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I hope no one who worked on this film watches this rant because I might be charged for manslaughter…
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Greeting ghouls and ghosts! Our names are Jason and Kali, and we are the horror couple of your dreams- or nightmares! Jason has been a film nut for over 30 years, and Kali has a hyper-fixation with horror and slashers. Together we spend most of our waking life watching films and obsessing over them. We record movie reviews and discussions weekly, and love watching and talking about both lesser known and popular films in the horror genre. Occasionally we also review comic books, video games, television series, and novels. Additionally, we also enjoy making short horror videos. Thanks for checking out our channel, and if you like our content please subscribe!
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Комментарии : 104   
@thehorroranalog2943
@thehorroranalog2943 Месяц назад
A actor from Saw in a horror movie about a masked murderer that kills people that's connected to her....... *HEY BOOGEYMAN 2 I THINK WE FOUND YOUR IMPOSTER MOVIE!!!*
@bloodhoundreviews4320
@bloodhoundreviews4320 Месяц назад
they played this in my theater, idk how that happened
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Did you see it????
@bloodhoundreviews4320
@bloodhoundreviews4320 Месяц назад
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 no
@MrBooone
@MrBooone Месяц назад
I live for these long rants on movies that actually deserve it, there's far too many horror reviewers on youtube that would go easy on this, but then hate on something like Abigail for contrarian points lol
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Ugh. Nooooooo.
@shamesdemise5854
@shamesdemise5854 Месяц назад
Thank you, Jason. That was hilarious. I love ripping on terrible films myself. "At the end of eight" was straight up awful for me. Some like it but we also live in a world where crazy people exist, so there is that. Love your videos, bro. God bless.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Crazy people don’t just exist, they are the majority
@romanlewandowski5027
@romanlewandowski5027 Месяц назад
Thank you. I won't be watching this movie, unless it appears in my nightmares. Would-be do-gooders often say, "If I helped just one person, it was worth it." You helped me. I guess this makes you one of the Good Guys.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Yay
@georganner2271
@georganner2271 Месяц назад
Oh my goodness…this is f*cking hilarious…sorry but the more upset Jason got the harder I laughed…
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Haha
@durotan5245
@durotan5245 Месяц назад
I’m sorry you had to watch this. I love Amanda from Saw and was going to watch this movie specifically for Shawnee Smith. Entertaining video, I am definitely not going to watch this anymore.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Thank God
@melissalu0608
@melissalu0608 Месяц назад
Thank you omgggg!! I couldn’t even finish it 😭 but yeah I thought Shawnee was supposed to be their sister 😂 the brothers were awful, I didn’t understand their rivalry. 🤦🏼‍♀️
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Hahaha
@melissalu0608
@melissalu0608 Месяц назад
Damnit I wish I would have seen your review before spending my money on this lol. Anywho, you gotta a new subscriber 😊 lol
@amandaredd3057
@amandaredd3057 12 дней назад
I subbed. You are the most unique reviewer in this category that I've found - FINALLY! It gets annoying when they all say the same shit about the same movies. I knew you were more real after watching your Tarot review. Love your energy ❤
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 12 дней назад
Aww thanks
@FeRu1906
@FeRu1906 Месяц назад
Damn....I watched that pile of 💩 yesterday and I was thinking: how they could waste that cast and budget for script made by obvoiusly mental patient😵‍💫....their could find hundreds better scripts in first seen garbage bin behind any Hollywood studio building. This wasn't even fun as a slasher....If they could do this part enjoyable and gore candy it could be saving grace of that idiotical plot but even this aspect was stupid just like Rest of the movie.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Oh absolutely. It’s not even fun. It is boring as fuck as well as being dumb
@farmerwhiting1250
@farmerwhiting1250 Месяц назад
Hammering out these solo reviews 👊
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Anytime you see me by myself, it’s probably bad news haha. I watch the shit movies without Kali
@vicenteguerrero1433
@vicenteguerrero1433 Месяц назад
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 so much for my hope of seeing Jason and Kali rant reviewing Ulli Lommel's low-rate serial killer movies that were on Netflix in the early 2000's. most of these had tons of cut away scenes and mild gore+ voiceovers
@laurabarbato4389
@laurabarbato4389 Месяц назад
Jason I love your energy and passion (and that collection of movies in the back)! Thank you for watching..twice..twice and a half 😭 and reviewing!! 🙏🏼
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
1 1/2 thank you very much! Haha
@shamesdemise5854
@shamesdemise5854 Месяц назад
Another festering pile I recently watched is the Aussie film "tunnel". About ten or so years old but recently had a sequel come out. I was going to watch the sequel and wanted to watch the original first. Not to be. I tapped out after an hour in a state of bug eyed bewilderment. I seldom give up on a film (even sat through all of "skinamarstank" until the end.) but i couldn't handle even one more moment of "tunnel". I was at the point of bordering on physical pain when I turned it off. Makes for a nice drinking game if you drink every time someone says (or screams) the name "Tangles" or calls someone "mate". Sometimes twice in the same sentence!
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
No. It’s an actual making of the film doc
@shamesdemise5854
@shamesdemise5854 Месяц назад
Apologies if you liked it. Not trying to ruffle feathers.
@necromechanimal
@necromechanimal Месяц назад
I skimmed through the movie while watching this.. Yikes! Lol If Shawnee Smith came to you with a full head of hair, what cut would you give her?
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Not anything she’s been wearing lately haha
@mindlander
@mindlander Месяц назад
I almost feel the need to watch this now haha. Great review Jason. Idk why I enjoy when you shit on movies either, but I do.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Haha
@bruh_hahaha
@bruh_hahaha Месяц назад
never heard of it til now. But now you got me curious, I’m a masochist when it comes to bad horror movies.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Nooooooo
@shamesdemise5854
@shamesdemise5854 Месяц назад
You should do a special series on "bazooka barf inducing" films. There is truly no shortage of material.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
🤔
@dreamwarriordiary5339
@dreamwarriordiary5339 Месяц назад
It is possible that the script was poor and that you are insane, Jason. 😊
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Truuuuuu
@GarganoA
@GarganoA Месяц назад
I'll back you up. I watched the first 5 minutes of your review and since I love slashers, I stopped the review and went to check out the film. The pre-titles sequence had me slightly intrigued but...MY...GOD...this thing just went on forever. It's a pretty putrid film. After about 30 minutes, I was already tired of watching these characters! And the Skulleton killer. I mean...the least creative killer in recent memory. Grab a good looking, well built stunt man and pretend he's the new Michael Myers...yeah, that'll work. Movies like this are the reason why I purposely skip a lot of streaming shit these days. A LOT. I mean, fucking Founders Day looks like Urban Legend next to this thing.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Yup. It’s a shame they flood the market with this trash. It makes the argument people have about horror being the worst genre harder to rebut
@entropystings
@entropystings Месяц назад
"We're just getting started." I hope not, cause nothing you've said yet makes any sense and my head already hurts.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
How do you think I felt haha
@HorrorParadise
@HorrorParadise Месяц назад
I’ma still check it out because I be bored. But you on the other hand? You should see Shaitaan from this year (not to be confused with the french extreme Sheitan). It’s so good! It’s a bollywood horror movie around two hours and passed by fast like Exhuma.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
I was actually going to watch it tomorrow
@mikewarner5583
@mikewarner5583 Месяц назад
Your review reminds me of a movie i did actually watch today called Hunters Moon with Thomas Jane!!!! Except that was free! Thanks freebee!!!!! We know its bad when a man who loves and finds joy in most films (halloween kills) we know it's bad!!!
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Ha
@mikewarner5583
@mikewarner5583 Месяц назад
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 your the best bro.
@BECKTON99
@BECKTON99 Месяц назад
Riled up! This was a fun review.
@Hobblone-xe3jv
@Hobblone-xe3jv Месяц назад
Once in the deep dive of s..t, it just gets deeper.My sympathies.😢
@theovernightresults9647
@theovernightresults9647 20 дней назад
I really wanted to like this movie I love Halloween themed slashers and I really like Shawnee Smith but I didn't understand anything going on in this movie at all it was extremely boring and didn't make any sense. This review was very entertaining though so thank you for that lol
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 20 дней назад
So dumb it is insane
@jbjacobs9514
@jbjacobs9514 Месяц назад
I was waiting for you to see what I normally see - there are a couple of reviewers that do deep dives on these newspaper articles - often they are a couple of sentences related to it and then they veer off into utter nonsense. Either they are just completely different stories from what you're expecting or they are gobbledygook and repeat sentences and stuff. Plus they have side stories that are made up in the so-called newspapers that are batsh&t insane.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
That’s funny
@atimetraveler4910
@atimetraveler4910 Месяц назад
I love it when you rant 😂😂 its rare you do, when you do, it is a treat.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
I’m glad it’s rare, because I like to enjoy by time that I spent watching a movie
@blakethesequel
@blakethesequel Месяц назад
Oof. I had been wanting to see this one. Thank you for looking out.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
No problem!
@hbk-hotboy713
@hbk-hotboy713 Месяц назад
Appreciate the info lol 🙏🏾 💯
@Jameswilliam1982
@Jameswilliam1982 Месяц назад
Hilarious review!!!
@davidsantacarla
@davidsantacarla Месяц назад
My favorite part of The Bloodline Killer is Jason taking a shit for 30 minutes on The Bloodline Killer LMFAOOOOO😂🤣😭💀
@SonOfAnarchy91
@SonOfAnarchy91 Месяц назад
Aww man, I had hopes seing Shawnee Smith in it. Funny af review though 😅
@JamesDiegel-tu5fd
@JamesDiegel-tu5fd 12 дней назад
Yeah but he also said I Saw The TV Glow was a good film, so.........
@NightOwlandtheMoon
@NightOwlandtheMoon Месяц назад
Loved watching your review lol
@jackmoody3341
@jackmoody3341 Месяц назад
Omg lol i seen This last night and couldn't find your review now. This movie was a great disappointment. I was excited for Shawnee Smith and I was like she produced this? finally coming up shes been in horror since the late 80s. Such CRAP! trying to copy Halloween and ither movies. They gonna have a sequel to this BS too probably
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
It’s soooooo bad
@Hobblone-xe3jv
@Hobblone-xe3jv Месяц назад
Why do my messages have blue print???
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
When you put a period too close to the next word it turns into a link like a dot com website
@sludgyunicorn6349
@sludgyunicorn6349 Месяц назад
I think the funniest/dumbest scene in the movie is when the Bloodline Killer murders that cop in the middle of the road, and the woman in the car behind them gets out of her car and says “Is everything okay?” DID YOU NOT JUST SEE THE COP GET MURDERED IN FRONT OF YOU?! Lmao
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
So funny
@lorijones638
@lorijones638 Месяц назад
I had watched this movie before I saw your video and I told my sister the same thing… Please do not waste your time watching this movie. It was horrible.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Just insanely bad
@vicenteguerrero1433
@vicenteguerrero1433 9 дней назад
1:00 to 1:26 Jason just described most movies written by Bill Zebub, very low rate with weird comedy and hot chicks. but Bill keeps going, strange titles like "Nightmare On Elmo Street"
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 9 дней назад
Haha
@xoneethicx7664
@xoneethicx7664 Месяц назад
is there a 4K with a slipcover?! 🤣
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
😡
@mikewarner5583
@mikewarner5583 Месяц назад
Im glad i didnt watch this! Thanks Jason. I almost pulled the trigger today!!!! I HATE SCREAM!!!
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Yikes
@geraldmartin7703
@geraldmartin7703 Месяц назад
I'll watch any movie with Bruce Dern, the "cool" actor in the 1970s. Well, maybe not this one... .
@FullMoonWatcher
@FullMoonWatcher Месяц назад
Geez, did a 5 year old write this movie? Ty for the heads-up.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
That’s an insult to five-year-olds
@Chadsolderbrotherbrad1111
@Chadsolderbrotherbrad1111 Месяц назад
Looks epic can’t wait to watch it twice 😂
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Nooooooo
@oguzhankusoglu4579
@oguzhankusoglu4579 Месяц назад
AI will get you for roasting his script man, be careful
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Haha
@UpsonPrattJr.
@UpsonPrattJr. Месяц назад
If you're watching a horror movie, or really any movie, in 2024 or the previous 20 years, you have to expect awful garbage.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
What an absurd comment
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
If you think that’s true, stop watching movies
@UpsonPrattJr.
@UpsonPrattJr. Месяц назад
@@sinistercinemareviews5420 Oh I have. I watch 70s, 80s, 90s horror and every now and again someone will tell me about a new movie worth watching. Other than that, my have been washed.
@Lilboozibert
@Lilboozibert Месяц назад
When a movie's so bad you can't believe it 😂
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
I still can’t
@ericwehner878
@ericwehner878 Месяц назад
Have you had a look at LONGLEGS yet?
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
I wish. Comes out July 12th
@ScreamCheez
@ScreamCheez Месяц назад
No, dude, you're not insane. This movie is frustratingly bad.
@gerudconley1759
@gerudconley1759 Месяц назад
your channel rules as much as this movie is bad, and nathan jumps out of the window better than anyone
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
Haha. Fucking Nathan
@andrewdilbeck9842
@andrewdilbeck9842 Месяц назад
Well, I know what I'll won't be watching. It seem this movie nearly broke you.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
I’m ok. I’ve built up a tolerance 😉
@jackriley7772
@jackriley7772 Месяц назад
Hi Jason With all this ♉ Know there's 3 area,s Of movies 🎥 A + With( B+ ,& Know There's C( movies I never heard of,B/4/ 😮 Just saying 💬 ERA ❗ Keep care Jason ✌️.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 Месяц назад
This is an F
@JamesDiegel-tu5fd
@JamesDiegel-tu5fd 12 дней назад
This coming from the guy that makes every excuse under the sun for "I Saw The TV Glow" which was utter and complete garbage. How you're not angry about that film is mind boggling. Can't take these reviews seriously.
@sinistercinemareviews5420
@sinistercinemareviews5420 12 дней назад
Yet here you are…
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