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Me too 🤣🤣🤣

How did you write this comment then? From beyond the grave? 🤭

@@jovigal86 👻

It was the whistle that got me

Bit fragile then aren't ya

Tossing salad in the bathroom. Yuk

"It kept being sick so me mum shaved it"

She thumped it in the 'ead

I think I saw the mythbusters try this and turns out they do, but the bite is so benign you probably won't feel anything, maybe just a small itchy rash. And they really had to startled then to do so, they mostly choose to flee danger rather than fight.

They have fangs & they do bite, but the fang are too short to hurt humans, so the venom won't really penetrate enough into our body to kill us. Unless some a-hole extract their venom, put it in a syringe, then inject it into someone.

@@AstradTheCynic before I read the comment section after hearing that " I googled it and I came across that MythBusters episode and I watched it till the end. They were intentionally trying to make that daddy long legs bite and they had to try hard and all it did was cause a burning sensation that lasted seven seconds. That episode proves that daddy long legs are not poisonous but it doesn't prove that they bite on the contrary it kind of proves that they don't bite. If you have to try to make an insect bite you it doesn't bite if you have to try for half of a half hour episode with commercials to get an insect to bite you it doesn't bite

The names daddy and jannie long legs are cultural names. They're actually called crane flies

@@starrchild254 crane flies are totally different things. They fly, and spiders don't. Crane flies are crane flies, i.e. insects. Daddy long legs are spiders, totally different genus.

He isn’t a genius. The word is used far too loosely.

@@psycheevolved1428 ricky is a genius of the comedy world. His stand up shows are incredible and his TV shows and movies are incredible (for the most part). Genius writing

you should check his religious stuff, he really nails it

You must watch 'Extras' it's his best work imo 👌

I do believe he was able to keep men's wive's names out of his mouth 🤣

You should listen to his podcast with Steve and Karl if you haven't already. Not only is it hilarious, I've actually learned a lot from it. Not from Karl, if you can believe that.

@@pseudonayme7717 Totally agree, especially the episode which Kate Winslet appears in.

Me too..🤣

Especially since they are drawings not photos.

Well... my university library has it and now I'm tempted to pick it up

harvest man and cellar spider are the same thing.

​@@planexshifterNo, not true. Harvestman have a small and indistinguishable connection between their cephalothorax and abdomen, unlike the Cellar Spider. They also do not produce silk and therefore cannot produce web!

​@@coolperson962I thought harvestmen were mites and not true arachnids.

@@mapples007 I believe they're arachnids, they're not true spiders.

Nerd alert

It's more of an urban legend than a myth or misconception, really -- one of those things that seems totally believable as a kid but every adult should have figured out on their own that it was always a ridiculous assertion that they're a particularly venomous spider but incapable of biting -- although I guess if you *_are_* a theist it could make more sense, "maybe God was just screwing around that day".

How am I supposed to sleep now knowing this?

@@rozza105 you obviously took offense to it. "Grow up".... Isn't that a little IRONIC???? I usually identify as a nerd myself(Language and card magic) so I see no negativity in the word NERD. If you feel like it's offensive, maybe that's because you've used it offensively🤷‍♂️

@@stevehangzo7159 DERP ALAERT they are spiders and he is wrong!

Nah, you're right, daddy long legs's venom is not dangerous, this is a myth

A daddy longlegs in the UK is a "Crane fly" en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crane_fly, not a spider!

Why did continue to let it bit you is the question I have?

Mostly just the locals

they arent spiders

The world is great

Word.

That was almost the comment I ever read

Word. Missing.

I'm pretty sure he was 29, so he's safe. Haha 😂

@@MysticDawnASMR The question is all about the period from puberty up until he was executed for his crimes, maybe I'm a gossip but it sure is suspicious.

@@Lili-Benovent I'm a little sis too 😂

@@MysticDawnASMR Did you mean "a little sus", and what is with the chalk, are you an artist, are you Wiccan?

33, but where was he in-between being a baby until his adult years? Remember, men wrote the Bible. Not God or Jesus.

Except Opiliones (harvestman) don't have venom. There's actually a third kind you english fellas call daddy longlegs : the Pholcus, or skull spider. This one actually is a spider, but its venom is pretty weak to humans, and it almost never bites us anyway.

I mean it’s not something he’s getting wrong, he’s just rattling off “facts” on trivia sites who themselves get it wrong.

Look what he started. Threw the grenade. Boom. Harvestman v daddy long legs ; venom or no. I was told by a food scientist once that if daddy longs legs had teeth they could eat the world. Remember the hollywood glitterati at the 2020 golden globes. Gervais a fn genius. If he says it's got venom it's got venom.

@@MrAlphaJunior I thought Pholcus spiders were called cellar spiders?

1st is a joke 2nd it is a spider the same way we are monkeys, not quite but in the same family So relax professor

Your just mad because God consciously choose to put homosexuality all throughout his creation when he didn't need to. He clearly wants it to exist.

Good for them

that’s a crane fly

@@AC_RDR2_Q they’re commonly called daddy long legs in the uk, exactly what Ricky Gervais was talking about

Well it’s real name is Cellar spider

I believe "Daddy Long Legs" is applied to different spiders in different regions. Not 100% sure, but I believe so.

Well in german they are called zimmermann, that means carpenter so...

That sounds like a mutant super villain.

Aw nobody cares its been mentioned about a million times

Good old Wikipedia !

Appreciate it! 👍

Yes and white tails kill redbacks too. Actually - a lot of spiders can. I know this because I keep them as pets and have been so mad when my redbacks are killed by the spiders I put in for food 😂😭😭

The daddy longlegs he’s referring to is a crane fly. That’s what we call them in the U.K. Still no venom but I know in some countries a daddy longlegs is a spider.

I've been bitten by a Daddy Longlegs. It stung a tiny bit..

@@scottyd2262 If you have, please report it to the international academy of science along with absolute proof, because you would the first human in history to ever have been bitten by one.

You think If it was true, they wouldn't have taken the venom out and infected into some blood or DNA to see what happens? They don't wait for a snake to bite before they create a anti venom lol

@@banba317 why would anybody keep enough evidence to prove it to third parties any time they get a mild insect bite?

@@esquilax5563 He didn't say he "got a mild insect bite." First off, spiders are not insects. He claims to have been bitten by what many people claim is the "most venomous spider in the world," for which he might need antivenom treatments; any doctor or hospital would need to report it and to verify it. And if you are bitten by an unknown spider, it's prudent to get treatment, not wait around to see if it's going to kill you. Read a little... hundreds of people each year in the US claim to have been bitten by Brown Recluse spiders in areas that are hundreds of miles out of the natural range of that animal. Every authority in the chain of treatment and verification advises people to try and catch or photograph the animal that bit you. That's how science works.

@@jordanmiles5477 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daddy_longlegs wikipedia disagrees. Edit: There is an arachnid, spider and crane fly all with the same name.

www.frontiersin.org/articles/10.3389/fevo.2019.00256/full So The daddy long-legs spider is venemous, but the daddy longlegs cranefly is not. Figured i'd clear that up since just "daddy long-legs" is a name for multiple creatures.

@@TheInfidel_SlavaUA get destroyed? I never said they were the most venomous... i didn't even say the crane fly was venomous. So what's your point?

All spiders are venomous but where i live the creature called daddy long legs are not spiders or even arachnids. They also do not possess venom

Ricky Gervais is the most funny comedian to have ever lived but he does not have the verbal capacity to deliver the jokes

Depends where you’re from. In the UK it’s a crane fly. So he’s using the right term for him and the audience.

Spiders also dont wear baseball caps

In the UK a crane fly is called a daddy longlegs. That’s what I grew up calling them.

He’s not talking about harvestmen, which as you say isn’t a spider. Though there is a spider some call a daddy longlegs. But as a Brit a daddy longlegs is a crane fly. That’s what we call them. Still a myth about the venom.

In the UK a crane fly is called a daddy longlegs.

He’s talking about crane flies. We call those daddy longlegs in the UK. Still live longer than a day but only a few days.

at the end of the day is the liberals who hate you ahahha

at the end of the day is the liberals who hate you ahaha

@@Luzitanium What, that preacher I watched the other day calling for the execution of gay people was a liberal? 🤣

They have, but their teeth are not long enough to bite a human

daddy longlegs are not venomous and they are not even a spider

As he points out later, they aren't photographs.....

"dude trust me"

bro he used it just for fun it ain't true just like religious stories

I've already posted this but you are right Actually it's a misconception that the daddy long legs has the strongest poison to man, the legend probably comes from the fact that daddy long legs can kill spiders that are deadly to humans such as the redback , so the assumption is that if the daddy long legs can kill spiders with venom so deadly to humans it must have the deadliest venom. But the daddy long legs can kill those spiders because it can cast long stretches of silk onto it's pray from a safe distance thus incapacitating it's pray. A little bit of knowledge for all of you.

@@richardflynn4112 say you kill it with your hands, and the storage of venom would go all over you?

God's a myth and yet you haven't complained about that part of the joke.

@@iseriver3982 Nope.

@@iseriver3982 because Ricky knows that god is a myth, god being a myth was kinda the punchline of the joke while the daddy long leg part wasn't a joke or punchline.

But still laughed