@Peter Evans nah the original commenter is right. When you are around people who dont have the self respect to act properly in public or dress themselves you can consider yourself different from then. You might be there for the same reason yes, but the way you act while you are there makes you different.
@@noneyabusiness1161 Even with Dementia. i haven't stepped foot since the black CEO OF SAMS CLUB TOLD US SHE DIDN'T WANT OUR BUSINESS. What's up NUNYA ALREADY TAKEN? LOL
I went to a Walmart after midnight in the middle of nowhere (somewhere in the middle of Iowa) on my return trip from Wyoming a few years back. OMG! Larry is absolutely right. It was like a freak show in there...and to think that these folks might actually vote!
@@ellenbacklin he appears to be. No fatal wounds, no broken limbs, a little over weight but not to shabby, doesn't appear to be suffering and hardcore addiction... But that's hard to say. Mentally he's a funny man like Robin Williams so ya never know he could be sad beyond his jokes.
"I ain't gettin' a flu shot at Walmart's. Dadgum, normally I have to get vaccinated 'fore I go in there!" Larry was over underrated. Very funny guy. And had the truth makes it funnier thing down cold.
3:23 funny how you mention that... I used to be an inventory manager at Walmart (basically a backroom auditor who also set up carts for the stockers.) During my first month while working there I found a box of pop tarts that was over 3 years expired. The main manager of the warehouse told me to put it on a cart to get it on the floor. I mentioned that to the store manager, he told me the same thing. They really don't care.
I was at Walmart one night waiting for a prescription to be filled. People started walking by that appeared a little on the unusual side. More so than usual. Weird hair cuts, a really heavily tattooed skinny guy with an extra fat girlfriend. One guy’s head was mounted on a neck that was so curved forward that his head sat out about 6 inches further forward than what would be the normal position. I could hardly wait to get home to tell my wife about the People of Walmart. As I exited the building and looked out into the parking lot there was a fleet of travel trailers and Carnival rides. I guess the Circus was in town or at least the modern equivalent. 😁
@@blueticecho5690 Really! I didn’t know that.. It does sound like one of his lines now that you say that. I should at least know who I’m stealing from I guess.
I seen a guy inside a Walmart, back around '98 this was, forcin' a bowel movement squatted in a shopping cart back in the corner of the sporting goods dept. He looks at me and just grins. No horror movie has ever tore me up like that sight did.
I did pull a rib muscle laughing about the dude in a hazmat suit collecting those nasty shopping cards. George that was so damn funny about the guy making a dookey in the shopping cards. Im still giggling.
I made the mistake of getting an eye exam at Walmart once here in Atlanta. The "doctor" told me I had yellowing in my eyes because of my age. I went to a real doctor and he laughed about her diagnosis. He said he couldn't see anything wrong with my eyes.
You do realize an optometrist is a doctor and at Walmart is the same type you went to elsewhere and actually might have noticed something someone else did not right? You have to be licensed with the state, take the hippocratic oath, and your registered to a web board that spans the entire country. You can actually be disbarred from practice by failing to live up to your responsibility. The only thing an optometrist can't do is eye surgery. I'd personally get my liver enzymes checked and you would know for certain if said doctor noticed the beginning stages of jaundice; stemming from a fatty liver, cirrhosis or hepatitis, all which turn the eyes yellow. 8 year college degree. I'd try to trust a true professional and offer a bit of respect, unless you rank above them in both accolades and merit but by the sound of it, you don't.
I thought the doctor joke was going to be the Henny Youngman joke, “I went to the doctor. He said I had six monthto live. I told him I couldn’t pay him. He gave me six more months.”
I love you thank you Larry for keeping us normal we see what you see and it is hysterical I work at a motel and I'm laughing my butt off everyday thank you for your sense of humor
Ever since COVID every Walmart in our town closes at 10 pm. I used to go there at 4 am on Sunday mornings and everything was stocked and I would buy clothes for the year and not wait for the changing rooms. Now. I gotta wait
You can always get good customer service at Wal-Mart in self-checkout. I see people not scanning everything they get. Half off the grocery bill every time
Walmart should pay more cashiers. Self checkout people provide Walmart with unpaid labor. I am glad to hear that they pay themselves with unscanned merchandise.
Late one afternoon while traveling I walked into a Walmart in West Virginia and for music they were playing “Dueling Banjos” from that 1972 movie “Deliverance.”
I work at Wally World, and yes, I laughed. Most of the bits were over exaggerated, but they were still funny. Not all Walmarts are the same either. Our store struggles a bit, but we've had to deploy to other neighboring stores, and, I just wonder, "how do they stay profitable? How is this store still standing, let alone open?".
Ridiculous. The Walton family founded and still controls Walmart. FoxNews has you believing George Soros is behind every corner, meanwhile, Jeff Bezos, Koch Bros, and Jeff Zuckerberg are the ones really pulling strings behind the scenes.
Last month I stopped at Walmart after work to get groceries. It was around 10 p.m. That night I saw a guy playing a harmonica for a stranger in one aisle, a heavy set older guy (60s maybe 70s) with a long white beard on a motorized cart making very loud & inappropriate, yet funny, comments as he was riding around and by the register was a guy with a lizard on his shirt. Not a design but an actual lizard. This Walmart was only about 30 miles from where Larry lives too.
You should hear him with his real Nebraska accent, sounds like a totally different guy. That said, I love Larry and his act, it's a bit of a stereotype, but he's funny and he's *accurate* you OWE it to anyone you care about who likes comedy to introduce them to Larry if they don't already know him.
Down in the hood @ Walmart. 🤪 The shopping cart wheels are LOCKED (WILL NOT TURN) BECAUSE when the homeless people push their new cart to the far edge of the parking lot. A underground steel cable LOCKED the wheels.
"The doctor at Walmart gave a guy three months to live. He got hired as the greeter at Walmart after that" should be followed with: Longest three months of that guy's life! You missed that opportunity, Larry!
I went to an eye doctor and he asked me where I had been getting my glasses.I told him at the Walmart. He said Walmart should stick to selling junk. During the exam he asked me if anyone had told me my ocular pressure was high. I said yep, they told me that at the Walmart.
