The Great Wall: The first battle 

Laughed my ass off so hard when they dropped from the walls ... I mean the purpose of a wall is ... you get it

You have high ground against monsters who only has close range capabilities and you bungee jump to get close to them.lmfao..makes perfect sense

"Who here has combat experience?" "I'm a vegan." "...Alright, I'm assigning you to the Crane Corps."

My favorite part was when they fed the monsters, such kind people to give food away like that

This answers that question that's constantly everybody's mind: What would happen if Cirque du Soliel was ever to fight Velociraptors.

Countless hungry monsters are down the wall. What should be throw down at them ? ☐ Rocks ☐ Pots filled with gunpowder (we have an extensive supply of the stuff) ☐ Lead balls with steel spikes ☐ Poisoned meat ☐ The same flammable liquid we use for the balista rocks, and, then, a torch ☑ Cute girls who trained as gymnasts for years, with power ranger cosplay outfits

"William, over there..." William: "Holy shit that's Willem Dafoe!"

my favorite bit is when they start drumming to give new instructions and the director was like "these massive drums are not badass enough. I know, have them hit the drums with nunchucks."

God damn couldn't it have been more effective to just throw down the giant spears instead of sacrificing them with fancy acrobatics?!

0:41 - "Feed them with blue dressed women until they are stuffed!" - "Yes Sir, great strategy Sir!"

Soldiers: Protect the wall!!! Crane corps: Suicide!!! Soldiers: Wait? What?! Crane corpses...

Crane corps was the most ridiculous disappointing idea ever. Like bait on a fishing line in a lake full of piranhas, but expecting your bait to win. Smh 😪

Aim for the eyes? Lol

The Crane corps was for me the dumbest unit they could ever create. They're basically just feeding them instead of firing their arrows downwards from a safe distance. They could've been more useful standing behind a shield wall and just picking the enemies from there than teasing the enemy like a bunch of hungry gators

Regardless of the absurdity, i still love this movie. Would watch it again.

William Dafoe... you were so COOL in Platoon! I hope you made buckets of money here.

They could've won easily if they gave Green Goblin his glider! Lol

Edna in the Incredibles said it best. No capes!

In as much as the crane corps are cool, its only purpose is to feed the enemies with pretty ladies.

I'm cheering for the monster hordes. Bon appetit. Go Monsters! XD

I like the nunchucks on drums. That's some talent.

I love how they use nunchucks to beat the drums

The dude who said, "aim for the eyes", he really thought that everybody is using Sniper rifle. How can you aim for the eyes at that kind of distant, lol.

"Dad why did china build a wall? " ........ "To keep the rabbits out."

Archers , aim for the eyes ! Yeah , as if you can aim eyes facing sideways in a massive , rapid moving horde !

Whoever made up that crane corps idea should be fired behind the barn.

Women: We want to fight in the army too! Chinese emperor: Oh you do, do you?

Me: Okay... kinda cool. The clip at 5:28: the eye goes *plop!*

My favorite are the Crane Corps. They're so awesome that they don't care if what their doing is stupid. They just do it. It's like the monsters are smarter than them. Amazing.

They have come for their Chinese food. Well, it's a Friday.

Great movie !!

That was absolutely silly.

I love this movie it’s not even scary it’s funny 😄 how lady said yaaaaaa then she got eaten

Guess they're waging war against eachother, because each side wants to eat the other. :

One problem with both this and Starship Troopers is that creatures that size take at least a year to grow, and a helluva lotta resources to feed, and you've got them raising a insanely huge army of fighters in the most barren environments imaginable!

Glory win against weird monsters and invaded by Mongol army. Cool story bro.

Sun Tzu must be rolling in his grave.

Damn Chinese attack on titan sure does look fascinating.

Queen: "Retreat, they have Matt Damon"

The popping noises the eyes make when they get shot kills me every time.

crazy Frog !!

The eye popping sound just breaks the miniscule amount of suspension of disbelief I have for this movie

where are the space marines when we need them the most? WHITE SCARS HELP!!! THE TYRANIDS ARE COMMIN!

Lmao I just realized they’re using Nunchucks to play the drums

Wow! This reminds me of the "Sword of Shanara" book, 1st book in shannara series by Terry Brooks, 200-300 page long battle going on in the center of map. I castle on a plateau with mountainous walls with a tunnel/Gate at the bottom for the calvary while a druid sat on the ramparts shooting blue fireballs from his hands... draining his life with each one. But before that the horde of Trolls and Gnomes charging the steep walls... arrows hailing down slaying thousands to the point that their bodies start piling on each other getting height on the wall.... then in the far off distance a huge clump of rock trolls...10 times the size of regular trolls with tougher skin... pushed their way the trolls and goblins unfazed by all the artillery! OH THAT WAS A GOOD BATTLE! The battle of the RACES! Man/Higherlander/Elf/Dwarf/Troll/Gnome. Lit.

1:00 "dahek, are they stoopid?"

Looks like a good valley to put land mines in! Lol

WOW!!! CRANE CORPS IS SO DELICIOUS! YUMM YUMM! -MONSTER

Lets don the bungee jumping troops with unnecessarily large cape because why not

Dafoe, Pascal, and Damon all selling out to the chinese

Now that's why they built the wall.

I can't believe this movie actually got made!

Drum chucks, bungee battles, shoulder eyes, CGI that's one step above claymation...the 42% on Rotten Tomatoes is generous.

So many film directors in the comment sections :D :D

You know, with the tall towers the Crane Corps were perched on, they could have easily acted as sharpshooters. Trying to point out or take out certain enemies.

Is this like a medieval starship troopers type movie?

best action movie

Jason Bourne got finally caught

Entertaining movie

4:07: Level 5 New Player fighting a boss and almost dies* 4:18: You and your friend lvl 100 helping him *

Matt Damon really needed money in 2015-2016 :-D

This movie is perhaps the most movie that’s ever been made

they always make women do the most absurd things in a fight just for the aesthetic of it a few months after i first saw this and revisiting it and i still burst out laughing i cant cope lmaoooo

Medieval Starship Troopers. This should have been the prequel to 1997's movie...

Crane corp => Crane corpses 🤣🤣 plucked from one of the comments , made my day damn

If this movie came out a decade ago nobody would be hating on the tactics used

4:57 insane athletism

Imagine the sigh of relief you have making the Crane Corps, but are part of the drumline and not the bungee team.

Is nobody gonna talk bout the drummers using nunchucks as drumsticks... 3:02

Mongols painted perfectly

Where's the ditch? They gotta have the ditch.

Aim for the eyes. The left side of the eyes, 3.53 mm under the eyelashes.

Crane Corpse Attack!! 🤣

haha The Chinese value their woman!

So aside from the 'Crane Troops' what exactly are these monsters eating to feed their army?

Well they got The Mandalorian and Jason Bourne by their side now.

Instead of wasting manpower with the Crane Corps, they should build a platform that starts from behind and leads over the top of the wall that sits above the side that gets attacked! That way, the women can be positioned clearly and safely above and out of reach of the Tau Tei when they attack the wall where they can drop bombs, shoot arrows, and anything else as they try to climb over! It saves manpower and is way more effective than willingly jumping out of the frying pan and into the fire.💯💯

its like sticking cheese in magma and expecting it not to melt

I have heard this film called "a waste of a perfectly good Matt Damon". Can't really say i disagree.

Even the drumsticks have chains on them... it's like they were trying to make everything in the defense of this wall way harder than it needed to be....

Mom! I got offer letter to join the Crane Corp!

Look at the thumbnail, i thought that was Thor 🤣

The concept of this movie is so cool

Great movie! Loved it.

I refuse to believe that wall is the only way into china. Those creatures could definitely scale the surrounding mountains.

"Aim for the eyes!" Perhaps the most stupid comment in this movie!

Yeah…let’s dedicate an entire squad to bungee jump to their deaths.

Aim for the eyes from 300 yards away. That will work.

Crane corps is what happens when you get a room full of "we can do anything men can do now let's come up with a way we can go into battle". All the men we like Ummmm ok.

Why do I get the feeling that this started out as an AvP: China script.

Dude that kid is brave he throne the sheild

"Attack the Queen" ::cuts to balls::

War is the synonym of Bravery

So even though this a crazy idea. I can understand why they would have this type warrior army. (Granted not against this type enemy). But if the enemies were larger, more armored. Getting in close like this would be a great help.

Other Historical movies during seige, throws down rocks, rain arrows, pours hot tars, etc... Chinese Historical movies: Crane crops attaaccckkkkk...

The Crane Corps somehow reminds me of Attack on Titan...

Of course, sending anime warrior ladies in a bungee jump lol.

Epic

Zergling Rush!!!

Reminds me of middle school.