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As Trump’s border wall demands prolong the government shutdown, national parks and federal employees both suffer, and Michael Kosta steps up to make things a little better.
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@queenofspades2365
@queenofspades2365 5 лет назад
I'm like halfway through the video but holy shit, "Who's the shithole country now?" DAMN TREVOR, SALVAGE.
@UNKNOWNANG3L
@UNKNOWNANG3L 5 лет назад
SALVAGE!!! Indeed
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
I'm sorry to be an English teacher here, but the word you're looking for is "savage," not salvage. Have a lovely day!
@gregnubody3871
@gregnubody3871 5 лет назад
Salvage dne Savage
@nicu.1871
@nicu.1871 5 лет назад
Nah, salvage is fine don’t listen to them
@Dragonsamuari
@Dragonsamuari 5 лет назад
never mind the fact that it's a completely different word
@jay91v1
@jay91v1 5 лет назад
"We don't have that John Oliver HBO money..." I'm dead. 😂😂
@danbryanandalan
@danbryanandalan 3 года назад
🤣🤣🤣 Me too
@FutureChaosTV
@FutureChaosTV 5 лет назад
Securing the border by shutting down Homeland Security? Yes, that's trumpets logic.
@deborahbell6975
@deborahbell6975 5 лет назад
@42 jade They do more than that. Isn't ICE a part of homeland security?
@SearchfortheMeaning
@SearchfortheMeaning 5 лет назад
More like Trumpett.... He's so vain. Tried to be a supermodel his whole adult life.
@michaelsugmcgee4050
@michaelsugmcgee4050 5 лет назад
Remember when work with no pay was called slavery
@MasterDoctorBenji
@MasterDoctorBenji 5 лет назад
I don't think that ever happened
@just1desi
@just1desi 5 лет назад
Well they’ve been “editing” history text books. So now it’s called a homestay with free food in exchange for labour and being ‘taken care of’ so very soon, no, the generation coming up will not remember when free labor was slavery.
@michaelsugmcgee4050
@michaelsugmcgee4050 5 лет назад
@@just1desi I'll remember and pass on the family stories that I was told by my grandmother
@michaelsugmcgee4050
@michaelsugmcgee4050 5 лет назад
@@MasterDoctorBenji what never happened?
@MasterDoctorBenji
@MasterDoctorBenji 5 лет назад
@@michaelsugmcgee4050 Slavery as we all know the Africans chose to work for no pay
@Formallyknownashandle
@Formallyknownashandle 5 лет назад
Maybe if all us Americans just like, clap for him and tell him, “You did it! Great job! You built that wall!” then he’ll get happy like a big kid and just move on to something else? 😂😂😂
@cbeaucrawford
@cbeaucrawford 5 лет назад
We built a 700 mile steel fence on the border in 2006. Paint it gold, put a Mission Accomplished banner on it and on to Trump's next campaign promise... "Beautiful, affordable healthcare for every American"
@Formallyknownashandle
@Formallyknownashandle 5 лет назад
Beau Crawford perfect! It will work. Especially if it’s gold!
@TheRealBizWiz
@TheRealBizWiz 5 лет назад
YES!! That just might work! We tell him that he did it, and that the wall is built. When he goes to look at it, he can see the “Mission Accomplished” signs and be happy. Then we can finally reopen our National Parks and clean up all the garbage piling up.
@qazifaisal5
@qazifaisal5 5 лет назад
Kemet Comics thats brilliant
@patrickrkruger
@patrickrkruger 5 лет назад
Naw, can't do it. I was always a good baby sitter because i knew how to say no and not cave to children. Give an inch and they'll take a mile.
@marcsondlucce
@marcsondlucce 5 лет назад
"I'm activating my white privilege" Sir, you've been upgraded to first class😂😂😂
@rggames8176
@rggames8176 5 лет назад
😂🤣😂🤣😂
@foreva4eva385
@foreva4eva385 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@FE3DBAK
@FE3DBAK 5 лет назад
Trying to decide if i'll be called a racist if i say this..... lol
@trevonbrinson2181
@trevonbrinson2181 5 лет назад
That ish had me rolling😂😂
@abdulkamazy
@abdulkamazy 5 лет назад
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@windsorsnake3694
@windsorsnake3694 5 лет назад
Dude, if I leave my cats home for 6 months, I won’t need new cats, I will need a new house
@omayma
@omayma 5 лет назад
As a person with cats, lemme tell you, my house won’t even last a week, let alone six months. Six months, my cats would have started a damn cat revolution.
@elicab6926
@elicab6926 5 лет назад
😂😂😂😂
@leetraviusmckay314
@leetraviusmckay314 5 лет назад
"we don't have John Oliver HBO money" 😂😂😂😂😂
@Kag001
@Kag001 5 лет назад
800,000 federal employees? Does that include all the government contract workers? I'm one who can't work because the federal building I work in is shut down. Are we included in that number? If not, you might need to double it.
@fearless4him595
@fearless4him595 5 лет назад
Kag001 yes.
@august-5085
@august-5085 5 лет назад
I dunno if the other guy meant yes as in "yes thats included" or "yes it needs to be doubled", but if it isnt it might need to be more than doubled. And then you have to consider the branching effects outside of that. Americans everywhere are suffering because of this nonsense, and some dont even know it.
@samreid6010
@samreid6010 5 лет назад
Kag001 And does it count contractors like me. I was doing electrical and plumbing work on the courthouse downtown when the shutdown started. Sure, we have other jobs currently, but the courthouse renovation was a large chunk of our profits and we don’t have enough work for everyone at the firm.
@casinoroyal93
@casinoroyal93 5 лет назад
Triple it. People providing materials and services are losing money.
@jspres86
@jspres86 5 лет назад
Basically if you have a federal ID card, this directly affects you.
@JayceRea
@JayceRea 5 лет назад
Why didn’t he ask for the money for the wall when he had control of both the house and the senate? Why did he wait till now when he lost the house? I feel like he just wants to find someone to blame because he knew he could never get the money.
@jannettsnow1828
@jannettsnow1828 5 лет назад
Exactly
@jacksherven9011
@jacksherven9011 5 лет назад
The thing is he did ask, and even then Congress wasn't willing to approve it. Now that the Democrats have control he's just using them as the scapegoat.
@JayceRea
@JayceRea 5 лет назад
Jack Shrerven That’s what it sounds like
@VenusOrchid
@VenusOrchid 5 лет назад
Because not even republicans believe in a wall. Now he is just using the situation for his 2020 election campaign.
@starcherry6814
@starcherry6814 5 лет назад
Oo Trump your privilege is showing, it's clear that you've never even went hungry in your life.
@crystaldunkin864
@crystaldunkin864 5 лет назад
OR worked...
@laurent1144
@laurent1144 5 лет назад
Did you see his comments about how "They'll adapt, you can always adapt." Like he has no idea that it's really hard to adapt to a sudden loss in income.
@starcherry6814
@starcherry6814 5 лет назад
@@laurent1144 Oo that comment got on my nerves! What more vivid proof do Trump supporters want, he doesn't give a shit about the poor
@casinoroyal93
@casinoroyal93 5 лет назад
He is literally the 0.1% of the population. Even normal white people with a lot of money have to work to survive. He doesn't.
@juano6734
@juano6734 5 лет назад
In time, everyone will show their true colors. Trump's is white, well orange!
@Off_the_clock_astrophysicist
@Off_the_clock_astrophysicist 5 лет назад
Marie-Antoinette: "they don't have bread, let them eat cake".
@samquan8120
@samquan8120 5 лет назад
@T Mox .to me do not build wall because is waste too much money. We already have some wall and security .
@extralook1826
@extralook1826 5 лет назад
This American orange joke is getting out of hand people !
@TheRealBizWiz
@TheRealBizWiz 5 лет назад
Trump fans guzzle the orange koolaid by the gallon. 🤦🏻‍♂️😂
@SZUSEast1
@SZUSEast1 5 лет назад
It's been out of hanf
@SZUSEast1
@SZUSEast1 5 лет назад
Hand
@web-angel
@web-angel 5 лет назад
@ihave35cents and all Republicans voted to fund the agencies without money for the wall....
@Ogargadon
@Ogargadon 5 лет назад
there's 2 of them?
@cuellar4500
@cuellar4500 5 лет назад
What is the thinking behind all of this mess
@trevorprime2274
@trevorprime2274 5 лет назад
One must look tough and seem to be working hard to fulfill campaign promises in order to be re-elected. One must do this regardless of if one thinks one will get the funding for the wall or not.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад
It doesn't exist. No one thinks in this administration.
@longobardilounge8238
@longobardilounge8238 5 лет назад
None!
@virdewindersingh13
@virdewindersingh13 5 лет назад
he didn't think. He don't care except the wall 😂😂
@PeterChien138
@PeterChien138 5 лет назад
Donnie the country idiot is at it again.
@chestersnap
@chestersnap 5 лет назад
"John Oliver HBO money" XD
@HanQ28
@HanQ28 5 лет назад
Shannon Wiggins all that dragon money and robot money lol
@HobbesHobbiton
@HobbesHobbiton 5 лет назад
"I'm activating my white privilege!" 😂
@jakejackson7277
@jakejackson7277 5 лет назад
Hobbes Hobbiton white privilege there ain't no such thing only black privilege the blackies get everything they want nowa days tf
@serencefrostbite3362
@serencefrostbite3362 5 лет назад
@@jakejackson7277 look at trump, and tell yourself again that the "blackies" get everything they want, look at the children imprisoned, taken from their parents, and tell yourself again that the "blackies" get everything they want.
@jakejackson7277
@jakejackson7277 5 лет назад
Serence Frostbite all the blacks get the jobs nowadays just because there black and they we're privileged when Obama was president
@serencefrostbite3362
@serencefrostbite3362 5 лет назад
@@jakejackson7277 dang it stupid youtube didn't notify me when you reply or else i would have said this sooner. They get jobs because they're usable for that job. You should go out on the street sometimes, and you'll see a bunch of homeless people, a lot of whom will also be black, there will also be homeless white people, there will also be white people with jobs, nobody's gonna hire you if you can't serve their need and/or meet their requirement, white, black , yellow, green, red or whatever. And again, your entire government is white right now, and you're telling ME that black people were "privileged", if they were you would be ruled by black people right now. You know why you aren't? Because "privileged" is a stupid concept that you people who has nothing to do comes up with. You are born into the human species, your one responsibility for your species is to preserve and ensure the survival of the future generation, yet it's been thousands of years and there are still people like you who spend time and effort making your own kind's life harder because they have different genetic and exterior makeup than you do. You are ALL human, make of meat and blood and you will ALL die one day or another, stop wasting time with this stupid "us or them" mentality and do something to help your fellow human, or at least your own countrymen, who, may I remind you, is ON THEIR WAY TO STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR "OMG BLACK PEOPLE ARE DANGEROUS AND TAKING OUR JOBS AWAY" RULER IS NOT LETTING ANYONE, WHITE PEOPLE INCLUDED, GETTING THEIR INCOME. I would tell you to get a job and live on your own to see how bad this actually is, even if you're black, if you don't have what the employers need, they won't hire you, but even getting a job is not possible right now. I spent time typing tthis all out already, so I'll still leave it here, but if you're insist on "hurr durr black people is below us and yet they get all the good shit" then, fine, whatever, I'm not a doctor so I can't cure that kind of disease, so I'm not even gonna try.
@wendysmarts1985
@wendysmarts1985 5 лет назад
You're going to find a job in a week? Good for you and your white privilege 😁
@eclipseshadowyt5917
@eclipseshadowyt5917 5 лет назад
Lisa Simpson saw it first. And she was right all along!
@TheCstar07
@TheCstar07 5 лет назад
Lol John Oliver wouldn't have brought a panda to the show, he would have bought the effing zoo!
@iglidor
@iglidor 5 лет назад
I just love how John Oliver openly admits his enjoyment when he spends lot of big corp money on frivolities.
@korenn9381
@korenn9381 5 лет назад
"We didn't pay a lot of money to bring a panda here from the local zoo for your enjoyment, that would be frivolous! Instead, we paid for TWO! Now watch me peform a silly dance in front of them"
@hawkeye5955
@hawkeye5955 5 лет назад
John Oliver has something that Trevor doesn't have: dragon money.
@macylouwho1187
@macylouwho1187 5 лет назад
You got idiots on RU-vid saying that walls work because people have walls on their houses. You know what you can’t do with a house? Dig under it and get in because there’s a concrete base surrounding the bottom. Can you do that very far on a wall in the middle of nowhere? No. A house has a roof. Does the border wall? No. So you can go over it. When I was a teen, some of my friends and I scaled a tall wall around a water tower that had barbed wire around the top of it. Somehow some not mechanically inclined teen girls managed it just to see if we could. You think some Mexicans with more to lose won’t manage it??? Guess again. Where there’s a will, there’s a way. And they will find a way. You want to stop illegal immigration? Go after the corporations that hire them knowingly. Why won’t rich people in government do that, which makes more sense? Because they freakin’ hire them themselves. Trump couldn’t find an AMERICAN maid or construction workers??? Yeah sure, right. He doesn’t want to punish himself and his rich friends that benefit from having cheap labor that puts more money in their own pockets.
@Patricia-zt8ub
@Patricia-zt8ub 5 лет назад
Trump and his cult, is exactly why we need better education.
@someanimal3506
@someanimal3506 5 лет назад
@@lordofthewoods I can get over the fences that surround my house you know. I also think that the people who come to America from Mexico want to escape their gangs. I do also say that what you say doesn't stop a wall from being ineffectual. I do agree that the thing about corporations she said made little sense. I hope this helped.
@lordofthewoods
@lordofthewoods 5 лет назад
@@someanimal3506: The gangs? Are HERE! People are killed by gangs... HERE! There are poor people... HERE! There is domestic violence... HERE! Young American children die... HERE! American children are separated from their parents... HERE! AND DON'T FORGET: According to the "MEDIA", the U.S. is a RACIST country with MURDEROUS COPS running loose! It is ridiculous to claim you're seeking "asylum" from some of those things by coming HERE! Perfect example: "His mother, Suyapa Soler, always suspected her son was killed in a gang hit, and said she brought Soler to the U.S. to flee gang violence in their native Honduras." www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/ms-13-member-nabbed-in-long-island-teens-death/ar-AAy1KMe?li=BBnb7Kz This is because the GANGS are coming in through the unsecured border WITH the INNOCENT: www.foxnews.com/us/ms-13-suspect-who-allegedly-killed-man-burned-body-entered-us-as-unaccompanied-alien-child YES: A WALL ALONE will not stop anything. It is PART OF A SYSTEM. When people build a house, they don't say: "Well, we have a fence, but that won't stop anyone, so... WHY WASTE MONEY ON A DOOR??? Or a BURGLAR ALARM??? Or a FIREARM??? Really, I feel for those who suffer ALL OVER THE WORLD... as much as ANYONE! But I also know that, if I really wanted to make their lives better, it would require PUTTING MY ASS IN AN AIRPLANE SEAT, and helping them WHERE THEY NOW LIVE. If they ALL COME HERE, we ALL DIE! www.carryingcapacity.org/DinAlt.htm
@deborahbell6975
@deborahbell6975 5 лет назад
@@lordofthewoods Just like when you guys came over here and damn near annihilated the Native American.
@lordofthewoods
@lordofthewoods 5 лет назад
@@deborahbell6975: Yes... THANK YOU! The PERFECT ANALOGY for what happens when you don't control your borders! Not sure what you mean by "you guys", however. First of all, my great-grandmother on my father's side was pure Cherokee; my grandmother on that side could pass for purebred. But, besides that, consider this: What became the U.S. was COLONIZED by the BRITISH. After a period of time, primarily NATIVE-BORN descendants of the original settlers rebelled AGAINST THE COLONIAL POWER (the BRITISH) and threw them out, something the American "Indians" were UNABLE TO DO! (don't they still teach history in schools?) REPEAT: The COLONIZERS were the BRITISH, and the AMERICANS threw them out! I was BORN HERE... that makes ME a NATIVE AMERICAN, as I am NOT native to ANYWHERE ELSE! I DID NOT "COME OVER HERE"! Watch the movie "Apocalypto" if you want to see what the Americas were like before the arrival of the "White Man". It is an amazing movie, and does nothing to diminish the stature of Mayan people but, I guarantee you, you will thank God you didn't live in that time and place!
@EricChamplin
@EricChamplin 5 лет назад
On the bright side, the government shutdown will only last until a new president is elected in 2020 right!? **cries**
@riverheat8033
@riverheat8033 5 лет назад
I can't wait until 2020, ....there is going to be a flood of biblical proportions when all these Liberal Snowflakes melt. That is the blue wave I foresee.... A tidal wave of melted snowflakes....
@christianv-h3278
@christianv-h3278 5 лет назад
I'm sorry, but if he can be elected once, he can get elected a second time. The Trump presidency made me a pessimist - I don't think he's going to be out of office until 2024...
@tlsgrz6194
@tlsgrz6194 5 лет назад
First thought: Maybe Congress can impeach Trump to end the shut-down. Second thought: Is there even a Congress right now to do that? Or is this how Trump plans to stay in office?
@jannettsnow1828
@jannettsnow1828 5 лет назад
He can't stay in office this way most people want him out . Time impeach is now also pence
@megadeathx
@megadeathx 5 лет назад
@@jannettsnow1828 Pence knows how to toe the line. He'll be a problem (if you disagree with his political ideology) but he won't become a national emergency.
@ocoss1983
@ocoss1983 5 лет назад
I’m activating my white privilege. ☠️💀☠️🤣🤣
@mychaeljones7526
@mychaeljones7526 5 лет назад
That should be a yugioh card!
@lucyweafrica7229
@lucyweafrica7229 5 лет назад
O Coss 😂😂😂🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
@johnorosz7477
@johnorosz7477 5 лет назад
We are (and have been) the pawns in a game played by the super rich. Beyond that grand total, the median minimum net worth (meaning half are worth more, half less) of today’s senators and House members was $511,000 at the start of this Congress, an upward push of 16 percent over just two years - and quintuple the median net worth of an American household, which the Federal Reserve pegged at $97,300 in 2016. The financial disparity between those who try to govern and those who are governed is almost certainly even greater than that. Members of Congress are not required to make public the value of their residences and their contents, which are the principal assets of most Americans. Nor are they required to reveal their other assets and debts to the penny, or even close - instead using 11 broad categories of value (starting at less than $1,000 and topping out at $50 million or more) that do a comprehensive job of obscuring what each member is precisely worth. Erring on the conservative side, Roll Call estimates each member’s wealth by subtracting the minimum reported value of all immediate family liabilities from the minimum reported value of all assets.
@111cvb111
@111cvb111 5 лет назад
White Privilege - Racial Ability - Can be used once a day after rest. - DnD handbook.
@gidmalu
@gidmalu 5 лет назад
Actually, even just the threat of a shutdown is disruptive. I'm a contractor (not a fed), and one week before any potential shutdown, we have to go through a full list of prep activities. So much time gets wasted and productivity lost, even if there isn't a shutdown or it only lasts a day or two (like the last two). This is a total disaster, though. I honestly have no idea, financially or work-wise, what to expect next.
@ameyagokhale5123
@ameyagokhale5123 5 лет назад
3:22... You can see the joy Trevor got in that sentence... His eyes lit up like New year's Eve!
@cbeaucrawford
@cbeaucrawford 5 лет назад
GW Bush built a 700 mile steel fence on the border in 2006. So, Trump is saying the fence doesn't work... We must build a fence. smh
@emmaxtc4692
@emmaxtc4692 5 лет назад
And that fence was a stupid idea back then too
@casinoroyal93
@casinoroyal93 5 лет назад
A fence cost a lot less than a wall
@monisaahmed1630
@monisaahmed1630 5 лет назад
Trevor’s trump impressions are killing me 😂 lol
@sparkieemae
@sparkieemae 5 лет назад
Petition to send border wall funding to the Daily Show so Trevor can stunt like John Oliver ✊
@luuketaylor
@luuketaylor 5 лет назад
The followup to the "new cats" joke was hilarious. Trevor is adorable.
@Darkknight329.
@Darkknight329. 5 лет назад
At this point with all the things going on with everyone not getting paid right now because of a stupid wall, it isn’t far fetched to call Trump a sadist at this point
@autumnanderson7224
@autumnanderson7224 5 лет назад
NO DAM WALL orange 👶 GO NANCY GO CHUCK
@EclecticoIconoclasta
@EclecticoIconoclasta 5 лет назад
Pelosi and Schumer are both corporate puppets. #BernieSanders2020
@masterofalltrades_
@masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад
@@EclecticoIconoclasta Bernie also opposes building the wall.
@johnjenkins2379
@johnjenkins2379 5 лет назад
Orange Man Bad.... (insert chant here)
@danielyoung5979
@danielyoung5979 5 лет назад
Chuck voted for some form of wall 8 times and Nancy twice.. may want to do same basic research
@EclecticoIconoclasta
@EclecticoIconoclasta 5 лет назад
@@masterofalltrades_ Even a lot of republicans oppose building that useless and wasteful wall
@jonknight4616
@jonknight4616 5 лет назад
Loved this episode! Panda Cam had me laughing throughout!
@GiveMeMyLunchMoney
@GiveMeMyLunchMoney 8 месяцев назад
I love the use of green onions as bamboo.😂
@bigwoodytoo
@bigwoodytoo 5 лет назад
Donald Trump’s plan to build a wall along the U.S.-Mexico border did not come from security analysts following years of study or through evidence that a wall would reduce illegal immigration. Amazingly, for something so central to the current U.S. president, the wall came about as a “mnemonic device” thought up by a pair of political consultants to remind Donald Trump to talk about illegal immigration.
@mr.amazinggaming1153
@mr.amazinggaming1153 5 лет назад
DO YOU THINK TRUMP WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO WANTED A WALL??? HERES OBAMA SAYING WE NEED A WALL!! ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-cVuuzTJBE5Y.html And watch this interview to it's kind of interesting ru-vid.com/video/%D0%B2%D0%B8%D0%B4%D0%B5%D0%BE-YrY5HpFuz_0.html
@avonnehuggins2122
@avonnehuggins2122 5 лет назад
@@mr.amazinggaming1153 even if Obama said it, he didn't take it to this ridiculous extent....this fuckin man is crazy and so are you....and I did not even bother to click on your stupid link!
@MrElionor
@MrElionor 5 лет назад
@@mr.amazinggaming1153 I thought was traitor why are you linking to him?
@alexzamudio9239
@alexzamudio9239 5 лет назад
Isn't there a thing with the U.S. about how people first.
@cleverchaleigh
@cleverchaleigh 5 лет назад
No, that's a lie that they tell the people and the people visiting.
@SandraDWilliams
@SandraDWilliams 5 лет назад
Who and where are these people who would want a shutdown? Who would support this guy? Talking about "Go ahead Mr. President." "Keep going!"
@kuraikenshi2349
@kuraikenshi2349 5 лет назад
People with jobs?
@xeroday3227
@xeroday3227 5 лет назад
Awesome job, Trevor, the show is getting better and better.
@cpt_nordbart
@cpt_nordbart 5 лет назад
All those laid off feds should go busking singing "wonder wall"
@RajA-jw7dd
@RajA-jw7dd 5 лет назад
Just Put 5mil for the wall (Ik it's a lot but it won't fund it at least) and don't put commas between the numbers and just tell Trump it's 5bil and he'll believe it cause he doesn't want to count the zeroes
@nefrettitim
@nefrettitim 5 лет назад
*Sir Trevor Noah...your material is BRILLIANT 😉 THANK YOU!!*
@randomeststranger
@randomeststranger 5 лет назад
"Are you not entertained" I lost my shit on that Gladiator reference.
@Brandond268
@Brandond268 5 лет назад
I really need my food stamps.
@andrewe6839
@andrewe6839 5 лет назад
Same
@walkermay4705
@walkermay4705 5 лет назад
This is too much. Caption tangerine has gone too far.
@acutechicken5798
@acutechicken5798 5 лет назад
I've never heard this insult before, I like it.
@jaystapes3086
@jaystapes3086 5 лет назад
I liked the video for the Hilary joke at the end..LOVED IT! Keep up the good work
@khalidsyoung
@khalidsyoung 5 лет назад
He told America “your fired” lmao
@terrikukla5017
@terrikukla5017 5 лет назад
Contact your SENATORS!
@razt3757
@razt3757 5 лет назад
needing food and money, "you think you do, but you don't" as one infamous company said once
@tex4096
@tex4096 5 лет назад
Dont you guys have food?
@St33ldancer
@St33ldancer 5 лет назад
I sensed that John Oliver budget joke coming as soon as he mentioned the panda 😂
@HelgaCavoli
@HelgaCavoli 5 лет назад
I'm deeply glad you made your cat point clearer.
@rainydaylady6596
@rainydaylady6596 5 лет назад
Dear God don't give Trump any ideas on not having enough money for an election! Argh!!!
@KristenMSnyder
@KristenMSnyder 5 лет назад
Elections are held at the state level. States still have their funding. Trump can't stop states from having funding. We should be good.
@samuelosebemoriasi2217
@samuelosebemoriasi2217 5 лет назад
even i can see an impeachment or mass demos
@juliaconnell
@juliaconnell 5 лет назад
LOL - when Trevor goes - 'here's a live Panda' my first thought was 'damm that's John Oliver /Last Week Tonight money'
@ashleyyang3743
@ashleyyang3743 5 лет назад
Lol I love that reference to John Oliver
@jasonpop1628
@jasonpop1628 5 лет назад
The big D is a fool,why do we listen to his nonsense. If you're four year old said, this stuff ,you would just tune him out,and tell him he needs a nap.Or a spanking,but this is the PRESIDENT, SO IMPEACH ALREADY. .WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR,THE SKY TO FALL. .
@vmah0111
@vmah0111 5 лет назад
Moscow really got a good deal when they hired Trump.
@XiaoGuanYin104
@XiaoGuanYin104 5 лет назад
Except that Putin is getting tired of this idiot...no longer very useful idiot....
@GuyBeats
@GuyBeats 5 лет назад
Daily show💯👌
@fernandoesteban1458
@fernandoesteban1458 5 лет назад
Gracias señor Noah
@Capjedi
@Capjedi 5 лет назад
Brilliant. Simply, brilliant!
@snowfolk
@snowfolk 5 лет назад
If the shutdown doesn't end in the coming weeks, then a very expensive cascade effect will start to roll through our economy. It could take years or longer to recover. For instance, the U.S. government has agreements in some other countries where it operates to not furlough employees-they can only dismiss them with generous payouts and, I understand in some cases, full pensions. This is becoming not just a mess, but a very expensive mess.
@marianlinse9000
@marianlinse9000 5 лет назад
Luckily I'm from Germany 😂😍
@ericnick4498
@ericnick4498 5 лет назад
@ihave35cents What like shithole America?
@guywithdacap4713
@guywithdacap4713 5 лет назад
@ihave35cents No harsh feelings, my friend. We do gladly! Good luck with your freezing an starving government employees!
@peaveyst7
@peaveyst7 5 лет назад
@ihave35cents its funny when brainwashed us-slaves talking about socialism while living in a country ruled by plutocrats...
@gruenpelz
@gruenpelz 5 лет назад
Haha😹😹, aber wir haben Afd😾
@macaws502
@macaws502 5 лет назад
@ihave35cents and least they don't shit in Parks on the side walk like 3 world Countries like Africa.
@DrianTheGuy
@DrianTheGuy 5 лет назад
Lol I really wanted to see a panda, but this is still good
@chiikaflor1489
@chiikaflor1489 5 лет назад
Let that panda walk in hahahaha
@OB17358
@OB17358 5 лет назад
People with borderline personalities have difficulty’s with boundaries. No surprise he is fixated on a wall.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 5 лет назад
Good comment. That's their defense mechanism: to protect their "inside" (which they love) and keep out what they hate. But as Trump is also a narcissist, he projects that wish onto everyone around him and he feels threatened by people unlike him or outside his inner circle (which is shrinking). He's very eager to build that wall because for him it would be a wish-fulfillment. When a person is speaking people like him aren't listening - they are substituting what is being said to them with their own fantasy of what's being said (this can take many forms). Trump should definitely see a psychoanalyst.
@wooshie4140
@wooshie4140 5 лет назад
oogachaka he should, but he won't.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 5 лет назад
@@wooshie4140 You are correct.
@XiaoGuanYin104
@XiaoGuanYin104 5 лет назад
@@oogachaka3447 he doesnt really want a wall. He wants the money. And he wants to keep his cult members angry.
@oogachaka3447
@oogachaka3447 5 лет назад
@@XiaoGuanYin104 He's not a 2D character, but his followers may be. Please, explain your reasoning.
@rebornzy
@rebornzy 5 лет назад
god like Trevor
@Mo-wq8ez
@Mo-wq8ez 3 года назад
We don't have that John Oliver HBO money😂😂😂😂
@candypro001
@candypro001 5 лет назад
"Activates white privilege"
@AJ-sr3hl
@AJ-sr3hl 5 лет назад
Mote Tha2nd 😂😂😂😂
@longobardilounge8238
@longobardilounge8238 5 лет назад
Build a wall on the Canadian border! I'm so scared of Canadians migrating to the us! Hahahaaaa!
@havoc751
@havoc751 5 лет назад
Longobardi Lounge YEAH CANADA IS THE TRUE THREAT WITH THEIR PUTINE AND TIM HORTONS 😂
@dannywolfpero
@dannywolfpero 5 лет назад
Please, no, I need Carly Rae Jepsen. Can we keep her?
@ziemayet
@ziemayet 5 лет назад
"Who is the shithole country nowww?" Trevor successfully performs a hitchslap . I knew he had it in him !!
@formforming
@formforming 5 лет назад
Never knew 🐼's chew on lemon grass 😂
@spheleleshange6023
@spheleleshange6023 5 лет назад
WE SAYING WE DONT WANT IT, WE WANT OUR MONEY ..SHHHHHHHHH BE QUITE. , IM TRYING TO IMAGINE WHAT YOU WOULD BE SAYING ....Salvage..................LOL
@meeks9388
@meeks9388 5 лет назад
Why is Trump not impeached yet...?
@megadeathx
@megadeathx 5 лет назад
Still waiting for those 9 hot meals to exhaust. For clarity, the Katrina disaster demonstrated that the barrier between civilization and desperation is only 9 hot meals. After that, and people stop trying to respect the concept of law and order.
@RiverLandPark
@RiverLandPark 5 лет назад
The Judas lemonade joke 😂😂
@jantruitt9241
@jantruitt9241 5 лет назад
Trevor is great!
@dontmindme126
@dontmindme126 5 лет назад
Trump is in love with North Korea
@LittleMissLeared
@LittleMissLeared 5 лет назад
Let's do the barter system for the wall. I'll send Trump an old PS3 controller. He can drop it off at the border. Anyone who wants to work on the wall can pick up my PS3 controller as payment.
@ThePhanable
@ThePhanable 5 лет назад
That panda guy was chewing on a piece of lemon grass
@timothyreigel5004
@timothyreigel5004 5 лет назад
2:07 - 2:29 HUH?! lmao
@JoshuaTVOfficial
@JoshuaTVOfficial 5 лет назад
This bad 🤣
@a.t.oliver2440
@a.t.oliver2440 5 лет назад
But he will spend millions to travel to the wall like his wife did for new years???
@noblejosher4185
@noblejosher4185 5 лет назад
Finally , a monologue longer than 6 minutes
@NimsChannel
@NimsChannel 5 лет назад
When he said panda I thought yeah right, he isn't John Oliver.
@rainbowfire4626
@rainbowfire4626 5 лет назад
Really trump never got a day being poor
@Weenshorts
@Weenshorts 5 лет назад
Rainbowfire 1302 I did peep
@BlestNekun
@BlestNekun 5 лет назад
Hahahahahahaha! So Donald's solution to people out of work is.... work? 😎🍻😎
@nataleesteele1688
@nataleesteele1688 5 лет назад
"We don't have that kind of John Oliver money" 😂😂
@artisttemple8268
@artisttemple8268 5 лет назад
Trevor, My Brother... By giving this person continuous airtime, you are actually advocating on his behalf. This is how televised media works. Even negative attention is still attention. How is it that you don't see this?
@Whisk3yKnight
@Whisk3yKnight 5 лет назад
Am I the only seeing the HUGE as recession that could come out of all this? I mean the wall aside, which would basically cost us the entire economy Spain to build, not paying 800,000+ workers for an extended period of time will have a MONSTOROUS effect on the economy. On a basic level, because many of those 800,000+ people will be unable to buy things (due to their slashed incomes) that’ll tank the consumer good’s industry, not to mention all other product-based industries. And as shown by basic economics, if people are unable to buy things, that’s mean there are also people who are unable to sell things. And if they’re people unable to sell things, then those same people are unable to buys too And repeat. If you continues on too long we could have something surpassing the 2008 Recession or even, combined with the funds needed to build, maintain and secure the border wall, we could be looking at something comparable in nature to the Great Depression. Which obviously, would be pretty damn bad.
@itachirules25
@itachirules25 5 лет назад
I'm activating my white privilege I knew that was a real thing lmao
@harlemantoinetterisingfrom4639
Lmao this guy no we want Designer Panda
@spritemon98
@spritemon98 5 лет назад
Noooooo not the cats
@adwil183
@adwil183 5 лет назад
OMG Trevor! Not only did you speak against the Bible but you compared it to trump! Respect lost!!!!
@bishopcrane9529
@bishopcrane9529 5 лет назад
America would invade any country who does this...you so lucky
@PhanchaiSiam555
@PhanchaiSiam555 5 лет назад
Can it be that the expenses are higher than the profits?
@username-xo1ps
@username-xo1ps 5 лет назад
I'm almost sure I watched this exact video last night...
@shogun5259
@shogun5259 5 лет назад
Careful with the Jesus jokes Trevor. Lol Christians are cray
@paulsaladi545
@paulsaladi545 5 лет назад
Yeah! Why do we we Christians need to be so touchy! Jeez! Lighten up!
@shuheihisagi7851
@shuheihisagi7851 5 лет назад
Not all . . ..... N what's wrong with good ol fashioned cray cray?
@shogun5259
@shogun5259 5 лет назад
@@shuheihisagi7851 you keep your cray cray to yourself. Lol
@fearless4him595
@fearless4him595 5 лет назад
Trevor’s mom talks to him about Jesus. He mentioned it in his Netflix stand up, Son of Patricia.
@shanadir
@shanadir 5 лет назад
There's crazy christians, just like there are crazy atheists. The problem is that american media loves to enable religious nutjobs and make them look like they represent others
@maxcovfefe
@maxcovfefe 5 лет назад
Is it too soon to wonder if trump WANTS us to be attacked? He's kinda put us on center stage like, "here we are, not paying our security, come on in!"
@ThomasMasterson717
@ThomasMasterson717 5 лет назад
What I love most about that segment is the fact that he uses the same terrible joke I have used in my econ classes when I talk about money vs. a barter system, almost verbatim. 😁
@krol9507
@krol9507 5 лет назад
Dept. of Transportation logo lookin like a Sharingan
@yusrakriel156
@yusrakriel156 5 лет назад
As a Muslim, comedians making "Jesus" jokes always bother me.
@megadeathx
@megadeathx 5 лет назад
As a Muslim, you're obligated to be offended whenever a prophet is portrayed in media; regardless of which one. I stand in solidarity with your discomfort at this portrayal and thank you for being a decent person.
@sentree9857
@sentree9857 5 лет назад
My guess is because Christianity was/is the dominant religion in America, so for some reason it gets a pass. Insult islam = Islamaphobe, insult Judaism = Anti-semite, insult Christianity = christianityphobe??? There is no such term. For some reason it almost seems hip nowadays to make a mockery of Christianity.
@yusrakriel156
@yusrakriel156 5 лет назад
Absolutely. There is a definite double standard in comedy/Freedom of speech. Insult or belittle God, a prophet or a group of religious people and that's acceptable, the "freedom of speech" and "comedians shouldn't be censured" narrative, but insult or belittle something like the LBGTQ community for example, and there's an uproar. Well done, you've just destroyed your career... I'm not saying the latter is fine, it's obviously not, I am merely pointing out the hypocrisy and I don't really understand it yet.
@ebenezarrabatseta9721
@ebenezarrabatseta9721 5 лет назад
Christianity is not fearful or offended by jokes we understand that a joke is a joke
@ebenezarrabatseta9721
@ebenezarrabatseta9721 5 лет назад
God needs no human defender he defends himself and he understands jokes, He made humor
@keithn9253
@keithn9253 5 лет назад
Watch out I see some sensitive Christians offended lol😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
@MGMX-tp3ku
@MGMX-tp3ku 5 лет назад
I def felt very uncomfortable about it.
@keithn9253
@keithn9253 5 лет назад
@@MGMX-tp3ku I was joking it wasn't that serious
@MGMX-tp3ku
@MGMX-tp3ku 5 лет назад
@42 jade Hi, I'm bullying no one, my religion isn't evil ( SOME people who say they believe are though) I RESPECT people's beliefs so I'm in title to expect the same don't I? I can take jokes on my religion as well, though there are SOME jokes that make ME feel quite uncomfortable as I wrote and I'm free to express it. You are a bit too aggressive don't know why? but I wish you the best.
@MGMX-tp3ku
@MGMX-tp3ku 5 лет назад
@@keithn9253 👍
@suckapunch565
@suckapunch565 5 лет назад
MG. MX I’m fine with you expressing your uncomfortability with what people say so as long as you respect what others feel about what you say
@chrisalan5610
@chrisalan5610 5 лет назад
Good to know that panda's can also eat leeks, this one didn't even notice the switch! @4:42
@jonunciate7018
@jonunciate7018 5 лет назад
More like Peter took everyone to red lobster (Acts Chapter 10) amiright? :D
@rohi4912
@rohi4912 5 лет назад
May JESUS have mercy on you buddy!
@rosieclarke4073
@rosieclarke4073 5 лет назад
Amen
@shanadir
@shanadir 5 лет назад
Ain't many others who'll have mercy on trumpy..
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