@@Awesomest915 NO. *_M E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E E_*
"It's a wheel, I am going to pEEEeeeEEEEeee." *Urinates on the ground.* *The scout would look over at the soldier, quickly jolting his vision away from the soldier in disgust after witnissing him urinating.* "Aw jeez soldier!"
Heres subtitles: I am a Farmer! And this is my COWgineer MOOOOOOOOOoooo And this is my Sheep Medic! ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-M WHAT THE HELLS GOIN ON City Boy SCOUT I USED my fight money to buy TWO animals on EARTH And THEN I hearded them on to a BOAT And then I BEAT the F*CK out of every single one! (OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!) ME-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AUUUAHHHH!!! (SHUT UP!) SOLDIER YOU CAMPED THE WHOLE TIME FOR THIS?! YES! WHAT THE HELL IS YA PROBLEM!? (dramatic pause) PUMPKIN! (AH!) Awww...my beautiful head! (INSERT MAGIC MERASMUS SOUNDS HERE) I will BUY your COW soldier! (MOOOooo) NO SIR! CAN YOU HAVE MY BOMOBONOMONOMO CON FOR IT!? (EYYYYYYYYYYYY MY-) (Slap sound) NO! (ANGRY MERASMUS GRUNT) ALRIGHT! WHAT about MY HAT!? I'D CRAP IN YOUR STUPID HAT! AHHHHHH! NO! (sound of BOMOBONOMONOMO CON LAUGHING) OR how about I BUY YOUR COW WITH... (???? IDK) BIFFFFF! (Sounds of merasmus being a patriot) hre-e-e-e--e-e-e-ee-? (SOUND OF SCOUTS BAT) JUST WHEN I THINK YOU SAID THE STUPID BEST THING! NEVER MERASMUS, YOU JUST KEEP TALKIN- ENNNOUUUUUGHHHH! (sound of gay farmer soldier laughing) YOU HAVEN'T HEARD THE LAST OF MERASMUS THE ELDRESS(?) *B-TCH!* (swishing swooshy sounds of merasmus disapearing) WAY TA GO CHUCKLE HEAD! TALKIN (??????) MONEY WELL SPENT! DON'T YOU HELL (??????) YOU MAGGOT! YOU CAN HAVE MY RETARDED ANIMALS! AND I WILL F*CK THEM IN THEIR A** (?????????) M-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-AHHH! I SAID SHUT UP SHEEP MEDIC! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT?! *ear rape alert* MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEMEMEME (sound of soldiers shot gun) AHHHHHH! YOU WERE LOUD AND UGLY, AND NOW YOU ARE... (turns into heavy) *DEAD* *amen* (RETURN OF MERASMUS?!) THE WHEEL SPINNSSS! WHAT?! ITS A WHEEL! IM GOING TO *PE-E-E-E-E-E-E--E-E....* (Sound of Soldiers Blatter problems..) AHHH! JEEZ SOLDIER! *wheel stops spinning* get with the program... You watch... *DING* TEENY TINY *HEADS* AS FORETOLD IN PROFECEEE (i no how spell) LIKE Your tiny heads! FIGHT MAJIC! sh*t AHHH-OWOWOWOWAHH! MERASMUS ARRIVES ON A TIDE OF... *COCAINE* MERASMUS..DID YOU JUST SAY... *COCAINE* YES! NO SOLDIER! U REHAB OHOHOHOH! (soldier smashing into ground) SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFIIIIFFFFFFFF (what it sounded like) CEE MENYANA DOUBLE PASSENGER TRAVEL ENABLE THE CAM PASSENGER HAPPY ENGINEER MEMBER OF HAPPINESS *THANK YOU* AH HA HA HA! That COW BELONGS TO MERASMUS! MOOOOooo! (YOU AND ME BA-BUDDY!) (drum noises) WHAT? TEAM SCRAMBLING...*NOW*! (AHHHHHH!) I AM...*STUPID*! FAT BALD..BASTERD! (rekt) Don't you..*EVER* do that again! EHEHEHEHEHEUHHEHHHH SOLDIER. WHATS THAT? C'MON C'MONNN! EHHHHHHHHHHH....*YES!* WHAT? UHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (bombinomnonononom con noises) YOU SAY NO SOLDIER! LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT... *MMOOOOOOooo-* (screen blacks out) WELL...JUST YOU AND ME SHEEP MEDIC! (CENSORED FOR YOUR OWN GOOD) OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH... jesus christ EDIT: thanks for 100 likes c;
