The Goofiest Golem In D&D That Will Literally Murder You

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What started with the chocolate golem, and then the plush golem, has finally come to a close with the chia golem. This D&D monster is part of a trio made up of possibly the strangest creatures in the multiverse. It is my pleasure to share with you today, one of the golems of all D&D history.
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00:00 - INTRO
01:24 - WHAT IS IT?
04:20 - THE PART WITH THE AD
06:27 - GAME MECHANICS
11:48 - PLOT HOOKS
15:00 - FINAL THOUGHTS
16:55 - NEXT TIME ON MONSTER OF THE WEEK!

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@DungeonDad Месяц назад

Thanks for watching everyone! What monster would you like to see on the channel next? 🤔

@AnthonyJohnson-nf4ue Месяц назад

I love you thank you so much for this. Never stop making weird fun golems even if they're old ones from previous editions. Also I miss the hair but you still look amazing.

@JoeMama-me5wp Месяц назад

Imagen a chia golem that has its plant being a corpse flower, that would be horrifying. Imagen a group of adventures meating a chia golem that is covered in corpses.

@TheEphemeralEternity Месяц назад

How about an enormous 50 foot tall, bipedal lizard chia golem that is infested with luminescent, spellcasting plants coming out of its spine that utilize sickening radiance and disintegrate? I dub this abomination... "Godchia"

@TheEphemeralEternity Месяц назад

How about a 50 foot tall, bipedal-lizard golem infested with magical plants sprouting from its spine? Said plants operate as mid level spellcasters and utilize the sickening radiance and disintegrate spells. I dub this abomination... "Gochia"

@daniellewillis2767 Месяц назад

@JoeMama-me5wp that would be great, but did you know there actually IS a real world plant called a corpse flower? So named because it smells like death, which attracts flies and other scavengers, which it preys on like the world's grossest sundew or pitcher plant...

@karsten69 Месяц назад

A drug cartel that's always on the move since their field is mobile.

@lorenzogarompolo8074 Месяц назад

If Senshi's golems from Dungeon Meshi had weed grown on them

@Merilirem Месяц назад

Torterra cartel.

@robertsampson537 Месяц назад

Just a Druid pot head sending out a chia golem when someone hits up their sending stone 😂

@karsten69 Месяц назад

@@lorenzogarompolo8074 I completely forgot he put herbs and spices on them.

@brandonbunch7956 Месяц назад

Chialoa cartel, if one of the drug "mules" catch fire, it creates a psychoactive smoke cloud that surrounds the mule, and follows it so long as it's on fire, and another mule, that has razerthorn bush seeds in it, so it becomes a mobile spike strip 😂

@mistformsquirrel Месяц назад

Right so here's the plan: Guard my castle with Chia Golems planted with the local equivalent of Poison Oak and Poison Ivy. Trespassers gonna have a bad time.

@tenchraven Месяц назад

Think something more agressive. Call it... firewhip. Long tendrils that are thorned and have acid, that if you poke them they whip about and curl around things. They also have a really tasty fruit, so small animals crawl in. Sometimes they crawl out. Sometimes they don't and become fertilizer. So they smell like fruit and death, and if you can get free, well... might need to make a Con save a day for a while against infection from the rotting flesh.

@isaacgraff8288 Месяц назад

that is disgusting and I love it.

@nvfury13 Месяц назад

Jokes on you, I’m immune to both of those! My characters mostly aren’t…except my Warforged Thrac, but I am.

@mistformsquirrel Месяц назад

@@nvfury13 ... I envy you deeply, I just want you to know that < . .>;

@Merilirem Месяц назад

Australia has something that would work for this. Search Gympie Gympie and put it in DND.

@metholuscaedes6794 Месяц назад

A traveling nature preserve! A Chia planted with endangered plants wandering the wasteland, slowly leaving behind a trail of seedlings to repopulate.

@LordDany Месяц назад

Yeahhh

@nigelhirth2181 Месяц назад

Nice.

@SnapDragon45 Месяц назад

That's a cool idea!

@BenjaminIzquierdo-nb6tq Месяц назад

Yes

@SteamS01dier Месяц назад

How about with a little water elemental or a small portal to the plane of water so that its also watering the ground as it moves along.

@DesMuttYS Месяц назад

Imagine a chia golem covered in Oz poppies. One moment, the character sees this cute animal with these beautiful, brightly colored flowers on it, and the next, they are falling asleep. Also, when he was talking about them having grasping vines to pull characters in, was anyone else imagining a bulbasaur?

@gratuitouslurking8610 Месяц назад

honestly, I can easily see using similar conversions as the Puzzle Golem to make different sized Chia Golems. Get the entire grass-type collection as different chia golems that way!

@rianfagundes7724 Месяц назад

I had torterra in mind the whole time

@The214thRabidFangirl Месяц назад

This is kind of off topic but my mom's favorite movie is The wizard of Oz and so my family to this day will say that "we're in the poppy field" when we are wanting to convey that the end is in sight but it's a struggle to keep going.

@LordM46 Месяц назад

That is a good one.

@ceilyurie856 Месяц назад

More like Turtwig's line, these are part ground-type, after all

@denzilbrowder5509 Месяц назад

okay, so hear me out, you make a small army of Chia Golems, and seed each one with the seed of the infamous Hura Crepitans, aka 'The Grenade Tree", now the tree instead of a 60ft poison cloud on a 5-6 recharge chooses 1d6 points within Range and centers a Shatter upcast to 3rd level on the points of impact. Now the creature is a walking potential anti civilization siege engine, is immune to mundane combat options, and systematically bombs everything in it's path.

@Attaxalotl Месяц назад

"I am the Lorax, I speak for the trees, you litter too often, so I'll take your knees!"

@stevengrass6800 Месяц назад

SO THAT'S WHAT TERRACOTTA WARRIORS ARE!!!

@robertsampson537 Месяц назад

I'm running a winter post apocalyptic campaign, and there are Druids whose mission is to preserve endangered plants by making a huge magical green house. I am SO putting chia golems as their guardians of special and fragile plant life in this green house, holding the plants in their back. I love this

@amedeo909 Месяц назад

Neurotoxic peptides from the venom of the giant Australian stinging tree creates silica spikes with a venom that can cause in tense pain, so bad people will off themselves...you have your boss monster

@XaviusNight Месяц назад

@@amedeo909 NO NO Gympie-Gympie Bush toting golems!

@amedeo909 Месяц назад

@@XaviusNight that is exactly what im saying. it generates toxin similar to scorpions but stronger and longer duration, plus the silica acts as a catalyst

@josephgeorge5741 Месяц назад

Giant oak with a treehouse, manned by half a dozen Wood Elf archers.

@nvfury13 Месяц назад

Who make cookies when not needed in combat.

@sentaukrai Месяц назад

Perfect timing...My druid was in need of a familiar. I'm making a tiny, adorable version of this.

@nvfury13 Месяц назад

Have it covered in strawberry plants and you always have berries for Goodberry.

@sentaukrai Месяц назад

@@nvfury13 that sounds awesome.

@nvfury13 Месяц назад

@@sentaukrai For me, my brain keeps looping it back to a desert Druid that has one that is a walking oasis, with dates and small palm trees its body full of water, or one with prickly pear and aloe growing on it.

@ATP_synthetase Месяц назад

Now I will definitely add a suspicious merchant selling poisoned clay kitties to my campaign

@draider8112 Месяц назад

Thanks, I'm gonna steal that

@Dualbladedscorpion7737 Месяц назад

@@draider8112 Why so blue?

@blackgriffinxx Месяц назад

Sell them as a set one with the poison and the other with the cure.

@BrodieMurphy-bl9zb Месяц назад

Thats a mustache @@Dualbladedscorpion7737

@makerpunk_mkiii Месяц назад

In a desert-centric campaign they could work as kind of a mobile oasis: there's a legend of an oasis that never stays in the same place, but in reality it's a pack of chia golems moving along an old riverbed looking for upwellings of subterranean water; if someone studies the golems they can find clues of an ancient civilization in the middle of the desert.

@faithtoadstool1301 Месяц назад

Or maybe just one giant f##king Chia golem that every few years go nah i ant feeling this spot and just walks off

@makerpunk_mkiii Месяц назад

@@faithtoadstool1301 Mmmm, if you make the golem big enough, you could have a city surrrounded by gardens in the middle of the desert...

@faithtoadstool1301 Месяц назад

Ohhh or Maybe a city on the back of one Ohh what about a jungle tribe on the back of a really really MEGA old and huge Chia golem that was made for simulating a Rain forest and just has huge trees, animals and its own enviroment like the inside of the golem where the holes are is huge cave system and it has huge walls around it so the tribe never tride (or could never) get to the outside world and its the partys job to exsplore it

@makerpunk_mkiii Месяц назад

@@faithtoadstool1301 Or an underdark campaign where the adventurers find they are inside an specially designed chia golem for a subterranean ecosystem and, upon going put of the golem, they find a world with a devastated surface (like Dark Sun) where most civilizations live in floating islands and the golems are like arks for the flora and fauna, and were created from ancient ruins so you can find all kind of dungeons from different famous adventure books.

@Daelyah Месяц назад

Snapping screenshots, wanna save this idea for some campaigns! 💖

@misteryman526 Месяц назад

Or maybe the plants on the Chia Golem are just normal flowering plants, but it also has a series of small holes in the pottery body leading to an interior space holding a swarm of monstrous insects that attack any opponents of the golem.

@jemm113 Месяц назад

WHAT IF THE INSIDE HAD A BEEHIVE AND THE GOLEM WAS A WALKING APIARY!?!

@AristasTheMonsterHunter Месяц назад

The sky is the limit. You could go as far as making one so big to have a whole unique ecosystem in it, with unique species and monsters. You could make one with fungi alonside plants, there is some serius dangerous shit in the Underdark, immagine a golem that creates tochstalk explosions from its belly every time it moves or is hit, or even worst, timmask clouds that combo off with the golem's restaining abilities. There is so much that can be done here, I feel like this could be one of the potentially cutest and most powerful monsters in D&D.

@jemm113 Месяц назад

@@AristasTheMonsterHunter you could make it its own dungeon with how big it could be 😅

@HenriFaust Месяц назад

YES!

@jemm113 Месяц назад

@@HenriFaust I already made a whole outline for having this thing as not just a dungeon, but a MEGADUNGEON!

@Poondaedalin Месяц назад

You mentioned the idea of a hedge maze with Chia Golems inside, but what if we take that one step further? What if the hedges that make up the walls of the hedge maze were themselves Chia Golems? Imagine you walk into a hedge maze, and you hear someone laughing. Before you can react, the hedges move to seal the exit shut, trapping you and your party inside to be ambushed by druids.

@nvfury13 Месяц назад

Then the hill the maze is on stands up and starts walking away.

@seandorama5932 Месяц назад

Or what if the maze was multiple eel shaped Chia pets that converge together as a false exit that leads to their mouths (well golems don’t have stomach acid so I guess it wouldn’t be too bad a fate… unless it crushes you from the inside)

@derekstein6193 Месяц назад

Or the entire maze rests on the back of a colossal chia golem, buried in the ground.

@priestly8164 Месяц назад

What if it just constantly shifts so you are constantly stuck in the labyrinth? Druids can play pranks too.

@sarge1408 Месяц назад

Me: time to sleep, it's sodding late Dungeon Dad: No, I don't think you will

@MichaelVeurink Месяц назад

Same (I mean I noticed it late but…)

@STS-qi1qy Месяц назад

'... some other kind of plant...' - half expected another cut to the Willie Nelson chia at that one.

@Tomyironmane Месяц назад

Depends on how far down the hippie axis your druid goes. I'm thinking less Willie nelson, more Wildfire Druid based on Cheech and Chong.

@johntheherbalistg8756 Месяц назад

A little cocktail for the grove guardian: bull nettle, briar, poison oak and (just to make sure you piss off everyone as much as possible) a little ragweed

@pandoratheclay Месяц назад

Machineel tree and then have a druid just use some kinda water blast on it Machineel is poisonous on the everything so, fruit is toxic, standing close is toxic, and during a rainstorm some of the toxins can seep out

@ernestlam5632 Месяц назад

Have you ever watched the RU-vid video on how briars are a carnivorous plant? Feeding on sheep primarily.

@ernestlam5632 Месяц назад

Also this tree that looks an apple tree with fruit that look like apples. The manchineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is considered the world's most dangerous tree and can be found in the Caribbean and Florida. Every part of the tree is toxic, and even brief contact can cause extreme pain and death:

@Kehy_ThisNameWasAlreadyTaken Месяц назад

lol and here I am thinking a wandering apothecary with a garden of medicinal herbs on their golem would be a nice little npc for the party to run into.

@genericuser984 Месяц назад

@@Kehy_ThisNameWasAlreadyTaken why not both? im sure some alchemist would be delighted to harvest poisons for antedotes

@Plaugus_Screenz Месяц назад

Hmmm it appears I have got here before it was supposed to go up

@Plaugus_Screenz Месяц назад

I am -1

@James09892 Месяц назад

comment was made 1 hour ago and video was posted 30 minutes ago. In conclusion burn the witch.

@Shoyro Месяц назад

Wizard: My ultimate enemy...The Chia Golem. Our battle will be legendary! *contracts Moldervine*

@CombatStone Месяц назад

The gympie gympie tree golem. I don't think I need to say much more...

@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH Месяц назад

This is the kind of #%$# that gets a druids grove burned and salted

@CombatStone Месяц назад

@@DEMONOFLOVEANDDEATH I mean your not wrong

@michami135 Месяц назад

Make a CON check or you must attack yourself with your most powerful melee attack you currently have available.

@kobold_sushi_executive_chef Месяц назад

Planting psychedelics into this thing could allow its spore attack to mimic the effects of a variety of spells from Confusion to Phantasmal Killer to Illusory Terrain at random

@GitraSilvermane Месяц назад

First idea that came to mind, an adventure on a moving island that is actually a massive chai golem turtle.

@gyanjury6753 Месяц назад

The plant with dead bodies in it is called a "corpse flower" and smells as bad as it sounds

@ilajoie3 Месяц назад

The Yellow Musk Creeper at 10:35? That goes all the way back to the 1st edition AD&D Fiend Folio

@visable-mr7fs Месяц назад

susser bloom on its back would be every magic caster’s worst nightmare

@AristasTheMonsterHunter Месяц назад

Shouldn't that technically be impossible? They are animated by magic, the sussur bloom should "kill" them, right?

@belofost Месяц назад

@@AristasTheMonsterHunterWhelp, will have to make it mechanical...

@visable-mr7fs Месяц назад

@aristas TheMonsterHunter not nessicarly because most of the geo golem is brought to life useing organic magic it should be fine shure it cant cast spells but it can still cast things like grasp vine thats like saying if you cast silence on wall of thorns or any other organic spell it would just disintergrate

@jamesmerkel1932 Месяц назад

@@visable-mr7fsexcept isn't the sussur bloom from a large tree that only grows in the underdark?

@HenriFaust Месяц назад

@@AristasTheMonsterHunter Golems are animated with elemental spirits, IIRC. Was that changed in 5E?

@ReZELpilot Месяц назад

Sold! I'm making a Venasaur golem, say no more.

@SageMasterRPG Месяц назад

Why not Torterra?

@ReZELpilot Месяц назад

@SageMasterRPG Because I like Venasaur better. It's got a special place in my heart. Nothing against Torterra

@cryptidsystem890 Месяц назад

Idea: giant pitcher plant chia golem used by a nefarious wizard to dispose of the bodies from his latest experiment

@themsyteriousMrC Месяц назад

I love how half this episode is spent saying this is a joke monster but it's legit one of my favorites he's covered in a while! I love goofy monster ideas that can take a wicked turn!

@aduinoch Месяц назад

Story Idea: As a way to protect sacred medicinal herbs, druids would create and gift these chia golems to temples dedicated to nature and healing gods. And the disease caused carries an additional curse to make those killed by it plant guardians of the Chia Golem. The only way to approach the Golem would be in the presence of a high ranking clergy member that knows the right command phrase

@someoctopus8749 Месяц назад

WAIT HOLD ON. Sandbox tree golem

@samaradragonhart5719 Месяц назад

Cool and terrifying

@harrietr.5073 Месяц назад

Sandbox turtle with tree monster

@mitchhaelann9215 Месяц назад

Machineel trees.

@johngleeman8347 Месяц назад

Naturally the druid that created the chia golem would decide on Dendrocnide moroides as the specific type of plant growing on the golem's back. XD

@timnorton7669 Месяц назад

Variant: the Kudzu Chia Golem Like the base version, but with three changes. First, its overgrowth is a recharge 9-10 instead of once per day. Second, the saving throws for its overgrowth and grasping vines abilities are 17 instead of 15 Third, while in direct sunlight, it can take an action to regenerate 5 HP Now you got an extra difficult and slightly tanky guardian.

@bushyboi2k9 Месяц назад

I'm thinking some crazy chilli plants. Fog cloud with chillies would basically be pepper spray.

@alkorkrus5152 Месяц назад

Dragon shaped chia golem, instead of entangle it gets a pepper spray breath weapon. It grabs you, drags you, and spits an unhealthy amount of capsasin(sp?) in your face!

@CanonTheDog_ Месяц назад

I think it'd be particularly fun if you as the dm introduced chia golems as a friendly entity within the world first, and then betray your players later with an evil one, or three.

@social3ngin33rin Месяц назад

The kitchen golem the chef owns to help cook :)

@jemm113 Месяц назад

a larger golem with a bunch of spots to grow his fresh herbs and spices :D

@redmaxxs Месяц назад

The Paladin will be the only one that doesn't have to worry about getting the disease. Hopefully your party have minor and greater restoration prepared.

@HoodieSpirit Месяц назад

hear me out: a chia golem with a night twist planted on it.

@lexkeister Месяц назад

You sir, are an evil genius

@SaintTheNightstalker Месяц назад

That's evil as fuck

@Daelyah Месяц назад

Can't help but picture this in some Barovian gardens.

@theabstractguy411 Месяц назад

I’ve been currently working on a D&D campaign with completely homebrew lore and monsters. After a week of work, I beginning to realize how difficult this actually is. Besides that though, I’m finding it quite fun, so I’d like to thank you for getting me into homebrew D&D!

@Plaugus_Screenz Месяц назад

I am making a DND homebrew world that I estimate for me to finish setting up in a year. From Neolithic caveman to spacer spacejammer if the players push that far (Think Civ6/Crusader kings/Sevtech ages) And I am also adding all the loose homebrew I can buy or find online and smash it together till it fits well and hopefully it shall be good

@draider8112 Месяц назад

Homebrew is more work than play, but I enjoy it as well. And at the end it's stealing, combining and fusing of other ideas most of the time. Delightful

@ernestlam5632 Месяц назад

Torterra with a manchineel tree. Forbidden fruit.

@DeckerBlueray Месяц назад

I admit you got there first. I forgot the Death Apple's true name.

@HenriFaust Месяц назад

I was thinking that too.

@Golnax Месяц назад

Okay so I'm definitely using this in a campaign I'm running, and, I have an idea for a variant of a Chia golem: Carnivorous plants. Make use of all of the restraining features of the golem, and then chuck the part members into a pitcher plant, or on top of it is a giant sundew that will wrap around them and further restrain them, venus fly traps that lunge out and bite at things, restraining them of course, all all of which deal acid damage over time as the players are slowly dissolved. Hell yeah, cool golem idea.

@jemm113 Месяц назад

DUUUUUUUDE THAT'S GENIUS! I already had the idea of a druid lich as a character in one of my worlds (or even multiple) and this would be an excellent way for him to guard his grove!

@megandavis3372 Месяц назад

in a swamp, it waits for insects, each one healing 1 single hit point.

@jdogx211 Месяц назад

These things are walking gardens. Biuld one of these thing to move at a respectable speed and you can have a traveling caravan or nomadic tribe that doesn't have to worry about were to find thier next source of V-C.

@jemm113 Месяц назад

Literally make a golem Torterra with groves of trees on the backs! Or have some that act as beehives that grow the bees' flowers on top! Or a wandering celebrity chef that has one to grow fresh herbs and spices year-round thanks to compartments with glass seals, and the golem helps regulate the internal atmosphere! You could even make a massive one that's a walking (green)house! Malicious druids could have carnivorous plants!

@Kodiie Месяц назад

What a great premise for a Druid subclass

@nvfury13 Месяц назад

I don’t know why, but my brain keeps picturing one covered in desert plants, like prickly pear cactus and aloe plants.

@hermeticbear Месяц назад

Razorvine from Planescape on the back of a Chia Golem. it's basically a golem with blender

@side-beeetaloniswolfwolfac4179 Месяц назад

It has Blender? Must take every other turn waiting for the render 😅

@HenriFaust Месяц назад

There was a bloodsucking razorvine monster called Patch in _Uncaged, Faces of Sigil_ that would be even better.

@Captain1nsaneo Месяц назад

Two things: 1: Reverse the concept, make the plant a parasite that lives on golems. 2: Make them small cute wondering golems that just hang around a druid's hut for flavor... and give them breath attacks.

@llamatronian101 Месяц назад

I'm thinking of a wandering druid using one of these as a cart and herb garden. It's dinosaur shaped but with a Hobbit-hole type round door in the back that leads to a little sleeping chamber. Both druid and golem are just a bit weird.

@Alurkerdood Месяц назад

“The wheat fields are moving.” “That’s just the wind.” “But this is potato country. And wheat fields don’t normally sprout overnight.”

@NertNeverlander Месяц назад

14:14 hanging gardens chia golem.

@ohaishy Месяц назад

I'm loving the idea of these things taking on the properties of the plants that are grown in them, it gives a lot of potential to tack on weird abilities and features depending on the environment they were constructed in. A chia golem made in the Feywild to guard a hag coven's lair could include some kind of illusory magic or a spore cloud that causes fear or hallucinations (which could replicate something like the phantasmal killer spell), or one made with foliage touched by the Shadowfell or a domain of dread might have decaying necrotic properties, and be accompanied by the raised corpses of those who tried to trespass in its territory before. Or even a community of nomadic desert druids could construct one with cactus seeds as a renewable water source, making them a roaming, magical reservoir.

@Skimmer951 Месяц назад

What a fun monster. I got an idea of a sidequest to retrieve healing herbs from a chia golem that resides in a abandonded alchemy lab. The players however must be cautious how they fight to not ruin the herbs fir example no fire or acid damage. And perhaps its possible to make checks with herbalist tools to harvest from the golem during the fight and then skedaddle when they have enough as a alternate win condition.

@KS-PNW Месяц назад

And this is why dungeon dad is the G.O.A.T.. anyone can cover one joke golem but this man gave us all 3.

@demetrinight5924 Месяц назад

I'm going to have the Chia Pet jingle in my head for the next day or so now. With the chia golem and Topiary Guardians a druid grove has more than enough plant based monsters for generations to come.

@hihi-uq1gp Месяц назад

Desert setting: party is tasked with protecting a few of them that carry specific plant that have healing properties, across a known very dangerous region of the desert

@adriansantiagojr.8378 Месяц назад

life-sized Dragon-turtle with a 40 foot tall greenhouse, twin cherry blossoms supporting a hammock, sunflowers, vanilla, various wildflowers, fruits and veggies, chickens, bees, butterflies, fish, pond, log cabin, and it is self-sustaining.

@Malchiah01 Месяц назад

Omg that disease is real life fear inducing. Great job making this one.

@screwedupcivic2285 Месяц назад

Fighter:It's a ...a...."Ch-ch-ch-chia!" DM: Roll for Initiative

@CalciumOxyde Месяц назад

I remember back in grade school my friend Chris gave a chia pet Homer Simpson to my friend Jose for xmas and Jose accidently dropped it that cold december day. He cried when it broke.

@masterrenataking3904 Месяц назад

the first thing i thought of was a chia monkey, where the "chia" part is its hair, it would have long vines as its plant and i'd probably make it more "agile" and give it so more vine themed actions

@xkankesx Месяц назад

Chia Golem shaped like a bear, with an Awakened Shrub shaped like a bird growing off it. The golem and shrub noticeably banter.

@Anakinfrywalker Месяц назад

A D&D monster based off The Gentlemen from Buffy would be sick

@AristasTheMonsterHunter Месяц назад

Mh, I can see a Chia Forest being the final weapon of druid enclave. I can immagine a low-mid level campain wich sees the players trying to convince the druids to help with their colossal chia golem to defeat the Terrasque that is rampaging in the nearby kingdom. Kaiju fights are alwais dope.

@redacted1766 Месяц назад

Make it a large humanoid tree and make the party think it's an elder treant.

@metaknight1490 Месяц назад

This seems like A good familiar for a druid class player putting in a healing plant. Or a offensive plant to help the party.

@Manicies Месяц назад

Ohhh my god...what if a chia golem as a druid or ranger's companion...or as a familiar....

@hal9713 Месяц назад

gulthias tree torterra chia golem… giant turtle with a tiny mausoleum shaded by a tree in the garden on its back. vampire living in the mausoleum.

@thomanator1000 Месяц назад

I love the idea of a Chia Golem being a mobile den for twig blights. Like the source of a dangerous plague that was previously just a nuisance. A "burn humanity down except those who live in harmony with nature" type druid found a manual of clay golemcraft and decided to alter the design a bit.

@alexh.g.rayner3094 Месяц назад

Imagine if someone planted a night twist in one of these.

@ADwindledEra-hh8ii Месяц назад

The thumbnail transition at the very start of the video is a very, very nice touch, looks extremely satisfying

@MemoristCed Месяц назад

Warforged artificer NPC who likes cute things + Chia Golem = endless annoyance for my players. Thank you for the inspiration!

@frankly_earnest Месяц назад

Ridiculous, but so much potential! Opening up the whole world of botanical variety can make this golem go anywhere. Anyway, my first thought was a floating, jellyfish-shaped chia golem with blossoming vines as tentacles: an aerial pollenizer seems like an efficient way for a druid to keep up a wide swath of vegetation. Honestly, I tend to think of food when I think of chia seeds...so that poison curse is pretty freaky: sprouts growing out straight from your gut does not sound like a good time 😅 I love it! The idea of that disease turning someone into a plant is probably the most interesting part though...I could see that making for a really interesting plothook with a healing druid obsessed with "purifying" everything into a plant-like state. They could cleanse covens, lycanthropes, or even just regular people with this illness to keep everything in line with the natural order. Anyway, thanks as always, DD! Looking forward to the next one 🫡 P.S. It's great hearing Doxy narrate the outro again!

@balderodinson502 Месяц назад

The gimpy-gimpy chia golem , the golem that make you miss fighting a ropper.

@crazykaisen54 26 дней назад

Absolutely a chia golem with oak trees growing out of it. Once it gets old enough the chia golem becomes a dryad as well, making a moving dryad golem combo which has an immense amount of potential. Imagine a traveling enclave of chia oak golems! That could be so cool, like a moving fey-like forest. I hope someone finds this and gets cool ideas with/ for it!

@someoctopus8749 Месяц назад

You’re completely right, and that’s all that matters

@bole6373 Месяц назад

My first thought was a golem with like 10 assassin vines on it But also, what if Zuggtmoy started using these golems to spread her spores and shrooms around? Like sending them into the material plane as some sort of walking demonic fungal infection, taking over forests and towns with fiendish fungi I also thought of a big one with trees

@Plaugus_Screenz Месяц назад

Time for Tortera

@BURBLEDRANK Месяц назад

Big druidic city that is just a MASSIVE chia golem

@bole6373 Месяц назад

@@BURBLEDRANK Yeah, and you could make it a replica Zaratan, or use the stats of one to inspire what the stats of the golem are, if something that big would even need stats lol

@ernestlam5632 Месяц назад

I object , can't be a chia pet without chia.

@jemm113 Месяц назад

Plothook! turns out most magical plants, especially the hypnotic ones, were all offshoots of the chia seed (or crossbread with the chia to have an insane growth factor not found in wild variants) after being experimented on by a crazed druid. He was also, by happenstance, the first one to create a chia golem. And it appears that his exposure to the more mind-altering chia variants led to him having a mental breakdown (or being brainwashed, scholars hotly debate it) and spending the rest of his life crafting these golems to spread his malicious plants far and wide!

@philurbaniak1811 Месяц назад

Hedge Wizards 🤝 Hedge Mazes

@knines6279 Месяц назад

This has gotta be the cutest version of a golem to exist. I’m definitely going to have my Druid make a tiny chia golem as a familiar/ pet

@mitchhaelann9215 Месяц назад

Machineel Trees. Gympie-Gympie shrubs. Sandbox Trees. Any plant-based druid that doesn't terrify enemies and allies alike, is holding back.

@kristidaemon4709 Месяц назад

Perfect! My players are going to encounter a mysterious old green witch (a good type of witch) in a "wheelchair", who runs a magic pet store in feywild. Those babies will fit right in her store environment, as guards :)

@alexanderhall9625 Месяц назад

So you want some horror added to this little thing put in the plants from the movie The Ruin that have perfect mimicry and infect people killing em from inside and propagating that way. Would also make the disease that much worse as it perfectly represents it. Also personally wouldn't let restoration cure it and instead maybe delay it

@tristanmitchell1242 Месяц назад

Honestly, this is pretty cool. I might have these Golems have a form of true intelligence, animalistic though it may be. After all, my view on Warforged is that they are crafted from Wood and Stone, Wood for the spark of life and Stone for the enchantability. Chia Golems would be similar, with some quirks due to being made from living matter and shaped clay instead of carved wood and stone. The "Artificer Lich" idea from that one "liches for every class" series really ties in to that idea as well (part of the reason I really like that idea), where the bodies are crafted but hold a living part inside.

@jasonexplosion154 Месяц назад

Elephant-sized golems serving as a mount for an Audrey II

@jonasholm-mw5bn Месяц назад

I imagine either a story where a Druid used one of these golems to keep the last plant of their forrest alive and then look for a new place to restart. Either the plant can grow too big for the golem before they could replant it, so they had to make do. Or the golem is made in such a way so it’ll add earth to itself as the plant grow. While they still didn’t find a place either, the golem is now big enough to sustain its new forrest on its back. It wanders aimlessly around and grows bigger bit by bit, since the Druid who made it is long gone. It could also be a way for players to always have fresh vegetables and such on long adventures

@SageMasterRPG Месяц назад

I have to give you credit, this is my favorite video that you have made. I love druids and this has so much potential. A forest could have a grove of druids that have made hundreds of golem of all sizes throughout the woods. Small box turtle chia golems could surround an encampment without raising attention and with a combination of different seeds they could be put to sleep all in the encampment. Then the druids can go walk through the camp and murder hobo everyone. Since they are slow, I would make an Ankylosaur version as a walking tank. Some GM's allow items to be applied to the golems, a +5 spiked mace at the end of the tail would make that wicked. If you make on big enough. Have a fea circle on the golem. The fea and the golem would work together and defend the forest. Mobile strike team.

@PrincessYolda Месяц назад

A Chia Golem with weed on it, casting Calm Emotions at will ...

@zacharyweaver276 Месяц назад

I like to imagine rich nobles might have chia golems in their gardens to impress and wow guests since it's like moving topiaries but they can be used to restrain thieves

@commanderblackheart5856 Месяц назад

Day 37 of asking for the Grue from Zork to get an episode of MotW. Last time i made a typo, sorry about that.

@andirach Месяц назад

Elemental grues, I believe first edition Monster Manual 2

@confusedchocolate5260 Месяц назад

I have two ideas for potentially really nasty plants: 1. A magically enhanced version of dwarf mistletoe, dwarf mistletoe berries BURST when they gain enough water or are stimulated by outside force, launching their seeds at around 50mph. I imagine this could either be a close range AOE to use once it pulled a few people in or a reaction against being attacked within 5ft. 2. The Dynamite tree/sandbox tree, which has poisonous spikes and fruit that explodes hard enough to shoot it's seed at 160mph.

@isaacgraff8288 Месяц назад

Be careful, sometimes the lawn steps on you

@anotheruser9224 Месяц назад

Giant Hogweed sap is photosensitizing - as in, it causes horrible burns when exposed to sunlight. I suppose a regular sunlight would deal acid (?) damage. And if a character was dealt radiant damage after getting sap on their skin, I'm sure they'd be in a world of pain.

@lordpessimism Месяц назад

Don't forget that it's fast growing, grows up to 14 feet tall (reach weapon), and the sap can cause temporary blindness.

@jakobi-wan6500 Месяц назад

Imagine stumbling across a Druid in a house atop a giant chia golem of some kind just walking around

@rickn6923 Месяц назад

LoL your new imagery for the Chia Golem is amazing. I really want an old wizard who lives in nature who has hundreds of these things as friends. He would obviously be constantly smoking a long Gandalf pipe full of “Herbs” and regularly talking to all his plants / chia golems.

@channelx8254 Месяц назад

Ngl the tan looks pretty good DAD

@typhlosionknight6316 Месяц назад

Druid king with a giant Chia golem castle, but everyone thinks it's just a decorative choice. It could either be used to fight in endgame boss, or the king could be the big bad and it would be the end game battle ground where you have to work your way through rooms of plant soldiers and other trials

@DecimatedRanger Месяц назад

Really liking the Trojan Horse idea. Naturalist druid hates the ever growing city, offers a cursed Chia Pet as a fake token of peace, chaos ensues as the golems sprout. Neato, thanks Dad

@chickensky1121 Месяц назад

To be fair, I think having your creature type change to something other than humanoid is pretty great. I'm under the impression that there are fewer spells/abilities with negative effects that target plants specifically than humanoids specifically, and it's likely that most enemies that look at you will assume you are a humanoid and not a plant. It's minor but I felt like pointing it out.

@expychristian Месяц назад

I'm not gonna lie: I really thought that the Chia Golem looked like mobile hot dogs.

@eliotoole4534 Месяц назад

14:25 maybe a beholder chia golem

@matthuck378 Месяц назад

I'd consider checking out DC20 when it's actually a published book I can read.

@nickmillar999 Месяц назад

What if a Chia Golem was being kept as a guardian by a Medusa? Imagine as your party treks through overgrown ruins reclaimed by nature, passing by tall bushes; some nearly as tall as the party themselves. Clearing away the brush, the party discovers the bushes are in fact the petrified remains of adventurers, covered in the Chia Golem's spores. I can't imagine how horrible it would be to descend into Sprouting Madness while you're slowly but inevitably being encased in stone...

@reap874 Месяц назад

A chia golem with the equivalent of a stinking corpse Lily and a hydra bloom

@maxblake5564 Месяц назад

Esper the Bard created a demonic patch of mold for his Esper's Emporium of Esoterica book called the vicemold, which can cause a number of detrimental effects on its enemies, each effect based on one of the Seven Deadly Sins. I personally would LOVE to put one of those in a chia golem for added mobility.