The Girl Who Makes Every Disaster About Her 

he was right. we should have listened.

"OK I pull up." 🎶🎶

oml you're right

Just a few years late!

​@@gothamsandwich1106 You mean a few years early.

I love this comment so much XD

I have a name just like her. It could have been me!

it was Synthia, sorry.

Oh my gosh are you ok?!

I'm glad you're doing alright, need any help? :(

true lol

it's 100 years ago we can joke about it

Yes, that is a quote from the video.

Full anime going on this woman’s mind

Yes, that is the punchline of the video.

Exactly any person I meet. Why do they look at me like I dont have my own life? This isn't a TV show where I'm a side character where when I'm not helping you I don't even exsist. I live my own life too.

she so stupid I'm the main character here

A couple of the employees of ch seem to have trademark roles in the shorts. Trapp is almost always the logical one, Katie is always the insane one.

Yeah so true

But no one calls him out for killing Pat.

I think in the earlier sketches he was the oblivious moron to other peoples sane man, it’s amazing that he can play both roles so well.

TRAPP KILLED PAT

yup

+Chris Knappert Thank you so much for making this comment.

+Chris Knappert They literally die from anything though.

+Chris Knappert Also Facebook, and any other social network site

+stoic ryan What? How the fuck is this 'basically tumblr'?

I Like Cupcakes ME TOO!

That lowkey sounds like those kid youtube channels video titles

+Annie Trinity Nah, the shitty person inside me isn't self centered... though I think he may be a serial killer... I mean like a really bad one, imagine Dexter but without a moral compass and slightly overweight...

The Fear I'm on hold with the police. What's your address again?

Annie Trinity The shitty man inside me is like littlefinger of game of thrones. Not self centered, only power-hungry

I don't think that's shitty. Everyone's the protagonist in their own lives.

The RU-vid comment section is also great at that

oh-no-plz-no we all do, unfortunately

Irony...

oh-no-plz-no Hhhh

Who?

oh-no-plz-no I know someone who made every disaster about me She blamed me for dancer and Ebola

she's australian, I'm sure (EDIT: nope nvrmind she's from Bristol) also Forever Audacity 01, you gotta chill

Uh- she's from bristol, England... watch the channel anglophenia. She;s british.

QED She's from England, just listen to her speak at the end. :D

Forever Audacity 01 I'm British too, and she is definitely British. She's faking the American accent in the actual video and her real accent is at the end. (It's probably easy for her to pull off considering she lives in the US).

Forever Audacity 01 She actually is British. Look at her in other videos and you will see.

You mean the only sane person in the room? Usually...

Who?

Theodore D Trapp

Well, not always. There was that time he was Mr. Chumbuckets.

Mercutio the realist

There there... *hums Rule Britannia*

I become more alive

TEA AND BISCUITS!!!

I know, when attractive women try badly to be funny it's just unsettling.

IM SORRY I DIDN'T DO MY SPANISJ

Yeee

nonono, i've seen this comment before. let us not overuse it

yessssss!!!!! 😂😂😂

Yellin

Ok how the hell did you know that!

lol

People love being the victims any chance they can get

| i wanted to rip his head off but then my friend pulled me away😂👌🏽 r/thathappened

@@fn6391 r/nothinghaseverhappenedever r/ledditorsonsafari

@@fn6391 how is that remotely unlikely, he was really angry and then his friend told him to calm down, that happens, rip his head off is just an expression of rage

OMG I was literally alive when the virus was going around!

That's not Emily. It's another girl. Haha.

oops...

+Dylan Dang I thought it was Emily too at first.

i thought it was emily too

+Dylan Dang I thought it was Emily for a second and was like, hey haven't seen her in forever, but then realized it wasn't.

Right?

+Jonatan Nilsson SOMEONE CALL SHYAMALAN

TWIST

666

+Jonatan Nilsson So true.

I do not relate to this comment at all but I will still like it since it is at 68 likes. You're welcome.

@@eevee7663 Is this Netiquette?

@@1manorgy It is!

YES. A friend from 5th grade was on the news decades later because she sped drunk 75 mph thru a stop sign, hitting an SUV killing a mother & her child & injuring a 3rd. My mom was freaking out, saying "oh my god it could have been you"... Like, both weird way to appropriate a tragedy and plus, WHAT? How? Lol I have never even had an accident and I don't drink. The worst part was she wanted me to feel sorry for this girl. I was going to write letters but she got out on probation and immediately went back in because she decided to violate by DRINKING! How can you pity that. No, could never be me, thanks tho Mom

@@LunarEleven Sounds like she meant that the dead girl could have been you.

I would want to slap her for trying to make a mass child killing about her.

"Oh my god I've never even heard of that place before right now that could've been me"

Oh, same! At least in my case she had actually attended Sandy Hook, for one year, in 1994, in 2012 she lived like a thousand miles away. She was more "OMG I WENT THERE SO TRAGIC" about that than she was about the hostage situation that put all of us on lockdown in the city we were actually in or the dead body someone found outside the dorms. Like, girl, I know it's a tragedy, but it's not about YOU. I mean I think I'd be shaken if my old elementary school got shot up but I live across the country and haven't been in elementary school in decades, to me it would feel cheap and gross to be posting all about how this school shooting affected me, a person who is not a student at that school and has no connection to any student or teacher there. All these people died and you want to us to stop and pat you on the back and say "oh gosh how tragic for YOU"? I hate people like that.

I've never heard of this before, was it in America??

Eve yes, I believe somewhere on the upper east coast.

President Donald Trump Stop watching, and work on that wall or I will deport you.

Preston Lieb WRONG

YOU'RE FIRED!

*your

tru gamerz Actually your is incorrect because that implies that he owns it, while you're means you are or you are fired implying that person is fired

Darling HH Brennan-The Dad

@@gezi5927 raph: the poor one

@@batteryman_cezory for the last time, he’s not black he’s poor

Btw im pretty sure grants BI

Also Trapp is far from sane

same

+DFGRhys lmao

You've lived a very sheltered existence, haven't you?

+Hayley Howard I'm sorry life has set the bar so low.

+Hayley Howard protip

True

I noticed that too.

It's this like an on going joke? I've seen this on like every video

+Yifan yu No, I think he genuinely looks thinner.

he looks great!

I am belated saying this but I truly feel for you. Nobody knows how hard a position this is to be in. My boyfriend constantly believes the neighbors are talking about him and anyone who looks our way is up to something. I know it's tiring for him and he never feels safe or secure. I always try to argue it logically because to me, it seems worse to validate fears that are causing him such distress. But in their mind, it's very real and perception is reality. I've worked professionally with mentally ill people and the hardest part is you have to just listen. Nothing you can say will make it better, and will only feed their anxiety and isolation. You can ask them if there's anything that would make them feel safer, suggest distractions like movies or music, but often they have to just wait it out. Don't ever feel like you need to acknowledge or deny that it's real- give an ambiguous response. "I see where you're coming from (validate her experience). I believe we are safe, but I am listening and making sure it's ok just in case." Reassure OFTEN. The simple words "it will be ok" and "I'm here, you aren't alone" should be repeated often. I don't want to make an armchair diagnosis, but these signs are substantial enough that she needs a clinical evaluation. Therapy and medication may be the only thing that will keep her from becoming a danger to herself. A therapist can work in tandem with you both to give you tools to help not only her cope but YOU cope with the stress. I hope things have gotten better and in my experience keeping the mind occupied is key for most people with paranoid delusions. Playing mobile games, doing puzzles, exercise, arts/crafts, housework, scrapbooking, listening to podcasts, needlework (preferably with familiar background music)... Etc etc etc. Sometimes, though, as agitated as it seems to make her, just understand that nobody wants to feel "crazy". She just wants to be ok. So just listening and biting your tongue (trust me I know...) without making her feel foolish may be what she needs most. Even with meds there will be bad days but trust me it can get much more manageable. I know how hard it is, you aren't alone.

@@LunarEleven Ik its late but thank you for your response. I did read somewhere about how to hande ppl with paranoia and it pretty much alignes with what u said. Mainly about giving vague responses and just listen without saying anything. Though she sometimes dislikes those vague responses because I didnt give the same judgment as she did, lets say to a person she deemed suspicious. About taking her to the theraphy, she believed that these "group of people who hated her" has a huge network pretty much everywhere (but not literally all over the world, lets say all over town) and they follow us everywhere, stalking and what we did or bought etc. And ironically she believed that their end goal is to make her go crazy. So with this, the last thing she would do is going into theraphy or any psych related clinic because that would mean those "bad people" finally won (at making her go crazy). Cuz yea ik that theraphy >< crazy and she even acknowledged this. But she doesnt want those "bad people" think they have won. Idk its just a deep rabbit hole.... and now she started thinking the neighbor besides us is always eavesdropping (she even thought they use stetoscope to listen to us, without any proof of them even owning one of course) and relaying information about our conversation to that "group of bad people". And now even in our own homes, we have to whisper when talking. Or at least most of the time.

I like to think of it as your then main character in your life but a supporting character in others. also you have the same name as me

What if you think you're the antagonist?

Captain Ahab The Sea Bear it doesn’t matter your still the protagonist in your own story. Protagonist can be evil etc.

Yes, but it's a form of narcissism that literally everybody in the world suffers from. Of course, some people are a lot worse than others, but everyone had it to dome degree

Everyone constructs a narrative of their life with themselves as the protagonist, but most also realize this is true for everyone else as well.

And not Shivonne :) That's fucked up. Even for English.

That's 'cause it's based in Gaeilge. which is a hella fucked up language in itself, when you speak English, even if still really nice. And freaking Ancient. So.

Ryan Lynch I thought it was Chivon

Theres more Irish names that many cant pronounce haha

WAT.😱

lol online rape? what did she get a private message from someone she didnt want one from?

Ninvus Gaming she didn't explain much about it, but I think she said something about some guy messaging her and just being a creep (which I have gone through, I left for a while, came back then Just blocked him and problem solved) but she was making such a big deal out of it .-.

You know you just did the same thing and now I just did the same thing, right?

Hahaha "Online Rape" Only possible in the Year 2158 and Later.. Rofl

Hope your bestie gets better and that other one stops being such a drama queen.

FallAccel Thats nice, ciel

Imakittycat oooooh so u know

Braggerino Kripparrino Yeah, but her English accent's gone a lot more American

Same😂

Nice pic

Mao Zedong Really?

Mao Zedong Oh ok. My bad...

I really hope u r not Amercian

Mr. Poopy Butthole how can u think pearl harbour was nuked!? That would have lead to nuclear war even though in 1941 America did not have nukes just like everyone else but according to you Japan magically discovered nuclear nuclear fission 4 years earlier than everyone else.

...... That sounds like a murderer

Honestly I don't know why she dates dead people, but hey, at least they're not needy.

Onyx Of Time I've dated plenty of dead people and they ARE needy. Constantly writing "help me" in blood on my wall...

Why did so many people die when you were in high school?

Guy is hit by motorcycle and dies, the girl says he was in love with her, it's then revealed he lived and he said that he actually hated her.

Elisabeth Heiman When my cousin went to prison for embezzling my grandma was all "SEE THAT COULD HAVE BEEN YOUR DAD. IT DOESNT MATTER HOW YOU WERE RAISED ANYONE COULD BE A CRIMINAL" Like stfu he embezzled to financially support his kid. My dads a loser meth head quit comparing.

Eh.. I feel like that's just a Mom thing. Any Mom would freak out at the aspect of her children dying.

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE

Adam Smith desktop

Lol

+DraokorHacks But I'm a victim!

+DraokorHacks So you're saying that every female who is alive in the year 2016 is self centred? That's approx. half the world's population!

+CrazyCashGaming What he means by that statement really is that he's either a student or out of college and talking about the age group still in school and maybe a bit more. (That's just my guess though). I've really only seen on the internet people younger than around 25, mostly girls, do this.

+LeafyClone #8938 Don't forget pretty much every female celebrity in existence. Mostly the ones that built careers off of reality tv shows or by singing on stage. The full-time actresses tend to be more modest, and ironically, a lot less fake.

Dylan Mondrus she's doing it on purpose to sound like a stereotypical air head/idiot

Yeah, that's one of her characters

Classyyert it'd called this magical thing called acting

for some reason many find those with accents to sound like they know what they're talking about, and that defeats the purpose because she's trying to sound like a dolt

isnt she aussie?

Aim small miss a few hundred years... and miles.

This little move is gonna cost us a few hundred years

we can’t all be perfect alright

Let them make mistakes, they learning

It's still a hundred years... Not 200

I miss Sarah Schneider

Josephine Covell Where'd she go?

+Sparsh Sharma Adam ruins everything

Josephine Covell shes back

Ann No she's not

Ikr.. When they said that im like WTF!!

jeez i know, to me it feels so recent R.I.P Robin Williams

I'm about 18 months late to this sketch and I still didn't think it was 2 years from this point in 2017

I literally died... funeral is tomorrow.

+Eliud Munoz R.I.P.

it kinda proves she was right tho

Lolololololol

* * You missed the point.

+Patrick Chizek hahahhahaaaaaaa lol

+Argedon you're cool

+Patrick Chizek Do you write that to every slightly off-topic comment? Kind of a lame hobby tbh.

Diamond Snow when??

Where

The crying part?

Zing

Nice bait

+Nate Sobol How?

How?

+Anne B Like it or not, this video describes some feminists. You could also say that about literally any group of people, so please untwist your panties.

***** you're so welcome :)

lol

Triggered!! Nah I'm just kidding I hate them to even though I have a tumblr

Oh my God I totally knew a narcissist once, they just always seem to be attracted to me it's scary...

+Lauren Schlepp Yeah. I forgot that she wasn't American until the end of the video.

Siobhan.

OW_it_broke >(=