"Stevie Wonder sees his sons more than you do". Absolutely savage. Why was this joke cut? I mean it's not like Stevie Wonder was watching the roast...........
I just wish Glaser did the ENTIRE roast at this point. The savagery. I get why they compare her to Bill Burr. The darkness is strong with this one and I am here for it.
4:59. Corolla looks right at him for the only time in this particular burn as asks: "What do you miss most, the plane or the island. Be honest." That was just brutal
Alec isn't involved though. So many celebs, men and women flew on his jet because he did a lot of charity work. Virginia Giuffre has named specific men like Prince Andrew and Alan Dershowitz that actually got involved in the dirty stuff
On point. Griffin shouldn't apologize for that plot joke. DeNiro's the one picking up scripts like he's waiting for Ben Stiller to close the Meet the Parents trilogy. DeNiro's a great actor... but his script selection last 10 years looks more desperate than Nicholas Cage's script selections. As Jeff Ross said so articulately at the Jerry Stiller roast to the couple that gave us Mystery Men.... "You're allowed to turn stuff down." Advice DeNiro should consider. Maybe then he wouldn't look like Don Rickles and Carl Reiner had a brother.
the joke by his own daughter killed me, "We never played catch, but he threw enough stuff at me I became great at dodgeball!", when your own kid says that......geez lol
Nikki Glaser was amazing!!!! "Half white and half good at Basketball" "Jeff the only way you've ever made a woman wet is when she helped roll you back into the ocean." "Seriously tho, Stevie Wonder sees his kids more than you do." And that's just what missed the cut. She was the best. Ireland Baldwin had a good joke too 😂
Nikki smashed it Hopefully she gets some movies and specials like Amy Schumer did after the Charlie Sheen roast I don't think we even have to worry about her being a fake piece of fat shit which is nice
Not dark but a ring of truth . Why do you think Epstein was killed? If he wasnt killed over half of pedophilewood would be on trail for crimes against children .
"his voice makes me want to chug a bottle of mantifreeze". loved the setup/punchline on that one. classic roast joke--clever, funny and well in bounds.....
LeAnna Urenko it's nice to see women supporting women. Butttttt..... I don't agree with the highlight of the night. She did however surprised the fck out of me with them jokes 😂
How come Robert De Niro looks like he smoked a ton of weed before this and is laughing at stuff but it’s only because he doesn’t know what they’re actually saying and he’s just trying to fit in
Could I get more context on the joke? I get that Jeffery was connected to Alec, and that people whom had rode his plane were written in this black book. But why is he referring to an island?
Holy crap Nikki's unaired jokes were really good. Even better than the ones that aired. I was surprised by that "as long as you don't jerk off to a potted plant" joke by that Will & Grace gay, though. xD
Yeah I just heard her on Joe Rogan about her jokes she wanted to say bit Kaitlyn threatened to have a tantrum and walk off if anyone made jokes about the subject.
@@dannyhenderson308 since you brought her up in this. I thought about it and she looks like a wet commercial French fry. Picture it, one of the good long ones but it's wet, the reality is that folks will still eat that. Because HUMANS.
Just letting you know, Nikki was on the Howard Stern show, and she said that she had a roast about Caitlyn running over someone with her car, but CC said that she couldn’t tell the joke because Caitlyn requested that nobody made a joke about. I forgot what the joke was and I unfortunately can’t find it.
I didn't find it funny. Maybe he could rework the timing it something but it just didn't land for me. There was an awkward pause on the show too, where everyone slowly looks at Deniro to see his reaction. That was funny
There's point in bringing everyone together for a huge fiery roast and putting in the air miles if you're going to curb the flame. I'm glad they released these. My stomach hurts 😂😂
I simply cannot get enough of the most serious 3rd degree burns these roasters can deliver...You, as an entertainer, CAN NOT EVER take anything that's said personally, or get butt-hurt by it - even if, or especially if it's true! You gotta own it all - the good, and the bad, and everything in between. I would be HONORED to ever be up there getting lambasted by my friends and peers! I think it's hysterical and awesome. The more they cringe, the more I laugh!
