the fastest man in skyblock 

so fast

Oof

WAOIT HOLD DIDN'T U DIE?!

@@chenz9254 no dude. Yoou can't. You're a slave to us

i enjoy techno allen

that's a like.

Bruhhhhhh

I-

*How can a comment be so dark and cursed but sensible at the same time*

Zen I don’t know

o7

About that

LOL

@@flappeercraft7979 ...

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES, HE WILL ALWAYS BE HERE IN OUR HEARTS

That is true

*beep*

@@dawnbreaker7253 yea so true

He left our lives as fast as he could run...

Cursed

i did not need to see that at 8AM but ok

An Orphan sword... Like a pigman sword, Enchanted pork. Enchanted grilled pork Enchanted orphan.ENCHANTED GRILLED ORPHAN

Take them all and then craft the young dragons head

Just don’t make any dad jokes

ikr

So many things wrong with that one sentence.

@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 It's womderft

@@cadbanesfavoritehat5655 what's wrong with slavery and animal harm?

@@mr.nobody7176 its because those radical leftist northener american communists treat both of them like crimes (This is a joke btw)

Dude that’s gotta be one of the funniest clips i’ve ever seen

Chaotic good

Dont look in the comments

It's because people don't know how to move on from a parasocial relationship.

@@themechanicalvee5244 LMFAO truest shit I heard all day

Saaaaaaaame

@@themechanicalvee5244 it's because no one knows what a fken social relationship is because they are all people so lonely at school and home to the point they resort to turning into junkies using Nyquil to stay happy. Then the suddenly unexpected dea... retirement* happened then they all mounted and haven't moved on. As Sun Zu never said "Strong-willed people thrive better", that is certainly better for people like @rgbtoaster9409 .

nice

wait what? how is it orphaned

Because the old dragon died

CSGaming it isn’t canon that old dragon is his dad

I will protect every dragon

Just get 400 talisman with 1 percent speed

@@akw.lol. You do know that you would have to kill 40 thousand bats then... Right?

@@jessely3403 yes, thats skyblock, grind for years just for slightly better stuff

@@akw.lol. um. lol..? i guess?

@@jessely3403 talismans don’t stack

No replies?

@@I-am-your-sunshine-lebron well I don't care for replies XD I just Miss Techno since he is one of the Inspirations that got me doing RU-vid

@@BloodSlayer429 yeah i just kinda find it funny you had 500 likes but no replies

F techno

then they added dungeon armor made with enchanted orphans

@@acidtimejams8208 which one?

@@DexFire1115 *Young dragon armor is made out of orphans*

@@Sorta8 holy

@@lunaticbyte no adaptive

That’s made out of 160 other orphans

As I do not have friends this is not a problem for me

An enchanted orphanage will be made out of 160 enchanted orphans

@Aidan Penaherrera Or you can get the terrorist minion which burns 30 orphanges every 5 hours

Friend: I have pie. Me: WE HAVE PERMISSION TO ACTIVATE WARP SPEED

I busted out of laughen at that point

Just... Why?

quicker than the Japanese bombed Pearl Harbor

@@quinn3109 has that ever been said before?

Not the thought that went through my mind when I heard this, but it’ll do.

this is technoblade we are talking about

Yes

L o L

I mean- i don’t know what to *say.*

@@Caligtag lol edited

I think it was coming soon.?

I think it was coming soon also time still passes (see the time on the sidebar)

bruh it was a year ago

3:26 did anyone notice he had 17 ender pearls instead of 16

@@legendaryseal2430 technohacker

No, not mach 3. Mach 50. He legitimately can warp from one map location to another in 0.5 seconds.

He gets called a hacker no matter what game mode he plays!

@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp

@@originaljoke4502 nice pfp

that was said by one person.

fr lol

Yes no

Well yes but actually no

*Potato Farming speed*is also speed so...

He also used speed to farm it

Just a few months later and squid is like over 18 sooo older than you

when tommy gets elytra

Technoplane

.... the flying word in ur comment @Nula Kano it’s floating not flying he said floating

@@ajzhunt lmao so hard

lol

In a single statement that makes sense and is right

I’m a good person even tho I didn’t donate to charity, but my slaves did, paid slaves. I did it, it sounds normal- kinda

My slaves did get paid about 30 dollars an hour for their hard work, and I let them quit when they wanted to, so I think I'm a good person.

@@meechsanims slaves don’t get paid if you paid them they’re workers

@@Pji56 I was gonna tack that on but it had to be in one sentence

Dustvio YT im ur 100th like :)

ZacEchizenGamer Thanks!

@@yo_imarat8189 im ur 741 like :)

Daniel Beauchot Thanks

"I've spent so many hours failing to get the bat talisman that now my voice has changed significantly"

damn

A little bit late to the party Mr.IAmEverywhere

Better late than never

a

1 year late brother

my bruhtha you kinda late here.

7:25 uhh you mean 55

Because he got them from minions

@@MinusZaxis but then they turn into stacks of 16

Nothing is in skyblock

MrHotSandWich this video was 1 year ago

What a casual, am I right?

Potatoes aren't a stat, they're a lifestyle.

Yehonatan Duek farming is a stat I think

@@user-dh8oi2mk4f potato farming is beyond stats, nothing can capture its value.

Speed does boost his manual farming though.

woah dude and that's when Technoblade became the founder of KFC

And he said they don't have right sooo

Pigs 2019-2019

Lmfao.

@@esai2152 bruvh

Joey Woey *WISE DRAGON*

*WISE DRAGON*

can this piece of meat get 1000 subs *DID U COPY ME?!*

Once I had 103 dirt blocks in a stack, weard glitch

Blocky Master sorry I didn’t see your comment

uhm achtuallie it wood eb enchanted orhpahn metablocks

bruh i've already gotten so much progress, i got like 10 double chests of enchanted orphans just waiting for the craft

damn thats a lot of orphans .____________.

@@domeen0gt895 more like thats a huge double chest to have that many e n c h a n t e d orphans in

If harry potter became an armour

True dat

Indeed

Damm

Summer break, winter break, spring break, autumn break, staff day.

oof

9:49

Bro it’s been a year calm down

Syndiate i was also gonna comment that omfg

Welcome to skyblock

Well This is Skyblock

This comment is stolen from a comment from 3 months ago... And I think that one was stolen too.

@@anaccount4354 Well, if there was a comment like this one, I didn't mean to steal it.

how

Isaac Martinez that’s not even funny lol

Just let me have this ok

but you have a roblox profile

Discrimination reeeee

shut up he's in hell

@@icey1262why

Young dragon is poggers

Yep

@Videoms hi

wise:

The end did not exist back then

Linagn very cool

Big Boss very cool

@@poghogdogfrog You are very lucky then😮

@@poghogdogfrog Still very lucky compared to me

aannnddd it took me 7500 to get wise on my chestplate lmao

The children of parents who have curse of vanishing

But he didn’t think it was worth it..

@@fjxs Where did you hear him say that?

@minecraft epicness bruh im not even at that yet I legit am stuck on making me a godset and techno and you here aiming for legendary tier items ;w;

e p i c

When you have a high enough level in the English skill tree english will bend to your will.

when you defy english when you're studying it

*t a l i s m e n*

T a i l s m e n s

He says he's an english major, but little does he know it's pronounced mens not mans

@Ventea You just had to be here to ruin it.

Anime is gross

@@HeyJinx you’re gross

@@HeyJinx Says someone with the name Coffee-

@@HeyJinx your profile picture perfectly describes you

could also get minion from any other source than crafting

He prob traded for it

He still kill atleast 1 pig to unlock the collection

Locyin Chan To get the collection, you need to kill a pig or take the pork from your slaves. If someone else gave him the minion, he would have the collection

He could’ve bought porkchops

Yes

TECHNO PLANE AND TECHNOCAr

@@thomasholder4917 get tf out nO

hypixel would just make a racetrack island specifically for technoblade to do that lmao

That's so dumb that its smart

Bruh i read this when that scne ecame up

@@cooleKinder same

Fate???

You get corona effect

Speed is a drug

@@plippy3717 dont necropost

Charles ok charles

@@Charles-ev8sb doesn't really matter on yt

@@Charles-ev8sb who cares lol

Ripping of other comments, huh?

@@dedenyt everyone's quoting him shut up

1 Enchanted orphan are made out of 1 stack of teho head,1stack of skeleton head and 1 skeleron minion

i knew there would be a comment about this

Woah, you watched the video?

he was really good inded

The best 😢

You need to kill pigs to get slaves lol

"Imma a good person I did not Picked the coton, 𝑀𝑦 𝑠𝑙𝑎𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑑𝑖𝑑.“

Generally how jokes work

S L A V E R Y

@Itz harbir 7:22

Is this a Song? Hehehe

@@benfrank9622 its called "I Want To Break Free" by queens

U copie my comment

@@medeleanuvlad6706 you didn't post any comment

o7

I don’t really get why he would go out of his way to say it since he already said in the beginning that he only cared about speed and it was the only stat he was willing to upgrade and spend on to get it to the max

@Michael Pawelczak nah I’d rather not because I don’t have to and it’s just common sense.

@@dalepisarczyk2080 ur just being toxic for no reason, people are just trying to have a good time and you are ruining it

@@levington6704 How am i being toxic? he told me to shut up so i decided to fight back. That's like you going up to me and calling me a loser, than i say something back and your friend accuses me of being toxic. And also..... HOW AM I RUINING OTHER PEOPLS FUN LOL? Like dude i said nothing and i repeat NOTHING mean to this guy's comment, and then you accuse me of being mean? Like dude i was just trying to say something and you accuse me of being mean. Christ i have lost hope for humanity.

I've lost that ages ago

i saw a guy in the chat named Amazon_Canada also

@@LacyCrusty lmaoo

lol

@@TFNfinalflame21 u hav a stupid name

@@LacyCrusty 9:24

wisdomguy who is actually not very wise kill his parents. then get the orphan

Who dat

Inexorable.... thats a big word but yes I agree techno never dies

God speed techno

Why are these comments everywhere and wdym techno died

@@spiderman2897 he died of cancer yesterday dude

@@spiderman2897 he died on june 10th but it was announced yesterday

love this comment

o7

9:30 coryxkenshin 5 minutes during every yandere simulator video

why is this a top comment lol

yeah, we all watched the vid.

YES!

That's not funny. You just take something out of the video and put it as a comment.

Too

Endercreeper _25 100TH LIKERRR

JustBark Ha! You underestimate the powers of Techno’s new haircut! He spends twenty FIVE hours a day playing skyblock.

@@killernemesisgaming9317 NANI!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!

He must be a stando user

Thats the secret of the OPness of our king pig technoblade

mood tbh

Seems legit

Wait ........what

3:30 slot 3

wait WHAT

He stacked 57 at 7:08

You could pick up an enderman minion which would stack them to 64 but if you split it you cant combine it again

WE FOUND THE ORPHAN TECHNO

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

2:03

@Andrew Rodd that's not a stan lol

When you realize young dragon armor is made of orphans

I am, the Flash

Fastest pig*

Technoblades declassified mineman genocide

And I am, A PIG

Is this a flash parady