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(standing in the corner at a party) they don't know that his real name is strange aeons

I love how you being a lesbian is such a major factor for this channel and they still had the audacity to go "strange æons's boyfriend"

We all know Strange is actually engaged to Abby Classic and lives a moderate life in America.

"Hi, I'm Spiderman" "I'm Strange Aeons" "oh we're using our real names? I'm Peter Parker"

datingcelebs: "According to our records, she has no children." thursday: *unholy cryptid gay creaking of spine*

When you censored your ex girlfriend's name using Garfield I really thought for some weird reason the website was implying you had an affair with the orange cat himself.

Dear Strange Aeons; at 3:33 it doesn't say 'marital status'. It's 'Martial Status', meaning that your battle status is singular

Okay someone write fanfiction of genderbent Teya except he is a eldritch RU-vid STAR from some deep unknowable realm named Strage Aeons. The reasons height and weight and hair color are non applicable is because you cannot describe the alien geometry of Strange Aeons with our mortal tongue. And here's the important part keep everything else the same. Especially when Strange Aeons posts a picture of themself on Onisions forum to be rated.

WHYS THE FUNNIEST PART THE IDEA OF HER HAVING A BOYFRIEND-

"Punk is dead!" "Goth is undead!" "According to our database, Strange is still alive."

Every website listing “n/a” Strange aeons: I’m beyond human comprehension

We love our 22-23 year old he/her lesbian mom, whose real name is Strange Aeons, and does not have many of the more common physical features, such as height and eye color

Weight, eye colour, and hair colour: *N/A* You are just an entity, normal human traits don't apply to you.

Here's what we know about Strange He has no height and is at least pounds

datingcelebs paints you like an indescribable Lovecraftian horror I think that's an accomplished

This has so much "Does Bruno Mars is Gay?" energy and I'm here for it

What you don’t know, is that his real name is STRANGE ÆONS

i wanna be *just* well known enough to have a wildly inaccurate famousbirthdays page

“Strange Aeons is a non-Newtonian fluid that constantly changes mass, height, sex, sexuality, physical location, etc. based on the best of our knowledge” If these websites were book reports, they would get an incomplete and a note from the teacher saying, “See me after class”

as a proud citizen of canaiada, United States I am so glad that he is here to protect us with his undetermined biceps.

"Strange Aeons's boyfriend" I cannot even. It is just so odd.

"he was born in her mother's home city in Canada, United States" is absolutely MURDERING ME AJHSGFDJHGSDJFG

“I cannot be measured, I cannot be contained, I cannot be perceived, just try it” Strange Aeons identifies as Keter class confirmed.

“He enjoys his job and continues to try the best he can” Why is this website damning you with the faintest praise

“Dark shading hair and dark black eyes” sounds like bad fanfic

Seeing these websites gives me motivation because I feel so much more competent

His real name is Strange Aeons and she is an unheighted Instagram star from Canada, United States with no eyes, hair or children. We are currently reviewing Strange's boyfriend.

the universal lesbian experience of using a garfield to cover up an ex's name

the embodiment of "i do not wish to be perceived"

“According to our records, she has no children” *spine creek*

Which is more dangerous, trying to measure Strange Aeons' height, or trying to out pizza the Hut?

Fun fact: Wolverine's origin was shrouded in mystery for decades, so he was also born in unknown, unknown, but turned out to be Canadian. Strange Aeons has adamantium claws confirmed!

The “He was born in her mother’s home” and “He is a renowned RU-vid in United States and another neighboring country” are word for word off of Drew Gooden’s page. Not only are they ripping off famous birthdays, they’re ripping off themselves. Edit: So is the “Her body measurement are 42 inch”

“According to our database, Strange is still alive.” Was not expecting to get hit with Marvel villain dialogue, but alright.

Yesterday was my birthday and my mom got me a Furby. His name is Dave, but soon he will be longifed and become Daaaaaaaaave. Thank you for introducing me into the wonderful world of Long Furbies.

"he was born in her mother's home city in Canada, United States" is my new favorite sentence

This "Strange Æons" fella sounds like a real mysterious guy.

Height: unknown Weight: unknown Power levels: unknown 😳

i choked on ice cream laughing so hard at “but what you don’t know, is his real name is strange aeons”

*_"He_* was born in *_her_* mother's home..." How did Strange Aeons manage to be *gender-fluid* in a single sentence? That's amazing! 😮

I need “according to our database, strange is still alive” on a t-shirt.

Someone had to sit down and physically type out "What you don't know if his real name is Strange Aeons" and then hit post

I love that Teya didn't take any offence/make fun of that site using "he/him" pronouns for her. Like it was only even acknowledged to clarify that they weren't correct, and then she just moved on. We love the energy ❤💕

i just found out she's younger than me.. jeez..

The worm in the background seems sad, have you remembered feeding him his weekly soulsoup?

“What you dont know is his real name is strange aeons”

don't let this distract you from the fact that his real name is strange aeons

We need fanart of Strange as a cryptid, using characteristics from this website.

THEORY: They have quick input boxes so when they have to write in that Teya has a girlfriend the system, it gives her male pronouns? But hey, that's just a theory P:

I was JUST on your tumblr. I truly do fear you. You have invaded my psyche with your spider weed.

I never imagined that he was 42 inch (convert in miter)

“What do you weigh?” “Pounds... perhaps kilograms...”

I choked on my water with the "biceps size: under review" 😂😂😂😂

Please make a shirt that says "What you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons" and underneath the text is just a picture of Thursday in his most fluffy, existential looking self.

I love how she put garfield in front of her ex’s name but took him away too early so you can still read it without pausing

the reason height is NA is that her legs actually go on forever. That why weve never seen past her knees

What you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons

What we didn't know, was that his real name was Strange Aeons.

“What you don’t know is that his real name is strange aeons” gives me “I wouldn’t be surprised if we never saw Denise Richards again” energy

in the Celebrity Facts cinematic universe, Canada has been annexed by the United States and the only survivor was the undefinable cryptid known only by the codename 'Strange Æons'.

i think i finally lost in when it was revealed her bicep measurements were "under review"

That one dislike is from Aeons boyfriend crying in his room.

I love the concept of Strange ÆONS being an Eldredge being who's appearance cannot be comprehended or explained with human words

something about "how tall is she?" "her height is Not available.." really gets me like its so much more suspicious than N/A

thank you mister eaons, your powerful lesbian energy guides me down the dark path of 'Height: N/A'

"he was born in her mother's home in Canada, United States" these websites are meant to be answering basic profile questions not creating more confusion-

You know, since our Lady of the Perpetual Crying Iggy, Jenna Marbles, stepped down from RU-vid there's been a void, like when a cousin moves away. I think you've started filling the 'comfort watch' void that jenna left in my soul. Thank you

Wow its funny how none of the websites mention her husband Jeremiah. Smh 😞

Watching her in class instead of learning quadratic expressions is the highlight of my day

im honestly not sure where you find these ideas but at this point ive seen everything. you could tell me strange aeons and onision were scheduled to fight in a walmarts parking lot and i'd buy tickets immediately, no questions asked

The website literally called Dating Celebs: We don't know who celebs are dating

It doesn't even say marital status, it says "martial status." "Are you in the army?" "Single."

I was using this video as background noise while working on a project in class and not really paying attention to it but the phrase "Canada, United States" at 7:31 absolutely shattered me

every time you upload a video i start chanting 'gays! gays! gays!' in my head, it triples the serotonin these vids give me & i highly recommend

This is a masterclass in titling. I did not come to RU-vid this fine day to watch something like this, but with a title like that how could I resist!

I haven't laughed so much in a long time, thank you. Especially the 'convert with miter' part got me good 🤣

"According to our database, Strange is still alive" would be a rad t shirt.

WAIT, it said "martial status" not "marital status"!!!! Your current status as a warrior is single

As a 39-year old dude, I enjoy "Strange's" videos waaaay too much lmao

When your teacher warns you something is going on your permanent record... this bot is surely the black hole those things are fed into.

to be fair, these websites and their wildly conflicting information do add to the goth cryptid aesthetic you've been cultivating, just listening to you read through them made me think you were some sort of SCP

The crack when you held Thursday was just golden timing

Just an FYI, the Garfield disappears early enough that the ex's name is visible for long enough to read it pretty easily.

“His real name is strange aeons” “Oh, so we’re using our made up names”

there so many quotes in this vid that I want on a shirt like "I cannot be measured, I cannot be contained, I cannot be perceived" and "what you don't know is that his real name is strange aeons"

"What you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons" reminds me of the fanfic with Strange Aeons and Abbey Classic

This made me cry laughing, thanks Strange

strange aeons: makes gay content that site for some reason: "HeR BoYfRiEnD"

the mystery/vagueness of these websites make them so funny holy shit

"Height (in Meters): 5 Feet 8 Inches Convert With Miter" DEAD

Strange Æons is a Biblically Accurate Angel confirmed.

What you don't know... Is that his real name... Is ✨Strange Aeons✨

Feed me your dark cursed content Möthêr

"He was born in her mothers home in Canada, United States" ... I fully scream laughed

Very glad I watched this RU-vid VIDEO from Strange Æons (real name), RU-vid STAR.

I just know that I will absolutely feel compelled to say "what you don't know is that his real name is Strange Aeons" randomly throughout my existence now.

Idk if it matters queen but on the first censorship Garfield disappears slightly too soon and u can make out the ex's name

Strange Aeons is also an independant record label from Denmark, focusing on Black Metal. Apparently. Weight and height unknown.

" I don't know if this is a thing anybody else has talked about, I don't even know if this is a thing that most people are aware of..I don't even entirely know how to explain what is going on.." Cit. Every Strange Eons video ever ~

Woah, I never expected Mr. Strange Aeons from Canada, United States to be taller than me.