the guy at the blackjack table who is just the worst

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in this video i am absolutely unbearable in the comfort of my own home
Gus Johnson plays all sorts of characters, from Mitchell Robbins to JK Rowling to some guy in God's Country to Imbiamba Jombes to filming videos with his mom to pillow guy to the my pool guy to small town reviews to how they use shotguns in movies to the tough kid growing up to your friend who has a knife to spotify ad guy to the how they use shotgun to the gus johnson shotgun to if i was frozone... I don't know why I am writing this in third person. I am Gus. I wrote this. My brother is Sven Johnson, that guy's alright. I do stuff with Ian Kung. Guys, if you put all this silly stuff in the description, it helps your videos. Isn't that wild?
Thanks for watching and sharing! Don't stab people. I'll see you later.

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@BunsAndMathren Год назад

As a former blackjack dealer, I can guarantee that this guy comes in at 1 a.m. every night and asks "what do I have" every time they are dealt two cards

@darkmage123345 Год назад

you have 2 cards thats what you have

@Noneofyourbyisness Год назад

@@26mic ima subscribe just because I want to see how far you’ll grow 💪🏽💪🏽

@thanaGogical Год назад

@@darkmage123345 hit me

@darkmage123345 Год назад

@@thanaGogical smack

@pizzapug2663 Год назад

@@26mic holy shit actually not a bot

@SvenJohnsonBestYoutuber Год назад

This guy is like if the casino urinal could talk

@goldfish587 Год назад

Give me money

@bartholomewshort3899 Год назад

Wait you have the same surname as the guy who made the video. Wierd.

@Cardboard_object Год назад

Boop

@viljamtheninja Год назад

If the casino urinal could talk and then just never, ever, ever stopped

@TheBeecherCrew Год назад

@@26mic Spam much ?

@TheRealMikeBL Год назад

"It's not that kinda joke" someone who's certainly about to make that kind of joke

@davidf2953 Год назад

stop the spam 26 mic

@khalilahd. Год назад

Lmfaoo every time

@DannySullivanMusic Год назад

FACT

@randomfullywonderful Год назад

Kinda sad that we can't make race jokes anymore, they bring us together. Do you really see left-wing politics bringing the ethnicities together? 😏

@Oncelost21 Год назад

Goes from Racist to homophobic💀💀💀 Gotta love it🤣🤣🤣

@GDRaptorFan13 Год назад

“The ole B.J. table” right off the bat Gus nails the annoying guy.

@davidf2953 Год назад

report the bots

@khalilahd. Год назад

Lmfao exactly

@ThatGuy-B48 Год назад

…

@CHEESEMan_2468 Год назад

You forgot the part where they start yelling at an uncomfortabley loud level whenever they get a perfect 21

@UrixMusic Год назад

@@26mic dude, shut the hell up. This is not how you grow a channel. It's annoying.

@chadwickerman Год назад

@@26mic that's so pathetic. Spamming "sub to me" comments on other people's videos.

@chelseafan111 Год назад

My friends and I had just come from dinner where sireacha was on the table someone had called it cock sauce...so everytime one of us got blackjack we'd all yell COCK SAUCE ..I'm sure everyone else enjoyed it as much as we did.

@robertpaulson8790 Год назад

@@26mic I guarantee nobody cares

@DavidSmolej Год назад

@@26mic Your channel is not bad and 100% I had fun with your videos, but self-promoting stuff similar to others is kinda risky and you'll possibly not get prob but hate.

@TheNewDaneraw Год назад

As someone who worked security at the Bellagio for three years, and had to remove literally hundreds of these individuals from tables because of behavior like this (and worse), I can verify this is one of the most accurate comedic depictions on the Internet

@SaraHessXXIV Год назад

You might be a good person to ask, since you worked casino security. Is it true phones aren’t allowed to be out at the blackjack table? If so, why is that? Is it easier to cheat or something?

@twobirdsonesmokesesh278 Год назад

@@SaraHessXXIV ( I’m the OP, this is my alt account and I’m too lazy to switch) phones are absolutely allowed at all tables during play, and there’s virtually no reason for you to be asked to remove it. There’s nothing you could be doing on your phone that would enable cheating, and those that are cheating are often using much less conspicuous and refined methods of doing so. That said, pit bosses can ask you to be removed from the tables if they have reasonable suspicion of you doing something unseemly, but that often requires quite a bit of evidence before that step is taken.

@mr.doctorcaptain1124 Год назад

@@twobirdsonesmokesesh278 lol that's not true. I go to Vegas to gamble twice a year. They always don't allow phones at the table. I hate when people lie like you

@user-sg7rl8be1s Год назад

@@mr.doctorcaptain1124 that's not true, i go to vegas to gamble thrice a year. They always allow phones at the table. I hate when people lie like you

@IamPinhead Год назад

"Do not drive my ATV, and do not touch my Everclear" We get it, Gus, you're from Wisconsin

@tylergramith Год назад

@Six Ramirez so south south wisconsin

@SteveRudzinski Год назад

As someone who used to deal Black Jack a long time ago, this was very triggering and my day is ruined. Great job!

@terrystaxi4253 Год назад

@@26mic nah man checked it out his humor is on another level than you your just like trying to get younger audience appeal like "sloppy toppy" female something something

@mumblesmcgrumbles386 Год назад

@@26mic shameless plug lol 🔌

@CharChar2121 Год назад

I wasn't a dealer, but I did work in the front of the casino. Yeah, this is hella triggering and I wanted it to stop.

@YoursUntruly Год назад

@@terrystaxi4253 woosh

@TheTalentlessWriter Год назад

Some of these apply to me when I went to a casino for the first time in my life lol

@O.Reagano Год назад

W-Which ones

@micahp1775 Год назад

Yeah people get mad af if you don't have your shit together or have a complete understanding of the game. Also they think your cheating no matter what.

@khalilahd. Год назад

Lmfaooo

@WarHeroA21 Год назад

"I don't go by the book, I go by my OWN book, which is a series of erratic decisions which have nothing to do with probability or mathematics." Gus, was your previous job dealing Blackjack? I swear to god you hit it home with every single line lmao

@salacommander2674 Год назад

Nah he just actually is this guy

@aetherbeetz Год назад

"Who's throwin' these at me?" when the cig finally dropped was gold.

@12stepsbeyondtheeventhorizon Год назад

His cigarette cough is so spot on.

@ODDERBOTTER Год назад

as a blackjack dealer this shit is spot on. The worst is when they want better cards and they go “come on *my name*!” I’m gonna freak out if someone says that to me one more time lmfao

@Radi0actvChickn Год назад

I swear to god. I hear complete strangers say my name more than my own family. There's something about it that bothers me to no end, like it's somehow on me to give them good cards, like we're friends and I owe them a favor. I just flip cards bro. You're the one in control, not me

@thisguy5289 Год назад

The amount of money I would pay for a studio have Gus cameo in a movie as just a wild semi background character

@glamxbastard Год назад

Someone send Ryan Reynolds clips of Gus!!

@PeamThePanda Год назад

that sounds legendary. A casino scene and instead of a super serious man in a suit there's just this dude with his drunken man impression

@d4rkpr1nc39 Год назад

I mean...he hasn't finished yet on the controversies. Oh and if you delete this, then that means you are still monitoring or whatever.

@thisguy5289 Год назад

@@d4rkpr1nc39 what the actual hell are you talking about

@PM-wp6ze Год назад

@@thisguy5289 Gus and his ex girlfriend had broken up because when a relationship doesn’t work, that’s what you do. Instead of moving on like a normal person, she decided to spill all the negative things that happened in their relationship to promote her mediocre channel and now Gus is being crucified.

@SoniasWay Год назад

He’s so good at playing this character that I wonder if he’s that guy at the blackjack table

@TGIFrank Год назад

We all have been at one point or another, kind of inevitable when you combine free drinks and gambling in an overstimulating environment. I think he's just really passionate about blackjack and if you've watched his God's country series you know he's mastered the art of acting drunk.

@ACTOrangeShorts Год назад

They get extremely excited and brag every time they get a blackjack

@juderudd1711 Год назад

He should really do sketches instead of just filming himself at a casino

@skagkilla Год назад

As a current blackjack dealer, I can confirm I dealt to this guys 2 nights ago. This isn’t a parody video, it’s an factually accurate video.

@meltedlyricoriginal Год назад

Just by looking at how that cigarette tries to stay on Gus's lip, I now have a deep understanding of the song livin' on a prayer

@khalilahd. Год назад

“I’m not gonna light it I’m just putting it in my mouth” So accurate down to the outfit 😭😭

@HeisenbergTheFirst Год назад

2:31 "so this black guy walks into a bar" I can see the inappropriate uncle at the family gatherings has returned

@mr.s6661 Год назад

This is 100% the same character as that uncle, only slightly more drunk and it’s later in the night😂🍻

@butthz8850 Год назад

Uncle? My Aunt could give them a run for their money, and she's hilarious.

@ViktoriousDead Год назад

Finish the joke

@grudds Год назад

The Gus Johnson Cinematic Universe expands

@sublimeade Год назад

Uncle said nothing wrong

@Cyranek Год назад

"go fish"

@simon_eats_beans Год назад

@revilno Год назад

He seems like the guy who’d put his hands on someone’s shoulders and give tips, while hitting on a 20. And seems like the guy who’d get an ace on a 20.

@revilno Год назад

@@26mic bro don’t promote your (not even close to being funny) channel on someone else’s channel.

@ykharus2840 Год назад

@@26mic Can u be less annoying on people's comment?

@micahphilson Год назад

It would fail 19 times, he'd finally get an ace, and then he wouldn't let anyone live it down for the entire rest of the night.

@waffletube1107 Год назад

@@26mic shut up

@revilno Год назад

@@micahphilson “You see ‘burps’ this is how it’s duone. I got a ‘burps’ 20 and hit, I winned, so you should tooooooo”

@BlissToby Год назад

i haven't been in a casino my whole life and never met a person who is even remotely similar to this but it still feels relatebale, gus did it again

@darrellgarrett2535 Год назад

"Who's throwing these at me." LMFAO

@nickudeschini4812 Год назад

This is too accurate to not be based on a real encounter

@EricLeCrennSanchez Год назад

It’s definitely based on many

@babysealsareyummy Год назад

Walk around any casino for 30 minutes, you're guaranteed to find one of these creatures.

@Disco-Terry Год назад

Fucking hell don't be on the Westmalle Tripels at the table, you'll be wrecked after 4 hands.

@idkwhattonamemyself6357 Год назад

I’ve never been to a casino before and I can tell how accurate this is.

@shaloon64 Год назад

1:20 "hit me by the way on this 20"

@adamhaj3890 Год назад

Comedy gold. Also love how he progressively gets more drunk throughout the video. 😂

@michaelwave8017 Год назад

Been working as a blackjack dealer for almost half a year now, the fact that you chose LYLE, MY GIVEN NICKNAME, is absolutely insane! This sketch got so much more personal than I expected, I'm lovin it! Best break ever! Thanks, Gus, you made my morning!

@petra_kalbrain4426 Год назад

As a pit boss myself, all I can say is… AT LEAST 1 EVERY FUCKIN’ FRIDAY AND SATURDAY NIGHT! I find them entertaining though. 🤣🤣🤣

@adventurMan5 Год назад

Tell me more

@maarekstele2998 Год назад

As a person who's terrified of casinos im worried my anxiety would make people think im like this guy lol

@szeghybenedek8266 Год назад

@@maarekstele2998 why are you terrified of a casino?

@maarekstele2998 Год назад

@@szeghybenedek8266 i think it's cause there's a lot of rules that if you break em it will get you kicked out immediately

@szeghybenedek8266 Год назад

@@maarekstele2998 haha dont worry man, only use money you can really afford to spend, and enjoy yourself especially if u can go with friends, there will be nothing scary if u go with the right mindsez

@spamdarsh4319 Год назад

The entire monologue for this video was so slurred together it became one sentence.

@upsidonkey9570 Год назад

the cigar over the ear is a beautiful touch

@Iranimak1 Год назад

As a dude from belgium, I'm kinda impressed you got your hand on a Westmalle tripel ahah

@retteketette Год назад

Me too, him drinking it from the bottle just maakt het af

@ouija_kat Год назад

This is 1000% correct I was a dealer for 10 years and now a supervisor for the last year and I get to deal with this guy every Saturday night 🤣

@OuterCrash95 Год назад

How this man had that cigarette hanging out of his mouth that far away is legendary! "Wait not smoking at the table" I'm crying.

@whatbroicanhave50character35 Год назад

Smoker here. If your lips are just barely moist, the filter kind of sticks to one of your lips when you hold the cigarette in your mouth. Sometimes it sucks because you go to pull the cigarette out of your mouth and you just slide your fingers all the way down and yank the cherry off the end lol.

@dauntae24 Год назад

Absolutely everyone who’s ever played blackjack at a casino can relate to at least some of this. 😂

@bn2593 Год назад

Former third party propositional player here (California card room - person who sits at the table and is the bank). This man is everyone’s worst enemy. Doesn’t tip. Attempts to cap his bet several times. Spills so many drinks on the felt that the game has to get shut down for hours. Nicely done Gus!

@xxcojo6xx Год назад

“You wanna hear a joke?” Knocks down beer while putting on sunglasses. So subtle but goddamn it I’m in tears

@confusedcarrotproductions8418 Год назад

Im convinced that he was actually drunk when he filmed this

@TheDeatharcana Год назад

As a Pit Manager, this is beyond accurate 😂

@ViktoriousDead Год назад

As a former guy who often sat at a blackjack table, I was indeed “The worst”

@thebrokenglasskids5196 Год назад

As a former dealer, I can say this is hauntingly accurate.

@apesonwheels696 Год назад

My favorite bit is when Gus lets his cigarette hang by just the wetness of his lip

@Ollema Год назад

with the Westmalle tripel in the hand, the accuracy couldn't have been greater

@RedSiegfried Год назад

Another one of my favorite guys: he brings his extremely elderly and deaf dad to the table, plays for him, then argues that he couldn't hear what was happening and the dealer needs to take it back every time grandpa loses.

@Sl4yerkid Год назад

"hit me by the way on this 20" and to everyone's surprise, it was an ace

@TitoPlease Год назад

'i saw jack sparrow do this one' i literally watched tutorials to learn that after seeing the movie

@Grissbane Год назад

Former casino dealer here. I hate how accurate this is.

@catmeat802 Год назад

Lyle’s just trying to do his job, man. He’s a good guy

@mehcekemen Год назад

Never drink westmalle from the bottle

@OpRidder4920 Год назад

Rest In Peace technoblade

@k1xnt Год назад

packing the cigarettes the wrong way hurt me physically to watch. This video has layers

@crushedscouter9522 Год назад

At work at a casino right now. This is one of your best impressions. He nailed everything about "that guy" who definitely isn't gus

@Adammorrow779 Год назад

This couldn't come at a more appropriate time. I'm in Vegas for the WSOP. I see a hundred of these dudes a day

@vaddix9980 Год назад

You missed the one where they just stand behind you and stare at the table, completely mystified at a blackjack card game, like they've never seen a table before. Hate PLOPPIES.

@ppmico Год назад

good to see gus fully back with quality jokes :D

@Upurity Год назад

This Guy Makes My Day Everytime :D

@vaddix9980 Год назад

PLEASE more skits like this!

@naysayersgonnanaysay7318 Год назад

the cigarette lackadaisically hanging onto his lip by a thread was spot on..."hit me!"

@korebiis Год назад

as someone who wears glasses i can relate to putting them on, but missing your ears entirely and stabbing your eyes.

@collindunn9067 Год назад

"hold on, hold on, I saw Jack Sparrow do this once"

@roshambo282 Год назад

"Hit me on this 20 btw"

@Tarkov. Год назад

"Who's throwin these at me"

@cia6124 Год назад

I love seeing these videos they are so funny to the point where they might be a real example of someone lmao🤣

@lordducko3885 Год назад

I love how this guy just does massive burps every video😂

@montygerin9903 Год назад

@@26mic Can confirm that after having watched your videos, I still have not smiled.

@lordducko3885 Год назад

@@montygerin9903 XD

@O4C209 Год назад

And he runs that $6 up to $2500, then loses it all back, and never tips because if he tips he'll start losing.

@thegodofpez Год назад

I love Gus. That is all.

@ruffusgoodman4137 Год назад

As someone who used to deal Jack Black a long time ago, this was very Octagon and not that Stop. Great job!

@jackgardner2468 Год назад

Sooo many times playin blackjack in Oklahoma city, Atlantic City and Las Vegas this is textbook of the definition of every gamblin trips.

@gamergod3378 Год назад

Im a recovering gambling addict and i relapsed because of this video. Thanks.

@IRe4IPer Год назад

In gambling there's only 2 kind of people WINNERS and QUITTERS. Go win your money back brother the lucky can't always be against you

@kentknightofcaelin4537 Год назад

@@IRe4IPer I hope this is supposed to be a joke.

@IRe4IPer Год назад

@@kentknightofcaelin4537 No, in gambling there's literally only Winners and Quitters. That's a proven fact. Run that shit back asap. Today might be your lucky day you never know

@dr.loomis4221 Год назад

This reminds me of a guy at the blackjack table who was just the worst

@Pmeaney1000 Год назад

What a coincidence, I literally just started playing Blackjack for the very first time this week.

@dannikaderan1189 Год назад

“I’m gonna be so mad when you deal me bad cards”

@brownbeans496 Год назад

Hopper from stranger things

@arnovr6947 Год назад

Hey Gus, that is some mighty fine beer you got there. Mucho respect from this Belgian.

@KINGxKABLE Год назад

Dealt cards for 3 years and this flea made life hell the whole time 😂

@Squiddyyy Год назад

Very accurate to Vegas gamblers. Love it Gus!

@PontusWelin Год назад

At Least he has good taste in beer. I mean, it’s no quadrupel. But hey, whatcha do? Amirite?

@curveball111 Год назад

I'm currently on the way home from Vegas listening to the G&E podcast. It's like Gus can read my mind at this point.

@81Point2 Год назад

"Hit me, by the way, on this 20" was just so hilarious

@theranger7924 Год назад

Incredibly accurate drunk person

@nopesorrydude6813 Год назад

Best line: I don't play by "the" book, I play by my own book...

@wthiry Год назад

Bonus points for drinking one of the best beers Belgium has to offer

@RedOfTheNecks Год назад

i really am happy to see your videos it takes away the thought of dying and why everyone seems to not care about it until it's about to happen to them, but then i watch one of your videos and im not left alone with my thoughts for a while. ty