This kid made the wrong hat... 

"You can cheat, you just have to be sneaky about it. Cheat wisely." - Relationship advice from a married dad

I’m still waiting for Coney’s confession

I loved when Coney said “It’s cringing time” and then all of the poop stories came in.

"You people" is CRAZY 😭

7:40 Coney picking quite literally the ONLY color that could make it worse is hilarious

20:13 Imagine for a second this crucial moment didn't happen. The kid probably either can't look away from the events taking place in his parents' room or he keeps gaming knowing that he can never turn to one side even though he knows what's going on. In any way you spin it, a good sleep was not had that night.

16:00 I like to imagine the the granny wasn't bothered by the sex but was disgusted, that even while having sex, these kids can't get off their electronics

The amount of accidental racism in this one is inspiring, is this WoolieVS? Edit: oh my god that chatter killed a baby!

12:11 tbh this probably made so many kids afraid of butterflies because who the hell expects this in a kids cartoon? 27:30 CHATTER KILLED A BABY (through prayer)

Raid spray, if it gets in your eye, requires an immediate ER visit because the acid will eat through your eyes. Water isn't enough so you need a chemical. The cat is lucky to have vision.

14:45 depending when that story took place, its completely possible they didnt have corn. as someone who stocked shelves in a kroger

10:55 I actually had a very similar experience but instead of books it was about wearing a hoodie. I like wearing hoodies inside and specifically my middle school didn’t like that. My teacher took my jacket for wearing the hoodie and I just USED THE SWEATSHIRT I WAS WEARING UNDER IT THAT ALSO HAD A HOOD ON and they couldn’t take it off because I was wearing it as a shirt so I didn’t have anything on underneath it. The teacher was not happy.

12:14 That SpongeBob episode scarred a whole generation of kids, don’t worry chatter I understand

12:11 i saw this episode of thomas the tank engine with bees called james goes buzz buzz and as a 1 year old that shit TERRIFIED me. i’m 18 turning 19 and im still apprehensive around bees

8:25 NO FUCKING WAY 😂 “LOOK AT THIS BUFOON”

"You're gonna let SpongeBob control the rest of your life like this" Yes.

glad I'm not the only one who gained an irrational fear of butterflies after that ep and still winced slightly when you showed the clip again.

"I was completely speechless" yeah he was too.

This is one of my favorite series

Okay but the mom in sgt frog is crazy hot

that $50 is taking hush money to a whole new level

This might be my favorite Cringe Confessional yet.

4:56 Rod pronounced "grade" correctly?????????? Edit: 10:20 Hihbschool

Bro took inspiration from that story when he picked his costume at the Ludwig event 💀

"Sir, stop reading the book." "Why? You hate me reading? I'm just reading a masterpiece of political fiction" "No, sir, you are reading 'Pounded By The Pound: Turned Gay By The Socioeconomic Implications Of Britain Leaving The European Union'. Very loudly, I might add."

It's Cringe o'clock gentlemen.

The tootsie roll story is lowkey one of the funniest stories I’ve heard on here

YOU DID CRINGE CONFESSIONAL ON MY BIRTHDAY???? I HAD NO CLUE!!!

Most aggressive Coney opening so far

I’m so happy I caught this cringe fest live! It was so funny being there with coney and chat reaction along with them I was to born to react baby

There’s neurological complications like Broca’s and Wernicke’s aphasia that could have caused that kid to not be able to speak

I loved when coney said “It’s cringing time” and the everyone pooped their pants!

This is a dangerous video to watch at work. I have died laughing multiple times

Cringe Confessional is the only show that I have to watch as soon as i see the notification

Holy shit a female mom. Way to go Coney.

Man the Tootsie Roll stories are ALWAYS LEGENDARY

Watched this in the break room with the volume up

These streams always make me laugh like crazy 😂😂

The one about the guy with the endless supply of books in his bag is one of the funniest stories yet XD

Do you ever wonder what life would be like if Coney was real

@CONEY THANK YOU FOR MAKING YOUR VIDEOS LOUDER, ive been asking this in the comments for months. I watch the cringe confessionals with my gf (these and react wars are our favorites, we both love you a lot so thanks for the great content) and as soon as the video plays the first thing she said was "oh shit coney finally fixed the volume!" It could still be a bit louder so we can all hear when we walk away from the computer, but this is so much better thank you. Also a small request, like I said I watch these with my gf and we both love you a lot, its my birthday on monday and it would mean a lot to me if you could just say something like "FELLAS, I just wanted to say hi to Sav and hope yall have a great day" or some shit like that here or especially in the beginning/end of the next confessionals video to her. I doubt you'll see this but its worth a try. Anyways, love you, been a huge fan for almost a decade from you being my fav commentator in smash and now on youtube thanks for always making our day you are genuinely appreciated fr

Last story dude hit the church with the Commentators Curse

Coney kinda real for that ngl. Also, I haven't seen that Spongebob episode in like 20 years. What a flashback!

I work at Culver's, and I can confirm we do have soup. Every day we have Chili and Chicken Noodle Soup, and a third "soup of the day"

that first story upset me a lot ): dont make a kid talk if they dont wanna in the first place

12:14 Heres one of two stories of mine that appeared in this vod The second one was the one about ringtones and the teacher saying i learned my lesson Ill let the comments find the timestamp for that one

Best Coney series 🔥🐐🔥

10:59 I once got a book taken away from me in Chemistry class. The book was Elements by Theodore Gray, a nonfiction book about the elements of the periodic table and their physical properties. Guess what we were learning about in class that day 😑

Jamie is Coney's strongest chatter now

Coney your headrest is backwards

As someone who trained with nunchucks and was terrible at it, I am fairly certain I have made myself infertile by obliterating my nuts with that thing, I relate to that guy so much xd Editing: I‘m horrible at spelling

Dammit now I WANT SGT FROG

I fear for when mine comes up, it is painful beyond painful and the way i wrote it doesnt even go over all the pain it has

Sgt frog looks rlly cute tho!

my name is jamie, autoplayed onto this video, didn't notice, and i was so confused

For the first one, somebody didn’t read their IEP’s

Coney's current haircut is gotta be s mullet right? He's got to admit that someday XD

I keep waiting for my dumb story appear, even though it’s somewhat boring

I forget he has hair sometimes. I always think he’s balding

How has Coney never heard of damaged vocal cords.

That poor cat 😭😭😭

rip coney

cringin time

Coney FanFiction Must have a lot of poop involved

My ass is never getting the culver's soup

General X

I like the one where

Sergeant frog=Naruto

Ope. My story made it 😅

*THE CRINGE HAS PULLED US ALL BACK HERE ONCE AGAIN.* (God dang 10 seconds ago??? And I’m 5th?)

what is that thumbnail coney?

Rosa Parxist

3rd book must be mid as hell

I don't know how this works, because I'm GENERAL SCALESSSS

0:02 Ever heard of RWBY?

Insanity

I love Keroro Gunsou (Sgt. Frog), but I did not know someone made a hentai comic of Sgt. Frog, and frankly I didn't want to know

LiKe ThE vIdEo!!!

Edginu

CRIINGGGGEEEE

Hi coneball

10:00 awww. W parents fr. That was hella fucked of you but W parents.

no no coney... red is worse

Why did you end on babycide?

NEW CRINGE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

🍷🗿

So cringe

The only Coney contact I don't watch.

First

Disliked the video because cheating is not cool. Not cool coney

I know 10:14 is probably a joke, but come on dude. Really? You're better than this. Mal doesn't deserve that.