Living Alone, Getting Dumped & Being Too Positive for a Gang - (Some of) The Best of Josh Johnson

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Josh Johnson talks about split-second decision-making, getting dumped while having diarrhea and being too positive for a gang.
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@zM00Nx 3 года назад

"Not a full shift at Denny's later." What an extraordinarily depressing and effective measurement of time

@lunarmy1336 3 года назад

This comment made me laugh harder then it should have

@crystalbrady9312 2 года назад

You're funny too

@adrianaduke9897 2 года назад

Americans will measure with anything OTHER than the metric system

@ReeferSmoker 2 года назад

@@adrianaduke9897 Not completely true, we measure drugs using the metric system

@dennismonk9559 2 года назад

@@adrianaduke9897 how do you say "8 hours" in the metric system?

@isaiah4600 3 года назад

I told my mom I had an imaginary friend and she said: "well you can't have friends that I can't see, so send them home." Yes, my mom is black.

@krazyeclectic 3 года назад

😂😂😂sounds about right

@justeatmyshit 3 года назад

💀💀💀

@trajectoryunown 3 года назад

Then why do we go to church?

@trajectoryunown 3 года назад

@@SavingMyPockets What? It's exactly the same. You talk to and worship a being that nobody can see. The only difference is that one is collectively recognized as part of your culture while the other has been recognized as insanity on an individual level.

@isaiah4600 3 года назад

@@trajectoryunown My mom says the holy ghost is real only makes sense that other ghost exist too. Which is why imaginary friends and relatives that are dead are not aloud in her house.

@drummerelle 3 года назад

GANG: “ why are you always smiling dog?” JOSH: “ none of us are dead or in jail...and we’re a gang” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣#facts

@AJforkids 3 года назад

i wish i knew how to help so fewer good peops would have to end up like that but hey at least im the only genderfluid autistic philadelphian in NOVA.

@marieknight9385 3 года назад

"Bruh you giggle" After awhile I can see their point

@lucyespila3401 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacobgarsson2447 3 года назад

Everyone needs to learn this dudes name now because he's gonna be big some day.

@dwok73 3 года назад

He opened for Trevor Noah last year & was so good I had to look him up to find more.

@dwok73 3 года назад

@Samuelson baker lol to each his own. That's the beauty of the arts.

@leungjohn1 3 года назад

I lived alone for 15 years and I'm a little jealous of his umbrella idea💡 😂

@AlienHeadBill 3 года назад

@Samuelson baker i think you just dislike him as a human lol

@Prettyfunnycoolnhot 3 года назад

His name is Josh Johnson

@1josh4 3 года назад

“This guy knows he’s late and yet has the nerve to stop at Starbucks. 😂😂😂😂”

@Saucetin. 3 года назад

I really hope this guy gets really big he's super funny. Give him a Netflix special.

@willycs5893 3 года назад

He already has. Look it up.

@nel3019 Год назад

He has one

@sallybowles2781 3 года назад

I love this guy because he caters to the introverts crowd

@iw8100 2 года назад

CATERS .

@MKCley 3 года назад

“Boy you giggle” got me really hard LMAO.

@Sedow1231 3 года назад

“Bruh you giggle” *Giggle*

@annacar6878 3 года назад

"A complete stranger just broke up with me."

@cannonfodder8287 3 года назад

"Baby girl, we can make this work."

@BangiranaAllan 3 года назад

@@cannonfodder8287 that's where I died 😂😂😂😂🙌🏿

@andrevitalpardue5097 3 года назад

Anybody know this guy from the "Catfishing the KKK" vid?

@HereForGoodVibes 3 года назад

I love that video

@juniajackson5033 3 года назад

That’s how I found him

@fauzanaziz6365 3 года назад

"It's not racist if you came for the ribs"

@yarenguney1330 3 года назад

that was my first video :D

@lovelytanya988 3 года назад

great video

@dreamqueen317 3 года назад

He can do black and white comedy and not change up his style to fit either audience. He’s good

@granville7 3 года назад

it seems he caters to his audience of the day by changing a bit the way he talks to them

@Rojomoto405 3 года назад

@@granville7 how so

@granville7 3 года назад

@@Rojomoto405 most of the time he speaks normally like someone from a middle class household (which is probably his background) but when his audience is almost exclusively black he could be heard with some sort of 'street' accent. well, maybe I misheard since I'm not American and have trouble distinguishing all those accents in the US

@maj.romuloortiz7832 3 года назад

@@granville7 I'm an American and can't remember most of my peoples accents

@VoteForBukele 3 года назад

@@granville7 actually I heard the opposite. He sounded much more relaxed and himself in front of the black audience. Had more of a flow. There was no difference in inflection or accent, his timing was just much smoother.

@christineschnitzka823 3 года назад

You can make everything float, but you can't clean that room?! 🤣

@nathanjohnson1783 3 года назад

“Ok this man know he late and he goin to Starbucks” I’ve never felt so personally atacked

@lucyespila3401 3 года назад

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@hkbabel 3 года назад

"Not more than a full shift at Denny's later ... I fishhooked an old lady's face" Oh, I best stop quoting as I would transcribe this whole thing & I have work to do:-)

@Madmatt18 3 года назад

i only stop at starbucks when im running late.. i mean if im gonna be 10 mins late might as well make it a full hour.. let payroll have an ez day they aint gotta do the math for 45mins of my hourly wage

@FreshyetFilthy 3 года назад

As someone who does payroll, this is actually hilarious!

@chaymamajdoub4055 3 года назад

Good point

@annika9930 2 года назад

I had a terribly bad mood today, I watched him for 20 mins and I feel I can do things now lol

@marissawilson4644 3 года назад

What if him and John Mulaney had a show together playing adopted brothers. It would give a twist on Frasier and Niles' dynamic.

@kionnakelly2918 3 года назад

I'd definitely be watching it... at least a few times..

@androidlloydwebber4644 3 года назад

I am very on board with this idea.

@greekchick104 3 года назад

That would be the greatest thing ever!!

@sageissleeping5165 3 года назад

Can someone make this happen please

@logan825 3 года назад

Thats a million dollar idea!

@jacksonbury72 3 года назад

One of my favorite comedians

@kiilofps8040 3 года назад

Just wish he would do more shows

@trappdoob1621 3 года назад

Fashooo 😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥

@Me-do5tm 3 года назад

Ikr he's the best

@ekdaufin1485 3 года назад

Yessss

@spaz9797 3 года назад

Josh is definitely one of my top 5 comedians cause he’s dead ass just the alternate dimension Erkle who got layed

@byoung1520 3 года назад

I love how he takes every joke one step too far. Like sitting on the toilet and the girl breaks up with him and he feels like he lost everything and then it's a stranger he goes one step farther with we can make this work.

@kennedyjojackson1202 3 года назад

I slip on a grape cuz imma child One time my brother scraped his knee on a 'wet' leaf 🙃

@JadoreFeenyxRebel 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@AP-pk6mk 3 года назад

"I was born with glass bones and paper skin"

@bioluminescentduck2318 3 года назад

I laughed harder than i should have

@kalildenny3004 3 года назад

@sallybowles2781 3 года назад

I flip open my phone, cause that liberal art degree turned out really well :D :D I am crying

@chrisathian5450 2 года назад

I don't get it, can you explain ?

@GDL364 2 года назад

@@chrisathian5450 He still has a flip phone because he’s too poor to buy a smart phone. Basically saying the degree didn’t get him a good job.

@StopThatSquirrel 3 года назад

You can tell by the way these audiences laugh and react that he was already deep into cracking them up before these clips start. A sign of true talent!!

@cecilianunez9171 3 года назад

I feel like as much as he jokes about “sounding white” he’s secretly an incredible code switcher, peep the difference in how he talked to the black audience vs the white audience

@catharineorellana3522 3 года назад

I think about sounding white he's referring to the sound of his voice, not so much the way he talks. But maybe I'm wrong.

@Mokamon99 3 года назад

People who say peep in place of check this out or notice this are the reason pandas are going extinct.

@MarkMagnus86 2 года назад

@@Mokamon99 I doubt that's the reason why, but go off, buddy.🤣🤣🤣

@mesoblasian 2 года назад

@@Mokamon99 people who say things like this are pathetic monolinguals. it's so sad to know you've never left your hometown.

@rexriot1312 2 года назад

@@Mokamon99 AAVE is a dialect of English with its own grammatical structure and rules. Implying it's simply poor English is racist.

@preciousbrown7962 3 года назад

He is always clever and quick on his feet.

@martyc3447 3 года назад

Bruh i literally cant get enough of this guy! Like i binged watched every single josh johnson video during quarantine back in march/april. There arent enough josh johnson videos on youtube 😂

@mlkiggen3911 3 года назад

He is featured in short on Netflix on The Comedy Lineup. Episode name: Josh Johnson. Give it a go. So good.

@MIBz22 3 года назад

He performed at my undergrad and after he did the cake skit somebody walked in with a cake. It was too funny lol

@Itsphishayphishaaay 3 года назад

He's the new Donald glover His rap name is Immature Pacino Now he just needs a mixtape

@Flippokid 3 года назад

But this guy is actually funny.

@luisalcala5209 3 года назад

yikes. maybe leave the comedy to him

@D_Snutz 3 года назад

@Samuelson baker ...spoken like a true hack...

@jjs_arkade 3 года назад

I was literally just thinking about his similarities to donald

@jjs_arkade 3 года назад

But he's definitely not the new Gambino, he's his own person

@TK-yh4hn 3 года назад

I love him. He's hilarious and adorable. He should be on SNL.

@kristalmeth4452 3 года назад

That'd ruin his style of comedy, and become another Jimmy Fallon

@jamesfield1674 2 года назад

He too good for SNL

@ScipioWasHere 3 года назад

“You can’t be positive and goofy in the hood.” - Patrice Oneal

@oliviadoughty1421 3 года назад

💗✌🏼♠️

@jeniquethomas3212 2 года назад

111th thumbs up

@JampackGaming707 3 года назад

“I fish hooked an old lady” 🤣🤣🤣

@franceskabeasley3336 3 года назад

I have a HUGE crush on this man like ugh

@meghanmonroe 3 года назад

His timing was always a gift, but it's really aging like a fine wine. He's getting better and better. 💋👌🏻

@zeinamelhem1909 Год назад

Can we take a moment and appreciate how satisfying his face is to look at.

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

Dale is that clan ribs?

@SpontaneousPost 3 года назад

Josh Johnson needs a Netflix special.

@scottytoohotty3461 3 года назад

2:02 I love how that joke slowly sunk in with the crowd 😂

@twofaced4923 3 года назад

Remember when he started out in that little club? Nice to see him grow as a comedian

@siivmckmaher95 3 года назад

It is odd to watch a person talk about their life experiences and their experience living alone, advice ect. when they still look 16

@joana8615 2 года назад

He's...32 😭

@Juliana-hn3bo 2 года назад

I loved his standup when he first started and for a while I didn’t see new stuff, I listened so many times that i’ve memorized most of his standup. 😂 I’m so glad that he’s doing more standup.

@a.2169 3 года назад

He's so handsome

@christineschnitzka823 3 года назад

Bruh you giggle!!! 🤣

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

He looked like a jehovah's witness grandma with his afro or one of the jackson 5

@Contradae 3 года назад

His "baby on the subway" joke is top, surprised its not here

@jacklindborg4105 3 года назад

GIVE HIM A NETFLIX SPECIAL

@winters6271 3 года назад

Laughed so hard at the Uber jokes I almost died

@kaylaamaya1720 3 года назад

The living alone too long part.......just got my first place a month after the pandemic lockdown...while working as a COVID screener and phlebotomist tech.....this has been a rough year 🙃

@daphneyandersen1235 3 года назад

If you can, and not already doing so, take care of your mental health in a healthy manner. Cheers

@c.j.4014 3 года назад

how are you holding up?

@kaylaamaya1720 3 года назад

@@c.j.4014 well lost my grandma nov 3....its been rough 😅

@sirlee4817 3 года назад

@@kaylaamaya1720 oooooh....shoot, I give my condolences

@coggaming3796 3 года назад

His voice is like the child version of Morgan Freeman

@keetopuffs 3 года назад

Morgan Freeman was NEVER a child.

@justiceserve7734 3 года назад

👆🏿🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aurinkoii 3 года назад

I haven't known about this guy but I recently found out about him. honestly one of my favorites now.

@gnlilu6972 3 года назад

I want to see him live! hahaha 😆 He is hilarious 🤣

@jeffreym68 3 года назад

Really good delivery, excellent timing, great material... can't wait to see more!

@cassk3364 2 года назад

"You can make stuff float but you can't clean your room" 🤣💀

@windya444 3 года назад

Feeling like an alien is bassically my life as an infp-t 😅

@steevehoyoufat9155 3 года назад

"Where was that bass during choir practice?" Lol

@teemaro5703 3 года назад

I'm love with this man.💙 Damn his fiiiine and his mind is just so gorgeous!

@granville7 3 года назад

his hands are a piece of art

@teemaro5703 3 года назад

@@granville7 everything about him. His hands, teeth, lips, smile, eyes, hair.... everything.

@aidanhunter6195 3 года назад

Lol

@UltimateAwe 3 года назад

He’s great...excellent timing and content.

@jthegreatfull7643 3 года назад

That living alone part and now we been on quarantine?! #FELT

@dawinalexander9433 3 года назад

This dude is ganna make it big I like him

@KasperMcKay 3 года назад

I’ve been following his work for a while and totally agree, he’s so funny

@Arizona_Raven 3 года назад

The Uber skit is one of the greatest.

@dawinalexander9433 3 года назад

@@Arizona_Raven lol oh yea it is for real

@dawinalexander9433 3 года назад

@@KasperMcKay he's so talented

@nettaboo8626 3 года назад

LOVE YOU JOSH!!!! STAY BLESSED

@clownclownolulu7897 3 года назад

He is the sweetest of the best comedians

@Mzwambedu 3 года назад

Nobody gon talk about how real his last set was act is you aint even missing your last ex, but being alone, add COVID restrictions...recipe for disaster

@animegamernerdo 3 года назад

Create a situation and circumstances where people feel more inclined to take their own life and watch the population numbers drop. Fewer mouths to feed overall. Intentional or not, it's effective :|

@TheGong00zler 3 года назад

I love him n his style of comedy SO MUCH

@alexharris2247 3 года назад

He looks like Monse from "on my block" when he has the hair 😂😂

@amandamakhoba1314 3 года назад

I love this dude! Ure so funny man! Mad love all the way from South Africa😍

@garbougesenior3486 3 года назад

First time watching and that transition from bald to an Afro was intense

@TheScottGillies 3 года назад

The EXPRESSION @2:38 is PRICELESS!!!!

@selena1731 3 года назад

how is it possible to look "less black" with an afro lol his personality and humour is great

@hkbabel 3 года назад

Please more, & a full special!

@jayjellobean 2 года назад

"I talk about sharks too much on the front-end of the conversation" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад

Easily one of the best comedians out and the future of comedy. Love this man😂😂

@kyjarhead12 3 года назад

I really like his demeanor on stage... I hope to see more of this young comic

@marissawilson4644 3 года назад

I love him soooo much!

@ashrouse3410 3 года назад

Listen this dude is killin it ! I didn’t know who he was until today and I’m hooked

@GabrielCsaba 3 года назад

His face at 3:13 I'm dying here.

@brettiverson208 3 года назад

The end is eerily relatable

@Forgan_Mreeman 3 года назад

i’m upset Donald Glover doesn’t do stand up comedy anymore. but this guy will do

@yellowbone7790 3 года назад

I pay internet because of people like you, that pfp and that name is hilarious😂😂

@cannonfodder8287 3 года назад

That umbrella in the shower joke fucking had me dying!

@fredceely Год назад

This young man has got it, and I hope it turns into a great living for him. Dude brings the funny.

@LECITIZENTEN 3 года назад

Love this guy

@marilenat.1271 3 года назад

He's so beautiful!

@leeboriack8054 2 года назад

Wishing Josh much success!

@shariscott9538 3 года назад

@7:42 I DO THE MOST RIGHT BEFORE WORK. THEY DO NOT WANT TO SEE ME ON A SCREEN 🤣

@adamchafetz2986 3 года назад

One of my favorite comedians!!!

@mocotojam6767 3 года назад

I wish he had a longer special, he's so funny!

@iammovingtokorea 2 года назад

That's gold, man! Funny stuff, Josh!

@guyspears3124 3 года назад

He is just plain Funny!

@jasminesims5581 3 года назад

Did anybody else get real excited when I got this notification

@honorbluelovelyful 3 года назад

Haven't even watched it yet...but the title itself has me cracking up.....too positive 4 a gang 🤣🤣🤣

@israeliana 3 года назад

Why does he remind me of William from "Girlfriends"

@joelisaak6186 3 года назад

Can't wait to see this guy's sheer talent in a few years.

@Danaa.k1103 2 года назад

Just stumbled upon him and I’m so happy I did. This dude is hilarious!

@thiccfactory2763 3 года назад

He’s got a similar cadence to Donald Glover

@ekdud2772 3 года назад

that ankle buzz joke was next level

@markkoons7488 3 года назад

Funny guy. Thanks so much. I needed that. Plus I'm sending links to people I care about.

@patriciaa4451 3 года назад

They cut off the best part of the joke about eating the chocolate cake naked.

@Dat1Eddie 3 года назад

YESSIR YESSIR!!! *This man gon be big one day, and I mean in height he is only like 5’5*

@lucystarlight8887 3 года назад

Didn't even need to crouch down to imitate a kid in a horror movie

@purplehaze5817 3 года назад

Yo, that umbrella shower bit was something else. On another plane

@Ali-ro2vv117 3 года назад

That drive-by bit had me in tears

@omnium_gatherum 3 года назад

He's so hilarious 😂