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The Empire Was Right in Star Wars 

I Am Jim Huss
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The video is done in fun to show both how propaganda can be used to spin anything and that there are some plot holes in Star Wars. Rebuttal and sequel videos are being planned, so feel free to leave a comment and I may discuss it in long form.
For over four decades, there has been debate on who the true villains and heroes of the Star Wars Saga are. With over 30 minutes of content and discussion, I feel that a fair argument can be made in favor of The Empire.
I am not implying that the empire, sith, or their associates are perfectly good and I am not saying the jedi, rebels, or their associates are purely evil. But each side sits squarely on a spectrum. With the empire leaning towards the morally justified side and and the rebels and jedi leaning more towards war mongering blood thirsty side.
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I was born in a unique time in regard to star wars, the original trilogy was completed before I was born and the phantom menace came out when I was 14.
That music...[opening song for a few seconds] was the beginning of my three favorite films as a child. And then in my teens it became 4 films, 5 films, then 6 films.
The jedi were my heros. They were everyone's heroes.
But then I grew up. Life became more than just home work, riding bikes, and holding hands.
As well as the films i loved expanded beyond space ninjas and laser swords. I saw a dark knight rise, two men of steel crumble, barefoot mini-people ride giant eagles, big business clash with the american dream, and a long trek come to a halt.
And along the way that music came back, a seventh time, an 8th, then a 9, and as of now a tenth time. As great as they were. They weren't the same. Maybe I became more cynical. Maybe I stopped being naive. or Maybe it was an inside joke and was meant to be seen all along.
And yeah, I get it, they are films. They play at our emotions. Logic isn't exactly what they are about. But if you look at things with a little less emotion, a little bit more logic, and a tiny spoonful of real world events, you see it. You see it pretty clearly.
You see that the empire was right.
Now just to clarify things ahead of time, I am merely talking about in the live action and theatrically released films. No comic books, tv series, made for tv films, novels. Just the films. Also, while the connection is implied, the first order does not have definitive connection to the empire and as such will not be directly referenced, for better or worse, in connection with the empire.
Also, I am not implying that the empire, sith, or their associates are perfectly good and I am not saying the jedi, rebels, or their associates are purely evil. But each side sits squarely on a spectrum. With the empire leaning towards the morally justified side and and the rebels and jedi leaning more towards war mongering blood thirsty child molestor side.
First and foremost, I am going to start with an obvious point. What makes the Jedi so good?
They may call themselves the peacekeepers of the galaxy, but they are quite violent. In a new hope, Obi wan makes the first blow against vader. And in the phantom menace, Palpatine tells Darth maul not to attack first, and wouldn't you know, when he encounters obi wan and qui gon, obi wan attacks him first. Just for the sake of comparison, Darth maul even goes out of his way to avoid making contact during portions of this same fight.
But on a broader level, the jedi initially maintained order for the sake of the republic. But the republic is deeply flawed. It has no interest in the common good[phantom menace] and it is run by bureaucrats [ph]. This same republic also sits by idly as the trade federation lays siege to naboo.
But looking at the jedi, on their own. I am at a loss for what is so righteous about them. At best they are part of the republic's military, but then they are only as good as the republic. At worst, they are a cult that brainwashes children at a very young age, as even Anakin skywalker was initially too old for the jedi. I am all for people finding peace through religion, but the jedi play it a bit fast and loose with their timing. look no further than obi wan taking advantage of luke wanting to know his father{a new hope} and then catapulting off the untimely death of his Aunt and uncle{a new hope}. this is quite the predatory situation to trick someone into a religion.
But it

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Комментарии : 43 тыс.   
@brahsumatra
@brahsumatra 4 года назад
"This is your fathers lightsaber. He murdered twenty children with it."
@richardj3025
@richardj3025 4 года назад
Half a dozen,more or less...
@mikes2902
@mikes2902 4 года назад
He killed (bad acting sobbing) ...... younglings
@jacobstarr9010
@jacobstarr9010 4 года назад
Not just the men. But the women, and the children, too.
@treyrodgers6739
@treyrodgers6739 4 года назад
Bruh
@omegangel3368
@omegangel3368 4 года назад
Why you gotta mention that.....
@dannydevito5859
@dannydevito5859 Год назад
This feels like watching a propaganda video made by Palpatine himself 💀
@some_shitposting_idiot3023
@some_shitposting_idiot3023 Год назад
The empire literally didn't do anything evil in the original trilogy A single planet was blown up by an admiral who took action on his own All the original trilogy is is "empire bad cause characters we follow say so" If the ot was in the view of the empire it'd be a story of an empire trying to stop a destructive rebellion that is tearing the galaxy in 2
@reverenddick8562
@reverenddick8562 Год назад
If you think using logic is propaganda, I hate to see how much left wing nonsense you believe.
@Gongasoso
@Gongasoso Год назад
@@reverenddick8562 if you think every logical solution is justified your heart is in the same place as your brain - somewhere off your body, gone
@mschulmeister6519
@mschulmeister6519 Год назад
​@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 But thats only the surface, after it you need to ask why the rebels were doing all of that... your point is like saying "X is wrong because he threw a rock at Y!" but Y threw it first and that why X took action. And again, indeed if you stick to the thin surface thats how it looks, but when you consider all the lore, thats just not it, and one example is: how could the empire not be "evil", if all their chain of command and EMPEROR is literally a evil character driven by anger and rude power by any means, you cant say that "Oh the admiral who shot the planet was evil! Not the empire!" while the empire is a SITH empire and thats the whole point of Jedi vs Sith. Of course you can use the argument that "The republic was corrupt!" and so on... but again, who was behind all the bad stuff happening? 🤭 The emperor himself, Darth Sidious And ok if you wanna follow the original trilogy point of view go on, but insisting in the statement that the empire is all fine is very broken if you consider the whole view we have now🤔
@KarazolaX
@KarazolaX Год назад
@@some_shitposting_idiot3023 I mean the empire didn't disavow or stop the action, and disbanded the senate right after it lol so every time a stormtrooper fires a blast at someone, that wasn't the empire, right? It was just an individual acting on their own
@HurricaneNova
@HurricaneNova 4 месяца назад
Man this is thr average essay i write. It makes sense at the beginning and slowly descends into yappery
@rosylagoon3600
@rosylagoon3600 Месяц назад
“yappery” 😂 I don’t know where but I’m definitely using that term sometime
@jackstamford9937
@jackstamford9937 Месяц назад
Ikr blowing up planet is pretty fcking evil!
@JimmyChanga94
@JimmyChanga94 Месяц назад
"The red saber means stop stop"
@orcbuster7060
@orcbuster7060 Месяц назад
Yeah. I do not agree with this video. I think it is “yappery”
@Theonetruedarklord
@Theonetruedarklord Месяц назад
​@@JimmyChanga94lost me there 🤣
@sargentopimienta3575
@sargentopimienta3575 2 месяца назад
"Who said sith are evil?" Anakin: *proceeds to murder children*
@user-dd7hv2sx5b
@user-dd7hv2sx5b Месяц назад
Sith Creates Order Not Just Peace. Order Is Better Then Peace. 😅
@sargentopimienta3575
@sargentopimienta3575 Месяц назад
@@user-dd7hv2sx5b Order? The empire got destroyed by a crappy rebelion and some ewoks
@user-dd7hv2sx5b
@user-dd7hv2sx5b Месяц назад
@@sargentopimienta3575 It's Plot Armor + George Lucas Said That "The First Three Films Are Actually The Rebels Propaganda." The Empire IS Order.
@sargentopimienta3575
@sargentopimienta3575 Месяц назад
@@user-dd7hv2sx5b See? You can't defend the empire without breaking the 4th wall. Empire = cringe
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 Месяц назад
I'm pretty sure those kids attacked Anakin first.
@patrickmurphy8380
@patrickmurphy8380 4 года назад
When you are writing an English paper and realize you misinterpreted the argument but you're halfway through and think "the hell with it"
@joelasaucedo
@joelasaucedo 4 года назад
I feel this 😂😂😂😂😂
@strangefolkminingco.1167
@strangefolkminingco.1167 4 года назад
Fr half the arguments aren't even what happened in the movies
@Joe-vf7px
@Joe-vf7px 4 года назад
@@strangefolkminingco.1167 It's satire
@plaguemaster308
@plaguemaster308 4 года назад
@@strangefolkminingco.1167 False. Never seen such an incorrect reply before.
@plaguemaster308
@plaguemaster308 4 года назад
@@Joe-vf7px Ikr
@ronseybones3228
@ronseybones3228 4 года назад
*This video is sponsored by Emperor Palpatine*
@TeezoTarantino
@TeezoTarantino 4 года назад
RonseyBones and Grand Moff Tarkin
@Slash11512
@Slash11512 4 года назад
But He Is *DEAD*
@diamondstrike9086
@diamondstrike9086 4 года назад
Lol
@gaijinspice6984
@gaijinspice6984 4 года назад
I don't like sand
@videogamestuff9126
@videogamestuff9126 4 года назад
*This video is sponsored by the empire*
@evil_stevil
@evil_stevil 4 месяца назад
2:25 wtf was that black void you left me in for 11 seconds? and matpat stole your idea 2 year's later it even says the empire was right and everything
@xavi9105
@xavi9105 3 месяца назад
Brainwashing
@Coolinjay04
@Coolinjay04 3 месяца назад
Obviously an editing error bud. Use context clues.
@evil_stevil
@evil_stevil 3 месяца назад
​@@Coolinjay04where's the clues?
@yaboi6346
@yaboi6346 3 месяца назад
@@Coolinjay04you with the fun police?
@careerintransit
@careerintransit 3 месяца назад
It was an open door to the dark side
@useschlonkasbonk69
@useschlonkasbonk69 3 месяца назад
I love how red lasers mean stop and die when the rebels use them, but stop I don't want to hurt you when the empire uses them 😂
@ExKArthur
@ExKArthur 2 месяца назад
Not a projectile anymore. It is stationary blade that can and will be used to block and deflect any attacks.
@Neimanator489
@Neimanator489 7 месяцев назад
You didn’t even mention the peace keeping stormtroopers purposely missing 90% of their blaster shots to intimidate their foes to retreat instead of continuing the meaningless bloodshed!
@tonyfournier1950
@tonyfournier1950 5 месяцев назад
He did though... just not in those words. Around @12:30
@dhsfsfsssdfht
@dhsfsfsssdfht 5 месяцев назад
Okay but i think death star didnt get 90% of their shots that shed the blood of bilions of People an entire ecossistem with tons of espécies being extinguished
@dhsfsfsssdfht
@dhsfsfsssdfht 5 месяцев назад
This without said that the fact of miss 90% of the shots is a suicide mission for soldiers that were influenciated and some of them dont even know that they are bad
@stratdx
@stratdx 4 месяца назад
Right because Obi Wan attests to their precision, so missing was intentional!!! It’s so clear!!!
@FrenchCanadianGuy
@FrenchCanadianGuy 4 месяца назад
​@@tonyfournier1950exactly, he did say it and that "viewer" probably didn't even watch the video
@ironjide7975
@ironjide7975 3 года назад
I promise I won’t get political 2 deathsticks later:
@LaughingBearGames
@LaughingBearGames 3 года назад
You want to go home and rethink your life.
@cm-nk4li
@cm-nk4li 3 года назад
*Kenobi has left the chat*
@DoorknobTheOgryn
@DoorknobTheOgryn 3 года назад
XD
@harrisonh2943
@harrisonh2943 3 года назад
Phenomenal comment
@thecherryontop1867
@thecherryontop1867 3 года назад
Adam Shelton that’s why I love the Star Wars Community
@twankzoid
@twankzoid 4 месяца назад
Genuinely had me in tears of laughter at certain points, mission accomplished! LONG LIVE THE EMPIRE!!
@sammy-ix3eh
@sammy-ix3eh 4 месяца назад
"I feel as if at least over half a dozen million voices were suddenly silenced."
@putthebunnybackinthebox4790
@putthebunnybackinthebox4790 3 месяца назад
Goober
@Mornathel
@Mornathel 3 месяца назад
This is masterful satire. My hats off to you man. Very well done. You had me for the first little bit but as the video goes on you started showing that you’re not actually serious about this argument. It was a masterclass in propaganda so well done sir
@henry6136
@henry6136 3 года назад
The Death Star? What’s that? I think you mean the Peace Moon.
@ericdigirolamo8904
@ericdigirolamo8904 3 года назад
Ah, a fellow man of quality
@CHURCHISAWESUM
@CHURCHISAWESUM 3 года назад
Moon of Peace
@ShimadaHideo
@ShimadaHideo 3 года назад
The small moon of peace
@ScorpV1
@ScorpV1 3 года назад
I think he means the Employment center
@renegadephilosopher5996
@renegadephilosopher5996 3 года назад
That is no moon.
@kevinslater4126
@kevinslater4126 4 года назад
Tarkin reduced unemployment, poverty, and homelessness on Alderaan to 0.
@reesebearspaw8700
@reesebearspaw8700 4 года назад
that is impressive
@ohyeahgamer3736
@ohyeahgamer3736 4 года назад
What about the people that are off world
@Noobmaster-we7lp
@Noobmaster-we7lp 4 года назад
Truly a good man
@whysocareless2926
@whysocareless2926 4 года назад
Not just that, he was actually preparing the galaxy for the yuuzhan bing invasion, thereby reducing the collateral damage. The new republic in legends were incompetent and it resulted in the death of 365 trillion beings. Now who is the peacekeeper again?
@Optimaloptimus
@Optimaloptimus 4 года назад
That’s, an unprecedented and most impressive record.
@thomasc.9375
@thomasc.9375 3 месяца назад
i thought this was fr till the "i will fight you till you feel blue" thing and realized this was the most elaborate bit of all time
@KM-fb1kw
@KM-fb1kw 8 дней назад
It took you that long? It wasnt alderon exploding into a picture of abe lincoln dressed as palpatine?
@dzaster4050
@dzaster4050 День назад
​@@KM-fb1kwor the baseless accusations of adultery against Leia lol
@looshnya9565
@looshnya9565 Месяц назад
My favorite part of the video is "I will continue this argument later on" and then never returning to it.
@carlensiza6525
@carlensiza6525 24 дня назад
Notice that he did
@hectorg1311
@hectorg1311 4 года назад
"The empire shoot green lasers which mean go in peace" i lost it
@reedstone2676
@reedstone2676 4 года назад
"I will fight you so hard it will make you feel blue"
@liamgalwey5616
@liamgalwey5616 4 года назад
And you see that Chewbacca is brown. Ropes are brown what a ropes used for hangman’s rope. The hangman’s rope is used by suicidal people. Chewbacca is telling the empire to hang themselves.
@georjaum12
@georjaum12 4 года назад
@@reedstone2676 Im Blue If I Were Green I Would Die
@Danny----
@Danny---- 4 года назад
@@georjaum12 memes!
@bikingwithian5449
@bikingwithian5449 4 года назад
And then then says the red lightsabers men stop
@lemursteaks
@lemursteaks 4 года назад
“Pants are important. Pants separate us from the beasts.” Rome didn’t like that
@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901
@jayasuryangoral-maanyan3901 4 года назад
This deserves far more likes
@DFOwl
@DFOwl 4 года назад
Roman Empire best Empire!
@wisemankugelmemicus1701
@wisemankugelmemicus1701 4 года назад
Italians look good without pants.
@howardman3926
@howardman3926 4 года назад
Germania Invicta
@tusk1142
@tusk1142 4 года назад
Why did I read that as breasts
@TheChefODoom
@TheChefODoom 2 месяца назад
The naming of the ships makes my mind think: "Does anyone actually call the star destroyers by that name in the Empire? or is that a republic given name? Same for the Death Star.
@MA_AIRSOFT
@MA_AIRSOFT 3 месяца назад
The first half of the video was actually pretty persuasive and questioning but it just got progressively worse 😭
@gqtuesday
@gqtuesday 4 года назад
Lmaoo when the empire hires a lawyer
@chimkinNuggz
@chimkinNuggz 4 года назад
Lol thats a good one. Underrated comment
@Wm7forthewin
@Wm7forthewin 4 года назад
This will get 10k likes someday.
@Cory_Dora
@Cory_Dora 4 года назад
Brilliant. 👍
@UshankaMaster
@UshankaMaster 4 года назад
devil's advocate :D
@dallinwillets589
@dallinwillets589 4 года назад
No when the empire is full of libtards
@pluhman2762
@pluhman2762 2 года назад
"A foolish man cries about a hole in his pocket, while a wise man uses it to scratch his balls." -Sun Tzu (art of war) (edit) HOLY SHIT ALMOST 5K LIKES!!!!
@Ricardo-cl3vs
@Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад
A wise fool scratches his balls through the fabric of his pocket. That's Bushido!
@avalanche8943
@avalanche8943 Год назад
LOL
@pluhman2762
@pluhman2762 Год назад
@@Ricardo-cl3vs Stay strapped or get clapped -Sun Tzu (art of war)
@Ricardo-cl3vs
@Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад
@@pluhman2762 He who falls asleep with an itchy butthole will wake up with stinky fingers. -Confucius
@pluhman2762
@pluhman2762 Год назад
@@Ricardo-cl3vs "If he bangs your wife, bring a knife" Sun Tzu (art of war)
@seashellguy9416
@seashellguy9416 Месяц назад
"yo dudes the empire is pretty chill maybe you could like, join it or something"
@whoknowsnubby
@whoknowsnubby 4 месяца назад
Anakin dicing all the younglings was so selfless. It had to be done for the greater good, so he made it his burdon. What a hero.
@czproductions7718
@czproductions7718 11 дней назад
Anakin saved those children from a life of manipulation and exploitation. While it may be considered extreme, Anakin was mercy killing… indeed a hero.
@brs2379
@brs2379 2 дня назад
THE GREATER GOOD
@NicholasKolpak-pp8oy
@NicholasKolpak-pp8oy 9 часов назад
@@brs2379NOOOO TAU SUCK
@Pencil0fDoom
@Pencil0fDoom 4 года назад
I have never in my life heard anyone utter the phrase, “Half a dozen million.”
@TheStarStreak
@TheStarStreak 4 года назад
Where you not listening to the video? He clearly said it. ;)
@alexk1682
@alexk1682 4 года назад
Nathan Duke that’s the joke. As in this video is a joke? Do you get it?
@nova31337
@nova31337 4 года назад
yeah, the "millions" point was some serious nitpicking...
@barthrh2
@barthrh2 4 года назад
I've heard it a twelfth of dozen times.
@bigbunny6573
@bigbunny6573 4 года назад
on youtube that is(wouldnt let me edit it in)
@zerg6001
@zerg6001 Год назад
Calling Princess Leia an adulterer and the empire “job creators” is probably the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while
@JustaNilbody
@JustaNilbody 10 месяцев назад
Not wrong though.
@clarajarvis2345
@clarajarvis2345 9 месяцев назад
this but unironically@@JustaNilbody
@treasurewuji8740
@treasurewuji8740 9 месяцев назад
That is just true. Clearly, I am the only one that has ever slept with prince leia.
@CallMe_Boris
@CallMe_Boris 9 месяцев назад
its like destroying someones property and saying "im creating a job"
@mr.clymate7489
@mr.clymate7489 8 месяцев назад
It's like enslaving people on a prison planet to build parts for your giant space laser until they die. Only for said space laser to get blow up by a farm boy. "Job creators"@@CallMe_Boris
@mrmoosecreature
@mrmoosecreature 3 месяца назад
You see the light best when you're in darkness
@jakestaheli8532
@jakestaheli8532 4 месяца назад
This feels like when vaush was talking about 1984 and unironically took away from the story thinking big brother was right
@phillayfield5586
@phillayfield5586 4 года назад
Mauls lightsaber implying “stop stop I don’t want to hurt you” 😂😂 I lost it
@colboy1fish
@colboy1fish 4 года назад
Haha same, I lolled so hard
@lordshinumbra6441
@lordshinumbra6441 4 года назад
I was like wtf red blaster fire means die but red lightsaber means stop I dont want to hurt you. Hahaha
@tonypasma1707
@tonypasma1707 4 года назад
hahahhaa
@Ignisan_66
@Ignisan_66 4 года назад
It was Obi Wan who striked first. Maul was just defending himself. The Jedi wanted to kill him.
@ExitStrategies
@ExitStrategies 4 года назад
Why did this point get censored?
@not_suspicious
@not_suspicious 4 года назад
legitimately didn't realize this was a satire until green and red lasers
@Patzenviking1993
@Patzenviking1993 4 года назад
Same lol
@goober4502
@goober4502 4 года назад
It took me a lot longer lol
@quebbbin
@quebbbin 4 года назад
same took me so long
@nordoceltic7225
@nordoceltic7225 4 года назад
Did you know that green and red lasers were selected as such for the ship because the US uses material that burned red in their tracer ammo while the soviets preferred green-burning ones? Thus heavy, vehicle mounted gusn on the US would appear to fire red "streaks" at the enemy, while soviets would shoot "green."
@MrRickstopher
@MrRickstopher 4 года назад
Ok thank god
@staceyseth
@staceyseth 4 месяца назад
I hate how much sense this makes.
@baconisshakespeare5680
@baconisshakespeare5680 4 месяца назад
When I was 12 and saw the first Star Wars, I immediately felt something was off. The dumbed down Hegelian good guy-bad guy thing. We were told to hate the dude in black who was on an incubator, and to lay down our lives for "Princes Lea"??!! Wait, besides base sex appeal it all didn't make sense. The ending gave it some psychological dimension but failed to redeem the ridiculous plot line. I don't remember seeing any other of the Star Wars franchise.
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 Месяц назад
I was always put off by Obi Wan. He always gave me creepy old man vibes with the way he tries to manipulate Luke.
@wwld9823
@wwld9823 14 дней назад
darth maul: shows off his new double bladed light saber for the local cosplay fare evil jedi: attack him before he can say a word damn why are jedi so evil
@red-gi6hx
@red-gi6hx 3 года назад
"Did you use the joke?" - Yes. "What did it cost?" - Half of my fanbase.
@Chillerll
@Chillerll 3 года назад
Then they are lost
@rickacton7540
@rickacton7540 3 года назад
the SW mythos was Vedanta vs Tantra, no more no less
@conman1111
@conman1111 2 года назад
Amogus
@onerxowns2202
@onerxowns2202 Год назад
Mind Trick
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b 4 года назад
You forgot to point out that in every movie the stormtroopers never shoot to kill. They only shoot precise warning shots. They always hit near the target to show that they are expert marksmen that are able to shoot extremely close to the target without hitting the target every single time.
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 4 года назад
Wonderful point! And one of the few times that the did hit a target, Leia on Endor, it was just a mild surface wound.
@jacobevanina94
@jacobevanina94 4 года назад
This is something that was discussed way after the release of the original three films. And it wasn’t even confirmed. Literally everybody knows the troopers suck with their aim. Characters have said it before. It’s a theory that they never shot to kill, which again was never brought up until recently. So implying that it’d be 100% truth would be wrong, unless officially confirmed.
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b
@Pwn3dbyth3n00b 4 года назад
@@jacobevanina94 you're missing all the satire in the comment and video
@owenguiney6367
@owenguiney6367 4 года назад
@@jacobevanina94 Holy shit take a joke man, you need to lighten up.
@ahpinge2777
@ahpinge2777 4 года назад
@@jacobevanina94 youre just saying brainlessly without reseaching, 1st, the helmet of the troopers make them hardly see through it (bad grammar). And the 2nd, The blaster the troopers use have a very bad accuracy...
@Sianic12
@Sianic12 6 дней назад
"Wookiees aren't people" I spit my drink
@lawrencetalbot8346
@lawrencetalbot8346 16 дней назад
Sorry down south, especially in GA, Sherman was a bastard. You can never sell me that he was a good guy.
@MrPmedic68
@MrPmedic68 4 года назад
Video should end with... "I'm Emperor Palpatine and I approve this message."
@helsreach8954
@helsreach8954 3 года назад
Do you interest in our lord and savior *the god emporor of mankind*
@literallya442ndclonetroope5
@literallya442ndclonetroope5 3 года назад
As you know, he loves to make propaganda that makes no sense but switches the perception of the good guy rebels and Jedi.
@landyn_boy4662
@landyn_boy4662 3 года назад
666 likes
@subutaynoyan5372
@subutaynoyan5372 7 месяцев назад
Seriously, I died at ''Alderan was the most humane target to minimise civilian casualties'' part
@halothere6995
@halothere6995 7 месяцев назад
For the greater good.
@subutaynoyan5372
@subutaynoyan5372 7 месяцев назад
​@@halothere6995 It is for the order of the empire, those Alderaanians didn't die in vain.
@Ginny.galaxy
@Ginny.galaxy 7 месяцев назад
yeah, Tarkin was right
@lynetteburton9370
@lynetteburton9370 7 месяцев назад
That argument makes more sense than anything Disney spewed out..
@vavan100
@vavan100 7 месяцев назад
Do you actually believe Death star could hit Alderan? maybe after 20-30 misses but not on first try
@Lolbitdrangonmaster
@Lolbitdrangonmaster 2 месяца назад
What was that black void at the start of the video about? My gut is telling me that it's an editing error.
@unkledoda420
@unkledoda420 Месяц назад
Probably something he had to cut out because of a copyright claim.
@jordanstovall8150
@jordanstovall8150 3 месяца назад
Some country is gonna hire this man to make propaganda in the next World War😂
@jonathansanantonio2402
@jonathansanantonio2402 8 месяцев назад
It starts out reasonable, plausible, then morphs into absurdity.. love it 😂😂
@marlonquintana3466
@marlonquintana3466 7 месяцев назад
Time stamp? 🤨
@sampleoffers1978
@sampleoffers1978 7 месяцев назад
Yeah felt that way. It's like that Charlie Brown youtube children hate God whatever it was I forgot. Started great.
@JohnnyWednesday
@JohnnyWednesday 7 месяцев назад
Nothing absurd about it. Hail Lord Jar Jar.
@SunnyNugget
@SunnyNugget 6 месяцев назад
​@@marlonquintana346619:07
@Fulgoneto_CT_5555
@Fulgoneto_CT_5555 6 месяцев назад
@@JohnnyWednesday indeed, but that is off topic
@literallyjohn6906
@literallyjohn6906 4 года назад
“Before we get into today’s video let’s talk about today’s sponsor: Sheev Palpatine.”
@thomaswalker9640
@thomaswalker9640 4 года назад
Why?
@CynderPCTech
@CynderPCTech 4 года назад
High-Res Clone Trooper god this is a great comment
@nathanfix7756
@nathanfix7756 4 года назад
Sith Shadow Legends
@Zack-et9wj
@Zack-et9wj 4 года назад
*The Senate
@FranzFerdinandVIII
@FranzFerdinandVIII 4 года назад
Windu: "...will decide your fate." Palpatine: *"I AM THE SENATE."*
@braisfragapedreira5218
@braisfragapedreira5218 19 дней назад
is this satire?
@Nostrudoomus
@Nostrudoomus 3 месяца назад
Darth Mall obviously grew up living in Malls, having come from a mall culture, and have you seen what has happened to malls in the digital age, NO WONDER HE IS SOO ANGRY 😤!
@starmakarma
@starmakarma 2 года назад
This feels like a conspiracy theory that you start believing sometimes, but then stop believing in the middle of the explanations.
@ClickWatchEnjoy
@ClickWatchEnjoy 2 года назад
For real. I can hear my buddy almost half convince me of this if we were very, very drunk.
@LordCattington
@LordCattington Год назад
True. When rebels shoot red lasers it means "stop and die". But when darth maul uses a red light saber it means "stop, I don't want to hurt you"??? How does that make sense?
@radkovanimations1560
@radkovanimations1560 Год назад
@@LordCattington I’m pretty sure earth maul attacked first as well as palpatine as well as Vader in revenge of the sith and the empire strikes back
@BaSsFrEaK04
@BaSsFrEaK04 Год назад
Indeed the Sith hate the Jedi and Love to fight them for a good reason. Maul attacked the Jedi several times and I think in Episode 1 as well. If you take a look at the old republic, you will get to know that the Jedi are addicted to power and you‘ll understand the Sith. The Jedi started a galactic war, because planets didn’t want to be under the ruling of them by FREE choice, so the Jedi destroyed the whole Sith planet and made a genocide on them and the Dark-Jedi Order, same with the planet Mandalor and the Mandalorians, because they don’t accept another mace-user or powerful order but the anti-democratic order of the Jedi. Palpatine was elected democratiically. The Jedi had NO right to put him under arrest simply because he is a mace-user. The Jedi fear everything that might destroy their shadow-government. They are the true villains in Star Wars.
@guysumpthin2974
@guysumpthin2974 Год назад
Its Gods children & prophets vs the devil & demons . The “force” is Gods Wisdom that “surrounds the earth before there was even a clod upon the earth “ (expand to cover a greater area) . It’s difficult to miss that , but then 6 out of 5 people have trouble with math . May the force be with you …
@johnlittle8975
@johnlittle8975 4 года назад
Ok. Storm trooper aim makes perfect sense now. They weren't actually trying to hit anyone.
@normal6969
@normal6969 4 года назад
Military precision. Obi doesn't talk about individual targeting abilities.
@ryantiller5624
@ryantiller5624 4 года назад
That's actually correct in at least one instance. Some of the worst trooper shooting ever is during the escape from the death star, where they were allowed to escape just like Leia theorized.
@Pjonesmusic1
@Pjonesmusic1 4 года назад
Wouldn’t they just set the guns to stun then?
@firmuspiett_gcw5691
@firmuspiett_gcw5691 4 года назад
Pjonesmusic1 they did stun Princess Leia. Why don’t the rebels do that then.
@mistylover2082
@mistylover2082 4 года назад
* storm troop trying to hit you from 1 inch away but keeps missing you *
@moonboogien8908
@moonboogien8908 4 месяца назад
Yo, i spit out my blue milk when you threw that "your mom" joke in outta nowhere....😂 I know I'm late here, but I'm glad I found it. This video is awesome, great job.
@hadderly91
@hadderly91 3 месяца назад
Atlanta is way further than 30 miles from the Atlantic. The 30 miles is probably the average width of his formation as he cut across Georgia, and if I remember correctly, I think it was as wide as 40 miles at certain points.
@Kaotix_music
@Kaotix_music 4 года назад
"Watch the bloody thirsty rebels strike first." *Empire strikes first.*
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 4 года назад
No, empire strikes back
@joshclifford6021
@joshclifford6021 4 года назад
@@IAmJimHuss Which shows that the rebellion acted first. But there is more stuff in the books than the films. You should check some of them out sometimes!
@Joe836
@Joe836 4 года назад
Jim Huss ENT also “revenge of the sith” shows that without a doubt the jedi did strike first
@rapscallionsnipe
@rapscallionsnipe 4 года назад
@@IAmJimHuss 100% fact
@LegendKingY2j
@LegendKingY2j 4 года назад
@@Joe836 The Jedi didn't realize that the Sith couldn't be destroyed completely because the force then wouldn't be balanced, it would be one sided, this is what Anakin probably saw in Palpatine, if Mace Windu killed him then who would be the next Sith? besides isn't that against the Jedi code to kill someone who is defenseless? i really believe that Mace would become in that moment the next Sith Lord if Anakin didn't interfere.
@strike_true
@strike_true 4 года назад
But let us not forget today’s sponsor: The Galactic Empire.
@Impzhahaha
@Impzhahaha 4 года назад
Oliver Morlan underrated comment
@whiskeybrown262
@whiskeybrown262 4 года назад
And "Fox news"
@blacknwhitegaming
@blacknwhitegaming 4 года назад
The galactic empire, keeping you safe from the rebel terrorists
@theshoes7488
@theshoes7488 4 года назад
Best comment ON VIDEO.... PLEASE HEART THIS!! ❤️
@theshoes7488
@theshoes7488 4 года назад
HAHA YESSSS!!! YESS JIM HUSS ENT!!! Oliver morlan cuz I spoke up we BOTH get to go to the party!!! YESSS JIM HUSS ENT I LOVE YOU!!!
@ronaldthered6650
@ronaldthered6650 9 дней назад
Its true! All stormtroopers ever do is provide suppressive fire! They purposely dont hit anything due to their very strict rules of engagement.
@Lev782
@Lev782 2 месяца назад
It’s like I’m watching a different version of ‘Cinema Sins’
@GreatUSTreasureHunt
@GreatUSTreasureHunt 3 года назад
Jedi #1: That little slave kid is some kind of Force God. Let's rescue him and teach him to be good like us. Jedi #2: Should we rescue his mom, too? Jedi #1: Nah.
@barforlifebarforlife6019
@barforlifebarforlife6019 3 года назад
well they didnt have a choice cause his mom had this slavery chip inside her , which would have blown her up if they took her with them
@podroznikzpustkowi4805
@podroznikzpustkowi4805 3 года назад
@@barforlifebarforlife6019 you know that you can just buy her?
@barforlifebarforlife6019
@barforlifebarforlife6019 3 года назад
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 yeah but they didnt have any valuable money if you remember the movie , the toydarian slave holder wouldn't accept republic credits that's why they had to bet on the race in the first place
@auberginemanproductions1608
@auberginemanproductions1608 3 года назад
@@podroznikzpustkowi4805 Yep, and Watto didn't want to give up Shmi as she was too valuable. The Jedi should have checked in on her, though
@mathiaschristensen8387
@mathiaschristensen8387 3 года назад
@@barforlifebarforlife6019 could have bought her afterwards though
@carltonwagner
@carltonwagner Год назад
Also, it looks like the TIE fighters are solar powered, based on those panels on the side. Very ecologically responsible compared to those gas guzzling X-wing fighters.
@stefanl5183
@stefanl5183 Год назад
Yep, and I bet they (the X wings) contribute greatly to Galactic warming! As greta Thunberg would say "how dare you".
@wacky6290
@wacky6290 Год назад
Aint no wau
@kairihd3521
@kairihd3521 Год назад
😂😂😂
@TheJaniable
@TheJaniable Год назад
There reference to the TIEs 👔 worn by gentlemen should also be noted.
@jaybeam1466
@jaybeam1466 Год назад
Good thing the heroes were too stupid to hit them with a basic EMP blast.
@noorsassi8
@noorsassi8 7 дней назад
In addition to creating a power vacuum, the rebellion left one of the emperors men, a less considerate, less driven leader, who was focused on his new title rather than the empire, leaving multiple planets to start their own violent rebellions
@cappuccappuc3826
@cappuccappuc3826 3 месяца назад
i thought you were serious for so long but 19:00 made me know for sure this is a meme lmao
@crazykingofspades5101
@crazykingofspades5101 4 года назад
"The Jedi were everyone's heroes." *Shows Mace Windu killing a man in front of his ten-year-old son.*
@paulschlichting930
@paulschlichting930 4 года назад
Oh, you just had to go there...😉
@danieldyer6916
@danieldyer6916 4 года назад
To be fair. Windu gave him a chance to surrender.
@crazykingofspades5101
@crazykingofspades5101 4 года назад
@@danieldyer6916 Where? It's been a while since I've seen the movie and I am genuinely asking.
@rigovenus606
@rigovenus606 4 года назад
Ohwow
@Keebrev
@Keebrev 4 года назад
Crazy King Of Spades Mace Windu kills Jango, the guy in the jet pack, in front of his son, Boba Fett
@reallybigdumbidiot7144
@reallybigdumbidiot7144 4 года назад
“Obi Wan attacks him first” Obi Wan: **stands there** Darth Maul: **turns on lightsaber and begins approaching Obi Wan**
@commanderfox1858
@commanderfox1858 4 года назад
The of Lord Memes that are Dank he never striked obi was dump and jumped and hit him
@oumardiop1
@oumardiop1 4 года назад
the best defense is a strong offense
@caustic5131
@caustic5131 4 года назад
@@oumardiop1 and the high ground.
@caustic5131
@caustic5131 4 года назад
@@LordDarkfinst it's complicated,Maul wanted them dead obi wan could sense that.etc
@caustic5131
@caustic5131 4 года назад
@@LordDarkfinst watch some videos about his past and what he has done and you will understand.
@pop5678eye
@pop5678eye 21 день назад
You know someone is lying when they describe stormtrooper shooting as 'precise.'
@sirwence9949
@sirwence9949 3 месяца назад
And I would like thanks today's sponsor - The Department of Imperial Propaganda
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 3 месяца назад
Actually it was sponsored by The Israeli Defense Force
@SandHanitizerOnMyDogs
@SandHanitizerOnMyDogs 3 года назад
They laughed at me when I said that I could see through the lies of the Jedi...
@Lobos222
@Lobos222 3 года назад
You also took covid seriously before it was cool. LoL, nice mask! :D
@alicyjinx8923
@alicyjinx8923 3 года назад
Take a sip, Anakin
@axelugaldeizquierdo467
@axelugaldeizquierdo467 3 года назад
شمیزنییئ
@thesenate4743
@thesenate4743 3 года назад
You will become more powerful than either of us
@sethbennett4115
@sethbennett4115 3 года назад
Still don't have the high ground
@MrFancy-rs3qy
@MrFancy-rs3qy 3 года назад
As Darth Vader once said, "Yo Dudes! the Empire's Pretty chill, You should like join it or something."
@hozic9929
@hozic9929 2 года назад
Very wise
@stevenshewfelt888
@stevenshewfelt888 2 года назад
Join the galactic empire...we have cookies
@bageled_meme9867
@bageled_meme9867 2 года назад
“Yoo dudes... *ccooouuuu* The Empire is pretty *cccchhhhh* chill, uou should like join *ccoooouuuu* or something *ccchhhh* damn that hurts...Hey STEVE!” “Yes Lord Va-a-a” *Force Choke*
@crystalh450
@crystalh450 2 года назад
It does feel like that was the case. 4, 5, and 6 were good. I was so disappointed with 1, 2, and 3, that I didn't even bother watching the others.
@PozieNayan
@PozieNayan 3 месяца назад
*Jedi Retirement* Obiwan -hiding in the desert. Yoda -hiding in the swamp. Luke -becoming a ruined lone old man living on an island & drinks raw blue milk. All die virgin. Pathetic. ---- Meanwhile the Sith: Anakin -climb ranks, have full life support, become powerful Lord Vader, Emperor's right hand, a legend. Throws down his boss into the Death Star reactor core as retirement. BADASS JOIN THE DARK SIDE
@Eros_Racing
@Eros_Racing 4 месяца назад
You are a law student and your teacher made you do a thesis on this and you succeeded on acquitting the bad guys lol. On the “your mom and the milk man” part, I almost got confused then started laughing like crazy. This video is something else in every minute. Goodstuff
@I.B.Annoyed
@I.B.Annoyed Год назад
I love how this started logical, well-thought and plausible, but then gradually went "Empire good, Rebels bad because reasons".
@sultanofswag8901
@sultanofswag8901 Год назад
This video is a shitpost if you couldn't tell
@aligmal5031
@aligmal5031 Год назад
not really he gave reasons till the end he was just joking all the way
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss Год назад
Trees are pedophiles
@dannyotero4608
@dannyotero4608 Год назад
@@IAmJimHuss this looks interest plz make a vid lmao
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss Год назад
They don't call it the Giving Tree for nothing 😂😂😂
@SittingFox-yo2oo
@SittingFox-yo2oo 4 года назад
“Firs Order has no connection to the empire.” Me watching this in 2020: **Sips on coffee.** “Little did we know.”
@matthewfurey9917
@matthewfurey9917 4 года назад
Whoa watching this on the 21st
@dangerousdean5100
@dangerousdean5100 4 года назад
Ya
@nickcapella2440
@nickcapella2440 4 года назад
Except it’s not canon. Sorry lil guy
@legoghostyoda
@legoghostyoda 4 года назад
Nick Capella except it is. like it or not, it is canon. if you don’t wanna watch it, don’t. i’m not the biggest fan of TROS, but it is canon, and will be.
@Doxonil
@Doxonil 4 года назад
Disney isn’t Canon. They may own it, but they can’t even respect it. You don’t respect canon, canon don’t respect you. :D
@Drivingmecrazyslowly
@Drivingmecrazyslowly 4 дня назад
Bros comments on the wookies is straight up some Belgian Congo vibes
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 4 дня назад
Wookies are not people. Wookies are less than people. Wookies are less than what I wipe my butt with. Heck, Wookies are less than what comes out of my butt. If wookies were real, and I found out that they went extinct, I would have an erection that lasts longer than 6 hours and I would have to consult a physician.
@SupBro50
@SupBro50 4 дня назад
@@IAmJimHuss Bro, what have the poor wookies done to you?
@robertagren9360
@robertagren9360 3 месяца назад
Blue is the hardest color to create since it demand a lot of energy. Everything else is a spectrum of the three energy colors red green and blue.
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 3 месяца назад
Ummm yellow?
@aSandwich.13
@aSandwich.13 2 года назад
The moment you called the Empire "job creators", I knew that you are a masterful satirist.
@kimberlysteller2556
@kimberlysteller2556 2 года назад
But created full employment through slavery.
@jont2576
@jont2576 2 года назад
Not when he called the Jedis child molesters?
@aSandwich.13
@aSandwich.13 2 года назад
@@jont2576 That could be taken as an outright joke, where the job creator thing is a clever subversion of an established paradigm.
@jont2576
@jont2576 2 года назад
@@aSandwich.13 an outright joke but often viewed thru the right wing lens as facts.thats when u know its a double ententre of the highest level.....a level within a level.
@aSandwich.13
@aSandwich.13 2 года назад
@@jont2576 It's like a Burrito within a Quesadilla. A Quesarito.
@rundongyu
@rundongyu 4 года назад
*This video was funded in part or fully by the Galactic Empire*
@BoomerWarfare
@BoomerWarfare 4 года назад
Rundong Yu “I’m Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message.”
@usernamealreadytaken9330
@usernamealreadytaken9330 4 года назад
Yes and this is example that the Galactic Empire providing a jobs for citizens even though its a propaganda
@BoomerWarfare
@BoomerWarfare 4 года назад
pipat srishupiam They provides “jobs” for a lot of Wookiee too, lol.
@Gowithdeath
@Gowithdeath 4 года назад
I am the emperor and I approve this message
@thelonious2213
@thelonious2213 4 года назад
The STAR WARS films were funded partially or completely by the New Republic.
@MikoyanAndGurevichAircraft
@MikoyanAndGurevichAircraft Месяц назад
alderaan had 2 billion casualties and building something like the death star wasnt the only military asset they were building at the time
@thunderbird7020
@thunderbird7020 4 месяца назад
“Alderan was the best possible target to minimise civilian casualties”
@paufernandezboj5517
@paufernandezboj5517 3 месяца назад
Thats when you know that The Planet had 2 billion souls on It
@eeveegaming4798
@eeveegaming4798 4 года назад
Darks side- Killed kids Destroyed planets Jedi side- Leia’s pretty hot
@mrmustang61j37
@mrmustang61j37 4 года назад
He’s spitting straight facts tho
@azabethsiege4018
@azabethsiege4018 4 года назад
@@mrmustang61j37 twisted half facts by someone who barely knows anything of the universe.
@azabethsiege4018
@azabethsiege4018 4 года назад
@Ding Dong You are so lost. do any of the people here even know the jedi and sith codes and other story facts?
@ningenzerokeikaku3719
@ningenzerokeikaku3719 4 года назад
@@azabethsiege4018 its satire🤦🏽‍♂️
@auramaster2068
@auramaster2068 4 года назад
no offense kid but i dont think you know how to boil water
@Thim22Z7
@Thim22Z7 2 года назад
Obi-Wan: "Only imperial stormtroopers are this precise:" The entire audience: "I see through the lies of the jedi"
@quantumplay6374
@quantumplay6374 2 года назад
oh no, does this mean that the reason why stormtroopers are inaccurate is by design?
@tgs9740
@tgs9740 2 года назад
@@quantumplay6374 y3eeeeeeeeeessssss
@eisenklad
@eisenklad 2 года назад
@@quantumplay6374 maybe they are being accurate... firing warning shots only. do take note stormtroopers are recruited from all over the galaxy, maybe they are afraid killing someone that is from the homeworld of their fellow comrades
@tonyfendex2558
@tonyfendex2558 2 года назад
Well, they managed to destroyed all the ships attacking the death star, except for 3 or 4 ships!!! Movies don't kill their heroes in the middle of a movie or trilogy. Have you ever seen james bond movies?, his enemies always miss when shooting at him. As a story teller (aspiring) you don't kill your characters in the middle of a story: you may lose your AUDIENCE!!! I thought knew that ALREADY.
@creativeusername1013
@creativeusername1013 2 года назад
For the last time, Storm troopers do not have bad aim, in the OT, they had orders to let Leia escape so they could find the rebel base, Disney thought it would be funny to ruin storm troopers and make their terrible aim canon
@Dark_Ronius
@Dark_Ronius 2 месяца назад
I love how you're not 100% sure if this is tongue in cheek or sincere for a good 10 minutes, well played
@erkan1414
@erkan1414 2 дня назад
In the first half I was thinking "actually some of the points makes sense..... but somethingis off" I felt that something was off, but couldnt put my finger on Theen the pants.... I laughed so hard
@ikuwie
@ikuwie Год назад
"They believe in teamwork and always work in pairs" killed me XD
@cataro2058
@cataro2058 Год назад
I was reading the comments while watching the video and while I was reading your comment he said the line
@devilmolten
@devilmolten Год назад
​@@cataro2058 same
@emperorpalpatine1867
@emperorpalpatine1867 3 года назад
I approve
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 3 года назад
Thanks dad
@emperorpalpatine1867
@emperorpalpatine1867 3 года назад
@@IAmJimHuss np son
@damobruv2562
@damobruv2562 3 года назад
pin this comment lol the world has got to see
@snoke6662
@snoke6662 3 года назад
I approve as well
@commandertac2697
@commandertac2697 3 года назад
For the empire
@ron4280
@ron4280 3 месяца назад
Jedi core tenant: "We must utterly eradicate the other guy from existence" Rebel terrorist apoligists: "BUt ThE EmPeRoR gEnOcIdEd a ReLiGiOn" "It's okay when we do it"
@kitty_the_kitkat9962
@kitty_the_kitkat9962 4 месяца назад
Bro just said at the beginning he'll be leaving out important information...💀💀💀
@the_real_inquisitor
@the_real_inquisitor 4 месяца назад
If someone ever ask me how framing and narrative shifting is great for propaganda, I'll show this video.
@anzyroadside2374
@anzyroadside2374 4 месяца назад
But Star Wars itself is a series of propaganda materials... At least Disney set things right by having Rey Palpatine steal the credits and the family name of the rebellious Skywalkers.
@midnighttoker133
@midnighttoker133 4 месяца назад
It really wasn't that great
@Copemaxer
@Copemaxer 4 месяца назад
This is all true though except some few things.
@mason6883
@mason6883 4 месяца назад
These are all the same kinds of things I hear from the "America is the real bad guy" crowd
@UnKoolKevClay
@UnKoolKevClay 4 месяца назад
did you ever see or read Wicked? but it has to be said. ethics and empathy is not a defense against Tyranny any more. as it was in the days of Noah. just saying.
@kalebbrown9146
@kalebbrown9146 3 года назад
I grew up liking 6 films. It's still 6 films, Disney
@TheBlaise91
@TheBlaise91 3 года назад
What are you talking about? There are only 3
@thekhans2823
@thekhans2823 3 года назад
@ @@TheBlaise91 , no most Star Wars fans say it’s 6, because it’s the 3 original moves and the 3 prequels
@thekhans2823
@thekhans2823 3 года назад
@ @@TheBlaise91 , the sequels are trash- like your memory
@edgarsreviewsyt7902
@edgarsreviewsyt7902 3 года назад
@@thekhans2823 he might not be talking about the sequels
@AyanKhan-og3sd
@AyanKhan-og3sd 3 года назад
@@edgarsreviewsyt7902 he was talking about the orignals
@Sillimant_
@Sillimant_ 3 месяца назад
had me for 10 minutes, thought it was, but understandable then the millions comment happened and I realised what was going on. masterful writing
@bassboi02
@bassboi02 2 дня назад
When Leia said, "I know. Somehow, I've always known" she's talking about her sensitivity to the Force, not Luke being her brother. This was confirmed several times in numerous cannon books, interviews and some comics
@IAmJimHuss
@IAmJimHuss 2 дня назад
Lol nerd Gettalife bruv!
@BirdsAreScary
@BirdsAreScary Год назад
“Jedi were everyone’s heroes” *proceeds to show a clip of a man amputating and decapitating a single father trying to make money to raise his son*
@khelldor4340
@khelldor4340 Год назад
Which do incredible amount of profit for the Galaxy's prostetic companies. Maybe there was actual government program for prostetics to every victum of jedi "mercyfull" actions, causing millions and millions of credits goes to the some politition's founds and been "efficiently used" then... Of cause jedi was the heroes of Republic, they'd made stonks! 😀😀😀
@BirdsAreScary
@BirdsAreScary Год назад
@@khelldor4340 Well, I guess they were prosthetic companies’ heroes
@Anakinvoorhees
@Anakinvoorhees Год назад
The father was trying to kill him
@BirdsAreScary
@BirdsAreScary Год назад
@@Anakinvoorhees so he can raise his son and protect his co workers. The murderer was much more powerful and could have stopped the poor man before slicing his head off.
@Anakinvoorhees
@Anakinvoorhees Год назад
@@BirdsAreScary He’s a bounty hunter who shot at Mace so mace killed him in self defense. Also again Jango tried to murder him and illegally murder a senator
@glados8653
@glados8653 4 года назад
In the first point of the video I thought “Well imagine if nobody strikes first then they would just stand there awkwardly with their saber on”
@AtlasJotun
@AtlasJotun 4 года назад
I stand around awkwardly with my saber on from time to time, if you know what I mean... and I mean Padmé and Leia... boner. Also, Grievous ain't you dead?!
@benjaminschiel3339
@benjaminschiel3339 4 года назад
Well if you replace Light saber with stratgic bombers fly neare the enemy Border. and ICBM ready to take of in minutes pointing on enemys Basy and warstructurs. You have discriped a Cold War.
@Redfoxx4eva
@Redfoxx4eva 4 года назад
thats a lovely thought... i'll add it to my collection.
@stoked-6996
@stoked-6996 4 года назад
"So, you come here often?"
@danae5578
@danae5578 4 года назад
Lol I'll pay money to see that. Lol 😹
@ThomasC-sd9mz
@ThomasC-sd9mz 3 дня назад
Also the way that the Imperials capture the rebels alive on Endor's moon, when quickly overwhelming them would have been safer and faster. Collateral damage was not an option.
@user-cx7kg6ok9b
@user-cx7kg6ok9b 9 дней назад
I offer you a perspective that adds weight to your argument. The prophecy states that one would come along and bring balance to the force. But why was the force not in balance? For 20000 years the jedi were the "peace keepers" of the galaxy (Obi Wan tells Luke, 1000 generations). In all that time there was a veritable army of Jedi, yet only ever two sith. So who was it that put the force out of balance? The jedi. Yoda knew this, which is why he manipulated the Council into refusing to train Anikin. But the force won out. Anikin was trained and, eventually, helped destroy the jedi and then the sith, thus bringing balance to the force, before dying himself.
@aidan7999
@aidan7999 3 года назад
"In the real world, Carrie Fisher was snorting coke off Harrison Ford's lightsaber. If you get what a mean." I died laughing
@vladsorin6144
@vladsorin6144 3 года назад
Like Carrie fisher died as well
@The808god
@The808god 2 года назад
This watches like an imperial propaganda video 😂
@govelasco
@govelasco 2 года назад
"Five fingers deep", that's all you need to know about the troll that made this video.
@jefftaylor529
@jefftaylor529 2 года назад
The Force is strong with this one..
@hunggamerofficial3252
@hunggamerofficial3252 2 года назад
I remember this line of Spirit Obiwan with Luke "Luke, any truth you hear is based on certain point of view". And then, in reality, i hear this shit: "Speak your truth is the most powerful thing". That's not all, here comes this bs as well "The Truth is just a matter of Perspective". If the truth is a matter of "Perspective" or "Point of View", there will be no Truth. Then that means we are living in a Big Lie?
@first-impressions
@first-impressions 2 года назад
Such a waste!
@zucaritasenjoyer7259
@zucaritasenjoyer7259 2 года назад
Well considering that all the movies are just rebel propaganda
@user-or5lu1sf8p
@user-or5lu1sf8p 13 дней назад
i love how every time he starts taking about a a storm trooper he says something like Beloved. also how red for rebels mean death and for sith peace
@cts3md
@cts3md 2 года назад
“The Empire fires green lasers which means, ‘Go in peace.’” LMAO, if you’re not a lawyer I think you missed your calling!
@JKapite
@JKapite 2 года назад
And the jedi had green lightsabers, which implies "go and die"
@lordbonney9779
@lordbonney9779 2 года назад
@@JKapite see! Proof that they’re evil!
@currentcommentor8745
@currentcommentor8745 2 года назад
The red and green lasers are a reference to the colour of the tracer rounds by the allies and axis in ww2.
@j1gly-pq576
@j1gly-pq576 2 года назад
@@MeloonM4n seems you’re involving lore that isn’t part of the movies, remember the beginning when he said this analysis was predicated on only the movies.
@themanhimself6696
@themanhimself6696 2 года назад
@@JKapite but dont forget the red lightsabers mean peace, and to stop but red lasers means go and die XD
@ortizromester
@ortizromester 4 года назад
This sounds like a political campaign commercial. "I'm Sheev Palpatine and I approve this message." 😂😂
@batmitesolos7097
@batmitesolos7097 4 года назад
Im creamy sheev and I approve this message
@kilanjanmoro7437
@kilanjanmoro7437 4 года назад
Creamy Memey Sheev What’s the creme to meme to Sheev ratio?
@batmitesolos7097
@batmitesolos7097 4 года назад
@@kilanjanmoro7437 5:10:66
@tompearce5418
@tompearce5418 9 дней назад
The Jedi weren't just the Republic's federal law enforcement agency; the institution also policed Force users themselves. In a very real sense the Sith just wanted to be free to live their lives.
@TheRealForgetfulElephant
@TheRealForgetfulElephant 3 месяца назад
I always felt that Dooku was the good guy of the story. The Jedi had lost control of the Republic. It’s actually very similar to Roman history. When Julius Caesar’s adopted son: Julius Caesar took power because the Republic was broken.
@bartoszmaciulewicz644
@bartoszmaciulewicz644 4 года назад
I've never seen such an advanced troll... It's astonishing
@dobmeista7193
@dobmeista7193 4 года назад
Bartosz Maciulewicz troll?
@smartaIec
@smartaIec 4 года назад
@@dobmeista7193 "Over half a dozen million"
@focusdailyshow
@focusdailyshow 4 года назад
Hahaha
@dobmeista7193
@dobmeista7193 4 года назад
Alec Ryan ??
@thatoneguy8412
@thatoneguy8412 4 года назад
Ur butthurt lmao
@chryon315
@chryon315 4 года назад
Hey, here’s the problem with the sequels. *WE NEVER GOT TO SEE THE NEW REPUBLIC*
@zandrmandr8300
@zandrmandr8300 4 года назад
We saw it for five seconds, as well as it getting blown up by the first order.
@tonynelligan1930
@tonynelligan1930 4 года назад
yes we did,all their planets blew up before our eyes that was enough.
@regulusforrester6429
@regulusforrester6429 4 года назад
That is because terrorist cells can never form a cohesive, legitimate government.
@regulusforrester6429
@regulusforrester6429 4 года назад
@@tonynelligan1930 All five of them.
@chryon315
@chryon315 4 года назад
I meant by the New Republic’s military might and political powers. We at least got to witness the clones power in the prequels.
@bluecosmos7448
@bluecosmos7448 3 месяца назад
Im going to be a huge nerd for a sec, asked AI what core values of Sith were and it goes as listed 1. Power: The pursuit and acquisition of personal power and strength. 2. Ambition: A relentless drive to achieve one’s goals and desires, regardless of obstacles. 3. Self-Interest: Prioritizing one’s own needs and desires over the well-being of others. 4. Dominance: Seeking control and authority over others through strength and manipulation. 5. Aggression: Embracing conflict and aggression as tools for achieving one’s objectives. 6. Individualism: Valuing personal freedom and autonomy above collective concerns or moral constraints. 7. Passion: Embracing strong emotions, such as anger, hatred, and fear, as sources of strength and motivation. If you’re too diluted to understand this is the evil side, you’re too far gone
@vickvickers3466
@vickvickers3466 2 месяца назад
Minor problem I noticed with the sand crawler point Tuscan raiders use “slug throwers” (guns) whereas storm troopers use blasters the damage done to the sand crawler is indicative of blaster hits
@fictionalbiscuits5865
@fictionalbiscuits5865 3 года назад
Empire: *kills millions of people* Man on the internet: its ok tho me: yes Edit: this isnt even nearly my funniest joke
@suffering-everyday
@suffering-everyday 3 года назад
this Is WAR
@ammarhaziq919
@ammarhaziq919 3 года назад
Luke skywalker: i kill millions too
@suffering-everyday
@suffering-everyday 3 года назад
@@thatssomewackshitbro8617 No man The US is fucked up
@Yugenclad
@Yugenclad 3 года назад
trillions*
@suffering-everyday
@suffering-everyday 3 года назад
@@Yugenclad no kenobi said "as if *millions* of voices have cried out, and were suddenl silenced.
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