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Same, I double checked what year I was on. I was like "did the pandemic start in 2019?... what year is it now?". My time perception is just agonizing at this point
Supercluster Brain: the wise man bowed his head solemnly and spoke: "theres actually zero difference between good & bad things. you imbecile. you fucking moron"
In my experience people hated it for poor writing, bad stereotypes, and the fact that it inadvertently helped to birth 50 Shades. The movies, tho, are great comedy
I hate the toxic, controlling, abusive relationships that are held up on a pedestal as "desirable", the super obvious abstinence-only metaphors, and the "hit them over the head" pro-life statement in the last one. But the movies are a great laugh! You can just FEEL how badly Robert wants to be doing literally anything else. 10/10 quality content.
I had a facebook boyfriend (I was 14 and in desperate need of validation) who would get so pissed off if you mentioned 50 shades of gray started out as a twilight fic because he hated twilight but loved gray. That relationship ended when he tried to threaten self harm to get me to do things I didn't want to do and a few weeks later his sister messaged me to let me know he wasn't 16 like he said he was.
Jokes on you, my dad was a grown ass man that loved twilight. Unironically. My mom couldnt even stand it. He thinks the baseball scene from the first movie is a cinematic masterpiece
Wait, can we start a tumblr community about the live action Cat In The Hat from 2003? Bc I just recently rewatched for the first time in like 8 years when I was high the other day and I fucking passed away. It’s a cinematic masterpiece. Update: Its been over a year and I also have watched this movie on acid. WHAT WAS I THINKING HOLY
@@TuberoseKisser Tumblr isn't supposed to be a joke? Complete honesty that's news to me. I sorta figured someone made a bet drunk and went 'lol watch this'
Twilight fandom in 2008: BELLA AND EDWARD SHOULD BE TOGETHER! Twilight fandom in 2009: BELLA AND JACOB SHOULD BE TOGETHER! Twilight fandom in 2019: EDWARD AND JACOB SHOULD BE TOGETHER!
@@nonah8076 having read twilight I think it was made with a little bit more thought that what people think. First they established that imprinting is not love but pure and total devotion, your life start and end with this person and you would do anything for them. Also they showed us a character who imprinted on a 3 years old and how he would act like her big brother and nothing else. Then of course people were super aware of how creepy it looked/sounded. And on top of that you had Edward telling Bella (and the reader) that not even once did Jacob had impure (I guess it means sexual) thoughts about the baby he just wanted her to be happy and safe. So even tho it's super sketchy and borderline disturbing it actually make sense in the context of the book.
When I was in high school I won my school’s public speaking competition one year by literally just bashing on twilight and then the whole school worshipped me for like a week I wish I was making this up I was a supreme edge lord in high school lmfao
It is a dimension as vast as space and as timeless as infinity. It is the middle ground between light and shadow, between science and superstition, and it lies between the pit of man's fears and the summit of his knowledge. This is the dimension of imagination. It is an area which we call the Twilight Tag.
Bella: You're impossibly fast, and long. Your skin is fuzzy and soft. Your eyes change color, and sometimes you speak like--like you're from a different website. You never eat or drink anything. You don't go out of your room... How long are you? Edward: Seventeen. Bella: How long have you been seventeen? Edward: A while. Bella: I know what you are. Edward: Say it. Out loud. Say it! Bella: LONG FURBY!!!
I have to admit, those shirts are well made and well fitted. I wore one for years as an undershirt under a work uniform, and it was so comfy and soft and lasted through a zillion washes and never got stinky lol .
"He was pale though, and tired looking.' That's her type, obviously." So like... most Slavic/Baltic men? Are we gonna get Twilight but with a Russian Doomer wave soundtrack?
My bff has photos from Forks when he visited. His favorite one is “Twilight Firewood for sale”. It was Twilight everywhere. I still give him crap bc I find it so funny!
Okay so I was 10 during the peak of the twilight franchise. I live in B.C. so I’m pretty close to forks. Because of the short distance my 10y/o brain would regularly go into the forest behind my house looking for vampires😂😂😭
Okay I finally watched all of these movies for the first time like a month ago with my sister and I loved them, it’s so bad and awkward and just stupidly funny to me. I deadass had to leave the room because I was laughing so hard at Bella’s *”YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCH NESS MONSTER???1?1?1?!1?”*
Also, I actually liked the characters, like unironically thought they were fine but the awkward shit like the scene where she walks into science class and Edward looks like he just smelled the BIGGEST shit and she sniffs her hair to check if it’s her and then they just sit and stare at each other for WAY too long? I mean ??? It’s so funny because I watched the movies thinking about what it’d be like to be her friend or a classmate or something and it makes it even more ridiculous like can you imagine just chilling in science class trying not to fail and you just see the two weirdos sitting in front of you staring at each other the entire time? I don’t care what anyone says, Twilight is the best comedy movie of the 21st century
“The cultural hatred of things geared towards teenage girls is usually disproportional” **Insert any romantic teen comedy, a young male singer or a boy band**
Dude!! Lindsay Ellis did such a great vid on this, it’s called something like “my apology to Stefanie Meyer” and delves into like, a lot on the disproportional hate towards teenage girls
Jade Alexandra Waldeburg I’m just now getting into it, and I must say I’m enjoying it more then I thought I would. Still have to read the last two books.
@@kayhaven4710 hell yeah! Good on you for giving it a chance even though everyone calls it cringy. I did genuinely enjoy the series, despite all the problematic aspects. The side characters are more interesting to me than the main characters, and many people seem to agree because there's a lot of fanfiction about them. I hope you enjoy the last two books!
Jade Alexandra Waldeburg omg same!!!! I originally watched the movies first and was intrigued by the back stories most of the side characters had. So I read the books to find out more. I’d love to see what Stephanie Meyer writes next because I think she has real potential as a writer.
Jade Alexandra Waldeburg also the only really problematic character is Bella. She’s so close to being a really decent character that it’s easy for me to insert my badass version of her into most of the story. Also Edward is not as bad as everyone makes him out to be. If anything he’s good for Bella. He keeps trying to make sure she keeps up with her friendships, her relationship with her dad, and apply for college. Now there are definitely problems with their relationship, but not as bad as that tripe known as Fifty Shades of Grey (Shit).
@@kayhaven4710 that's fair, I do that too with Bella's character so that it's less like watching depression be a person. Edward is okay later on when he isn't battling Jacob for Bella, the problematic area is him watching Bella sleep (creepy stalker shits) and leaving her alone even knowing how codependent they are. That's not a healthy relationship. Another problem is Leah vs Bella: Bella gets her happy ending because she doesn't have premarital sex, while Leah dated Sam (I can't remember if it's canon that they had sex but my point stands regardless) and gets no canon happy ending. Yet another problem is imprinting on babies. Steph Meyer can say all she wants that it isn't sexual and that it's the Fates, it is still grooming behavior to be around a child as it grows and then date it later. So those are the problematic aspects I meant. This kind of turned into a rant lmao sorry. I enjoy the series with a critical eye, as it is. I accept that the lore and the characters are fun and interesting, while also accepting that there are creepy aspects. It's fine *cut to me sitting in a room on fire*
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@@Andyatl2002 People said that about weebs a few years back, and now it's called the "weeb community" and it's used as a form of irony rather than insult.
@@CoryMck Yes. I have. Obviously it's not something that commonly happens, say, at a bus stop, provided there aren't any outside factors like a shirt/accessory.
Cory Mck oh I’ve totally had people introduce themselves as weebs. All the time. A girl in my orchestra walked in wearing a sweatshirt that said “you wouldn’t get it it’s a weeb thing” and a lot of my anime-loving friends call themselves weebs. I know I’m not part of the convo but I wanted to put some input
one of my friends had theorized that since Jacob ends up imprinting on Resume, that this was the reason for Jacob's initial attraction to Bella (because resume was always a part of Bella) But with that logic, he should have also been attracted to Edward's vampire genitals so idk :/
@A z Imprinting isn't always romantic. They described it in the book as being whatever that person needs you to be. It's unconditional love and basically you're attached to this person no matter what you do no matter what form that takes (romantic or platonic or something else). And I didn't finish the books series or watch the movies so idk if it really is a euphemism for grooming.
@@Vexvaporrub the imprinting thing has two big plot points: one is Emily and Sam which is an issue due to the fact it's very "stay with a man who hits you!" And the other is Jacob and renesmee and Jacob literally has thoughts about dating her in the future and then there's the promise bracelet....
Twilight definitely had problematic aspects like the native American depiction, but so much of the hate was misogyny. It just was. I shamelessly love it for nostalgia
Courtney Hammett word, my mom and I watched and read all the twilight series together, even if we look back at it now and laugh, there’s still a soft spot in my heart for it
@@proserpinabringerofdeath5935 Twilight is a narrative where the Quileute are super heroes who are the only people on Earth capable of transforming into spirit animals who defeat white vampires who kill people and take over other people's land... It is openly against racism and the American ongoing neo-colonialism. You're just a misogynist, that's all.
Emmett is my favorite from the books. He has some of the best dialouge and his laid back, "I'mma do me" attitude is just awesome. I wanted more of him in the books, and the movies just didn't capture his personality. Also, Garrett and Kate are freaking life!
I genuinely love the first twilight movie because of the cinematography like yeah the plot and and acting are bonkers but the *a* *e* *s* *t* *h* *e* *t* *i* *c* is quality
Are you kidding me? The first twilight film has one of the ugliest examples of colour grading ever. Anytime a scenes outside it geniunly hurts my eyes with how absurdly green everything is.
@@theligerloverman it really does depend on shot by shot, the series has some good shots, but also a lot of awful ones, it doesn't stray away from the fact that although there are many poor shots, there are also some good ones
Drove through there on my way back to Victoria from the Oregon coast, you definitely notice how much of a cornerstone Twilight has become to the local tourist economy. But I agree, it's funny how the town looks nothing like you imagine from watching the films. They do present a lovely patchwork of the types of scenery we have in the Pacific Northwest however, having used filming locations all over Washington, Oregon and British Columbia, some of which I recognize and have been to.
I recently re discovered Twilight after being a "hater" when I was in middle school. I watched all the movies on Hulu and, like, theyre not GOOD, but I had a good time.
@@josch5071 I mean if she owns the rights it's a practical blockade to the idea. Although whatever studio made the first ones probably does... So could be done in spite of her. I was mainly pointing it out cause when you look at it through the lense of "written by conservative religious person" its kinda obvious how much Twilight was influenced by her values and faith. For me it's hard to separate that from the work and idk adding LGBTQIA+ people to that setting would take it from "ha ha this romance is so bad and showcases how ridiculous some religious values are" to "oh God let me relive my years as a baby gay in Catholic school surrounded by purity culture". So yeah... Idk
I appreciate this channel on a very deep level. Something about her feels like manifestation of a subculture from the early 2000s which aged so finely. Thank you for creating this groovy island in a sea of oversaturated salt.
Okay so tonight's Jane the Virgin episode made me cry twice, and it was really nice to see a new Strange Aeons after that. There is hope and goodness in the world.
My new favorite thing to do is to reveal that the new Batman is Edward Cullen/Cedric Diggory to the nerd elitist boys who made fun of me for liking the Twilight books all through middle school and high school.
Hey you! In the books since Jacob is in love with Bella and him and his wolf pack share a mental connection. The other werewolves HAVE WET DREAMS ABOUT HER, INCLUDING THE WOMEN. This is canon and I just felt like sharing
And yes it goes the other way around, Leah (werewolf girl) is attracted to the pack leader, and since they all share a mental connection everyone knows and they occasionally feel sexual attraction towards him.
linus goldberg Wolf Pack: Alpha, we need your guidance! The Pale Ones have infiltrated our lands! Alpha: ~ *CAN’T. STOP. JACKING. OFF.* ~ Wolf Pack: Uummm, alpha, seriously, we need to talk. Also...why is there a life sized photo of you glued to your bedroom door..? Alpha: Leave my presence! MUST. MASTURBATE. God, I’m sexy. Hnnnnnggggg.
Right? The outcry of a generation (or more) Don't care for Mary Sues myself but I've sure played a lot of dating sims lately... I'm a grown ass-woman who works and is reasonable all day and this year's general climate has been a dumpster fire, sometimes I just need to invest in my player character's lives like I would in a soap opera and gush at fictional witty banter.
MOOD I'm dead from school and tests and I was so tired and just went and played club penguin for 1 hour. It was so fun I called a friend and we just started fucking around, we played and laughed so much bc NOT A SINGLE PERSON IN THERE WAS A KID *THE YOUNGEST ONE WE FOUND WAS LIKE 15*
I can say with no shame whatsoever that I've always made fun of Twilight, never EVER read the books and only watched like one movie and a half - but my god, Twilight memes are the BEST THING on this planet (especially that one roleplay thing on livejournal where two people brought Edward, a who-knows-how-old virgin costantly surrounded by people having sex until Bella appears, to its logical and hilarious conclusion) as well as crossover fanfiction. Or just Twilight fanfiction in general. From people trying to fix it, to those just smashing the Twilight universe with Naruto's and hoping for the best, I love every single bit of it.
tumblr user in 2019: life is hard, the world is figuratively and literally on fire I need every shred of positive energy I can get Me in 2021: Still a mood
Why Twilight is isn't horrible: 1.The Pacific Northwest is pretty... 2. It's so bad and stupid that it's funny... 3.The Sound track is good... 4. Good looking guys...
The Lindsey Ellis video is called "Dear Stephanie Meyer", in case anyone is interested. It's a solid take on the hate geared at Twilight over the past decade.
TheEllaDarling that’s a great video! A smaller RU-vidr called Olivia Kathryn also made a video defending it a while back. As someone who is tired of hearing the uncalled for twilight hate, it was a nice video to watch.
it was okay except she ignores the negative consequences for the quileute, who are a real, actual native american tribe who have been repeatedly fucked over by twilight and the twilight fandom.
