The First Guy - CRIME COMPILATION

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Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!
00:00 - The First Guy To Ever Commit A Crime
02:20 - The First Guy To Ever Punch Someone
05:33 - The First Guy To Ever Kidnap Someone
09:17 - The First Guy To Ever Rob A Bank
12:39 - The First Guy To Ever Go To Prison
15:52 - The First Guy To Ever Hire An Assassin
19:30 - The First Guy To Ever Shoplift
23:12 - The First Guy To Ever Solve A Crime
26:41 - The First Guy To Ever Vandalize
30:05 - The First Guy To Ever Take A Hostage
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@RyanGeorge Год назад

Hi there hello I'm away on my honeymoon for two weeks, so please enjoy this compilation of crime-related First Guy videos! Back to new sketches when I return!

@Fharaway Год назад

@mrax5570 Год назад

bye

@magic716_ Год назад

First Jk

@Luis-Sosa Год назад

Cool

@toiletjoseph4167 Год назад

@coacht8121 Год назад

Ryan has committed so many crimes at risk of being arrested just for the sake of our entertainment. Mad respect.

@wayneanderton4953 Год назад

He won't get arrested. He'll be locked in a room for some time

@REDACTED.O5-13 Год назад

waiting for a r/wooosh

@Massfig Год назад

@@REDACTED.O5-13here you go, what do you mean Put IN A RoOm you sound stupid, ya doofus.

@AdamL134 Год назад

He gets so many real police in his videos , if they catch on they'll be so mad.

@Gildedmuse Год назад

One of these days, Ryan is going to have him arrested.

@dogmgee3206 Год назад

I love that Ryan’s version of banks are just big piles of money in some random office

@GayFesh Год назад

the first guy to invent a safe hasn't happened yet

@dan_asd Год назад

@@GayFesh i was going to the first guy to say that but i guess i am the first guy to be infuriated at not being the first guy to say that

@canadadry5449 Год назад

Okiloveyoubye

@my3dviews Год назад

You mean they're not? 🤔

@ExpensivePizza Год назад

Don't worry. Banks don't actually have your money. They used it to buy government bonds and now those bonds are worth less than they paid for them. It's all fine.. as long as you don't want to get your money out.

@youknowwhoiam2771 Год назад

Seeing as how Ryan is away on his honeymoon you can imagine how his wedding went - Priest: “Do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?” Ryan: “Yes, sir, I do”

@OddCanuck420 Год назад

"I'm going to take this woman to be my wife I decided"

@gordahnculous Год назад

Then he did a backflip, snapped the priests neck, and saved the day

@morganseppy5180 Год назад

Wow wow wow wow.... Wow

@the_once-and-future_king. Год назад

"Oh taking this woman is Tigh.." "Nope" "Whoops." "Whoopsie!"

@SirGa1ahad Год назад

@@the_once-and-future_king. "this woman is tight!"

@scary-goth-mother Год назад

The "love you, bye" catches me off guard every time 😂

@slowodanx Год назад

I spat out my fucking drink laughing.

@louiswhite4395 6 месяцев назад

9:07 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@manuelius6306 5 месяцев назад

My friend sometimes says that in the supermarket to the cashier, it's so fricking funny

@louiswhite4395 4 месяца назад

Imagine saying that to your friends at school

@geraldwoodard2993 23 дня назад

Same here 😂😂😂😂

@Roberlink44 11 месяцев назад

'The First Guy' universe is like if humanity died out, but the infrastructure's still there, then a bunch of clones woke up in a lab, escaped and are now trying to figure out how a society functions.

@becominghero9754 Месяц назад

Oh m g this sounds awesome

@MKDumas1981 Месяц назад

Solid Ryan, Liquid Ryan, Solidus Ryan, and Revolver Ryan. All are genetically modified offspring of Big Ryan.

@ReverseZoom25thCentury Месяц назад

Sounds like the plot of horizon zero dawn

@billbillinger2117 Год назад

"I already ate my lunch money!" Another fellow guy...just out here winging it.

@humanperson9443 Год назад

How do you do fellow human? Please send us your fleshiest limb.

@horatioprout429 Год назад

It was followed by the joke of I already ate after being offered prize money

@amn1308 Год назад

"good news, everybody stops being an alive person eventually." Such a dark line delivered so upbeat

@MKDumas1981 Месяц назад

Like the song "Semi-Charmed Life"?

@bowlofboyo Год назад

doing a backflip, snapping someone's neck and ruining everyone's day has to be the best crime

@LisaRamseyArt Год назад

I think he thought he was saving the day I decided.

@mattphillips3537 11 месяцев назад

They should make several thousand movies and TV shows about it.

@FractalNinja 11 месяцев назад

It was the first assassin, the guy who hired him made him think he was a bad guy 😯

@MKDumas1981 Месяц назад

The "wearing someone's face as a mask took me a second, but I caught on pretty quickly.

@nowey5203 23 дня назад

That was probably a reference to the guy that invented fiction

@THATGuy5654 Год назад

"I think you're supposed to use that money to buy your lunch." "Well, nobody told me that! I'm just winging it out here!" I think that still remains the most relatable line in any of Ryan's work.

@loadapish 11 месяцев назад

U eat money?

@Xavior12 11 месяцев назад

@@loadapish Do ... Do you not?

@qwertypixelYT 10 месяцев назад

@@loadapish you dont eat money? you seem like the odd one here...

@dracula0 7 месяцев назад

@@loadapishyeah, like everyone else

@YonkoDGoofy Год назад

Watching all of these in a row makes me really appreciate how complex the Ryan Cinematic Universe really is 😂😂

@bent3736 Год назад

I think he needs to start videos off with a "previously on the RGCU"

@LedionZogaj 10 месяцев назад

😂

@djreid645 5 месяцев назад

@@bent3736does anybody see the wolrd trade center I went there once idk why they replaced it

@user-kw3zu3fn7z 2 месяца назад

Theres even a Lore if you go to the First Guy to go to Prison Video he Says he Stole someone's Hat a bunch so the Videos a connected

@snacking5908 Год назад

I want a full movie where Ryan plays all the characters and he just changes his mustache and shirts 😂😂😂

@CosmicAggressor Год назад

Already the best movie ever.

@humanperson9443 Год назад

And glasses

@youthfulgreenbeast3851 Год назад

What I want is a movie of a normal guy trying to escape the Ryan verse

@mutteri1298 11 месяцев назад

Ryan needs to see this

@verukasault9065 11 месяцев назад

And hats!

@shanesullivan460 Год назад

Congratulations, Ryan! You truly are The First Guy to Create a Compilation of Seminal Moments in the History of Crime to Commemorate His Own Wedding!

@user-gn1cl9ix7p Год назад

Yeah, probably.

@jiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii 11 месяцев назад

That sounds like the wedding should somehow be fitting in thematically?

@oleksiiammo7832 10 месяцев назад

You are the type of guy to capitalize (not)every word in a sentence.

@qwertypixelYT 10 месяцев назад

@@oleksiiammo7832 not every word- read it more carefully.

@megachristianx6592 10 месяцев назад

His wedding?

@MyBiPolarBearMax Год назад

“Your hair is arbitrary” is absolutely my go to insult 😂.

@sinistrality 8 месяцев назад

I don't know what that means but I don't like how it makes me feel.

@Goodbrew84 11 месяцев назад

Imagine living in a world so peaceful and serene that somebody tying you up and gagging you isn't even traumatic, your response is just, "oh this must be a misunderstanding."

@lucasplantzos 11 месяцев назад

“Your not allowed to put people in rooms against their will so I’m gonna put you in a room against your will” made me hysterical😂

@Jonah.i_dont_know Год назад

a whole half hour of crime? This has got to be one of the greatest deals of all time!

@DragonKing5356 Год назад

I guess you could call it *a steal*

@tgtdtmaa 5 месяцев назад

@@DragonKing5356that joke must’ve been super easy, barely an inconvenience

@jaymz1758 Год назад

This is just what crime is like in Canada. It's a documentary.

@MckieDs595 11 месяцев назад

It’s called Many Rooms.

@Bummerland.Here.I.Am. 7 месяцев назад

I didn’t even know there was crime in Canada 🇨🇦

@dextersauve5491 6 месяцев назад

As a canadian I can confirm

@_sayandas Год назад

Imagine all these guys lined up in prison for lunch, all with the face of Ryan.

@uglen7420 Год назад

Why is the twin towers in the background in the first skit bro

@gooquestione Год назад

@@uglen7420 Yeah cause sayandas5033 has all the answers

@_sayandas Год назад

@@uglen7420 The first guy invented crime, so there was no terrorism before him

@emwhaibee 11 месяцев назад

-kang- Ryandom

@mutteri1298 11 месяцев назад

Or maybe the first guy who was put in a room did all the crimes in this video

@KimboKG14 Год назад

imagine all the sketches would add up into a movie once you put them in the right order

@SeriousMn653 Год назад

Ryan George: The Movie!

@sinistrality 8 месяцев назад

Then he does a pitch meeting for it

@Soupy_loopy 11 месяцев назад

The idea of someone wearing a person's face like a mask in a world where everyone has the same face is too much for me to comprehend.

@Traisas 4 месяца назад

lol I didn't get the extra layer to it until you pointed it out. Brilliant

@bttrflymagic Год назад

I guess Assassin Guy wasn’t able to get out of his engagement. Nice of him to still get married for the sake of continuity. Congrats, Assassin Guy!

@EdgarRoock 11 месяцев назад

6:23 "I'm making them related now." is such a great line to use in a blackmailing situation. Noted down.

@PapaSmurf40K 11 месяцев назад

I have to say, these are the most polite criminals I've ever seen. You can definitely tell Ryan's Canadian lol.

@Bummerland.Here.I.Am. 7 месяцев назад

You are correct, I’ve decided

@s108745 Год назад

Watching all Ryan's crime related sketches is now super easy, barely an inconvenience.

@blahblahsaurus2458 7 месяцев назад

i would even go so far as to say it's a convenience! it actually took a while to get this far, it's pretty far

@MKDumas1981 Месяц назад

Oh, really?

@s108745 Месяц назад

Ooh... Responding to comments months later is TIGHT!!!

@privacyvalued4134 Год назад

"Is this like a phone plan issue?" If I ever need to deal with a kidnapping/hostage situation, I'm going to have to remember that one.

@broyce1981 Год назад

33 minutes straight of people being put into rooms! Yes, please!

@12HitCombo 11 месяцев назад

"Hi there, hello" is my favorite Ryan George catchphrase. Everyone focuses on the "Super easy, barely an inconvenience" or a lot of those other Pitch Meeting catch phrases. But I really enjoy "Hi there, hello", there's something wholesome about it.

@mistere.9534 Год назад

I want a honeymoon pitch meeting or a "First guy to go on a honeymoon" video

@makarabaduk1754 11 месяцев назад

If only so we can get an explanation for the word "honeymoon"...

@thegallantrayku2677 11 месяцев назад

"Hi there hello wife" "Yes hi hello" "I know we spent alot of money on this big party but I think we should go somewhere else" "Oh like to our house that we decided we share?" "No I was thinking more like going to somewhere to celebrate that big party we had."

@nicholasbrown668 10 месяцев назад

@@makarabaduk1754i mean its pretty simple, its just a reference the the moon cycle and emotions, no sooner is the moon full than it begins to wane basically saying the first month, or Honeymoon, will be the most passionate and love filled of the marriage, before transitioning into the rest of the cycle and dealing with married life

@makarabaduk1754 10 месяцев назад

@@nicholasbrown668 A nice, concise explanation there. But I was really angling for the "Ryanverse" explanation in the tradition of *How Things Got Their Names*.

@nicholasbrown668 10 месяцев назад

@@makarabaduk1754 i see i wasn't easy and an inconvenience....gods ive failed Ryan

@Zanmakenninotachii Год назад

half a hour of "the first guy" about crimes? that's a great compilation, I decided

@smokeystarr Год назад

His comedic delivery is so dialed in. These just keep getting better

@alaye5583 Год назад

This is just a comp.

@MyBiPolarBearMax Год назад

Its the chemistry between all the actors that does it.

@favoritemustard3542 11 месяцев назад

@@alaye5583 yes, & you can see a progression in his craft. 👍👍

@SethrenJensen Год назад

27:25 "Now hang on a second, I've got half a mind to call the police about this!" "What's the other half of your mind doin'?" "Holding in a fart. Now you stay right there I'm calling the police!" Congratulations Ryan! Happy Honeymoon! Thank you so much for all the laughs!

@Mr-Beanz 4 месяца назад

What's the other half of YOUR mind doin'?

@edwardmk6539 11 месяцев назад

When he says “ I decided “ it’s hilarious 😂😂😂

@StephanieJeanne Год назад

The kidnapping one is hilarious! 🤣

@Sly88Frye Год назад

8:00 I've always loved that part and it's actually why I go back to watch the original skit. The more commanding mustache, it's just so perfect😂

@PabloLewis-ve6ud Месяц назад

I love the idea that all people suddenly lost all their memories and woke up and had to figure out how to do all this again

@Ballistic2770 Год назад

Have a good honeymoon Ryan :) Love your content :D

@alphaomega4968 Год назад

That Cop Guy looks exactly like that Producer Guy. I bet he hears that a lot.

@NinjaBearFilms Год назад

A 33 minute Ryan George skit… am I dreaming?

@TheElvenKeys Год назад

yeah

@InsolventSK Год назад

Wake up. Wake up. Wake up. Wake up

@jorgemtzb9359 11 месяцев назад

It’s a bunch of old skits. It says compilation

@NinjaBearFilms 11 месяцев назад

@@jorgemtzb9359 listen to my pretend shock at this totally known truth bomb you just dropped.

@FuzzyStripetail Год назад

Questionably punchable face Ryan standing in the middle of the street for 72 consecutive hours was probably the meanest crime that he ever committed.

@erikarussell1142 Год назад

Hi there hello, this is an amazing compilation. I watched all these when they came out and it’s awesome watching this all over again. Ryan is soooo talented funny and awkward. I love how he points out how weird everything is. And it sooo is.

@chatterboxbudgets Год назад

The volume of comments when the video has only been available for 15 minutes cracks me up... but not as much as the videos themselves. Yay for compilations & honeymoons! 🎉

@orlandoparaskeva9398 Год назад

In hindsight, that first sketch is what led to me embarking on a life of crime

@notsohonesttbh 11 месяцев назад

i love how in these skits everything is existing except what the skit is talking about

@gregorybronstein 11 месяцев назад

I know.

@IsTheMeep Год назад

I feel like Ryan can make tons of these complications since they are always very fun

@greatazuredragon Год назад

Rewatching things this guy has done before is super easy, barely an inconvenience. ^^

@SwordmasterKane Год назад

Watching all these videos in a compilation made me realize how Canadian this entire approach to situations is...

@dise8785 Год назад

Making compilations is super easy, barely an inconvenience

@NiZaRiOn Год назад

Wow wow wow.......... Wow wow.

@RicoTonetti Год назад

Compilations are TIGHT

@hatyyy Год назад

why do i see this same comment on every video ryan george makes i dont get it

@RicoTonetti Год назад

@@hatyyy try searching for ryan george pitch meetings and thank me later. Or did i spoil it… Whoopsie

@c-eb3634 11 месяцев назад

@@hatyyy cause looking up the pitch meetings is super easy, barely an inconvenience. Pitch meetings are TIGHT!

@MozartTheGOAT Год назад

Have I seen every single one of these videos before? Yes Am I going to watch this video anyways? Yes

@dubionite Год назад

I love the idea of a full civilization being built before anyone ever committed crime

@TerryOnTuesday Год назад

YASS! Your wife has put you in a room for two weeks, she decided.

@TheElbowMerchant Год назад

The best part of honeymoons are mostly spent in rooms, to be fair.

@geustaccount5908 11 месяцев назад

"What's the other half doing?" "Holding in a fart." Most relatable thing ever

@LasseVagstherKarlsen Год назад

Posting an interim video while he's away on honeymoon was super-easy, barely an inconvenience.

@rileymosman2808 Год назад

I forgot about the shoplifting one, I'd watch a feature length Jurassic Park with Ryan playing all the parts and swearing a lot. Hell, I'd actually pay good money to own that

@theblade5615 Год назад

19:52 the shoplifter stole an expensive brand name shirt!?! Outrageous!

@Imjustkendall Год назад

ANARCHY

@nhmooytis7058 11 месяцев назад

Enjoy your honeymoon! Glad Screenwriter Guy and Producer Guy finally tied the knot.😊

@vphiameradisogaarwa Год назад

Hope there are more of these "First Persons" coming, they are hilarious!

@YossGold 11 месяцев назад

Seeing them put together like this proves one thing - continuity in the Ryanverse is flawless

@gabrieljordan8015 Год назад

I just burst out laughing at the gym during the kidnapping scene now everyone thinks im a weirdo

@RUClassicallyTrained 11 месяцев назад

Police Ryan: YOU COMPLETELY DEFACED THAT WALL! Vandal Ryan who literally painted a face on that wall: 👁👄👁

@wamrainc176 11 месяцев назад

Thanks! I have been thinking, what about “the first guy to steal someone identity” with your brilliant mind I am sure you can make an amazing sketch out of it. But beside that I truly appreciate you as an Amazing RU-vidr my friend.

@matthennessy146 11 месяцев назад

Even when crimes happens in the Ryan George universe everyone so polite they listen to each other’s solutions & they never interrupt each other 😂😂😂

@JPgene_ 2 месяца назад

29:37. "That is a crime-doodle" Stuck in my head so hard

@isaacvincent8443 11 месяцев назад

I love how higher authorities are just people with more impressive mustaches. 😄

@Knightwing785 Год назад

"I'm Probably gonna do a Murder on you!" 😂😂😂

@Imjustkendall Год назад

what?? you should be put in a room over that i decided.

@ChrisSmith-5655 Год назад

If you're really stoned right now, imagine an actual Earth where everyone is actually Ryan and this is how all interactions occur

@sidhackney8831 8 месяцев назад

Roger that

@ValentineS97 8 месяцев назад

i AM stoned rn and i cannot fathom a world so chaotic 😅😂

@greysintabb7785 7 месяцев назад

I love how Ryan can turn the worst situations into a casual conversation😂

@ouchman4212 Год назад

yay, finally a compilation! it's great to be able to listen to them consecutively without having to choose the next one. Congrats on the wedding too!

@SpazPhoenix 11 месяцев назад

Appreciating Ryan’s brilliance while he’s off honey-ing the moon (congrats btw) is super easy, barely an inconvenience

@omartaj7010 Год назад

Congrats Ryan and have a good one! Meanwhile I and everyone else are laughing our heads off. Thank you for the laughs.

@metalchickenproductions332 11 месяцев назад

Ryan needs a Cameo in the MCU so it becomes canon that an entire world of Ryan Georges exists in the Marvel Multiverse. Your move Hollywood

@mallygeedkm 9 месяцев назад

This “Being John Malkovich” universe you’ve created where everyone has the same face is really brilliant.

@bronsoncarder2491 Год назад

I'm a simple man, I see a new Ryan George video and I click on it.

@Imjustkendall 11 месяцев назад

ur not a man

@bronsoncarder2491 11 месяцев назад

@@Imjustkendall you got me, I'm actually a lizard.

@NthDoctorWho Год назад

My favorite crimepilation.

@Reubentheimitator6572 Год назад

I didn't know I wanted 'The First Guy compilation - CRIME COMPILATION', and now I have it, so I have joy. Thank you, O Ryan George.

@sidhackney8831 8 месяцев назад

"Thoughts were tearing through my head like wildfire. And my ventriloquism is getting better" I need a 10 season serialized show about this cop

@Coriolanus_Snow Год назад

The hat fit the "thief" way better than the original owner.

@norishimogawa6125 Год назад

Thats what the ryan media wants you to believe

@DragonKing5356 Год назад

True

@courtneyevie 11 месяцев назад

ryan has a real talent for describing things in ways that don't explain what it is at all but we all still know exactly what he's talking about.

@BillyBobJoeJonson 10 месяцев назад

i love the phrase "im going to put you in a room for this"

@Hellgrinde 9 месяцев назад

I love how he said “have you tried wiiishing?” 😂

@WiloPolis03 Год назад

Congrats on being the *First Guy* to go on a honeymoon Ryan!!!!

@WiloPolis03 Год назад

@@__The_ryan_george Obvious scam is obvious

@Randomperson-dq3un Год назад

The compilation we never knew we needed

@ZizoLeCalamar Год назад

This is blowing my mind a little bit because some of these were new to me and I thought I've seen all your videos. Great compilation, I like that compilation. Keep 'em coming!

@kurisutofusan Год назад

I love the feel-good world these characters live in, and I especially love when they say "We/I decided."!

@HandyHanderson Год назад

*_The first guy to ever make a compilation!_*

@aaronpitts5127 Год назад

This was awesome and I FINALLY heard the line I love so much. "...I decided."

@mikicrespo4812 Год назад

Congrats Ryan! “I do, I decided”

@pappabunny Месяц назад

"What's the other half of your mind doing?" "Holding in a fart." We've decided this is funny.

@user-xg5bl5xh5r Год назад

The funny part is that this isn't a skit. Ryan is just the most ruthless criminal in Canada. 😂

@markstill8172 11 месяцев назад

What?? WOW!!! Congratulations, Ryan! I'm glad that you and the woman who is now your wife decided to do this thing. All the best!!!

@vishalthescientist Год назад

Congratulations Ryan! Take your time!

@skeinofadifferentcolor2090 Месяц назад

Binge-watching Ryan George videos is super easy, barely an inconvenience. 😂

@rome8180 11 месяцев назад

The misdirect in The First Guy to Ever Punch Someone is such perfect joke structure. "You forced my hand." Balls his hand up into a fist. You think he's about to hit the other guy. "I'm gonna list everything I don't like about your face." Then the other guy hits him.

@dominicroberto2766 2 месяца назад

What's the name of the song that plays in between the videos?

@agdtwinkie001 15 дней назад

👀👀👀

@moonbow3641 8 дней назад

👀👀👀

@AnneONeemass Месяц назад

The "First Guy to Rob Somebody" call-back. Nice payoff!😂

@martind5653 Месяц назад

So basically whole planet of Ryan Georges was born at same time and now they all try to figure out society. Thats my head cannon.

@hollowshield2315 Год назад

congrats one your honeymoon Ryan! wish you two happiness!

@Galaxia_Moon 11 месяцев назад

Hey, Ryan, thanks for making these videos! I’m a comic artist, and I can’t focus on making my art without background noise, and your videos are great for background noise! Keep up the good work!