The Devs Paid Me to Obliterate Nerds in War Thunder 

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The game where accurate modals are more important than not committing treason

New players beware: It takes literal years to get to 11.0, I have 2000 hours of gameplay and I have reached 9.7

"Gaijin was kind enough to supply me with infinite money" 15 million SL Wait till you find out how much those high tier vehicles and crew training costs...

Martin being the authentic tank experience by having his room be uncomfortably hot to be in I see

Major warning: if you are thinking about getting into War Thunder, do not expect to play the big boy stuff right away unless you throw hundreds of dollars at it instantly. The grind in this game is borderline impossible if you don’t spend money.

Watching him slowly lose his will to live while playing was the most accurate representation of this game

Me, an addict with 1500 hours in WT watching Martin instantly get 11.3: 🗿🗿 We need a WT viewer stream now

To be fair here is a better description of modes: Arcade: you've just started playing, you're enjoying the game and unlocking the first vehicles. You feel like a god fighting all those tanks without being penetrated once. However, prices for new vehicles are rising fast. Realistic Battles: you've gone too far. You started taking the game seriously and wanting to go further. You notice that there's this mode that gives more than 2x the amount of rewards that you usually get in arcade battles. "A blessing!", you think. You soon realise how big the War Thunder iceberg actually is. All that power that once you felt, slowly disappears as you get more and more aware of how many bots you fought in Arcade without realising. If arcade is a game to have fun, realistic is a challenge, a war zone, a place where 2 teams go in and only 4 people are expected to survive. Simulator: you've mastered the power of suffering. You are now one of the big nerds that don't play to have fun, just to ruin everybody else's fun. So you confine in these hyper difficult and "realistic" battles where nobody will ever insult you for "smurfing" or being a nerd, because if you are not a nerd, this mode will slowly kill your soul.

"What could you ask for..." *ENDLESS GRIND IS UPON YOU* Either donate your hard earned cash to the snail or...grind your heart out I spent enough time in that game

Gotta love all of us experienced War Thunder players basically commenting, "Absolutely wonderful video Martin, reminds me of the worst years of my life. Good times, fantastic job!"

14:10 is that a drg ost? The attack of the glyphids? FOR ROCK AND STONE!!!

4:17 that's got to be the best pilot I have ever seen

War thunder may be free, but you pay the price with your soul

I promised I'd never give gaijin any more money but the idea of having FROG decal is extremely tempting

Attack the D point! No. Attack the D point! Attack the D point! Thank you! No Attack the D point! Attention to the designated grid square! (D7) Yes. Attack the D point!

I’m so proud of you for playing this game I’ve dedicated my life to it

I like how he casually flies one of the RAREST planes in the game, and say: "this is sick" :D

I love how he enjoys the game at the beginning of the video and the rage intervals start shortening just as the minutes pass by. Welcome to Warsuffer!

14:09 I hyped out when I heard drg music

3:06 SWAG

Its always weird to see Marty in ‘’human’’ form

Advice for new players, don't go for the carrot on the stick. Don't rush to top tier, it's not fun. Enjoy the journey and all the unique vehicles the games has to offer.

11:49 TECHNICALLY not a lie... the room is APPROACHING the temperature of the sun (but it is still several thousand degree colder, but it IS APPROACHING) :D

3:39 why did he sound like mickey mouse for a second there lmao

1:11 "get shot in the ammo... don't die because the shell decided to not make any shrapnel at all"

As a fellow war thunder player I can say with confidence that this man has definitely more than 7 hours of play in the game. He knows how to maneuver planes and alternate between mouse and keyboard controls, he knows how to efficiently use binoculars. He knows what's happening basically

Finally he’s back and is looking even less alive 0:57

I’m so glad you got to experience the true pain of WT Mart. Great video as always

“No signs of stopping” warns evolutionary biologist: With new video about money and modern warfare, Martincitopants continues his slow evolution into Dick Cheney

Im expecting the devs at War Thunder to just say "We dont know who you are, and how you got those credits."

"so I picked randomly" he says, showing us the best America has to offer at that BR

5:50 Rockets. Missiles have lock on but same difference

Martin is the only RU-vidr to convince me to play a game without even trying

Indeed, the frog has committed 50 warcrimes and you saw each one, you are now his target

Bro was really using High Explosive as his primary shell 10:54

I appreciate that Steaming Martin is just as enjoyable as RU-vid Martin and that his personality is left mostly unchanged. No facades anywhere in site.

I, myself a war thunder player with almost 600hrs on this game, watching martin play was pure pain and agony

This is a near perfect representation of how each tier is for new players

the su-25 frogfoot with the frog decal be a vibe frfr

tier 4.7 : this is the french EBR, tank on wheel, peek speed 105mk/h /w 75mm canon, "light" tank but pack a serious punch (ebr stand for armoured reconnaissance vehicle).

2:20, bros driving the Skyrim opening sequence he even got the asleep dude.

As a War Thunder Player who has played for 2700 hours I can safely say this game is ..... ye it's alright

You learned the key rule of warthunder pretty quick, it’s about sick kills not the objective

13:48 best moment

As someone with easily 1200 hours in this game if not more, it always is interesting seeing someone new to the game. Just feels kinda crazy to me to think about how people get confused by all the controls yet I find them to be second nature and do it without thinking. Especially since I do play high BRs pretty often so basically my entire keyboard is in use.

14:39 I can hear the Music in the back Screaming " *ROCK AND STONE* "

Good Martin: *SIT* Evil Martin: *STAND*

The eye lasers going in different directions is ingeniously funny

Martin being surprised when he’s in a SPAA and shoots and hits a plane “😮”

14:00 Attak Of The Glphids from Deep Rock Galactic

9:00 bro sounded like he was waiting for ages and was relived when the plane went down💀

3:28 I kept looking at the screen wondering "what the fuck does he mean with a ladder image?" until you let out the funniest shit I have ever witnessed in a while

Another certified masterpiece from the Frogman.

This man lived the dream I still fight for, every vehicle

YOOOO, MARTIN PLAYING WAR THUNDER?! Let's go dude. Gonna be a great video.

5:28 Y'know, Martin, I think it's not doing any damage because it's an *anti-aircraft vehicle.*

Might I recommend: Swedish gremlin vehicles Included: -instant reload anti tank rockets (U-SH 405) -literal wedge tank that refuses to die (Strv 103) -155mm HE shell with 3.2s reload (Bkan 1C) -SPGs that have absolutely no right being in such a low BR (Spj fm/43-44 and BT-42)

3:06 , SWAG

Oh no the snail has claimed him, we need to retrieve him back before its too late

13:00 the quintessential upper tier ground RB experience

I like how Martin is basically bullying the devs yet they still pay him

Martin approaching an enemy tank at 9:44 : Hello there Me, completely pogging out of my mind: *G E N E R A L K E N O B I*

Yo I love you bro your boosts are so helpful love the content thank you so much💯

War Thunder is definitely a game of all time

As a person who's been playing this game for 4 years this video was so fun to watch because of how much you struggled XD, especially in RB battles.

martincito u make a 16 min ad fun i luv u

What’s that, you can’t remember every keybind in war thunder? That sounds like a SKILL ISSUE -every warthunder sweat in existence

2:41 I DID NOT FUCKING EXPECT JUNGLE JAPES TO START PLAYING BUT HOLY SHIT IT SLAPS

I just love when "Attack Of The Glyphids" kicked in and he rock and stoned all over the enemies

9:54, so no one is going to talk about the fact that the devs gave him (while temporarily), a 2 thousand dollar marketplace tank????

Is it just me or is the background music around 2:28 was from a Donkey Kong: County Returns level?

The mad lad returns!

Watching your experience with ground RB validates my own in ways you cannot imagine.

Glad your back

Bro that must be nice to be able to play and enjoy whatever vehicle you want instantly

0:31 🅱️🅾️🅰️✝️

Man, can't believe we get to see this Frorgus' military deployment in classic Wart Hunter fashion.

5:14 "i'm spawning in this thing" well, what is that thing, martin?, WHAT IS THAT THING! it is beautiful, armed to the teeth with its (approximately) 26 rockets, its impeccable range, and the fact the the rockets go boom, it is a masterpiece of military creation.(ignoring the fact that using all of the rockets point blank can't even destroy a tank) but still, it is more beautiful than the 'Mona Lisa', it will forever hold a special place in my memory. (but to be honest, it would have looked even better with your decal on it Martin)

5:40 "ammo stowage" uwu

Ah yes the game where classified documents are just a way to stop an internet argument

Yeah! He’s back!

That was a very smooth intro into the ad

This video perfectly encapsulates the wart hunter experience

Please god don’t make him give up his life like this

as a person with free will and not held hostage i want to say that this is a best video ever made

Good music choice at the end with DRG

God damn you gotta post more this video made me happy

Realistic is the way to go for sure. Even for casuals. The rewards are much higher and the chance of getting immediately seen and killed are very slightly lower.

14:15 Listen Mart if youre gonna use DRG music you could as well do a vid on it. You deserve happiness......and utter bug genocide through warcrimes

the reason why martin was so good in air battles is PREMIUM BIAS

The snail claims another

that shot on the bomber with the german doom truck was legitimately pretty impressive. That or I'm just easily impressed/suck at leading because I fly zeros and therefore have no idea how to hit things beyond 200 yards.

3:20 whos gonna tell him 80% of players play realistic

That flank around 4:00 - in RB you would have wiped the entire enemy team there, because in Arcade everyone instantly knows where you are lel

This was a an unexpected surprise, but a welcome one

Watching him play war thunder is the true pain

5:13 - Mart spawns in literally one of the worst known vehicles in the game 😵

Respect this man playin a game for more than 6 hours well done

“Ze Dicker Max is the finest tank in all of Ze vorld!”