The FUNNIEST Cringe Confessional I've Done. 

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I think the Mung Dal rapper story is still my favorite. What a classic.

@@inarencommander4663do you know what ep that one is?

@@billnye8760 Video is called Kid threatened a Rapper

Brennan Lee Mulligan: FULL POO BEAR

Oh bother

Oh bother

Love that for you, and oh bother

Oh bother...

Not even a cringe story, teacher and Giovanni are just assholes

Elementary School is FUCKED UP dude

Same thing happened to me once but with a £20 note instead, where a kid claimed I stole it when I hadn't and it got confiscated from both of us and I never got it back

I’m the Pokémon book kid, this was one of many shit things that happened to me in my time in that school. Elementary school socially whittled me down and middle school broke me. By the end of freshman year I had depression from all the K-9 bullying. I was able to bounce back up and from junior year to now I have regained a good amount of my friendly demeanor. The naivety not so much thankfully.

​@@agentclank8183You're not alone. Elementary school teachers can be ruthless. I had a teacher tell me to kill myself once 🙃

I have that same feeling. Coney is so negative all the time so seeing him pop off is fantastic

@@burbusburbus8782NAH negative? I love Coney’s energy, I wouldn’t describe him as negative.

@@Boe-Dude are you a purely RU-vid viewer, or twitch viewer too?

@@burbusburbus8782 Coney isnt really that negative on stream either though? Only when hes talking about a game he didint like or something only the later Tekken streams were pretty negative

I do a little bit of Twitch viewing, I see how he can get during the longer streams. I think he’s not generally a negative person.

I was the Pokémon book kid, the teacher raffled it in their class after I lost it to them months later. That teacher has also done some other messed up things to me when I was there. Easily the worst teacher I’ve ever had. With all that said I’m studying to become a highschool math teacher and my goal is to support said students in one of the most sensitive subjects when it comes to learning.

​@@agentclank8183Good way to turn the story around, by making sure it doesn't happen in your presence!

​@@agentclank8183When a teacher has it out for you, that's the worst. I was so afraid of my first grade teacher, wetting myself was like a daily occurrence since I couldn't even bring myself to ask to go to the bathroom (she'd always say no anyways)

@@grunkleg.3110 funnily enough me and my brother were talking about a situation similar to this a few minutes ago. I’m sorry you had such an experience, on the other hand you showed that teacher who’s boss. If they don’t let you go then going on the spot will show em. Not the right move but funny nonetheless.

@@grunkleg.3110 I was a good student too, I just had a lot of behavior problems because I was a very energetic child. I wouldn’t sit still. There’s another thing they did that I laugh about. We were doing some assignment and some girl was talking smack to me. Teasing me in a belittling manner. I told her to stop and that she was annoying. She reported me and that was enough to get my pin from green all the way to red. Meaning they had to give my mom a phone call. Funny enough the girl had the same name as my mom but with an extra letter.

I had a cat by the same name that passed away just a few days ago, so this one was absolutely awful for me.

@@MsCerealCat I'm sorry for your loss, it's hard.

Maybe I'm biased because I also had a name dog Shadow that died last year in a pretty traumatizing way, but that has got to be easily the second worst story ever told on this show, only beaten out by that one piece of shit person who admitted to stealing a dog out of someone's backyard and keeping it for several years.

​@@Bone8380what. Where? HUH?!

It honestly was not that bad if his friend Tommy is still teasing him for it. If anything, it strangely bonded him and Tommy closer lmao

I also did that, anyone can climb walls, but iCarly had many "talented children" that just did stuff most kids could with ease

Based Hikage profile pic

@@chronosanaki5174 it’s always fun when someone recognizes it

Sooo real. See mom I'm normal^

And the Brave Little Toaster

and hentai

Ah yes, porn, the highest form of cinema

And rain man!

and iCarly

Aware

What was the context for "BBL Coney" "poppers" and "GAY Coney" from Twitch chat at the beginning of the video?

@@benji6325 the only one I remember is poppers where the first take of the intro had coney saying he had taken a bunch of poppers which he did not know was a sex drug

@@fireeye6762 Oh I see 💀

@@fireeye6762 Wait are poppers those rock candy that bounce around after you eat them?

Right 💀💀💀💀💀

Yeah honestly i would die laughing like when youre already in deep the only option is to make fun of yourself and sonething that absurd is perfect form.

Thing is I would not notice the leash just the mildly horn anime

Not a single other person in that room saw what was on that screen. No leash, no anime girl, no anything. This dumb bozo was huddled in the corner getting steamy on their phone, scrambled to reclaim it after dropping it, and then awkwardly mumbled something about being "a dog guy". The other people there do not think they're a weeb, they think they're an actual degenerate human.

yeah i was thinking the same thing, i heard the story and was thinking "oh no dude wtf are you gonna do". He then said that shit and i started losing it thinking "nah ur fine bro." LMAO

I'm astonished they're still friends or even talk after that.

@@stevenfraielli9869 shit happens man, if one of my closest friends did this i wouldnt immediately never talk to them again for it... Nobody is perfect.

Honestly I thought it was Fire Emblem Heroes

I assumed the story was before Blue Archive took off so I guessed Arknights and audibly said "y'know what same difference" when he pulled the pic up

Depraved behavior

Same here, right on the money.

"slightly horny" is an extremely charitable description of that game

*Worst

I figured it was something like that dw I think it came off like that for some other chatters But yeah when it comes to people of our cringe past, sometimes it’s best to let bygones be bygones. Glad to hear you’re in a good relationship now :)

@@Cosplaybuddygiraffes oh yeah I figured a lot of people understood and moreso was just adding context because of forgetting I submitted months and months ago and realizing I ran out of room for context, but I did laugh at both Coney and chat's jokes based on the context of what they thought happened 😂 also honored to be in one of the funniest episodes ever

Could you provide a link to it?

​@@chronosanaki5174The Vod www.twitch.tv/coney/v/2140074846?sr=a&t=7597s

Link?

@@chronosanaki5174 www.twitch.tv/videos/2140074846

@@MortalSlayer16 It's right on www.twitch.tv/coney , just scroll in the vods until you see Cringe Confessional!

Hair looking like anime character

Glasses looking like Clark Kent

The tommyinnit classic

Wait there have been others??

I was wondering where I recognized it from.