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The Dark Truth Behind the Jawas 

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Комментарии : 3,6 тыс.   
@ajawawithadarktruth9669
@ajawawithadarktruth9669 4 года назад
Hes exposing us
@Furnace_Archive
@Furnace_Archive 4 года назад
Hey it's alright I'm still with you
@lastofgiants
@lastofgiants 4 года назад
O.O
@brandonb9664
@brandonb9664 4 года назад
Give me back my stuff! I fall asleep for an hour and you think it's yours
@titanscerw
@titanscerw 4 года назад
Oy vey!
@theultimatelifeform3580
@theultimatelifeform3580 4 года назад
A jawa with a dark truth how did you feel when Mando vaporized half of your comrades
@mateocruz365
@mateocruz365 4 года назад
Droid: *unguarded for 0.003 seconds Jawas: it's free real estate
@uncannyvalley2350
@uncannyvalley2350 4 года назад
Intergalactic squatters
@doughesson
@doughesson 4 года назад
Like we'd say in the Navy"Gear adrift is a gift"
@-Dragon-Master-
@-Dragon-Master- 4 года назад
LMAO
@bippityboppity1239
@bippityboppity1239 4 года назад
@@KnightedSilverWolf ?
@ShimadaHideo
@ShimadaHideo 3 года назад
Stonks
@raisnaix
@raisnaix 3 года назад
"This isn't clickbait; the Jawas had a dark history!" *Proceeds to outline one of the lightest and most sympathetic histories of any race in Star Wars. *
@DerAykac
@DerAykac 3 года назад
thx now i know not to watch
@stevent1997
@stevent1997 3 года назад
lol because attempted genocide is a sympathetic act i guess
@masterzoroark6664
@masterzoroark6664 3 года назад
@@stevent1997 I mean, the clickbaity title makes you think that Jawa eat corpses or something
@MrROCKNROLLA999
@MrROCKNROLLA999 3 года назад
A sad past is a dark past
@everydaywelit2738
@everydaywelit2738 3 года назад
Whole species gets wiped out planet gets glassed and turns into a sandy hell and you gotta become little scrap scavengers to survive. That’s definitely not dark at all lol
@aylix2137
@aylix2137 3 года назад
The Rakata's fall was pretty horrific, and I feel they deserved every bit of it after what they did to Tatooine
@zephjackson7297
@zephjackson7297 2 года назад
Fuck the Rakata all my homies hate Rakata
@sovietunion7643
@sovietunion7643 2 года назад
tatooine and ya know, all the other worlds they enslaved and/or slaughtered
@aylix2137
@aylix2137 2 года назад
@@sovietunion7643 well, i mean, there’s that too
@sebas8225
@sebas8225 2 года назад
@@aylix2137 And the Sith too, they made them, Sith would never be such a evil threat, if there werent aliens like Rakata and Yuuz vong wuan showing up
@jjkyero4606
@jjkyero4606 2 года назад
What did they do?
@abisairuiz8312
@abisairuiz8312 4 года назад
if Anakin was born earlier would he hate water
@Bunkerwulf44
@Bunkerwulf44 4 года назад
Admiral boss “i hate water it’s wet,deep and it’s everywhere”
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 4 года назад
BunkerWulf 88 "its also deep and scary..."
@worstestminipainter2391
@worstestminipainter2391 4 года назад
Awesome, lolololol
@contras.
@contras. 4 года назад
Is it Anikan or Anakin??
@abisairuiz8312
@abisairuiz8312 4 года назад
@@contras. you're right
@scottl9091
@scottl9091 4 года назад
"Google what are Jawas?" "Geetsly's dictionary defines them as 'ruthless little buggers'."
@Biden_is_demented
@Biden_is_demented 4 года назад
Jawas are Ewoks. If you watch the original Star Wars and listen carefully when the Jawas attack R2D2, you can hear the ewok war scream. Therefore, Jawas are Ewoks with cloaks.
@cristinathealineteen9680
@cristinathealineteen9680 4 года назад
@@Biden_is_demented there hairless Ewoks that's why they wear robes
@colinatlas2481
@colinatlas2481 4 года назад
@@cristinathealineteen9680 what a shame I thought Tatooine would start exporting pelts
@timpeters7852
@timpeters7852 4 года назад
@@SniperDizzyJohny Arabs?
@DbladeMedic
@DbladeMedic 4 года назад
@@colinatlas2481 I think you have to go black market for good pelts
@randomobserver8168
@randomobserver8168 2 года назад
Also, they're the cuddly version of the sandpeople, so that's a VERY relative degree of cuddliness at best. Basically, not quite stone killers of the desert but they will scavenge your stuff and leave you to broil in the sun.
@ShadySliver17
@ShadySliver17 3 года назад
When Mando was “negotiating” with the tuskens it turns out that they’re not all just simple savages
@SoulTransient
@SoulTransient 3 года назад
Yea they are complex savages
@SergyMilitaryRankings
@SergyMilitaryRankings 2 месяца назад
​@@SoulTransient no they're just people, savages is a word coined by colonists as an excuse to commit genocide
@ibexing6383
@ibexing6383 4 года назад
“The sand people detested foreigners” *Shows image of Mando making a deal with them*
@kevinuchida1995
@kevinuchida1995 4 года назад
Ibexing the sand people are the Tuskin raiders
@Ratspressoh
@Ratspressoh 4 года назад
@@kevinuchida1995 No one said otherwise?
@skrunklyOwO
@skrunklyOwO 4 года назад
@@kevinuchida1995 yeah, no shit sherlock.
@gabeflame7803
@gabeflame7803 4 года назад
I think you mean Din Djarin
@ObiWanShinobi67
@ObiWanShinobi67 4 года назад
Money talks, though.
@Rensune
@Rensune 4 года назад
So, we shouldn't feel bad about what Mando did, then
@geetslys
@geetslys 4 года назад
Yes
@Combobaracker
@Combobaracker 4 года назад
This is the way.
@gameoflife9576
@gameoflife9576 4 года назад
I didn't feel wrong. This is the way.
@chriswtf02
@chriswtf02 4 года назад
I have spoken
@Bryce-xj9ye
@Bryce-xj9ye 4 года назад
This is the way
@TheFirstCurse1
@TheFirstCurse1 Год назад
This makes me appreciate Tatooine a lot more. I normally despise desert environments in media because they're so boring, but I've been coming around to them lately.
@MoxJet629
@MoxJet629 6 месяцев назад
Would you say that you don't like sand because it's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere?
@calbinhinshaw6629
@calbinhinshaw6629 2 года назад
Honestly, when I heard "Dark Truth" to the Jawas, I was imagining it meaning that the Jawas had done some really REALLY evil and fucked up shit that would make Silent Hill look like rainbows and unicorns by comparison. Not that the Jawas were victims of outsiders that made them resort to stealing and such to survive.
@Mansfiery
@Mansfiery 4 года назад
Spoiler: the dark truth is that sometimes Jawas commit grand theft automaton.
@dankplankitus2300
@dankplankitus2300 3 года назад
And the police just shoot em instead of arresting them
@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as
@majaaaaaaaaaawith10as 3 года назад
They need them to be safe against taken gang
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 года назад
.....
@jawalandgovernment8754
@jawalandgovernment8754 3 года назад
He’s right
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 года назад
Ehhhhh
@HongFeiBai
@HongFeiBai 4 года назад
Now I want to play Fallout: Tatooine.
@mitchhaelann9215
@mitchhaelann9215 4 года назад
I'd be happy with Grand Theft Airspeeder: Corellia.
@darthXreven
@darthXreven 4 года назад
how about Saints Rebellion?? jules: hey playa, welcom to the rebellion....we got 6 factions of the empire to take on, which one's first?? PC: let's take the green group... Jules: good choice, they run death sticks outta Nar Shadda, we gotta shut em down Johnny: yeah, I've been watching these guys for months, they're sloppy, complacent, we'll hit em at GOTO's old estate, now called the entertainment promenade, far from entertaining I assure you.... --- LOLZ
@emavaz18
@emavaz18 4 года назад
I could definitely see Obsidian developing that one, given their history in gaming.
@emavaz18
@emavaz18 4 года назад
@@darthXreven - Now that's a great Nostalgia trip. Imma go see if they have Star Wars Kotor 2 on Xbox Live.
@CLUTCH_THE_DEADGREASER
@CLUTCH_THE_DEADGREASER 4 года назад
Hong Fei Bai , Patrolling Mos Eisley almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter.
@a2c228
@a2c228 3 года назад
Of course they’re dark. I mean, the took Boba Fetts armor off his body. You gotta be fucking dark and insane to think that’s a good idea, sure it worked out for them. But they also didn’t seem to have the armor too long before someone got it off them, probably the only reason they aren’t extinct as a species lol.
@Wamba610
@Wamba610 3 года назад
They hat it round 6 years
@jinxedsphinx3600
@jinxedsphinx3600 3 года назад
@@Wamba610 yeah didn’t they take care of him? Get him back to health?
@zaredsabretooth7980
@zaredsabretooth7980 3 года назад
@@jinxedsphinx3600 that was another bounty hunter, Dengar
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter
@Boba_Fett_Bounty_Hunter 3 года назад
I was at my weakest point, and they swarmed me. Many died, but at the end they succeeded. I found them and killed them all after learning that they didn’t have my armor anymore
@MrHyde2k
@MrHyde2k 2 года назад
Biggest dark truth, Geetsly`s a piece of shit click baiter. Man its just the waste of 10 mins. Fucking loser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@alexhaskins8568
@alexhaskins8568 3 года назад
3:52 "The Rakta, having recently read a lot of Warhammer 40k lore, decided to commit Exterminatus."
@ColeTrainWayne
@ColeTrainWayne 4 года назад
“The Tatooine we all know and love” Are you SURE we love Tatooine?
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 4 года назад
Colton Stephens its a fucked up world so yes
@R3LOADlikesgames
@R3LOADlikesgames 4 года назад
I actually DO NOT like sand......
@Mysikrysa
@Mysikrysa 4 года назад
I love Tatooine because it has nice post-apo vibe. And I don´t have to live there. :)
@yuzixumar2025
@yuzixumar2025 4 года назад
TUSKENS:steals lives HUTTS:Steals girls SLAVERS:steals Ani Jawas:steals leftover " U
@culturedcars1528
@culturedcars1528 4 года назад
I hate Tatooine It has sand I don't like sand, it's rough and coruse and irritating, and it gets everywhere
@MeanManu
@MeanManu 4 года назад
Fun fact : A Jawa is slightly taller than a Joe Rogan
@italiansoldierfromww2460
@italiansoldierfromww2460 4 года назад
Lmao 😂
@Den.Vos.Reynaerde
@Den.Vos.Reynaerde 4 года назад
Toe Rogan? WUTINI?
@mardukgilgamesh1500
@mardukgilgamesh1500 4 года назад
Hey joe redeemed himself...mostley.go easy on him :(
@nikiradio
@nikiradio 4 года назад
😂
@Den.Vos.Reynaerde
@Den.Vos.Reynaerde 4 года назад
@@mardukgilgamesh1500 I got 'Gilgameś' for christmas and am currently reading it. It's so great isn't it?
@PlagueOfGripes
@PlagueOfGripes 3 года назад
Isn't the idea that they evolved from Kumumgah just a theory? I've also heard that they're evolved or warped humans.
@thegrim418
@thegrim418 3 года назад
Now that's a face I didn't expect to see on a year old Star Wars video.
@thomasbriscoe7439
@thomasbriscoe7439 3 года назад
Don't want to shit on geetsly but this isnt the first time he has presented theory as fact...
@thomasbriscoe7439
@thomasbriscoe7439 3 года назад
@Alcoon Slambag Genius retort, however the fictional universe still has factual rules.... so no, just no....
@superharuhifan
@superharuhifan 2 года назад
a GAME theory
@paullebon323
@paullebon323 2 года назад
It's a made up story. It's whatever you nerds want it to be.
@corpselight7989
@corpselight7989 3 года назад
Jawas: The Kobolds of Star Wars. I always thought of them as tiny rat-like folks hiding out in the nooks and crannies of the plateaus and cliffs, as well as maybe Jawa who find more comfort in the cities.
@karkkosvolfe
@karkkosvolfe 2 года назад
Somehow, Jawas always made me think of a knockoff of Skaven
@corpselight7989
@corpselight7989 2 года назад
@@karkkosvolfe Dollar-Store Skaven? I'm onto you, Norsca :P
@Ironwolf_Legacy
@Ironwolf_Legacy 4 года назад
I’m sorry, but I still love shooting these creatures on Battlefront II.
@michelangelo5903
@michelangelo5903 4 года назад
Ironwolf Legacy in the forced unleashed on xbox 360 you can really force throw them extremely fast! super hilarious
@jejo874
@jejo874 4 года назад
@@michelangelo5903 I remember the mission where you could force push that whole sandcrawler off that hill. Man, I loved those Dark Side missions; made me feel like a badass.
@Bvggerffpls
@Bvggerffpls 4 года назад
Nothing like a bit of old fashioned ethnic cleansing to stir the colonial spirit
@joshglover2370
@joshglover2370 4 года назад
😥😢😭
@nagihangot6133
@nagihangot6133 4 года назад
@@Bvggerffpls Ethnic cleansing has long been a characteristic of lesser peoples. It appears European nations like the Brits consider everybody to be their equal, until they conjure up "the colonial spirit". Setting other ethnicities to fight each other using artificial borders must be a game they get aroused on.
@th3br0wncray0n2
@th3br0wncray0n2 4 года назад
"A lot of the Jawa's dark side stems from their history..." Mm yes, the floor here is made out of floor
@ponds5527
@ponds5527 4 года назад
You used it wrong but ok
@connorhill8530
@connorhill8530 4 года назад
Kate Mcbride no he wasn’t. ^
@joshstiehl1170
@joshstiehl1170 4 года назад
@Kate Mcbride You're welcome
@jaydenkoker120
@jaydenkoker120 4 года назад
More like the floor here is made of floor because it is floor
@thebrutusmars
@thebrutusmars 4 года назад
Kate Mcbride Well no, but people don’t become evil for no reason
@codywiggins8052
@codywiggins8052 3 года назад
The scan noises and zoom in part from the beginning brings back nostalgia
@rolflandale2565
@rolflandale2565 Год назад
The fictional appearance of Jawas, with the glowing eyes, intended a dark-side, but in a real life identity of a specie looks, would be hooded full body gears creatures, with ultra sensitive optical deflection eyes, claiming to be very nocturnal able vision creatures.
@medina5129
@medina5129 4 года назад
Merchant: "how much scrap you lookin to buy? Jawa: "yes"
@patrickbuerke1390
@patrickbuerke1390 4 года назад
Buy?
@cameronmayes3648
@cameronmayes3648 3 года назад
Steal*
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 года назад
What is buying?
@UnexpectedWonder
@UnexpectedWonder 3 года назад
😁😁😁😊😊
@raptorpettingzoo5310
@raptorpettingzoo5310 3 года назад
Jawa: we welded the scrap together how much you want for it back?
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg 4 года назад
“This isn’t clickbate, but their dark secret is they sometimes try and claim people’s stuff.”
@DamnDaimen
@DamnDaimen 4 года назад
*Try and murder people for their stuff*
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg
@LeviUlysses-mp5wg 4 года назад
Alex I agree that was the worst thing I’ve seen from the Jawas
@Cycsama
@Cycsama 4 года назад
So dark
@wesleyprice2523
@wesleyprice2523 4 года назад
Thats called prison
@thebreadenjoyer6057
@thebreadenjoyer6057 4 года назад
“They also de-evolved from them former selfs” I think I would too if I got trapped in a fucking cave for years. Then got my ass handed to me by Tuscans
@akrostick1549
@akrostick1549 3 года назад
Jawas: hippity hoppity, your droid is now my property
@larrypowers2515
@larrypowers2515 2 года назад
"You want a cup of Jawa Juice?" "No thanks, they taste like Sauerkraut."
@wianvanderheever3643
@wianvanderheever3643 4 года назад
Its always the small things, like the jawas and the ewoks.
@traceyjacobsen8544
@traceyjacobsen8544 4 года назад
Wian Van Der Heever and then the tall one...the jar-jar
@R3LOADlikesgames
@R3LOADlikesgames 4 года назад
@@traceyjacobsen8544 Gungans: What usa tinkin bout??? Mesa nosa evil!!! Now usa mustin die!!!!!!!! Me: OH SHI-
@bemotivated8443
@bemotivated8443 4 года назад
Ewoks eat people
@funnyandclevername5599
@funnyandclevername5599 4 года назад
“Cover your kneecaps trooper!”
@gamecarnival2024
@gamecarnival2024 4 года назад
And...the younglings
@Hellzapopp1n
@Hellzapopp1n 4 года назад
I fear no man... But that THING. It scares me
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 4 года назад
Nuh uh, nah, I ain’t talking about that freak... he’s not here is he?! How do I get this thing off?!
@optillian4182
@optillian4182 4 года назад
@@jasonalcatraz5817 One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind that mask. What dreams of chronic and sustained cruelty...
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 4 года назад
@country baller *muffled* Uh huh!
@argygaming6628
@argygaming6628 4 года назад
Tim she weigh’s 150 kilograms and fires ten thousand round per minute
@jasonalcatraz5817
@jasonalcatraz5817 4 года назад
argy gaming it costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon... for twelve seconds
@r00234
@r00234 3 года назад
"When you think of species with a dark side in star wars you probably dont think of Jawas" *Meanwhile having flashbacks to my child self scared of Jawas roasting the entire team of protagonists.
@coolkanye5285
@coolkanye5285 4 года назад
Jawa 1: sukaah Other Jawas: “SUKAAAAH!” If you know you know 😂😂
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 года назад
SUKAHHHH
@fuhrersavior9575
@fuhrersavior9575 3 года назад
wub wub
@VzteklaFena
@VzteklaFena 3 года назад
Mando : “Blyat”
@sithsaiyan4529
@sithsaiyan4529 3 года назад
SUKAH SUKAH SUKAH!
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 года назад
Oh wow 2 months later I get the joke now I'm so blind
@tengkualiff
@tengkualiff 4 года назад
Dont let this distract you from the fact that Mr.Krabs sold Spongebob's soul for 62 cents.
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou.
@DoomguyIsGrinningAtYou. 4 года назад
And Epstian didn't kill himself.
@Justin-pe9cl
@Justin-pe9cl 4 года назад
You think he could have gotten more?
@ByPieroValentin
@ByPieroValentin 4 года назад
Time and place. This ain’t it
@AxleTrade
@AxleTrade 4 года назад
Look, Squidward! Money!
@dianab4494
@dianab4494 4 года назад
For some reason for a minute I thought that 60 cents was a dollar I don’t know why probably because minutes and stuff does anyone else do that
@grahpayy
@grahpayy 4 года назад
“Don’t touch the stars” “Ok boomer”
@LyTran-oq2of
@LyTran-oq2of 4 года назад
And there goes the consequences
@MrAwsomenoob
@MrAwsomenoob 4 года назад
Rakkatans: Did somebody say BOOM?
@Yumemaru.
@Yumemaru. 4 года назад
🤣
@plaguedoctormasque8089
@plaguedoctormasque8089 4 года назад
Millennial fuckwit
@plaguedoctormasque8089
@plaguedoctormasque8089 4 года назад
@@Yumemaru.
@jamesc.3295
@jamesc.3295 4 года назад
If you watch the Mandalorian episode with Jawas, the word used for "The Egg" was used in Return of the Jedi by Ewoks.
@SolaraSLE99
@SolaraSLE99 3 года назад
This was a pretty cool video always liked Jawa's and I didn't know alot of that lore about them and Tatooine. Nice job!
@mr.furious6814
@mr.furious6814 4 года назад
Luke: "I don't get it, why would Sand People want to slaughter Jawas?" Geetsly: "WhY WoUlD SaND PeOpLe WaNt tO sLaUgHtEr JaWaS? Well I'm glad you asked, it actually stems from their dark past."
@kingjames6711
@kingjames6711 4 года назад
He actually said, "Why would *imperial troopers* want to slaughter a bunch of jawas.
@JonO387
@JonO387 3 года назад
I think your shift or caps lock key is broken.
@clamchowdah9140
@clamchowdah9140 3 года назад
JonO387 it’s not
@JonO387
@JonO387 3 года назад
@@clamchowdah9140 Then they should probably ve checked for Parkinson's or something.
@UnexpectedWonder
@UnexpectedWonder 3 года назад
😁😁😁😊😊😂😂🤣🤣
@omnipoticus9908
@omnipoticus9908 4 года назад
Bro this isnt the dark truth behind the Jawas, this is the tragedy of Darth Jawas the wise
@hackman669
@hackman669 4 года назад
A force sensitive Jawa would be interesting!
@TheGreatRenbox
@TheGreatRenbox 4 года назад
@@hackman669 Lelek was a force sensitive jawa shaman...
@nomad123ad
@nomad123ad 4 года назад
@@hackman669 There's one in the old republic.
@karawithgun8148
@karawithgun8148 4 года назад
@@hackman669 I think there's a Jedi Jawa in Legends canon.
@chadrehfeld9312
@chadrehfeld9312 4 года назад
Don't you mean the Tradgey of Darth Jawa The Greedy
@gridironprod154
@gridironprod154 3 года назад
The dark truth: Lucas made little kids act an have lightbulbs right at there eyes
@gregarich
@gregarich 3 года назад
My new favorite channel. Going thru all your old vids :D
@zNEKOMARUz
@zNEKOMARUz 4 года назад
Interesting, never thought of the Tuskans and the Jawas being related.
@Princess2Warrior
@Princess2Warrior 4 года назад
*How could you not know? Have you only just recently started reading Wookieepedia?*
@Princess2Warrior
@Princess2Warrior 4 года назад
@No Drama Lama *OMG, I've never seen a cat-meme before.*
@zNEKOMARUz
@zNEKOMARUz 4 года назад
@@Princess2Warrior the lesser species havent really been a topic of interest for me.
@762aowisifi
@762aowisifi 4 года назад
why do the tuskans look creepy to me
@BroadwayRonMexico
@BroadwayRonMexico 4 года назад
Since he's using Legends, it's also worth noting that in KOTOR, it's implied that humans in Star Wars may have descended from the Kumumgah who were taken from Tatooine by the Rakata to the Core Worlds
@Jeppe-oh5gb
@Jeppe-oh5gb 4 года назад
Nice so me butcherin jawa's in complete saga like anakin younglins wasn't moraless.
@danese1636
@danese1636 4 года назад
I prefer SWBF2 where you can go as a Tusken Raider and murder a bunch of Jawas in Mos Isles.
@ilo3456
@ilo3456 4 года назад
Nope it was the morally right thing to do.
@ilo3456
@ilo3456 4 года назад
@@danese1636 When you play as the Tusken you play the good guys
@pawelbroda7391
@pawelbroda7391 4 года назад
@@ilo3456 no Tuskens are the worst of them all. Never ending war enthusiatic killing degencless people and rubbing their property. No jawas are biy better
@MeisterSchwabbo
@MeisterSchwabbo 4 года назад
@@pawelbroda7391 watch chapter 5 of the mandalorian, tuskens aren't brainless war lovers!
@tyrone2629
@tyrone2629 3 года назад
Your intro gives me so much Nostalgia. I remember listening to that every time I started on level on the Battle Front 1 Campaign for the PS2
@emeraldeyeball2002
@emeraldeyeball2002 3 года назад
That was every level
@DavidWilson-sm2ym
@DavidWilson-sm2ym 3 года назад
The story of the Rakata sounds like an even more interesting story than the stories in the movies. I wish they'd do movies about them. @Disney, it's time to explore new stuff.
@scout360pyroz
@scout360pyroz 2 года назад
The story of Darth Revan interacts heavily with an artifact that was the center of the Rakatas power. The Star Forge.
@stormisuedonym4599
@stormisuedonym4599 2 года назад
@@scout360pyroz Yes, but we don't want Disney to touch it.
@scout360pyroz
@scout360pyroz 2 года назад
@@stormisuedonym4599 obviously lol
@cocoTr33
@cocoTr33 4 года назад
Read the title as "The Dark Truth Behind the Jews" at first, thought it would be a very different video
@someperson7873
@someperson7873 4 года назад
I read read as read, so I had to re-read read as read so I could read the sentence properly to make sense
@changemyparentalcontrols3439
@changemyparentalcontrols3439 4 года назад
Ye I thought it would be like they used to commit genocide because they felt like and and they were actually demons but na
@c.i.a.293
@c.i.a.293 4 года назад
Some Person when you read that sentence perfectly the first time I A M G O D
@dr.bucklebelt3377
@dr.bucklebelt3377 4 года назад
The dark truth is I forgot to turn on my light timer before sundown on Sabbath, oy!
@LiftYagami
@LiftYagami 4 года назад
78% of droid owners
@senseirazor737
@senseirazor737 4 года назад
Imagine getting your entire planet taken over by ricotta
@Cryogenius333
@Cryogenius333 4 года назад
What a cheesy plot.
@taylortanner37
@taylortanner37 4 года назад
Gouda do what they gouda do.
@taylortanner37
@taylortanner37 4 года назад
@G Will Nice one. You win.
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 4 года назад
And during The Cheese Wars, The Mighty Mozzarellan Tribe sought to overthrow The Ricottans ... and somewhere along there was inter-racial breeding to form who we now know as The Lasagnans 😄😄😄😄
@warpath6666
@warpath6666 4 года назад
@G Will Obi Wan : "These aren't the curds you are looking for" Storm Trooper : " I camemert what we were here for?" 😄
@scorchogrey2385
@scorchogrey2385 3 года назад
Wow. What a deep dive into something I have only mildly considered in the past. I loved it. Good stuff. I will never look at them the same.
@lukesorce8660
@lukesorce8660 2 года назад
"I once dated a Jawa" - Mos Espa crackhead to Mando
@supremeleadergnkdroid3202
@supremeleadergnkdroid3202 4 года назад
Geetsly: jawas are ruthless. Me: has ptsd from them always stealing my land speeder in complete saga
@Crip99763
@Crip99763 4 года назад
Damn, I read the title as “The Dark Truth Behind The Jews”
@Xiaolony
@Xiaolony 4 года назад
Asian Trix Rabbit you got click baited
@NaudiNadia
@NaudiNadia 4 года назад
Lmao
@SC1O0
@SC1O0 4 года назад
same, trouble with skiming text
@lordpuggles1111
@lordpuggles1111 4 года назад
*Hey, Trix are for kids!*
@jakethedog2155
@jakethedog2155 4 года назад
Same here
@christopherbiggerstaff1088
@christopherbiggerstaff1088 2 года назад
The zoom in sound at the beginning was such a hit of nostalgia! God I miss old SWBF2
@clevisbernier8973
@clevisbernier8973 3 года назад
You have no idea how much I love that Battlefront loading noise.
@vojtechpeterka1929
@vojtechpeterka1929 4 года назад
As we say. Jawas steal everything that is not nailed, drilled or welded with triple corner strife.
@charlesborden8111
@charlesborden8111 4 года назад
And if they can pry it loose, then it wasn't nailed down.
@barbatosmcmurderton4209
@barbatosmcmurderton4209 4 года назад
@@charlesborden8111 So you mean Nobby Nobbes was a Jawa this entire time?
@chadsmith8966
@chadsmith8966 4 года назад
@@barbatosmcmurderton4209 makes sense. the little bugger is the right height for jawas
@bloodangels2900
@bloodangels2900 4 года назад
I thought that was the Blood Ravens
@barbatosmcmurderton4209
@barbatosmcmurderton4209 4 года назад
@@bloodangels2900 The Jawas were doing it first. The magpies just have more success with it because their power armor makes it easier for them to pry stuff loose.
@wickermann
@wickermann 4 года назад
"the dark truth behind jawas" *stretches "they steal" into 11 minutes by talking about the jawas having a sad past for 99% of it*
@chrisp9824
@chrisp9824 4 года назад
Dude, he even says that it's not clickbait because they have a dark side like no other... and then tells their totally not dark story. I don't get this approach, why even mention clickbait and then not deliver on the promise ? Why making clickbait not true in the first place if he could name the vid "true/real story behind jawas" and get same amount of views ? Doesn't make sense, and sadly I have OCD for things that makes no sense :/
@madmonkey432
@madmonkey432 4 года назад
Gnome oh good now I don’t have to watch the video, thx bro really appreciate it
@coppertopv365
@coppertopv365 4 года назад
This was Click bait, you were correct
@ericbosken3114
@ericbosken3114 4 года назад
@@chrisp9824 saying "This isn't click bait, but... " is like saying, "No offense, but..." the next things you hear will be click bait or offensive, respectively.
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts
@EcclesiastesLiker-py5ts 3 года назад
Well, genocide IS a dark past to have.
@cyber1ifeconnor
@cyber1ifeconnor 4 года назад
You brought me back with that BF2 loading map screen, the play station 1 and 2 days were lit.
@elite_uxm7849
@elite_uxm7849 Год назад
your intro just gave me battlefront flashbacks. omg the nostalgia. my childhood. ahhhhh
@PackHunter117
@PackHunter117 4 года назад
4:02 Glassing!? The Covenant Hegemony would like to know your location
@G1psum
@G1psum 3 года назад
Wort Wort Wort?
@emanuelgonzalez1975
@emanuelgonzalez1975 4 года назад
Why does the Jawa look like it’s smokin a blunt in the thumbnail 😭
@sleinzer2302
@sleinzer2302 4 года назад
I noticed it too!
@andrewesther4705
@andrewesther4705 4 года назад
The hell else you gonna do on Tatooine? Steal shit and smoke blunts.
@xanatos68
@xanatos68 4 года назад
They look more rodent like. No clue what the thumbnail is.
@BuildYourOwnBass
@BuildYourOwnBass 4 года назад
Still wonder what that sand crawler smells like? Legend goes the dice in the millennium falcon came from a sand crawler in East Bay
@hudthestud6758
@hudthestud6758 3 года назад
Oh my god that intro! Absolutely amazing! Great video too!
@bobjobjoe8887
@bobjobjoe8887 3 года назад
That intro was absolutely, completely, and utterly nostalgic
@jedder
@jedder 4 года назад
So THAT's why they had the Tuskens vs Jawa's match option in Battlefront II (LucasArts).
@levishackelton4437
@levishackelton4437 4 года назад
Oh my god, mortal engines is a Jawas fan fiction.
@jawalandgovernment8754
@jawalandgovernment8754 3 года назад
It’s the only book we jawas can read
@isaivanderzwan1904
@isaivanderzwan1904 3 года назад
i realy love your intro it brings me bacht to the ps2 batlefront games and hom much fun i used to have with my brothers
@glenwaldrop8166
@glenwaldrop8166 Год назад
Obi Wan: Teeka, if you're going to steal my parts and then sell them back to me, could you at least clean them first, as a courtesy? Teeka: Cleaning costs extra.
@gavinmoyer2458
@gavinmoyer2458 4 года назад
Why do some star wars species sound so delicious... like we got some ricotta and calamari 😂
@viscountrainbows6452
@viscountrainbows6452 3 года назад
Come on down to Dex's Diner!
@JohnWhiteHere
@JohnWhiteHere 4 года назад
I actually started to admire them a bit after this. A slavepeople whose planet was rendered near-uninhabitable but broke their chains and evolved to overcome these new hardships? That sounds pretty inspirational to me, yes they might steal your mining equipment and put speeders on cinderblocks but, given the cards they were dealt, who wouldnt?
@Gelb33
@Gelb33 4 года назад
@@holywatermuffin7772 Why would they want to kill a potential customer? lol
@MeanManu
@MeanManu 4 года назад
They are the Jews of the galaxy
@gasmaskalan1771
@gasmaskalan1771 Год назад
@@MeanManu :💀
@cxltysbelrose
@cxltysbelrose 3 года назад
Dude that intro wit the mapping gave me so much nostalgia in the old battlefronts
@theramplocal
@theramplocal Год назад
Dude this channel is so good
@BaronNate
@BaronNate 4 года назад
Has there ever been a Jawa Jedi or even a jawa sith? lol, i'd love to know!
@neinno8172
@neinno8172 4 года назад
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Jawa The Thief?
@veronicatazri9092
@veronicatazri9092 4 года назад
I don’t think so and if I remember correctly the Empire rendered it illegal for Jawas to own weaponry that wasn’t ion weapons
@ShimadaHideo
@ShimadaHideo 3 года назад
Yes there is one named Akial I don't know if he survived order 66
@alxphx
@alxphx 3 года назад
I think there was one but there was also a tusken jedi
@AnnHatzakis
@AnnHatzakis 3 года назад
In the "Star Wars: The Old Republic" online Video Game there's a Jawa bounty hunter named Blizz
@ReaperGrimm5594
@ReaperGrimm5594 4 года назад
Leaving your ship alone on a planet with Jawas is like leaving your car in the ghetto. Either way, you just lost your stereo.
@EvilFookaire
@EvilFookaire 4 года назад
Or you have kept a shitty stereo, but the stuff that used to be around it is gone...
@Aristocratic13
@Aristocratic13 4 года назад
That's not funny but it's funny
@simon_3607
@simon_3607 3 года назад
Tatooine: had water Everyone: wait that’s illegal
@efrenarzate4758
@efrenarzate4758 3 года назад
first time watching your videos, the classic battlefront intro just got me to sub
@chriss1757
@chriss1757 4 года назад
Still don't know how Jawas and a Sandcrawler ended up on another planet!
@antelatkovic4715
@antelatkovic4715 3 года назад
Selling your show using nostalgia
@ScoutTrooperMan
@ScoutTrooperMan 3 года назад
Since the sandcrawlers were minning vehicles its possible the serco corporation didn't just sended them only on tatoine. Now onto the jawas maybe thoses jawas stole a ship and got into other planet and found the sandcrawler
@citus333
@citus333 3 года назад
Bruh if a rat can get in a ship, a jawa can as well
@jawalandgovernment8754
@jawalandgovernment8754 3 года назад
Sorry can’t tell you it’s a Jawa secret
@justice4all368
@justice4all368 3 года назад
@@jawalandgovernment8754 there mining vehicles left by a mining industry I thought
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 года назад
Why does the divergence of the Jawas and Tusken Raiders remind me of the Eloi and Morlocks from H. G. Wells' "The Time Machine"
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 4 года назад
Yeah, except which species would even be the Eloi. It's more like Morlock I and Morlock II: Sandcrawler Boogaloo.
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 года назад
@@Soitisisit Well comparatively the Jawas would be more Eloi since they're physically weaker and constantly exploited, even though both races have the Morlocks' industrious survivalist mentality
@Soitisisit
@Soitisisit 4 года назад
@@spiritvdc5109 Yeah, I kind of figured it's where you were going with that. Thing is that the impression I got of the Eloi is that they were basically "stupid good" hippies. Which doesn't fit the Jawas who are more like true neutral or chaotic neutral. In terms of them being weaker and exploitable I can see why it'd remind you of that, but they're both pretty Morlock-like. And they developed underground even.
@spiritvdc5109
@spiritvdc5109 4 года назад
@@Soitisisit Yep it's definitely not a one-to-one comparison
@joshuaosborne1968
@joshuaosborne1968 3 года назад
Because it's basically a ripoff of that.
@grayson9075
@grayson9075 3 года назад
I love how all your comments agree with each other
@benkenobi6813
@benkenobi6813 4 года назад
Very interesting video, thanks!
@JockenN
@JockenN 4 года назад
Their dark secrets is that if you mock and bully them too much, they may find out they host the soul of a long-dead sith and recreate their sith body, coming back for revenge on you. Trust me, I know as it happened to my tabletop group. Be nice to jawas.
@wollsmoth69
@wollsmoth69 4 года назад
You know you got clickbaited when the creator feels the need to verbally express that they did not clickbait you.
@user-vf1zw3wn3m
@user-vf1zw3wn3m 4 года назад
Now i like the jawa’s even more
@RichyArg
@RichyArg 2 года назад
i remember once reading they also used the sand crawlers to shift through the dunes looking for vermin to eat, since the few places where cattle could grace were rocky and dominated by the tusken
@supremeleadergnkdroid3202
@supremeleadergnkdroid3202 4 года назад
I remember slaughtering about a hundred sand people in trying to rescue Iziz’s jawa clan. Great times
@arthurperez4833
@arthurperez4833 4 года назад
Only the men?
@kireba268
@kireba268 4 года назад
@@arthurperez4833 but the woman and the children too?
@BaronNate
@BaronNate 4 года назад
While we are discussing slaughter.....what about the droid attack on the wookies? Its a system we can't afford to lose!
@almontay2193
@almontay2193 4 года назад
This is honestly one of the most interesting pieces you have done. I knew about the history of Tattooine, but not one thing about the Jawas. Thank you
@lpg12338
@lpg12338 2 года назад
Interesting video, thanks for sharing!
@trigestigro4707
@trigestigro4707 Год назад
Jawas are by far my favorite star wars race :3 I loved the video
@Jyeoi
@Jyeoi 4 года назад
Jawas were just Orko from He-Man in the Star Wars universe
@wolfy207
@wolfy207 4 года назад
Who would slaughter jawas like this.... Stares in mandolorian
@andresherrera2902
@andresherrera2902 4 года назад
Hey they were stripping his ship
@thatmeme1360
@thatmeme1360 4 года назад
I hope Iziz wasn't there....
@davidcannon3515
@davidcannon3515 4 года назад
I'd vaporize the little SOBs too if I cought them stripping my ship down. I'd need my ship.
@andresherrera2902
@andresherrera2902 4 года назад
@@davidcannon3515 yeah, especially since how expensive the ship is and those little fuckers charge three times the price
@hippiehippo9030
@hippiehippo9030 4 года назад
*loads disrupter with malicious intent*
@taryn2354
@taryn2354 4 года назад
that intro got me so nostolgic
@drewj8412
@drewj8412 3 года назад
Man I just discovered your channel! I love it! I’m on my 9th video can’t get enough! Great job!
@Stinky_Steven
@Stinky_Steven 4 года назад
This do be a “The Dark Truth Behind Jawas” moment
@indrakarma
@indrakarma 4 года назад
sh
@indrakarma
@indrakarma 4 года назад
ぽおp
@devyn.n05
@devyn.n05 4 года назад
When you think "dark truth" you think more hellish, but really this is just a war story of a few species.
@jennifervan75
@jennifervan75 2 года назад
How did they survive in the caves for so long without vegetation or animals on the surface?
@Tanknuggets217
@Tanknuggets217 Год назад
That’s a good question
@deaththekid1258
@deaththekid1258 3 года назад
I love it when you use the battlefront loading screen to introduce a planet
@FalloutProfile
@FalloutProfile 4 года назад
I love that battlefront zoom intro, reminds me of my ps2 days as a kid.
@overlorddante
@overlorddante 4 года назад
"You probably don't think the Jawas have a dark side." No, they obviously have dark side.
@overlorddante
@overlorddante 4 года назад
@gilbert martinez dafuq does that even mean?
@Blakethelazymerc
@Blakethelazymerc 11 месяцев назад
The Jawas are inspiring. No matter how hard things got for them they never gave up
@lvlpkr
@lvlpkr 2 года назад
Good vid homie
@smasher-pq3yu
@smasher-pq3yu 4 года назад
object* isnt under direct guard jawas* its free real estate
@trstn3915
@trstn3915 4 года назад
Comment* isnt under direct guard smasher 64829* Its free real estate
@jonathancrawford7109
@jonathancrawford7109 4 года назад
@@trstn3915 😂😂😂
@jawalawa9217
@jawalawa9217 3 года назад
Heck yeah it is
@masterzoroark6664
@masterzoroark6664 3 года назад
I mean... Add some tech gizmo implants and Jawa would look like Mechanicus Tech Priests
@earthbound2772
@earthbound2772 4 года назад
How has everyone mastered retelling starwars story’s imagine sitting around a fire telling this to your friends very enthusiastically
@richardglady3009
@richardglady3009 Год назад
Thank you for this video.
@alonsomireles1308
@alonsomireles1308 3 года назад
That intro! Good ole Battlefront on my PS2 vibes!!! Unlocked memory!
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