The First Guy To Ever Be A Motivational Speaker 

You can't delay "the first guy to ever milk a cow" forever, Ryan

"That's exploitative!" "No it's not. I'm just trying to monetize hope." Which isn't exploitative at all, I decided.

"I decided" is the most powerful phrase in the Ryanverse

"I'm writing a screenplay about a dog that plays basketball, and he just gets DESTROYED because he's a dog" That got me laughing so damn hard lmao

"I'm just monetizing hope." is a great and accurate line.

"I wear a suit which speaks for itself." "No, that thing hasn't said a word." I died XD

"I've lived through hard times. I mean, they weren't hard for me personally, but they were hard for someone somewhere probably, and I lived through them."

Ryan: Stop sleeping. Me who's watching this at 4:00AM with a big presentation tomorrow: *Good soldiers follow orders*

"If you're homeless, just buy a house." - best Tiktok Motivational Speaker

Ryan: "you need to say something more elaborate" Shia LaBeouf: "just do it"

He's so precise with his perfectly timed stutters and all the subtleties in his voice and movements. Just cuz he's unique, clever and funny doesn't mean we should overlook the fact that he's really good at acting. Please keep doing what you're doing. We love you.

"How does hope translate to reality?" "Unclear."

You have given me hope! I hope that one day I am successful enough to resume eating, sleeping, and breathing. I owe it all to you I've decided.

Ryan says every sentence like he's discovering how words are pronounced as he goes and its brilliant

"You gotta hustle and flow" ..."just like that movie about the aspiring hip hop artist... 8 mile" that had me dying laughing 😂

I love how incentive you are, Ryan. This was great!!! "I came to this city with $5 in my pocket... Lots more in my bank account, but I'm specifically taking about pockets..." 🤣🤣🤣

I would literally pay money to watch a completely grounded version of Air Bud.

Favorite line: "Were you born into extreme poverty? That's a rough situation- STOP SLEEPING."

“Every morning I wake up before the day even starts.” - Every motivational speaker

Am I the only one that gets excited when I hear "more about them at the end of this sketch?" I freaking LOVE the Adstronaut.

I think the *motivational speaker* owes that *scriptwriter* some business advice money *I’ve decided…* 🤔

“I’m just trying to monetize hope!” Too real. Lol 😂

More character development in 5 minutes than the entire SW sequel trilogy combined.

When he said STOP SLEEPING 😂😂😂 I felt like every motivational video I watched in the last 10 years was just exposed!

I love when characters in this universe decide things and say they decided it.

That was a great video Ryan. You can do it.

Do personal trainers: "Get up at 4am every day and work out for 6 hours and eat nothing but protein shakes. Now give me $100, fatty."

3:07 the only cliche you missed was “if anyone in your life doesn’t like this advice, cut them off”

I see this is a prequel to the "It sucks to be a motivational speaker in the MCU". Very nice, I decided.

Motivational speakers: For people who can't do things until they've paid some stranger to tell them they can do it.

2:36 i thought he was about to say “it’s about drive it’s about power” lol

Looks like I'm already going to be super successful based on this amazing motivational speech. I mean, I haven't slept in days

At least this guy doesn't live in a van down by the river.

The first guy to ever perform surgery “This doesn’t need to be inside of you anymore, I decided.”

Ryan; You can do it! Me; Well, I guess so, but only if it's super easy and barely an inconvenience!

For someone who does valet I think it would be hilarious to do a first person who does valet video because honestly it's weird that people just let us take there car 😂😂

Ryan: "Hopefully they don't accomplish anything because then they'll be return customers" Me: And they say perfection is an illusion.

“So that’s my job now, I’ve decided” There’s no stopping him now, he said the most powerful phrase in the Ryanverse

Such great acting, as usual. He plays every character so perfectly. And what a great takedown of the motivational speaker business!

I love how every episode says "I decided [that]." The first guy always makes arbitrary decisions.

Given the amount of motivational speakers that seem to think waking up at 4am is the key to success, that "don't sleep" really hits true.

Being a motivational speaker is super easy, barely an inconvenience.

3:50 But you don't have a suit

Poor people just need to buy more money.

I'm excited for the inevitability of the the "Air Bud" series being rewritten as dogs just getting destroyed in different sporting events. I'd still watch it

Feeling motivated while watching a mockumentery about motivation is TIGHT

Rob Schneider has apparently been a motivational speaker for years telling us “You can go it” in seemingly endless Adam Sandler movies

I spent the first 70 years of my life learning how to do nothing (or as little as possible since nothing isn't actually a thing). Now I make doing nothing look effortless. Thank you.

I like how he goes from "You shouldn't sleep" to "You shouldn't breathe" LMAO

"That's exploitative." "No, it's not, I'm just trying to monetize hope."

Ryan’s going to slowly start tearing down society by pointing out how weird everything we do is.

As a finnish person I love the way he said "mölkky" since its a finnish game, its a game i've played many times before.

"Stop sleeping" motivational speakers in a nutshell

This should be followed up with one about The First Guy To Ever Procrastinate

I appreciate that your Adstronaut bit enables you to be sarcastic about the products you promote without seeming like you're actually mocking the people who buy into them.

“Do or do not. There is no try." - Master Yoda, the first ever motivational speaker.... from the future... in a galaxy far far away...

"Stop sleeping." As someone with chronic insomnia and severe sleep apnea, I have that one down pat. So is that a freebie or do I still owe you $5?

"Well, I don't want to hear it. I mean it's 3am, let's keep the noise down." 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

I would imagine the first motivational speaker said stuff like "You can dig up those roots! You can spear that mastodon! Believe in yourself!" And he charged an 12-foot high stone for his talk.

"When it comes to success, you need to want it...so... do that." is the second best line.

"Monetize hope" - man that is the "self-improvement" industry in a nutshell. Dead on.

You forgot the part where before speaking, motivational guy delivers a very sad backstory about his childhood so that way you are more likely to give him money

2:15 lmaooo 😂!!!! Very well played sir 👌🏼

I have total faith in you Ryan. You will make this venture into a big success. Thst will be five dollars please.

The ending twist was pretty telegraphed, but your good writing _motivated_ me to keep watching ... Here's 5 dollars

"I'm just trying to monetize hope." Yeah, that speaks to me on a level I don't like.

I love the "I just decided" Never gets old

I just looked through about 10 years of your work. You earned your success and mastered your craft.

This is incredible. 5 minutes of pure comedy. I found myself laughing uncontrollably.

"First guy to open a Graveyard", would be perfect for a Halloween vid!!

A whole bunch of people on reddit had a meeting and decided that you'd be a pretty cool RU-vidr to hang out with in real life. And wow, wow, wow. Everyone was saying that you seem like a real down to earth guy, could probably do a spinning kick flip and save the world or something. Super relatable. Hanging out with you would be tight. Keep up the good work. 👍 That'll be $5. True story though.

After watching this video, I became a best-selling offer, cured muscular dystrophy, and crashed my car into my neighbor’s living room after falling asleep at the wheel. Thanks Ryan!

"Ten dollars now that you owe me. Right here." Lol 🤣

Best motivation video ever! I haven't done the breathing thing for the last 2 minutes. Now I feel like I can fly! P.s. please breath people. Just don't sleep!

"get outta here with that job" -every motivational speaker ever 😂😂

“No no I’m just trying to monotize hope” -Ryan George 2021

The most powerful thing in the ryanverse is to say “I decided”

"I'm gonna post barely motivational quotes with buff men in tight clothes in the background on Instagram now I decided."

"When it comes to success, you need to want it"...thank you for this information. I am so, so, greatful

Ok, can we give him props on that quick cut to the cat? That about killed me. He could have used any video clip of a cat, but that one folded its ears back and was like "what's wrong with my poop box?!"

The only reason you need in the Ryanverse: "...I decided"

The look on red shirt Ryan's face when he said you owe me five dollars now. No words can truly describe that feeling

2:27 I’ve watched a lot of your videos , but this is the hardest I’ve ever laughed 😂😂😂

You got to write the self help book called " monetize hope". That was a classic line!

“I’m just trying to monetize hope”. 2021 and social media in a nutshell. Ryan gets it.

The motivation dose I strongly needed. Thank you Ryan

“Think it, Want it, Do it!” - Brian Griffin

I haven't slept since this video came out, thanks for all the succes

Honestly, best motivational speaker I've heard 🤷‍♀️

Whenever I find myself in an annoying situation I will use "I decided" to finish a sentence as an exit strategy I decided.

I was waiting for Lumberjack Ryan to flip the script on Motivational-speaker Ryan, and sure enough, he did!

The scriptwriter should be “the first guy to be a consultant” as a result of this

He always makes his videos entertaining even the ads are too

"The suit speaks for itself" "It doesn...no that thing hasn't said a word" I hate that I laughed at that lol

This is so accurate... I love this channel

"I'm just trying to monetize hope." 😂 😂 😂

First motivational speaker: "never say never" Also first motivational speaker: "never give up" "never stop chasing your dreams"....

Ryan George you will reach 10 million subscribers in the future! You can do it!!! You own me 5$ for this inspiration comment 🤣

4:40 That's an awesome game that should be played outside in the summer, perkele

My history teacher has a sign in his room that says “Eat less bread” with a picture of a loaf of bread and I’m too scared to ask about it