The Hardest Would You Rather Questions Ever 

The fact that Joe said the lyrics to Culo perfectly ICONIC

Joey: scared of pit bull bc he looks like he'd steal the moon Also Joey: first thing I'd do if I ran 100mph is steal

joe has been making banger after banger since like 2010 lets give him a round of apple sauce

Joe is like our older frat brother who gives you tons of tips in getting girls

"ima take the deep fryer tho. go out crispy" got me dying 😂

The way joeys mind works is genuinely fascinating to me. He’s so quick and effortlessly funny. His humour is underrated

Imagine you’re babysitting your nephew and you bite his head, mistaking him for a muffin. 😂😂😂

I've been in the room full of spiders thing but it was a tent and I can assure you. it doesn't matter whether the lights are on or off, it is HORRIBLE.

I can't stop laughing at his answer to the horizontal buttcrack question 😂

Keith needs to read a massive 10 minute long round-robin-input from all team members of madmibs

I need a video of you teaching us stuff on your white board and a beer while wiping marker with the most random object… hope that made sense 😂

1:34 “Life is only fun cuz I don’t think about dying.” Me, constantly anxious and thinking about death: 😶

The “oh yeah brother” got me CTFU 😂

imagine if you tripped as you're running at 100 mph. Major road rash.

nobody is talking enough about Joe's little pitbull cover

Hi Joe and company! I’ve been watching some of your old videos and wanted to tell you I’m really proud of what you’ve accomplished. You have dug in and do the work, branded yourself, and work so hard. Just wanted to let you know that! 🎉😊

If i had to change gender every time i sneezed, I'd have a major identity crisis by the end of May 😂😂

Greg’s laugh is everything 😂😂😂

Actually saw a video recently that explained the process of what would happen if you were deep-fried alive and apparently you’d be conscious for a couple mins if I remember correctly, I imagine it would also be excruciating

Joe and his million dollar Rolex 😂 Frankie is dying somewhere rn 😂😂

One of those nerdy kids that ran everywhere in high school just listened to this was like “what!?!?”. 😂

‘go out crispy’ killed me

The hulk one is absolutely a no win situation, you either get the right voice saying your name and run the risk of something big slapping your leg in the process or you’re enjoying it until you hear “oh yeah brother”

Joes looking Buff Didn’t know he could look more fine

Anyone who thinks they want to read minds hasn't given it enough thought 😂😅

Eating whatever I want and never having sex is my literal life. 😂

Omg I thought I was the only one that had a kid with a giant backpack running the halls in school. This kid in my high school had a backpack on wheels and would speed walk the halls beeping at people!! 😂

I work in a kitchen and accidentally dunked my whole hand in a deep fryer. As if it wasn't obvious as fuck, it hurts real bad. Btw, my hand is fine somehow, and I finished my shift with my hand in a bucket of water.

4:24 My only thought is: How will you even walk with it being horizontal cause the crack is made out of your glutes.

If I had $1 for every jump cut I could finally afford a house

We need more PEOPLE OF WALMART

Hi Joe it's me again the 72 year old man I was so glad to see you've finally made another video ,it was like Christmas morning.i too would like to see more videos of people of Walmart and fyi next Thur Feb 1 I will no longer be known as the 72 year old man I will become the 73 year old man and Joe a great birthday gift would be more content soon after ,as always you're a hoot and hope to see you soon 👍👍👍

"Slap it around." Never heard it called that, but I'm gonna use it now.

Pitbull looks like he’s about to steal the moon is crazyyy 😭😂

not the "oh yeah brother" LMAO

"Oh yeah brother" took me out 😅😅😅😅

8:49 I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

If you fight Tyson...to be fair...the damage he does will probably cause you to talk with a lisp so its 50/50

9:13 Joe saying pineapples aren’t spikey is such a hot take

The Mike Tyson one sucks. you're either taking the lisp willingly for the rest of your life or fighting him for 60 seconds in his prime and him giving you the lisp for the rest of your life 😂

Joe is one of the few notifications I have on!! Instant click

Flying at 10mph is my choice. You can just go up wearing a wind suit. Disengage and glide super fast with free fall, then repeat as needed.

13:42 This is probably one of, if not, the easiest one. Food, no sex. Without question or doubt.

8:24 Read minds or see future. Seeing future is 100% the better choice. I want to ask a girl out? See the future where I ask her out. If she rejects then I just dont ask. Also, you could manipulate a yes by seeing multiple futures where you try different methods of asking her out until one of them works. Plus you have the added bonus of being able to dodge all life threatening events. Win lottery. Win lottery. And Win lottery. I would like to read minds though.

Changing gender when you sneeze is funny as hell! That's like Launch from Dragon Ball!

Joe Santagato notifications YES PLEASE😍

I would do anything for the OG Mad Libs Videos again. I go back to the old ones and I die. 😂

So many good background Greg laughs in this one

11:49 I thought my school was the only one that had one 😂

Still pissed yall missed a year of slam poetry

How... how do u roll by that. "He looks like hes tryin to steal the moon or somethin" 😂😂

Deep fryer one didn't state its gotta be boiling.

One of my favorite series’ on this channel!

2:06- Yeah…………… That one could be crazy……… at least for me!?! Mainly because I have horrible allergies! So when I sneeze , I sneeze A LOT!!! Like 8 to 9 times in a row! EVERY TIME!!!!

“I already kinda orgasm when I hear the song anyway” 😂😂😂

Omg the butt crack went straight over his head 😂

OMG I LITERALLY THOUGHT BACK TO HIGH SCHOOL AND THE KID THAT FKN SPRINTED EVERYWHERE THEY WENT AND THEN YOU SAID IT AND NOW I'M DEAD. 😂😂😂😂😂

"The sun will blow up. Wont even be a planet to go to"... jesus 😂😂

6:02 so nothing is going to change for me😂

Is Joe wearing a Rolex panda?

Running 100mph with no body modifications is no different to a car accident if anything were to go wrong so fuck that

It doesn’t say the deep fryer is on, just that you’d be drowning in it.

Totally flying bro~ ur feet gonna hurt-ya get plantar fasciitis & arthritis. Getting old it be even worse! Being weightless, flying around even slow? 100%. YES!

Happy new year Joe!

6:46 “Go out crispy” is a mad sentence 😂😂😂

because i gave birth recently i can honestly say peeing a grape out aint nothin lol

bro thinks the sun is going to blow up in 10,000 years lol

“I’ll be alright until the knee” is Frankie levels of delusion

I love how you went with thinking babies are muffins instead of the obvious answer which is tackling someone for cutting a baby in half and buttering it.

What's the name of the diner with the blueberry butter muffins tho

Joe -- with a horizontal butt crack, you'd never be able to use a sliding board comfortably. Also if you are gonna run at full speed every time foot travel is required, I want a video of you grocery shopping!

The poops gonna come out the poop - Joe

Pitbull just did a song with Dolly Parton! Its fkn awesome! Who knew she could drop bars lol 😂

At 100mph you should be able to run across water anyways

U fight Mike Tyson and he's gonna hit u so hard that u get his voice and lisp anyways

JOE!!!!

would you rather have unlimited bacon, but no video games. OR games, unlimited games, but no games?

The hogan answer was crazy ngl, hogans meat gonna be swinging around and shit, no way brother

The poops gonna come out the poop.... this sent me 😂😂😂😂

No way😂 bottom half emma watson. I can close my eyes and put my ear phones on And only touch the bottom half

What kind of dexterity would you be able to have running 100mph?

whaat…. ur shit is sideways???? Hilarious 😂

hilarious!! but i do miss the madlib madness 😂. even a return of the watch ur mouth would be dope! bless u brotha 🤙

defintely choose see into the future over reading peoples minds.... My betting game would be very strong then 😂😂😂

Imagine thinking the sun will blow up in less then 10,000 years

Tree Service Provider- wood chippers will chip faster the softer the material being chipped. Meat is softer than wood, it takes literally milliseconds for a chipper to go through racoons that unfortunately get missed, more often than not, workers that get chipped are to completion before anyone even knows what’s happening unless the chipper is new enough to have an auto stop

😂😂😂 There was a kid named Brian at my school too!

The Naruto run lmao

I am crying laughing so hard at the thought of "OH Yeah Brother" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Sir imagine trying to poop that pineapple upside down with those leafs stabbing u

So I’m definitely going to try that the next time I make some muffins.

Eat a lot and not have sex... isn't that called marriage?

10k forward you'd have no idea about nothing. 10 years back, even if I stay the same age. Bitcoin, GameStop, and covid... Riding out covid rich as fuck would be easy. And, I'd place bets on the 2016 election, because so many media people didn't see that coming.

I laughed so hard I almost puked up my lunch at "OH YEAH BroTHER"

If you had horizontal butt crack your cheeks would clap uncontrollably when you walked down the stairs 💯

the hulk hogan question made me think of Danny and I feel like he'd pick hogan's upper half. just "oh yeah brother" back n fourth💀

I see Joe I click🦭

Joe saying he’d start robbing if he ran fast. 😂

Joe… a grilled blueberry muffin is what that diner makes. one of my local cafes make them too, theyre fuckin boss

Ayyyeee! I was 21 ten years ago too. My 21st birthday sucked though. I didn't do anything. Didn't have friends or anyone/anything. Shit hella sucked!