The DEFINITIVE Mario Kart Double Dash Course Rankings 

So in the video I proudly proclaimed that DK Mountain “hasn’t been seen” since Mario Kart Wii… and within a couple of hours of uploading this video, Nintendo announced that DK Mountain is coming to Mario Kart Tour. Thanks for the track, Nintendo, but also thanks for making me look stupid!

Whoever decided to scatter Mario Kart rankings in between this Counting Expert video is a genius!

The interesting thing about Baby Park is that it relies heavily on the Boswer Shell to make it chaotic. Other renditions of Baby Park just don't hit like Double Dash's Baby Park does. It's an S tier Double Dash track but a B tier at best in other games

Mate!!! I started watching this video and couldn’t put it down. Perhaps it’s my love for Double Dash in particular… BUT this videos quality is fantastic. Seriously, well done. One of the best ranking videos I’ve seen. 🎉👑

I would literally cry my eyes out if this game gets a remaster. My childhood😂

I never played double dash before, but this video was so enjoyable that I still watched it anyways. Great job!

Wow this is a great video GameGuy! I especially liked your numbers expert; I think he did a very handsome job. I was so hype to hear what number came after 9 when counting down from 16! I hope we get to see him again for some more counting. One thing, I was shocked to see Toad Circuit wasn't on your top 16. Just because it's not in double dash doesn't mean you can't rank it first in this video.

There is a GCN track in wave 6 of 8DX, my hope is Bowser Castle from GCN which will logic if the next one is Wii Rainbow Road

Double Dash was awesome, my favorite is probably Yoshi circuit

I don’t necessarily agree with the ranking. I’d have Dry Dry Desert (although I don’t like the remake) and Mushroom City much higher. And Waluigi Stadium and Baby Park much lower. The video was really well produced and well justified though, you’ve earned a new sub!

I played MKDD so much I could beat the 50CC with my feet just for fun. My go to combo was Bowser Jr + Diddy Kong + the train kart. It was super light, but small and the specials were awesome!! I'd pay $60 for a MKDD remaster. Heck, I paid $60 for a Sunshine remaster and got two other games as a bonus.

The number guy made me laugh like a big dumb baby

The new game room set up looks amazing!!!!

The Pipe Shortcut in Mushroom Bridge is brilliant to use less so for actually taking a shortcut, because lets be honest its not a shortcut, and more for getting the guaranteed double item box. I play this game with my Uncle every year, whenever we get this track we instantly go down that path, hope we fall down to last place, get the powerful items and basically fight back up to first place. Also its where the Bomb Cars appear from (I assume to replace any that get blown up)

16: Dry Dry Desert (Tornados, Whirlpool, Pokeys) 15: Sherbet Land (Slippery Ice Physics, Freezies, Shy Guys) 14: Mario Circuit (Goombas, Bumps, Chain Chomp) 13: Luigi Circuit (No Barrier, Boost Panels, Chain Chomp) 12: Peach Beach (Cattaquacks, Pipe Shortcut, Water, Piantas) 11: Wario Colosseum (Fire Wheels, Spiraly, Bottomless Pit) 10: Baby Park (Mass Chaos, Oval Layout, Short, 7 Laps) 9: Rainbow Road (Spiraly Road, Boosts, Stars, No Guardrails) 8: Mushroom City (Cars, Bomb Cars, Wiggler Buses, Split Paths) 7: Waluigi Stadium (Fire Wheels, Piranha Plant, Mud) 6: Bowser’s Castle (Bowser Statue, Firebars, Thwomps) 5: DK Mountain (Cannon, Boulders, Cliff, Bridge, Shortcut) 4: Yoshi Circuit (Piranha Plants, Yoshi Shaped, Shortcuts) 3: Daisy Cruiser (Cannon, Pool, Moving Tables, Split Paths) 2: Dino Dino Jungle (Dinosaur, Water Geysers, Narrow Bridge) 1: Mushroom Bridge (Shortcut, Cars, Bomb Cars, Wiggler Buses)

Awesome video! Your vids have always been great but this stands out - really entertaining to watch! Oh, and congrats on almost hitting 1k! You're going to smash this RU-vid thing :)

Cool video dude. I would have probably ranked one or two of those a little differently, but you have a good list nonetheless. Even though you have Daisy Cruiser ranked at 9th, it’s the one course I’m really hoping comes back in the MK8D Booster Course Pass DLC. Daisy Cruiser is my all time favorite Mario Kart track!

now we just need the DEFINITIVE custom tracks of Mario Kart Double Dash list...kidding obviously but splendid rankings video! ❤❤

I’m getting this game soon and I’m so excited amazing ranking

You deserve way more attention !

"hasn't really been seen since then" and was announced this same day to appear on MK Tour

Excellent ranking, GameGuy53. The video was beautifully edited, very funny, and the tracks were very thoughtfully ranked. The ranking had clear points, was agreeable, and felt based on a more objective perspective on what each track added to the game itself. I would generally agree that this video warrants its title as being called a definitive ranking for these tracks. Mario Kart Double Dash!! may only have 16 tracks, but every track feels like it brought something different and unique to the selection to justify its inclusion. It really feels like there is at least one track here that satisfies everyone’s diverse array of personal tastes. I wouldn’t swap out a single track for another. I’ve been working on a really thorough and critical analysis of the entire Mario Kart series, and I think it would be a fun activity to add some of my own commentary about the courses in this ranking. I would mainly respond to questions asked in the video itself and offer some further validation and critiques for certain tracks and their overall ranking. I haven’t made a commentary video for another channel’s content before, but this video was really well done and genuinely stood out to me to make me really interested in potentially doing that. I’d love for your permission for me to consider making that sort of direct response video. It sounds like a pretty fun project for me to be able to add to the conversation. - Noah

I love a good Mario kart video by GameGuy53 Wow what a good game, guy! You lawyer you

Bowser’s Castle, and Baby Park. Hot takes you have but Bowsers is easily top 3 my guy, and baby park is 8

Double Dash Is My Favorite Mario Kart Game If Not Video Game Of All Time I Really Enjoyed The Original And While The Courses Coming Back As Retros In Future Games Are A Hit Or Miss For Me Like In The DS And Possibly Maybe WiiU/Switch Until We Get New Courses For The BCP I Love These Courses My Favorite Course Is Probably Rainbow Road Mushroom City Or Wario Colosseum Which Is Kinda Sad When You Realize They Haven’t Been Remade

Interesting ranking, and the quality of the video itself was very strong I must say👌🏼 my own ranking would be: 16. Sherbet Land 15. Dry Dry Desert 14. Rainbow Road 13. Bowser’s Castle 12. Baby Park 11. Luigi Circuit 10. Mario Circuit 9. Peach Beach 8. Wario Colosseum 7. Yoshi Circuit 6. Mushroom City 5. DK Mountain 4. Dino Dino Jungle 3. Mushroom Bridge 2. Daisy Cruiser 1. Waluigi Stadium

"A counting expert. He knows every single number." Liked and subbed lol

My man put my least favorite mario track in the entire series at #1

Very well done video! The production quality is high and I was engaged throughout! Definitely some great work, you deserve more subscribers for sure!

I’m proud of you double dash rainbow, Road at least you got 🥉 🎉😊

13:31 still one of my absolute favorite tracks! I'm not as much of a fan of some of the design changes in the remake but I'm glad we got it back I can still almost remember the first time I played it

Wow, this is one of the best Mario Kart rankings I've ever seen! I don't agree with Mushroom Bridge/City though

Brilliant video

Baby Park is and will always will be the worst track in the entire series

Baby Park is the fundamental equivalent of losing your mind

7:06 "At the time, MKDD was the only 3D Mario Kart released." MK64: Am I a joke to you?

Daisy Cruiser at 9 is nuts

Great video! I know you did a ranking of all the cups based off of your system but do you have a favorite cup to race in general? Also I really wish they'd bring back the all cup tour mode I know with 96 tracks it would be way too much in the modern iteration but it would be cool to just pick like your top five cups and then just race all of them

Double dash is an awesome game!! What a great ranking list too :) My personal favourite track in this game is wario colosseum

Watching this video got me thinking I’m glad I have 2 copies of this game definitely double dash dabs and pizza night!

13:19 there's also a helicopter shaped like Yoshi which doesn't come back in the remakes for some reason

Loved the video great camera quality and cool gaming room setting that looks really professional, 2 things though if you could mention why your 8-2 rankings didn’t rank higher that would be good and baby park sucks

Awesome video! Wished I discover your channel earlier, well we’re here now :p

My man is a great value scott the woz, great video!

2:23 I feel like there had to be something else intended for that that got cut during development

You should stream games someday, that would be cool to watch you do a livestream and playing some video games at the same time

My list would go like this 16 - Baby Park 15 - Sherbet Land 14 - Wario Colosseum 13 - Dry Dry Desert 12 - Peach Beach 11 - Mario Circuit 10 - Dino Dino Jungle 9 - Mushroom City 8 - Luigi Circuit 7 - bowsers Castle 6 - Rainbow Road 5 - Yoshi Circuit 4 - Mushroom Bridge 3 - Daisy Cruiser 2 - Waluigi Stadium 1 - DK Mountain

I actually really like Bowser’s castle in this game! It’s got a bunch of satisfying turns and is the right amount of challenging yet still fun! Probably my second favorite behind Peach Beach!

Ok, this video is so enjoyable to watch... Baby Park supremacy is coming

great picks i do love me some mushroom bridge though :(

No way Dry Dry Desert can be that high

This game was just on my mind but that room is amazinggg!!!!

I feel that Double Dash has the strongest base roster of tracks in the series. It's hard to pick one that doesn't feel great because they all pretty much do. I'd choose Dry Dry Desert for it being the most generic.

This video is amazing and well made, even if I disgagree with so much of the placements (Especially since Baby Park is the worst Mario Kart Track) but you got a new subscriber

Going from 3 straight to 1... how could you do the counting expert dirty like that, man?

mushroom bridge is a A tier and deserved better than what we got from ds.

I missed out on Double Dash due to no one I knew having a gamecube... Went from Mario Kart 64 straight into Mario Kart Wii. Still looking for a GameCube to this day though

Oh my goodness there's a tunnel in Yoshi Circuit? No wonder why my friends always beat me in that race 😞 And every other one :,-(

You called the tracks a "race" so many times this video lol. Enjoyed your ranking though!

Mostly agree, but cannot agree with where you put boswers castle. That is one of the best bowser castles/tracks made! Its up there with wii and 8, sure the colour scheme is a bit dull, but track itself is very good

the Cassle drive up you mentioned in n64 mk was not on Mario circuit. It was on royal raceway

Hope to see Mk Wii & 8 ranking videos.. High Tier stuff

Yoshi Circuit has shown up 3 times not including 8 deluxe

maybe im just nostalgia blind to gcn bowsers castle but i love that track its one of my faves from double dash

Bowsers castle is fucking good, easy top 5.

common baby park W

This ranking is trash. True ranking right here. 16. Luigi Circuit 15. Mario Circuit 14. Dry Dry Desert 13. Waluigi Stadium 12. Mushroom City 11. Peach Beach 10. Baby Park 9. Mushroom Bridge 8. Yoshi Circuit 7. Sherbet Land 6. DK Mountain 5. Daisy Circuit 4. Dino Dino Jungle 3. Rainbow Road 2. Bowser Castle 1. Wario Colosseum and it isn’t even close

Why is Double Dash exclusive on Gamecube this game never re realeased except on emulators

Baby Park is the worst Mario kart track ever. How Can it be second on your top?

Can you do Mario kart Wii tracks next

4:28 jumpscare warning

Nice

Mushroom bridge being 2nd wors is a LITERAL crime 😭

I just unlocked king boo and Petey this game is so good

@GameGuy53 Dude, did you watch the Nintendo Direct yesterday? A _Yoshi’s Island_ themed course is coming to wave 4, AND Birdo is going to be a playable, unlockable character!

Hey there! First time viewer here! And instant sub ✌️ I loved the characters, the presentation of your work it's so fresh and high quality 🙏 Also thank you for acknowledging Mario Kart Tour 🥲

new vid yipe

I don't know why but I have always found Mario Circuit to be the 2nd greatest Mario Circuit in the series

1. dk mnt 2. dino dino jungle 3. sherbert land

I would put Baby Park in 12th

@GameGuy53 In 8 Deluxe, Baby Park _really_ looks like a baby park. *Awesome.* The DS version is the most nostalgic for me, as that Mario Kart is not only the first I’ve ever played, but also the first _video_ game I’ve ever played. The music is also nostalgic. Luigi Circuit was in Mario Kart DS (how could you *NOT* mention that, dude?!), and the DS rendition of the music for that course I enjoy WAY more than the original GameCube music. I know a s***ton about Mario Kart and about Mario in general.

17:33 mario kart ds left the chat

what about the other 80 tracks

I want boswers castle on mk 8 😢

Mushroom Bridge worse than dry dry desert?

Very surprised to see Peach Beach as high as it is. That’s by far my least favorite. Also Mushroom City > Moonview Highway >>>>>> Toad’s Turnpike Btw no way in hell is Waluigi Stadium better than Wario Colosseum. It’s not even close. Lol

Is it just me or Sherbet Land is super annoying and has terrible music? I would put it in 15, personally

That title is so wrong lmao. 8 Deluxe is the true definite MK. Or depending on what kind of person you are. Tour can be classed as a ‘definitive’ Mario Kart game. Double Dash though? It was good for its time, but it’s not that good anymore

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Nice ranking but the cuts to that weird guy are kinda cringy

I know you did this ranking on a personal level but I completely disagree with you Baby Park is my least favourite course in the franchise and main reason why Double Dash can’t be my favourite despite my favourite Course being Dino Dino Jungle. (I love Noshi very much, she’s the best)🦕💗 My Ranking: 16: Baby Park 15: Luigi Circuit 14: Mario Circuit 13: Mushroom Bridge 12: Yoshi Circuit 11: Peach Beach 10: Dry Dry Dessert 9: Sherbet Land 8: Wario Coliseum 7: Waluigi Stadium 6: Mushroom City 5: Rainbow Road 4: DK Mountain 3: Bowser’s Castle 2: Daisy Cruiser 1: Dino Dino Jungle

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I politely disliked this video