The Excoriators Chapter Of The Adeptus Astartes! Self Flagellating Masters Of Attritional Warfare 

*“GIVE ME HARDER BATTLES!”*

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For what it's worth at least you know luck is guaranteed on your side half the time whilst doing said cutting.

It’s kinda funny to me that the lamenters haven’t been wiped out yet.

​@bob guo That would end their suffering, though, and whatever chaos god has decided to make their lives miserable can't have that.

They fortify their own boxes.

*Perturabo Imposter Syndrome Noises Intensify*

the Imperial Fists are so effective at attritional warfare, they got themselves wiped out in the War with the Beast.

We'll just ignore that whole iron cage thing. And all the holes Perturabo punched in the imperial palace.

Nah Iron warriors leave the attrition part to the unpaid interns whilst they play with the big guns

I want this comment to be turned into a meme comic.

Is that still a thing or has it been retconned?

​@@MrFredsttthat depends but there is reason tts makes mentions to the pain glove.

Aren't all the Geneseed augmentation surgeries carried out unanesthized?

I'd like to see the second heart being hooked up to a living screaming aspirant with a blood pressure of 200 due to the pain. That would be funny. On a serious note, that may be what they tell everyone, but there is no way in hell that's true.

This is true

Or here me out here but "Finally a worthy foe, our battle will be legendary!" A cookie for the first who gets it.

Or hear me out they take death korps youngens as chapter recruits.

Is that the wolfenstein meme of two soldiers knifing eachother infinitelly

The Death Guard have the equipment for attritional warfrare, whether 30k or 40k. and Chaos hastens the progress and process of corruption and contamination. as much as Dorn's boys will be enduring, it wont matter when the Death Guard are done playing around and had their laugh. the world will rot around them.

I want to see them and executioners vs death guard an iron warriors

This could end up in hilarity likd only Alfabusa could animate

@@Yokoto12343 could also see a halfway decent barry watts meme sketch

best glimpse of heaven is on the way into hell. *Salute*

I may not be American (welsh) but thank you for the service you have given this world and I only hope and wish you're doing well and have a healthy life for the most part, we all need some indulgences after all

Rah

@@elizabethdavies5186 thanks guys it means a lot. 6 months ago I had 2 friends from my old unit committed suicide and I’m still struggling to move on. I miss all my friends. We’re a family that nobody can break. I’d die for some of the guys I had the pleasure to meet. Sometimes I wish I never left… I will Always have my brotherhood. That bond is in many militaries. Example is I worked with some of the British royal marines. We drank and joked together after work like long time friends. Bonding like that believe me or not It’s what makes us strong God bless all of y’all

@@alextheman3330 I'm so sorry to hear about you loosing those 2 friends in such away, sadly something I have alot of experience with nyself and it is one of the worst pains to try and reconcile. My grandfather was RAF and to see him with his old flying buddies and ground crews it was the epitome of some bonds are deeper than blood, stay as string as you can and I know I'm just a random of the Internet but I'll always listen if you or anyone reading this needs an ear

If the writers hate their customers what makes you think they care about their IP lore/story quality?

@@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus Nothing. They don't. By their own admission, they are here "to sell toys not make stories."

@@Gorbz thank god these “people” are too incompetent to realize those two things go hand in hand. I have never made but one prayer to God, a very short one: Oh Lord, make my enemies ridiculous. And God granted it.”

What about becoming an Astropath?

One word: Lamenters.

Magic Pain glove tell me what I must do

*with near perfect quagmire impression* giggity, giggity, all right. 😂

Pretty sure Slaanesh is rock-hard at the Salamandrs' funeral rituals for their officers. (It involves gigachads so muscular they can bench press 90% other astartes whose muscles are highlighted further by their pitch black skin, heat play, chains, and a lot of pride. It's beautiful)

I'm pretty sure all chaos gods want loyalist chapters more than they care for traitor ones.

​@@gasmonkey1000gay. and it's not black it's like a volcanic ash

@@King.Leonidas I know, just joking around

The Order of the Valorous Heart, who completely refuse anesthesia and consider being blinded the highest honor short of giving your life.

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@@johnathan651 You're Deus ex Machina damned right! As does the Machine God! I don't think I've ever suggested anything that was as much the opposite of heresy is this.

i'd actually love to see a lore video on Legend of the galactic heroes, an amazing sci-fi story on its own

I like how they mark out and leave superficial damage unrepaired. I wonder who had the most battered suit and how wrecked it looked.

@@johnathan651 It was probably covered in dents and scratches and only had paint on the pauldrons.

A simple and elegant idea - start with a basic white paint-job (It won't stay that way for very long) and leave ANY non-penetrative damage as-is, only fixing efficiency-lowering armor-breaches. Give it a single campaign somewhere and they will have more scrapes, pains flayes, bullet-marks, dents and laser-burn marks than an Imperial Guard practice target. Just imagine how brutal that might look - you are reinforced by a fresh company of basically any other chapter (ooh, shiny) and then these guys, looking like they arrived fresh from a fifty year long firefight...

I haven't but given the way things go, I'd say you're completely correct.

My favorite part of that book was the serfs manning weapons in the defence of the city and the tech marine with a pet thunder fire cannon unloading into a demon

I did, some time ago. One of the more memorable early novels in the series (have yet to read tyrant of hollow worlds onwards tho).

As someone who is firmly in that category. What makes you say that?

White paint just sucks in general, always so grainy.

I bet they get together and talk about much pain they have suffered recently.

Imagine the smell

Brother Flatus, it is as though the Emperor's own breath is with me in my armor!

Some time between next week and the heat death of the universe.

Dorn had a torture device called a "pain glove", he would accept, if not approve.

One COULD make an argument that some of the Templars embrace and lean into it unknowingly or unspoken to the outside world, given that they’re the closest thing to that side of Dorn being given free reign over the mind… but it still is an odd piece of writing.

I only know of him because of hunter the Parenting

I wish Fantasy did more with the undead.

The Excavators, Iron Warrior loyalists who disguise themselves by pretending to be Dorn's sons.