THE FOAM BLASTER | The Division 2 

Watching Badger with a broken tibia

"No, i didn't go rogue! What do you mean?" "You killed 84 agents in 3 hours." "He had cooler shoes than me."

9:07 he actually chose the right one since the one he chose does 4.29 million damage per minute while the other does 3.84 million damage per minute

Agents: be quiet, we wanna go as stealthy as possible Badjur: *closes two car doors at once *

8:35 Every doom player ever. “Because reloading is stupid.”

Watching this while realizing R6 Quarantine: *Anyways, I started theorizing*

10:56 I actually have tinnitus and I can confirm, you can get double tinnitus.

“That spread like a pandemic” ...people watching this in 2020:🥺😢

I feel like the Tec 9 with a drum mag or belt-fed mechanism would jam so much.

"where do you keep your 900 rounds?" My response: Lesion's cargo pockets

9:05 That's why it's called *The DIVISION*

Most ruthless criminals in the DC Metro area? I didn't realize all the politicians survived.

The "e" in "Tec-9" stands for essentially an LMG when Mounted and Loaded

"I'm unloading into her face" -Badger

badger: IM GOING LOUD (with a silent gun) also badger: stealthy frag grenades

@1:44 as a recovered addict.. You're correct on your hypothesis. But eventually this will lead to the anticipation of closing the door that will get you higher then the actual act of closing the door.

2:14 Did... you point to the Capitol Building... and call it the White House... Communist.

The only thing I wanna hear npc's shout is "He got Alex!"

7:58 “Im unloading into her face” -Badger 2019

1:00 did he just predict corona virus?

Ok Mr. Soviet Mammal, I'm gonna need to ask you to stop gassing me with your fire content

"Foam Blaster" So, a Nerf Gun?

Wildcat seems a lot more chill on here than he does with Evan

Badger's goofiness, Wildcat's Sassy Sarcasm, Moo being a Literal Cinnamon Roll, and Tuxi hits us with an*UwU*

I wonder if you'll ever hear in the distance "DONACDUM" or maybe "AHHHHHHHHH I NEED A MEDICBAG" because you know Washington DC

The crew that you tried to betray was with OperatorDrewski.

1:34 I did some research, and the players closed more doors than there are registered cars in the world.

this was the funniest reiewver hhhhhhh

Wait badger has your forehead...GROWN?! 👌🏾😂

Say's White House points to Capitol building lol

Absolutely no one not a single man or woman Man all alone during stealth mission: IM RELOADING

0:50 WELL, this aged like milk!

Ima be unreal engine witchu chief.... Where are the kaid and nomad vids at chief?

*getting blasted away with a foam blaster* "pwease helwp mwe, im dwowning"

Yelling reload is like yelling "I'm over here shoot me"

"Packing more heat than a hot pocket" we talking the proper times hot pocket where they're hot outside and frozen inside or we talking the fully cooked ones when the stuff inside is the same temperature as the surface of the sun

Nobody can stop the MooBurgerTuxCat Force from making their damned mac 'n cheese.

8:17 Badger a Tec-9 with a box mag is just a PDW (personal defense weapon) an LMG is designed to have an intermediate cartridge (5.56) and be used as an infantry support weapon.

7:00 Badger: Where do you keep your 900 bullets?" Me, in Division 1, with 3000 bullets on my specialized build: "I don't think that's enough, my guy."

I've had a "I'm reloading" moment in Rainbow Six Las Vegas. The enemy AI shouted he was reloading, then proceeds to run through the door me and all my friends have our weapons trained on.

Badger is like ubisofts’ favorite RU-vidr he always gets sponsored lol

A tec-9 with a drum mag is a sub-lmg-gun

3840000 damage a min and 4290000 damage a min. there i did the math

2:49 why does badger look like that weird scream mask? I can’t be the only person that thinks that he does right?

When the game comes out, I'd love to see you, Tux, Moo, and Wildcat get together again

I thought "foam blaster" was referring to all the guns in that game, because enemies are bullet sponges and the guns feel like nerf guns.

The division: *makes virus* 2020: write that down

Tec 9 is technically not an LMG since it fires 9mm which is a pistol caliber and it is not built on an LMG body and rather a pistol body

I remember back in The Division 1, there was around ten of us at an extraction zone and one moment we all were doing the surrender emote, next thing you know, we're all shooting each other. That is my way of describing the Dark Zone for any new players going to the Dark Zone when this game is released. Good Luck, you're going to need it maggots

"I've never done Heroin, But i'm pretty sure it feels similar to closing two car doors at once." *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

I really like to see russianbadger play division 2 again and see how he and his team face warlords of New York expansion, the summoned hunter, and the summit

0:30 that was nomad from ghost recon wildlands

Moo Snuckle and I AM WILDCAT?

So the story of the division is 2020

1:05 Minneapolis right now

Foam blaster ? That's a little *heterosexual* comrade.

Just wanna help my main man bagel since I'm a gun nut. SMG= pistol caliber (MP5, TEC9, UMP .45, etc.) LMG= rifle caliber (m249)

Decoy grenade ? AHAHAHAH... I yell "I'M RELOADING" When I have full mag !

"the white house" *points at the congress building*

8:16 the tec nine can TEChnically be an LMG

Ok, not gonna lie this was probably the funniest video I've seen in a while. 😂😂

I remember in the dark zone some rando I tagged along with died, so I took his loot, extracted it, and left.

Folks already dumped on Badjur for mixing up the White House and the Capitol Building? Yeah, figures. But personally I would've gone with call ing DC "That City With The Monument That's Clearly Compensating For Something."

Just got my wisdom teeth pulled out and they say that laughter is the best medicine... They were wrong... My shit HURTS.

When you’re writing a autobiography but you plan to kill off the main character

"I have to admire the durability of that girls head"

3:19 lix? more like lix some ba- "BANNED"

"I'll distract them with my moves" "One aiming at the back of your head Alpha"

Little disappointed that there is a darkzone but no doorzone.

2:11 "that big ass white house" Arrow pointing to the capitol building LUL

Best crossover ever, my favorite you tubers playing together

How to publish a Russian Badger video on RU-vid: 1.Have a character from the game on the thumbnail with blue or yellow background including video title. 2.Make the title a pun or joke about topic, in all cap. 3.Immediately follow up title with, | 4.Have the game’s name in title (ex. SMACKS LIPS | Rainbow Six Siege) 5.Pin favorite comment in comment section. 6.Profit

Watching Badger white a broken tibia? I’m watching Badger with a broken heart.

0:58 when you realize he is describing 2020 in a nutshell

My personal favorite NPC line: Youre in the wrong garden little rabbit.😂😂😂

Ima keep it 100 boi he bout to do it

I mean, it just kind of looks like a reskin of the first division. Like I get that it’s a sequel and you don’t really need to innovate much, but it might just be too much like the first game without a lot of new features or innovation. But I mean if it’s well tuned and and not too terrible like the division is now, I might consider getting it.

Never laughed so hard when you said, it's OK the five second rule applies XD

"I'm gonna tell your wife your last words were 'aaaagghh I'm dying!'" 😂 I laughed at that, until I remembered seeing a security video of these thugs who tried to rob a jewelry store, and the kid behind the counter swiped a box cutter and tore one of the thugs up, just unleashing on his back and neck. And the last words bro said were "agh! You got me! You got me bro! Omg you stabbed me!" Or something along those lines. And I realized "agh I'm dying" are pretty realistic last words it seems

Badger + Wildcat = CONTENT

He just pointed to the capitol building after saying "White house"

Bad guys: You have coleslaw on your lip? Me: PURGE IN HOLY FIRE

Badger: im here to murder not to multiply American students: yes

So this is the guy that made the Destiny 2 trailers in the beginning!

Ah yes tactical car door closing simulator

The best part about that car door stat is that it's just from the Division *Closed* Beta, which means that was done in only 5 days.

You know... watching this after the pandemic the intro to The Division hittin real different

This was hands down the most entertaining Division review... Thing.. I have ever watched. If I wasn't super late and literally playing the game as I watched this, I would have pre-ordered on this alone.

So close to 2 million badger! keep making these hilarious videos!

I’m just saying I love seeing badger, wildcat, and moo in a video it makes it funnier 🤣

Badger in regards to your question about the tec 9 becoming a lmg with a 100 round drum. It would still be classified as a a smg, as it fires pistol rounds hence the sub of submachine gun. Where as Lmgs fire intermediate cartridges such as 5.56 like the SAW and GPMGs firing full power rounds like 7.62 NATO like the M60. And heavy MG's like the M2 Browning (Ma deuce) fire bigger rounds like 50 BMG, which are usually used as anti vehicle weapons as the rounds they fire do catastrophic damage to people.

This was absolutely amazing. So worth the laughs! I hope you've done more and will do more because I've subscribed!

I'm curious, how many people think The Division 2 will be better than the first game? I was really let down with the first one, since I'm really into loot based shooters, which is why I also hope Anthem will be good, but I'm skeptic of both games.

The fact you’re playing with moo and wildcat says a lot about how well connected you are with other youtubers

"I don't even know what the division 1 is you expect me to know what the division 2 is, c'mawn guy" this is my favourite shit cos i love that over exaggerated Italian American accent

3:59 OMG....this thicc boi.....what an absolute unit. I am in awe of the size of this lad :P

7:40 those agents your shooting at are actually LevelCap gaming and Operator Drewski look up their channels 😂

Grenade explodes Badger: both my eyeballs are still intact

"This man stoopid thicc" 🤣🤣🤣🤣 i just spilled my coffee

This is what the division 1 looked like in the trailer