The Dragons of Cathay - Primarchs and Emperors with (Half) a Brain by PancreasNoWork - Reaction 

Zhao being in the Warpstone Desert might indirectly turn him into Gollum. One moment he's normal, the next you'll hear a little bit of Skaven in there. "How much do you need"? "A huge quantity, yes-yes". "What was that"? "Nothing".

So She Zu is a shape-shifting dragon princess and Vulkan is missing in Warhammer 40K...what are the odds she somehow wound up in dragon form meeting Vulkan, he wanted to boop her snoot, and she took on a human form and asked if that was a pick-up line.

If there isn't a warhammer equivalent of Admiral Yi, there needs to be.

They even have two(maybe three) missing

My thing with Big E is that he didn't have rush things. Even if he only expanded the Imperium half as much as the canon, it would be worth the time spent with the primarchs because it would actually last as a stable whole

Old man reacts to what if the old world survived the end times by pancreasenowork

Luthor is the pirate vampire and Lorkhan is the pre god void from Elder Scrolls

You have a prostetic leg? Thats cool.

Shiyama -> Konrad Curze or maybe Corvus Corax, or maybe a mix of both Shen-Zoo is definitly the mix of Vulkan and Angron pre-nails and probably a bit of Sanguinuis Miao Ying -> Lion mixed with Dorn Zao Ming -> strangely I think of a mix between Leman Russ and Magnus the red Yuan Bo -> Roboute Guilliman with a bit Leman Russ and a lot from Alpharius and Omegon Li Dao -> Perturabo Yin-Yin -> Mortarion mixed with Fulgrim or Lorgar maybe ? the two unknown are obviously the lost primarchs

I just imagine Gotrek and Felix going to Cathay at some point. Gotrek is gruff but thankful and being given an infinite amount of Baijiu between bouts of killing Chaos and Skaven. And it's all juxtaposed with Felix in the background quietly seething and breathing heavily through his nose, not understanding why his dragon slaying sword is throwing the mother of all hissy fits around these nobles.

I’m still waiting for any of these guys to come back in AoS. And as full on Gods now, much to their chagrin. Also, one may be a Chaos dragon, and another may be a vampire… WHY is there NOTHING else on these two? Now thanks to pancreas, the mental image of Shen Zoo having a Jamaican accent, giving literal spine shattering hugs, and urge to "boot the snoot" at every opportunity.

“The emperor in 40k is not incompetent.” Yeah, and my dad is not insane.

The administrator guy sounds like an odd mix of Guilliman and Alpharius... or just Malcador. Peerless bureaucrat, almost omniscient, and more than a few touches of manipulative bastard.

GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND! GROND!

I want a God of War 4 style Gotrek and Felix game where we start in Naggarond and free Shen Zoo and have to wander the Warhammer World to get her back to Cathay. As well as get a magic neck collar removed out on by Rakarth because it keeps her in human form and prevents her from using her powers. The first is set in Naggarond, Lustria, Amazon’s home, Vampire Coast, the Great Ocean, and Ulthwan. Fighting Dark Elves, Lizardmen, undead, greenskins, and beastmen. The Second in the realm of the Tomb Kings, Araby, Brettiona, border princes. Fighting Dark Elves, Chaos Dwarfs, Tomb Kings, Araby, vampires, and Skaven. And the final is in the Empire, Dwarf Holds, Kislev, Ogre Kingdoms and Chaos Dwarfs in the Mountains of Mourn, Worlds Edge Mountains, and finally Cathay. Fighting Chaos, Skaven, undead, ogres, greenskins, chaos dwarfs, and beastmen. Meeting a who’s who of Warhammer characters from the major; like Karl Franz, Dragon Emperor, Teclis, Finabar, Morathi, Rakarth, Thorgrim, Settra, Arkan, Louen, and Sultan of Araby, to the minor; like Rakarth, Zhatan the black, Luthor Harkon, Imrik, the Amazon Queen, Valten, Green Knight, and Grimgor. Now that I think of it, Why *wasn’t* this a book? A Gotrek and Felix or stand alone story? It would have made a great series.

Update on one part of this video. It is now cannon that gelt and Zhao are friends because of the gelt update that came out in thrones of decay

Another god emperor better than THE God Emperor, eh? _dodges headshot from Commissar and ducks behind cover_

bro was legging it

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Fascinating stuff. Shows what GW can do when they actually earn their following by developing factions.

Ah a good way to improve one's social credit score and understanding as well as gaining an Appreciation for the holy Dragon Emperor.

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Where be the inquisition video old man?!?!

yuon bo is more malcador than any primarich

What was that part about the leg thing in the start of the video. I don’t get it

The flesh is weak

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