath in space, throw ice, jump over the sun, scares ghosts, can kill the sun, can fly, can glide, and HE BEAT UP A GHOST

@@omegamecha7666 Which is weird how does that work they are non-comporeal beings they don't have bodies and they are already dead so how did he kill them

it is?

@@HacksignKT there’s a scene where Will starts crying about his father not wanting him.

@@HacksignKT yeah it is

@@Digidestined701 probably cause he slaps like a girl lol

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! SHUT UP! 🤣

True

Facts

Yessir

True

and it aliterates!

More like one massive punch lol

@@Cloofinder ⬜️ ⬜️ ⬜️ : itz da end of da pipe 4 you ⬜️. ⬜️. : 🤨😑 ⬜️ : 😐 wha? ⬜️ : mark can you just PIPE down with da puns??

He has a name. It's Lawrence.

@@18bluecat Lawrence from what? From Arabia?

@@GuilhermeSadFighter It's Lawrence the Green Koopa. Give him some respect. F

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Dude, it's a game....

@@jimjoyce4423 OH SO WHAT, YOU DON'T CARE FOR ALL OF BOWSER'S MINIONS? HUH?! *IS THAT IT?! BECAUSE BOWSER'S MINIONS DESERVE TRUE COMPENSATION AND RESPECT IF I DO SAY SO!*

@@owennelson5814 I can't tell if you're trying to be funny or if you truly are just delusional

@@jimjoyce4423 yes

No wonder browser allway tryes to kill mario

Your here as well

Not wrong

I just wish Mario world act like a guy not a fool 🤔

When I was about 10yo, I wrote a fanfic of the Mario universe. It was largely unchanged from canon, but I considerably changed the tone by adding realistic psychology to the events of the world. People fearing death, a deeper look into the war and what exactly Bowser wants Peach for, etc. I found the story about a decade ago as a young adult and could not believe how dark and, honestly, quite realistic and deep the story was for something written as fanfic of a children's game when I was a child. The Mario universe really is a much darker place than the upbeat music gives credit. No wonder Mario never speaks.

@@peaceandloveusa6656 that sounds like a interesting fanfiction story

Just imagine, Mario could have skipped through all the worlds.

...You know, I thought you meant the first bit, my bad.

I saw what you referenced watching the same skit lol!

God rest, Jonesy. 😢😢 Edit: “…It’s been 70.0583 years.”

Funny how read this after it was shown

Yeah and how many people did that fat war ctiminal kill? Each broken brick equals a murder. Plus we DON'T know the political climate. How are we to know Bowser ISN'T the rightful ruler and Peach isn't simply a usurper?

​@@curtisberard7831 also peach has never turned them back ever

@@Dovah_Slayer Excellent poinnt. And doesn't seem upset about Mario killing them..

we're here to help

@@dorkly Can Smart Trainer and Scyther come back from Another Plane of exiatence?

Provide us so we don’t forget the hard work.

If ya fell depressed/sad lets be friends

Ikr. Why didnt I notice Dorkly when I was a kid/teen and playing these games? Is it being recommended now to me as an adult cos I needed it now more than ever?

WHAT THE FU-

@@thedman1754 your pfp matches

👻🚫

Lowbrow is neck and neck with them

Like a yoshi egg?

@@link113gaming 😭

So

yeah since if a fan animation is based on something kid friendly, coppa will mark it for kids no matter how much swearing and dark themes so i guess that's why he did that, to avoid that happening.

​@@mandythegrimadventures1967 which is fucking stupid quite frankly I think coppa in general is stupid it shouldn't be the government's or anyone else's job to protect your fucking kids

@@mandythegrimadventures1967 Wait, this video has a GHOST GOING TO HELL and its still going to be marked as kids friendley? Is coppa run by bots or smth?

That video was made a century before anybody felt like the internet was in danger for anything.

same, i'll never be able to look at the bushes the same again🤣

Why did they do such a good job

@@bilbotook1810 but the bushes having sex

I know right

@@bilbotook1810 good

I really hope that you're wrong and that was only the last baby goomba

Maybe it was just a error.

And they probably still died when the castle collapsed

The other goombas would’ve already landed on Lawrence by the time the last one landed onto him.

MARIO CHALLANGE: can you beat the game without killing a single enemy

@@Spectral-Ace No. Ya still gotta kill the boss, Bowser

@@Spectral-Ace Ta finish da game

Or the piranha plant lol

12:28

Bowser's health insurance plan is that you get to continue living.

………………..his doctor is…………….Dr. Mario……….

@@cj15941 with his trusty assistant, Nurse Peach!

11:12 WAIT THATS MY BESTIE NAME

Espically 15:42

@@carlymara88 lol 🤣😆

What about 15:22 I found it funny

What the grass guys do when Mario starts the game

Actually considering this video was made before If (character name) Had An Assistant series was born, this is canonically the first

@@ericwijaya2119 Yeah I should have said chronologically instead.

explains why his unfinished business is killing mario :p

Will Smith!

14:57 I love how gentle you are🤣

"Hath" 💀

@@sgl3812 I mean, that's how the line goes, I'm just typing it out.

He’s always made dark videos, wym?

@Drunk Doggy lmaoooooooooooooooo

@Drunk Doggy lmao what a clown

@Drunk Doggy god what a prick, making other people feel bad for using the things they have at their disposal, pathetic.

@Drunk Doggy can’t, cried too much in the past due to bottled up feelings i don’t have any tears left 😎

Dorkly isn’t really meant to be family friendly though

@@NothingWorldByThisIsPailyn I know I'm being sarcastic