When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin - Josh Johnson - Stand-Up Featuring

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Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook. (Contains strong language.)
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@bronchh 3 года назад

“… And apparently, from the back, I'm a bad bitch.”

@coyotestylepro1150 3 года назад

i dont miss it XD

@Ddkenscan02 3 года назад

He really said: double cheeked up on a Tuesday

@iamb34 3 года назад

I thought he was a woman before i read the name "Josh"

@madilynmonroe488 3 года назад

from the front too :) |

@unreadaethel6878 2 года назад

I mean, true.

@kpeezyforsheezy 3 года назад

Oh so he grew the fro back out for when he faints to protect his head. Safe and cool. Hell yeah.

@passwordyeah729 3 года назад

oml 😂😂😂😂😂

@user-br4mu3op9d 3 года назад

I was thinking the same thing!

@cynthiaholland13 3 года назад

😂😂😁I call my fro a hair helmet lol

@blubers8783 3 года назад

@@cynthiaholland13 helmet....noooo why would anyone use that an afro s better

@nickv1212 3 года назад

He's a practical, God fearing woman.

@bnadira212 3 года назад

“I twerked my way down” I died 😂💀😂💀

@jaywatson8720 3 года назад

I did too. That was funny af

@avateraangshoe5025 3 года назад

I just imagined a GTA character doing that XD XD

@JAH-iu3yh 2 года назад

His knees were like a jacobs ladder

@dlenbeats7459 Год назад

Twerked my self down not way down to be precise ✌️☮️🕊️🏳️

@elli5907 Год назад

I really don't cry often, but imagining some bystander seeing that scene brought tears to my eyes xD

@ballistichorse6221 3 года назад

I love how on each joke, he starts with a calm low voice, and slowly gets louder and higher

@CaseyWinehouse 2 года назад

It’s actually kinda nuts how his story telling is like Ron White. Lulls you in with just a story among stories and then kinda goes where you think it’s going and then bam hard left we’re getting weird.

@ScrewedUpMusic 2 года назад

It's what every comedian does

@ballistichorse6221 2 года назад

@ Screwed Up Music Nah a lot of comedians have different delivery styles, and even if they do that it isn’t to the extent that he does.

@vanessawright5569 17 дней назад

I'll take that over comics screaming their punchlines

@getshwifty3101 3 года назад

Josh Johnson could be a great Miles Morales lmao. The tone, the awkwardness, the delivery. He is Live Action Miles.

@Icefireninja8 3 года назад

Yes. Need

@ajmartin6740 3 года назад

This comment needs to be seen

@darrickfranklin7096 3 года назад

But he doesn’t have the exaggerated swagger of a black teen.

@Naomimaerie 3 года назад

Indeed

@jamilbarbee6169 3 года назад

No miles is a cool nerd no offense but hes just the funny nerd

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

This beautiful woman with the afro is really funny I hope she is no longer hanging out with dale and the Klans.

@hausofblue5036 3 года назад

😭🤣

@ophiajahsoulworks6116 3 года назад

😂💜

@melanymanzaneres9349 3 года назад

@ophiajahsoulworks6116 3 года назад

Melany, it's a reference to an earlier story of Josh's about catfishing the KKK... it's amazing, you should look it up lol

@amogelangb.k.motswakae4622 3 года назад

💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

@danaharris2236 3 года назад

As someone who lacks black teen swagger this man taught me I don’t need to have black teen swagger. I just need to be myself. Love you brother 👍🏾😁

@FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад

Always be yourself, other folks be damned what they think. 😊

@isaac7116 2 года назад

That’s the corniest thing I have ever heard. Who tf said you have to be “cool” if you’re black?

@jasonlogan5765 2 года назад

Wtf LMAO

@toleble7301 2 года назад

@@isaac7116 I read another comment I think it's in reference to a game review about Miles Morales and it became a meme lol.

@terrifictomm 2 года назад

@@isaac7116 It's in the Contract you signed before birth. There can be only One Black Way To Be. Or were you not listening when Biden said, "If you vote for Trump, you ain't black!"?

@504CreoleCrystal 3 года назад

As a Louisianan...who has had her house broken into and her gun stolen, I laughed and cried at this!!! 😩😂🤣

@MisterUrbanWorld 2 года назад

Dang you be blastin like that!?

@kyle18934 2 года назад

how else are the ribbers going to protect their guns from the 9ther robbers. they have to have one as a decoy

@504CreoleCrystal 2 года назад

@@kyle18934 😂😂😂

@504CreoleCrystal 2 года назад

@@MisterUrbanWorld Nah I wouldn’t say that lol. It really was for protection 😆😂

@Visplight 2 года назад

Yup. those "this owner has a gun" signs are really just "Free Gun" ads.

@Regina-tk7zg 3 года назад

Looking at the clouds like a God fearing woman😂😂😂😂😂

@Holistretch 3 года назад

Haha Yep i died

@radleyknutson1347 2 года назад

that was hilarious

@awesome346 2 года назад

Jesus loves you!

@ellanina801 2 года назад

I mean, he is kinda pretty, not going to lie ❤️

@InnaVitamina777 2 года назад

Lol...makes me think of Sundays and red church 👒

@priyankabhadauria8965 3 года назад

Please give this man a Netflix special.

@fredcline8228 3 года назад

I was thinking he needs a movie...it can still be Netflix, though!

@robertfleischmann1688 3 года назад

Really? He’s decent but a special?

@drvrdraws 3 года назад

@@robertfleischmann1688 idk I really like his stand up

@nathangarcia6903 3 года назад

You must be his friend Because this man is not funny

@redcraig- 3 года назад

@@nathangarcia6903 Thats your opinion but tbh hes very underrated, his jokes are cool

@stabmejorge708 3 года назад

He looks like a teenager with a grown man's voice

@hummingbird_saltalamakia 3 года назад

His voice doesn't sound like a grown mans tho

@positivelight5226 3 года назад

That sounds like a grown man voice to you?? 😂

@sepehrmoviesetakhr3822 3 года назад

He sounds like a teenager too

@redwoodm 3 года назад

@Daniel Martin lmao somebodies got the voice of a little baby boy

@toxiik1829 2 года назад

Isn’t he like 30? 😂

@spire259 3 года назад

The afro protects his head for when he faints

@ClarityDetermination 2 года назад

Ha yeah I think a lot of us thought about that.

@I_can_do_20_push-ups 3 года назад

Dude’s super funny but the social distanced crowd makes it sound like he’s dying out there.

@thekevinfoster 3 года назад

True I think that’s what it was. Was a very good set that I thought should’ve had more laughs.

@jashanestone 3 года назад

Yeah. That threw me for a bit

@ZenQuagga 3 года назад

100% agree, he's a great stand up and his material is sharp, but his audience here apparently already died of Covid before he got there.

@amukunzi493 3 года назад

He wasnt that funny... in comparison to his earlier work I mean. Still good though.

@isidoreaerys8745 3 года назад

At 9:28 you can literally hear the crickets.

@ct2kxxx 3 года назад

He look like a young 70s Michael Jackson

@iseedivision5244 3 года назад

i was thinkin bob ross wit the jeans

@juicymiss87 3 года назад

@@iseedivision5244 😂🤣😂

@FabulousKilljoy917 3 года назад

Yo facts’

@xKalphax 3 года назад

I was about to say that

@YashRamisetty 3 года назад

but if mj was a body builder

@karikasumi888 2 года назад

'I was looking at the clouds like a God fearing woman. You're the one bothering me.' I'm dead. 🤣🤣🤣

@timmccarthy9917 10 месяцев назад

he's wearing a gray shirt with a black afro, then holding a microphone with a black stem and a grey top. It's like poetry, it rhymes

@msp4254 3 года назад

I don't understand, why does Josh still look 16 years old. Love the Afro

@ericaparker8636 3 года назад

You know what they say about good Black.

@joshuajones2268 3 года назад

Know what they say, "Black dont crack!." It's a blessing and a curse. (It's a curse when you look 16 but you're actually 24 trying to get a drink at a bar.)

@ericaparker8636 3 года назад

@@joshuajones2268 You have to master a look of existential dread

@singhpriyasha14 3 года назад

Wait... he isn't 16?!

@mikemosley3324 3 года назад

@@joshuajones2268 and getting pulled over but the police 🤦🏾

@e_paige 3 года назад

The fro is back! I thought this was an older special at first.

@Boyhead1973 3 года назад

It never left my friend...it never left :)

@Nchemp 3 года назад

i havent seen a fro in years so it tripped me out too at first lol.

@aboutashow 3 года назад

It grew so fast!

@LoganRexus 3 года назад

I thought so, too, until he mentioned lockdown.

@stacie7766 3 года назад

You can tell he's been working out a little too. But a lot, but enough to notice.

@georgespiggott5615 3 года назад

the fact that he got that volume of laughter from a socially distanced audience is actually impressive. it sounds like he bombed bc we're used to venues filled to capacity but he did really well!

@ohh2752 Год назад

Idk man by the sound of his ehh jokes, I feel like he actually bombed lol

@KOVIK 11 месяцев назад

@@ohh2752 The reason laugh tracks exist is because laughter makes up more comfortable laughing more. The less people in the room, the less laughter, the less comfortable each person is with laughing more. But the jokes were great. I'm home alone with no one around and actually laughing out loud.

@missobvious5436 3 года назад

This just gave me the terrifying realization that apparently, according to this video, in the USA, the sex ed teacher doesn't have to be the biology teacher If this is true, I fear.

@abtsjwih6947 3 года назад

Ours is also a librarian

@gigicilla7 2 года назад

Ours was our gym teacher

@cinammonstyx7622 2 года назад

Mine was an English teacher, I have literally no idea why it's not a bio teacher.

@Primalxbeast 2 года назад

It is odd, but considering that some states don't want sex ed taught at all, maybe they want someone who will give as little info as possible.

@haskinsak 2 года назад

Ours was our gym teacher and also she had a third job - she taught drivers Ed 😂

@stacie7766 3 года назад

Am I the only one that noticed he's been working out??? Look at his chest in that shirt. He's still not BIG, but he's definitely bigER. Plus the fro is back, and I'm loving it.

@rigira 3 года назад

@h.thumbsthomas5479 3 года назад

I was looking for this comment lol

@Oyinscorner 3 года назад

I was checking if anyone else noticed

@ethankramer7923 3 года назад

Ikr?! Like I was just thinking "Man's biceps be lookin BIG rn"

@dancingdalek6893 3 года назад

He's been working out, so that he can swing that axe ⛏️

@sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад

"Baby boi is not tight no more"😂😂😂 Always hilarious with this guy😂😂

@juicymiss87 3 года назад

😂🤣

@sarahdaniel9912 3 года назад

That's relatable smh this nose been run through last year 😔

@nicupetricas9718 3 года назад

Seriously though, Josh Johnson would be a perfect Miles Morales. The humor and the sort of awkward personality match perfectly

@Shelby20874 3 года назад

*Josh turns around* Me: "Damn he is a bad bitch from behind!"

@hostilemgtow603 3 года назад

The long, lost, comedian member of the Jackson 5 lol 😂 🕴.

@olayinkaodumbo5940 3 года назад

HeE HEe

@hahaha-pl7ev 3 года назад

Nobody else like this comment it has 666

@toussaintjulie3171 3 года назад

EXACTLY

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

Bieng the 1k like is too tempting to not do

@hostilemgtow603 3 года назад

@@baptismking7314 lol. 😁👍.

@jashanestone 3 года назад

The "stolen gun" set was remarkable 🤣🤣🤣

@Zmad724 3 года назад

Agreed and I like how he continued the bit all the way to (helping steal his own stuff) "It's my TV.....It's my car" Hilarious! 😂😂😂

@jashanestone 3 года назад

@@Zmad724 I was waiting for him to say; "and that's my girl!!" 😂😂😂

@albertor.6635 2 года назад

Mest up thing is someone he knew stole his gun

@Ms12369 3 года назад

He is straight up ADORABLE- both physically and verbally. His name should be Gush Johnson cause 😍🥰😍

@leaaugusta9924 9 дней назад

I know! When he said he was being cat called, I assumed as himself! 😅

@ewokorgy467 3 года назад

Please incorporate ur afro into the fainting joke " why u think i got this afro, cause its eiher this or a helmet"

@sja6331 3 года назад

Bravo 😆

@byahboy129 3 года назад

"yall are all doing a heroin level of job" lol

@shayboogie3682 3 года назад

This cracked me up!!! 😂🤣😅

@seeksolace2059 2 года назад

@@shayboogie3682" crack" huh....interesting that you said that

@callmema14 3 года назад

I gotta admit. I'm highly attracted to Josh. He fine!

@AhaItsMarii 3 года назад

Ditto girl

@mermaidtingzzz 3 года назад

Seriously. This faint-twerking man is handsome af!

@fmlAllthetime 3 года назад

Nice pfp btw.

@deathbyseatoast8854 3 года назад

S I M P

@Znijik 3 года назад

Lookin' bad in the back, but has a face that'll make your heart melt.

@caitlynford3001 3 года назад

Me: reads title “oh wow, I haven’t seen this one from him. How’d I miss this?” Josh: “wow, we did it. We made it this far” Me: “oh this is new. That’s why I haven’t seen it. He’s talking about Covid.”😂

@RrizIIDX 3 года назад

Bruh on God that was my exact mentality lol

@titysardonyx207 3 года назад

Same! Lol

@robbiegailh.2076 3 года назад

"Twerked myself down..." LOL

@Arshva 3 года назад

Twerked himself down!! I can't!!!

@ebonyharris4613 3 года назад

😅😂🤣

@Rvlyra67 2 года назад

The demonstration was perfect

@AllikRellik 3 года назад

He sounds like Donald Glover but look like a young Michael Jackson. Good shyt.

@TheWizardGamez 3 года назад

Exactly, I close my eyes and can hear Troy and Abed talking

@Duchess8838 2 года назад

Favors Nick Cannon too!

@purposedriventv 2 года назад

My exact thoughts!!!

@bt55 2 года назад

Spot on comment.

@lesterchestersylvestermolester 2 года назад

Michael Jackson looked better and had looser curl pattern

@caseyhauck7113 3 года назад

Josh: *mentions deep voiced baby* Me: *flashbacks to raising corpse tiktoks* “mother” Edit: I’m glad there are so many corpse fans🤣🤣

@nikkibagels2761 3 года назад

I THOUGHT THE SAME THING

@keysvds_theman_ 3 года назад

I was looking for this comment

@marianotmario5425 3 года назад

😂 YESSSS

@ging2005 3 года назад

I dont know if he looks like the microphone or the microphone looks like him...

@shakendriamurphy2302 3 года назад

Now damn.😂😂😂 rotf lmaooo

@mesidye 3 года назад

😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 wait I wasn’t ready 💀

@shakendriamurphy2302 3 года назад

@@mesidye thats how i felt when i had saw this i was not ready lol. Sad part is i still cant tell who is who and still lmao 😂😂😂

@LIBqueen 2 года назад

I can't unsee that!

@vc8089 2 года назад

Lmfao! You didn’t need to do him like that😂🤣

@racquelrobinson3030 3 года назад

That twerked myself down part had me. I think we can all learn something from Josh. Don't JUST tell a story to make other people laugh and feel good. Feel good about your own story, your memories, just enjoy yourself and be genuinely interested in what you're talking about. You can hear it in his tone. His vocie doesn't waver or buckle like he's insecure if a lot of people don't laugh. He just rides through it. And to me that makes him funnier. His own good mood is contagious.

@krzlcve 2 года назад

always smile along with him for real

@keane1644 3 года назад

Well my sex Ed teacher was pregnant so she might have had sex before. It also made the “use protection” part comedy gold

@queer-ios3155 3 года назад

My sex ed teacher pretended not to know what an abortion was when I asked-

@parker954 3 года назад

@@queer-ios3155 texas?

@queer-ios3155 3 года назад

@@parker954 New York

@parker954 3 года назад

@@queer-ios3155 NEW YORK? Wild.

@queer-ios3155 3 года назад

@@parker954 public school was a rollercoaster no one waited in line for

@deonduran9849 3 года назад

He grows the fro to protect his noggin from all those faints.

@tsg_frank5829 3 года назад

I'll never get tired of seeing this man's stand up

@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 3 года назад

Josh Johnson is going to be a phenomenal writer for some show one day, mark my words.

@idmann17 3 года назад

I believe that he writes for The Daily Show...

@BirdSarus100 3 года назад

I "liked" them instead.

@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 3 года назад

@@BirdSarus100 🤦🏿‍♂️Took me too long to get that joke 🤣

@deethenorda4188 3 года назад

He already is.

@seeksolace2059 2 года назад

@@vicksburgtomplsthemississi9127 i dont get it... 😭

@stanlibuda96 3 года назад

How can anyone so young be so incredibly good? He will be a joy for years to come ...

@zachl2965 3 года назад

hes like 30 lol

@steveconn 3 года назад

He's more nice and personable than funny, just sharing his awkwardness.

@user-lz9zw8gb9i 3 года назад

@@zachl2965 29 is young

@zachl2965 3 года назад

@Danny Alexander Sorry Danny

@funniebunnie4u 4 месяца назад

Omgosh! Look at Josh, with his little fro.... This is adorable.... And he's always funny! ❣️💜❣️💜❣️

@jayjellobean 2 года назад

"Doing a heroin level at your job" I'm dead! Nice to see Josh perform after COVID, don't know how I missed this!

@neen42 3 года назад

The audience did not appreciate the nose joke nearly enough

@DVD927 3 года назад

Wendy stop stalking me lol

@DVD927 3 года назад

It’s your auntie

@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 3 года назад

@Nehemiah Cha im glad you appreciate these comments. i love comments like this and its refreshing to see someone who likes them too

@starwarfan8342 3 года назад

The audience is small. Socially distanced

@hainleysimpson1507 3 года назад

It's funny I live in Jamaica and our rate of infection is low so is the death rate.

@novanironstine6359 3 года назад

He's shaking off the lockdown rust but it's still a funny set. What a talented comic

@aPandorasboxofmusic 3 года назад

Yeah but to be fair, it must be weird with the limited crowd. It must be hard for him to gauge how well his jokes are landing so it must mess up his timing. He'd be killing it if it was a full crowd.

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

@@aPandorasboxofmusic I am glad someone understand comedy

@dbboykid10 3 года назад

@@aPandorasboxofmusic yeah kinda felt like he was rushing to the next joke sometimes cause he couldn't gauge the audience too well

@aPandorasboxofmusic 3 года назад

@@baptismking7314 Ugh I'm disgusted with how many times I said "It must" in that comment lol but thank you.

@CiaoColeG 3 года назад

I noticed that too. The flow needs work, but good material.

@MowjiSukisyo-TheOneAndOnly 3 года назад

At my school. sex ed was part of the bioligy class. Very simple. A few weeks and we knew all about the birds and the bees and some. Good education about sex is key. It prevents a lot of unnessesary pregnancies.

@NAConen 3 года назад

Hearing him talk about his nose test made my nose start twitching and I sneezed.

@mireya6763 3 года назад

I swear every time a video of him is uploaded he looks like a whole new person.

@wayneko2682 3 года назад

I like how comfy the background is.

@addimess6297 3 года назад

“It came out fully cooked” 😭😭😭🤣

@gracejones4295 3 года назад

*Everyone in the comments: The fro is back!!* *Me: so Josh do you still talk to Dale and the clans?* Only the real ones will know this reference

@-Anjel 3 года назад

The ribs are GOOD tho

@Tonyhouse1168 3 года назад

Gotta get that bbq

@srchamb05 3 года назад

The fact that my PE teacher was my Sex Ed. teacher in high school just cracked me right tf up @ 11:10 🤣🤣🤣

@stacie7766 3 года назад

The used our P.E teachers as the Sex Ed teacher in middle school. The first day was the female teacher talking to the girls, and the male teacher with the boys. The second day, it was all of us together. It was weird, all the boys were staring at the girls in disgust for most of the hour.

@jashanestone 3 года назад

@@stacie7766 🤣🤣🤣

@jashanestone 3 года назад

@@stacie7766 the fact that I raised a daughter now has me seeing things entirely different.. 💪🏾💯

@lizzie4221 3 года назад

literally every sex ed teacher I had was a PE teacher lmao

@jaycomplexkidrandle1889 3 года назад

We had ours during PE, but they had women coming in to teach us instead. I don't remember if we had some of those classes with the girls or not, but I remember the last day with one of the women with they're chest all out. I was thinking, "I don't think this is the best place to have that; do you know what you are doing right now?"

@baileybrake7605 3 года назад

I've missed Josh Johnson vids so much

@jazminrice7889 2 года назад

My son was 22 inches and quarter when he was born . I can confirm that these babies are coming out weirdly long as hell!

@faith9196 3 года назад

the deep voice baby has me CRYING. i love this guy. crowd sounds so weak though😭

@sailaab 3 года назад

that.. twerking while falling/ fainting bit😆😆👌 really cracked me ..enough for me to no longer be able to fully control my bladder!

@Jonathan-pl7fo 3 года назад

We all know he’s funny, but does he have that exaggerated swagger ?

@sethsharp5463 3 года назад

It's giving me Goose Bumps

@sechabatheletsane9784 3 года назад

I dono, yeah he black but hes not a teen ya know

@x_VineM_x 3 года назад

😆😆

@theyfeeltheboy 3 года назад

that of a young black teen?

@grayhackinson9722 3 года назад

you couldn't mean... the exaggerated swagger of a black teen?

@HiNinqi 3 года назад

This whole clip is so funny. The title sucks tho.

@stacie7766 3 года назад

I agree. The sex-ed part was funny, but the rest was definitely better. Especially being mistaken for a sexy black woman. Which on that note, the first time I saw him in a thumbnail, I thought he was a sexy black chick. I still think he's sexy though.

@eidolor 3 года назад

He’s always so good dude

@joereadel 3 года назад

Yeah it ruins a pretty good punchline

@justice4all718 3 года назад

I think it's because it was the last joke so in order to keep you tuned in to find out the story they do that.

@feeelah 3 года назад

Tbh the title made me click, so I think they won

@Amy-de8hv 3 года назад

Now that he's losing his Southern accent he sounds kind of like Donald Glover

@suvistoor 2 года назад

i watched one of his first performances when he started stand up and he has dramatically improved and found his flow, i really enjoyed this!! good for you josh🥳

@kxfigo6162 3 года назад

Hair goalsss🔥🔥

@kookooforjooniepuffs4666 3 года назад

@Malachi the deul master you think it’s that easy😭

@fredit123456789 3 года назад

I was almost 60cm long and 6kg heavy when I was born. The nurses would apparently come by my mom's room just to see if it was true that there was such a huge baby in there. My mom's first reaction was to say "what a tiny cute baby" and the nurse just responded by asking her if she was insane and then promptly stated that I was not a tiny cute baby but a huge monster.

@pape123123 3 года назад

I almost fell down my chair from laughing when he said it was hard getting a gun.

@rs-ej7ln 3 года назад

He literally always delivers great materials! We need his two hour special!!

@MsZephyra 3 года назад

He's so original and clever. What is up with that sleepy audience? Ugh

@kaileighhh1466 3 года назад

It’s social distance therefore you won’t hear them.

@christinelynois7336 3 года назад

Right???they’re so dead when he’s spitting bangers

@shrekonion8307 3 года назад

1. There is a limited audience because of obvious reasons 2. The audience is probably spread out because of social distancing 3. The audience is probably further back to protect the performer and therefore away from the microphone Its not a coincidence that this was made during the outbreak and the audience is suddenly his quietest

@MegaTowboater 3 года назад

Definitely heard another comic do the stolen gun joke before...

@apeshitclothing 3 года назад

@@MegaTowboater was it Amy Schumer?

@relaxingnaturesounds2339 3 года назад

The bit about selecting a sex Ed teacher is 100% accurate.

@jekkt 3 года назад

lmao thats fucked. here in germany we cover sex ed in biology so ur teacher still might be a loser but atleast you get accurate information lol

@peachpanda96 3 года назад

I love this man so much and I’m so happy to see him put out more stand up amidst all the chaos

@damarisrod 3 года назад

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while great job man 😂

@ClaireHaire 3 года назад

I kept scrolling down to see other comments and I realized it's just the 12 of us. Great set.

@285runt 3 года назад

32 now

@oscarm95 3 года назад

71 now

@jashanestone 3 года назад

101

@dreharrison352 3 года назад

154

@andrewgarofoli1661 3 года назад

194

@tolkienblack6602 3 года назад

Ngl i still want him to get the Netflix special...but I want him to drop his skincare routine more

@18missmm 3 года назад

I'm so glad he's back! I love his comedy. ❤️

@rosiearts7199 3 года назад

He is seriously one of my favorite comedians. This dudes hilarious

@dantu5377 3 года назад

How did they identify a needle as an heroin needle? It could be a needle to inject insulin.

@fvfr6294 3 года назад

Really... that's what you took from this?? 🙆🏾‍♀️

@aceofpentacles2k 3 года назад

Also, dont they look different? Like idk I think an insulin needle looks pretty special

@isabelladesouzaleao9662 3 года назад

Insulin syringes are special insulin dosing syringes. You're very unlikely to confuse a legit insulin syringe with anything else.

@raggedymuffinz 3 года назад

I’m pretty sure if it was an insulin needle, the person it belonged to would be pretty quick to say, “hey, that’s my diabetes treatment... not heroin” because there was *definitely* an emergency meeting about this.

@scarlettgulden8170 3 года назад

Insulin needles are not different looking than heroin needles, users use insulin needles because you can buy them over the counter at the pharmacy with no prescription but heroins black and insulins clear so it would be obvious it was used for drugs

@ketercognitohazard 3 года назад

That "heroin at work" bit was hilarious. The crowds response was totally inappropriate for the material.

@Paulnopanic 3 года назад

I think it’s just since they’re distanced it sounds like that

@SocialliSimple 3 года назад

I'm laughing so hard through the entire video.. my ribs are killing me 🤣🙌🏽

@princesscowplant398 3 года назад

He's so adorable and super funny, I always love his content 💕

@kgreygrey6491 3 года назад

Dang he looks so handsome

@IHopeThisHauntsU 3 года назад

Double cheeked up on a Tuesday afternoon

@Happypheat 3 года назад

I love how he describes axes by length and not weight lmfao

@mattieRcox 3 года назад

He’s amazing. Freaking love this guy.

@champ1159 3 года назад

He's my favourite comedian

@zodiv2474 3 года назад

Nami mntana se khaya.🤣

@champ1159 3 года назад

@@zodiv2474 Awe, fellow South African

@nduduzogasa5289 3 года назад

@@champ1159 ubani u Amy manje

@stevenpendragon 3 года назад

Someone's been doing push-ups

@princessstewart8196 2 года назад

I swear, stand up comedians have some of the funniest stories to tell. It's like whatever power that holds our universe together made their lives interesting so that they have entertaining stories to tell. God bless for that 💖

@lordgiacomos2551 3 года назад

"I can smell when something happened." Sounds like you got one of Wolverine's powers. Not any of the immortality though

@FWDSUXARSE 2 года назад

He's got the slow aging going though. Keep in mind wolverine was over 100 years old and dude looked like mid thirties. 😊

@oscarclarke2653 3 года назад

This feels like Miles Morales from an alternate universe

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

He is back with the fro and the only person to come out of the pandemic looking younger and light skinned

@SCSilk 3 года назад

I’m two shades lighter. Thanks Covid!

@baptismking7314 3 года назад

@@SCSilk Because you escaped summer temperature

@SCSilk 3 года назад

@@baptismking7314 ha. It was 90 all summer. I’ve been inside since March. I’m so happy to be cold.

@messiejessie913 3 года назад

This guy just get better and better! I'm ready for his Netflix special!

@possiblymad8226 3 года назад

This man has grown so much as a comedian. I'm a proud fan.

@SpontaneousPost 3 года назад

We LOVE a Josh Johnson special

@Rhekon 3 года назад

I do the post up too. It can't be helped. My fro has never been that glorious though. 10/10 hair.

@MsNanceePants 3 года назад

"I wasn't doing anything! I was looking at the clouds like a God-fearin' woman." 😂😂😂

@Work2022- 4 месяца назад

Love Josh!! Killing it all the time!! 🤣😂

@Dr.MikeGranato 3 года назад

So happy to see the return of the fro! He’s one of the most hilarious comedians alive imo, it’s really too bad (but understandable) that the crowd has to be so thin. But he still slayed a small crowd in a large room!

@pughconsulting 3 года назад

Shovels and axes are still hard to come by at the big box stores.

@dreharrison352 3 года назад

Sounds like the perfect times for serial killers.

@asiliaafricananimalranch8484 3 года назад

I am hoarding shovels, it's my retirement plan.. End of days and everyone who don't have a shovel will be buying/trading from me..

@bee413 3 года назад

I work at a hardware store and we have a ton of axes and shovels in stock, and we were never really out of stock for them from march to now

@pughconsulting 3 года назад

Digging shovels are sold out at the closest 6 Home Depot's. Went to lowes and they had only 1 brand available. Can't get any Razorbacks hardly anywhere locally.

@bee413 3 года назад

@@pughconsulting really? Huh. Idk, i work at an Ace and we haven’t had any issues with those.