Skyblock: Potato War 3 (FINALE) 

nice hair dude edit: rest easy, king ❤️ hair is still on point by the way

You put so much effort in this its actually more than impressive

But you lost in the end for which I do not judge you for you went up against an adversary who was willing to let his father die so he could defeat you

DANCE POTATO BOY

Hey, at least you've tried. And besides, being second place is not a bad thing right?

I can hear Niki and Wilbur laughing in the background

Ýøų mąđłåď and dream

DANCE POTATO BOY DANCE

of course he wouldnt SAY that... THAT WOULD BE SHOWING HIS HAND!! "All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must appear inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near." - Sun Tzu: The Art of War

Where does that quote come from

Techno is on another level

Same lmao

7:13

just like his sanity with potatoes

KONO TECHNO DA!

I really f*cking miss him

same.. same

@@user-nc3fc2ne4w me too. I thought it would get easier as more time passed, and I guess it has, but…

​@@KumoriLoveI think it'll always still hurt no matter how long it's been. But let's remember all the fun times and great memories he created with us. Because that is what made us love him in the first place. That's why I'm here still watching his videos; remembering the great memories. Truly a legend we had. ❤

It’s why I keep coming back to this video

I was just thinking that

SAME

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

@@zacharynguyen7286thanks Zachary. I appreciate your comment ❤

This is so DAMN true

pog

Awesome

Wow

You lied, or the FBI couldn't use milliseconds on those 18 people

**this is useful info**

And sanity

And his 3 million subscribers

Episode VI: Return of the Content

:o

Not like he had any

❤

❤

Chills every time

Same here

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

He was one of the best

One of? Nah he is da best

What mean he was he still lives in our hearths so i would sai he is a true inspiration

HILARIOUS

Wait really

XD

@@anuragneelam8527 yeah-

I missed that and it so dose XD

Lmao

, DIO!

Lol

@@nahby jojo refference

7:10

It's probably not even everything

Legit was like this is some death note level shit right here

Arif Last Name lol yea, I bet techno has a million other secrets hiding in deep, dark corners.

@@Joshpacks techno explaining was like sherlock holmes explaining the mureder after he solved it

*we* *win* *these*

He probably might have done it if it weren't illegal even then he COULD be using the advanced tactic known as lying

@@sperinthalakkat9831 I feel like the only person Techno is willing to seriously harm in pursuit of victory is himself

Yes

I hate that he _didn't_

(Dance begins) Tell me if you got the referens

Ong bro, I remember the exact moment I saw the vid about his passing, It was 6 am (I woke up early for seemingly no reason, I did not have school or a timer) and instead of going to make myself coffee I felt the urge to grab my phone and look at notifications, I saw the video and I thought "Well maybe he's just retiring, or maybe it's a joke" but then I saw it... and I just broke, I couldn't handle it I cried, everyone in my house was asleep, so I cried quietly under the blanket, I felt like a 8 year old child, I eventually fell asleep again after crying for an hour, after which I woke up at 10 am only to realize it wasn't a dream... Rest in peace king.

Lol

The best way to win the game is to not play in the first place

second place is the only palce witch shows u are not bad but not the best but all i can say is whatte hell techno and squid needs their own personal heavens filled with everything exept potatoes or a hell filled with potatoes

@@mcbagel__ skyblock farming update: potato blight

Never thought of that

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

@@pikachupokemon9198 mood

In a online game

Work work work and your dead

"Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War

Ye

if technoblade became scientist he would either save the world or end it

Jeff Alaba Or “blood for the blood god”

Start of goirnos theme

“I need to get closer before I can take the crown from you.”

Bro you got 600 likes in 1 hour

Sky 03 SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

Mc championship: fine I'll do it myself

Océane Tir you mean Smajor

"Not now, potato crisis"

Obama Cube “I’m turning into Ireland during 1845”

@O!D Braixenn Well, he didn’t that time

Well said

I mean like this series came out 2019 to 20 so like it's not THAT old

No it’s not hahaha

xD

it's technoblade, most of his sentences are way too intense for anything

And this is exactly why I want him to write a book. Any book, I don't care what it's about. Even if it's a Children's Book, I'll read it.

@@supertron6039 knowing that he was an English major, it would definitely be top tier

I'd be more scared that he did a lot of underhanded tactics. Sabotage, bribery, social profiling, charts and graphs. God forbid he wants to pull off a bank heist in his life

nice pfp

@@sol9057 Not just a bank heist. With his ability to sus out info on people and figure out their steps ahead of them, plus the crazy good reaction time he clearly has he could be a leading CIA operative and strategist.

What scares me is that he didn't even hesitate on the morality, but decided against it because he wasn't sure if it'd be legal

This man is truly frightening.

Yup

same here

Yup

Same here

Yep

Yeah. Nice vids btw

a verified channel commented, better reply so i could flex.

i was here

Wow only 30 likes as a verified person? Wow

@@punchcoolboy4462 so??

Yo me to

Same

same

*Teapot kettle noises*

Techno: wins the potato war Every one else in the top 50 Who isn't squidkkd: Hello three

there is 1 on main hub

@@0269_m i thought it got taken down later but if it is there now then that is good

@@0269_m where

It sounds really bad regardless of context

Still sounds pretty bad with context

an old man stalks kid memorizes his sleep schedule

It's bad no matter what and it's probably one of the tamer things

Sun tzu would be proud of you

Same

You

Yes

Same

Bro how are u gaining so many likes every time I refresh u go up 70

Sure

For the record, it's legal and not considered torture because squid was still in the safety of his own home with his own free will

@@SirVennie Haha thanks for doing the research man

@@SirVennie thanks ;)

But isnt it like harrasment?

@@theghostreckon69420 nice stroke bro

Not 4 but 100 parallel universes

real gamer not 100 but 2.5 billion parallel universes

Nani

You guys make it sound like it was a war, this was just another day of Technoblade bullying a child

ThyRubyKing it feels like when sitama realized that even against the “denominator of the universe” he would never be able to use his full strength idk tho

Technoblade had ever said "I'm free" in bedwars record iirc.

Unbroken Connor that never happens

bro it made me cry

It hit hard 😭😭😭😭

I read the book and can personally tell you thats in there

Zu should actually be spelled tzu and its irking me but whatever -a random comment Edit: thx for changing it bro ;)

xd

dang

Tzu

Amen, brother, you know he's in heaven now planning in how he will take over the kingdom of God!

Hope everyone doing good and staying safe. Sending support and hearts. ❤❤❤

​@@msmcpherson6629...but he's an atheist, nah I'm messing I get what ur saying

Bro taught us that doesn't matter how dumb or silly our ambitions may seem we should always tackle it with the stubbornness of a boar

Hope everyone is doing good and staying safe. If you need to talk to someone or need help, there are people who care. Sending support and hearts. ❤️❤️❤️

he is crazy man

That is facts 🤣🤣

Yay I was 1k like

That’s what you call dedication

I mean,he’s a smart man because of that dude

meanwhile lingling is farming 40hours per day

Charlie Franklin dang it i wanted to say that

@@charliefranklin8523 YES LINGLING

inteRESting

what you talking about, the woman IS the potatos

I painted these words on my wall

Ok

I want these words

On the public quote forum

god that line had no fuckin right to be as raw as it was

Who needs dream smp when you have POTATOES

The chaotic energy

exactly

@@indika911 The only true reason

@GameShark y e s

perfect perfection

@@dysphou225 confused confusing confusion

I'm your 500th like. Be proud.

time?

James The Smart its 5 right now

I prefer to go full send

Let's hope this interaction, as funny as it will inevitably be, won't be anytime soon.

@@hashiramasenju5001 you fool. This interaction happened years ago.

@@metactal have you seen techno's video as to why he hasn't uploaded as often in a while?

@@hannibaljuelenemrke6097 yes

It’s true

15:06

LMAO That's like in the other video when Squid said he was going to drop out of college, and Techno was like. Doesn't sound like a good idea being #2 in potatoes doesn't pay very well.

I dont get it

Yuh

I thought the exact same thing, when I saw the end. He's the kind of guy to fight for something so hard, that he feels free when he's finally able to stop.

I guess i'm a criminal, because if Minecraft's a prison, then maybe prison isn't so bad...

Not to be that guy, but Minecraft=Persona 5

Hypixel*

A

It has been almost four years now, in a couple of months.

@@NataliaDrownedinaForestwithPJO It's been 9 years Boss (If you get this reference you are a legend)

The unintentional strats

It's because an artist who made some of his thumbnails traced another person, and after the person told Techno about it, he changed the thumbnail because he understood how hard it was to make art. I found this off a reddit post in r/technoblade, it was on Twitter

K

@@titanlord9267 Dayum

Lmao

Wut

Lol

That honestly sounds like something he'd say

He could probably also find out how much energy he gets from his diet and thus how long he would be able to farm

666 likes Edit: Somebody messed it up

I think he did, I just maybe think he did

@@leoswalkthroughs3498 there’s a chance that technoblade did what he always did which is torture enemies in video games and sometimes mentally

@@leoswalkthroughs3498 Watch squids perspective. He did.

YOU SAID IT WRONG ITS "so i decided to shelve that strategy for later" JEEZ SMH /j

Interestingly, it’s perfectly fine as long as it’s less than 180h

potato war 1: victory potato war 2: deception potato war 3: reality

@@Username-1939t9 sounds like the OG Star Wars trilogy haha

If you are joking yes if not nope

@@alexanderschmid6251 It's unironically better, lmfao.

*FRED 3*

Sadly he lost the war with cancer… rip

​​@@nandyalavlogs5151When you die of cancer, the cancer dies too. It's not a loss, but a tie. Technoblade never loses 🔥

I still come back to it just to watch the end over and over again haha it’s so good.

@@jennagood6468 me too

HONESTLY SAME-

The last 5 minutes always gives me chills

gave me Last of Us vibes

suffering from success

@@immortalmango_495 Funny how this madman just keeps proving that you can do exactly that.

Lmfao

you have possibly the best name I have ever seen

GAYLORD42 “sometimes it’s tough being the best” -Technoblade

Same

420th like🥶

ikr it’s so relatable

Is it bad that I want to invite him some of his friends dreamteam and the redstone masters to create meme worthy chaos?

Ckoach04 Haha funny drug number so funni

Dude I still laugh at that line and its delivery

The way he says “because it was me” 😂

@@gardenpop same

7:09

Same energy as the obi wan “well of course I know him, he’s me

you can track something, but that doesn't mean you know what it's going to do next, mad beasts are very hard to predict after all

@@director1336 pretty sure it was joke

@@fijibaron1556 ^

The almighty *TECHO*

Techno*

off*

But he streamed so much of it...

He did not. He streamed the last 20 minutes of it, meanwhile the two weeks leading up to it have been the same thing but 11 hours a day, and for months before that he was still doing a lot by hand

HAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

@@metalapplesus oh and what he means is when people say I did "some" its ment to be a joke

I feel like he spent a lot of time actually thinking about doing it. LoL

Ashfer2 very important and debatable ethics question

Yes

Yes It doesnt mean torture it you remove his sleep schedule it will be called Slowing Down The Opposition

He was probably going to do it, he just didn't know if it was legally considered torture.

YOU MAY HAVE OUT SMARTED MY OUTSMART BUT I KNEW THAT SO I OUT SMARTED YOU

So basically death note

Cruizing Pretty Much Death Note, but this is also a JoJo Reference

Josef jostar

Some jojos shit

LOL YEA

I just noticed it lol

He is back

*1845 COLORIZED*

We learned about the potato famine in human geography, and every time the teacher says potato I think of Techno and the potato wars

As an Irish person I can confirm

I am Irish and this is very much true

I know it's not what you ment and it's probably just a typo but you should probably change piece to peace, otherwise it's somewhat disrespect. I miss him...

I miss him man.

The Art of Potato's

Art of Potato Wars

the art of potato farming

The art of wasting you're life on farming potatoes

And that is warfare. :)

I hope your wrong

@@clippedoutofcontext2283 me 2

@@clippedoutofcontext2283 you hope his wrong what?

everyone who is shocked just didn't pay attention

Hey, should I make a flash intro for techno's intro?

❤

:)

Ye same I got a shiver down my spine

Rip techno

the foreshadowing its almost lke future techno edited this video with that cryptic last line, noone else wouldve felt much from it until after techno's passing :(

ye sad

rest in peace...

But most importantly PLUS 1% SPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

18:50 Ayyy, LMAO Nice catch!!!

It also has speed +1 lol

@@gamerben5284 That's the first thing I noticed XD

He's not the myth, He's the legend.

Mood

They don't call him THE BLOOD GOD without reason, y'know

@@totmgsrockxd9900 yessir

You've seen him and this surprises you?

Sleep is for the weak anyways

It took you this long to get that?

just now? really?

Yup

I don’t think you understand how far techno will go to triumph

@@giosworkshop475 It's necessary