The Hayes Boys - She's Too Fat For Me Polka 

Man this takes me back to my childhood listening to Polka music as a kid with my grandma. And she was a big woman. And she loved to dance the Polka too! Love this stuff. With her being gone to heaven, all my polish heritage is really gone. :(

the elderly dancing remind me of croatian dinner and dance banquets i attended with my family when i was younger. My grandfather, my father and there friends would always play this song, but sing it in croatian. Brought back lots of memories seeing those old people dance.

This was one of my favorite polkas untill I married a fat girl. No regrets, my wife has been wonderful for the last 15 years, but I don't request this polka any more!

This was played in the 1930's. My Great Uncle was singing this in his General Store in a small town. He was singing, "I don't want her, you can have her". He looked up and saw a large woman and quickly changed the lyrics, "She's just right for me".

When I was an airline pilot I would humm this as I watched the Flight Attendants board.

We had a great big fat laugh listening. Awesome performance.

Actually, this is my favorite vocal performance of this, and the few older people polka-ing reminds me of my Polish family...and my Mom played the accordion, but wouldn't play this one! LOL I posted it on my facebook!

My Grandpa taught me this song, and my Nan would get angry when he sang it lol

An oldie but a goodie- Loved it

I have no idea where I heard this song from before but it randomly popped in my head today, too catchy 😂

Props to the 'Fat Albert' impersonation.

I sing this at work sometimes...then I hush when a Francis voice: "BOOMER!" walks by.

So reminds me of Sunday Polka hour on the car radio going from Toledo to Detroit to see Grandma. Stepdad 100% Polish American. Mom hated this tune!Me as a kid in the back just wishing the trip would end so I could escape to some Led Zeppelin..sighs..good times

love the song

This is the greatest thing I've ever seen

I LOVE THIS YOU ONLY HOW GOOD A WOMEN LOOK BY LOOKING AT ALL THE WOMEN IN HER FAMILY AND YOU ONLY KNOW HOW GOOD A MAN LOOK WHEN YOU LOOK AT ALL HIS RELATIVES! I LOVE THIS ONE REAL TALK!

My mom would like to know where this was recorded. Her Prussian great grandmother used to like to sing it. We are from Wisconsin. Thanks.

it's so beautiful...

Love this i remember my grandma had these in 8 track

Ironically, I first heard this on “The Honeymooners” Alice was under hypnosis and she started singing that, clowning her husband Ralph. 😂😂😂😂😂

You'd never get away with singing this song in the present political correctness obsessed UK ! It would be considered not only sexist but discriminating against fat persons and you'd end up in court charged with 'singing hate songs'!

Ed Edd n Eddy kinda paid homage to this song. Rolf was playing the accordion while Ed was singing “You’re too fat for me, I’m to fat for young“ lmao.

My mom has been sijging this ALL day!

My grandpa use to sing this, "I don't want her, you can have her. She's too fat for me." I miss you grandpa. Your little brat loves you c:

LOL my dad is one of the guys adding the "Hey"s (he's in the band). Love it - so happy to have some video footage! Classic. Should I have been raised on songs like this? Maybe not, but I'm glad I was! Let's get some of Elmer's landlers and the Clarinet Polka on here next!! (Yup, I'm Hall's kid...)

my mother in law asked me to look this up she is 83...I love it!!!

that's entertainment!

Hey Hey Hey !!!!! Awesome ..

Legendary.

That is so nice....

That's how it starts. Next thing you know. it's "Who stole the Kishka?"

my dad was just talking about this today. he says my pappy listened to this alot.

I first learned this song about 50 years ago when I was in college.

Reminds me of every family wedding I've ever attended.

This what ED is always trying to Sing in Ed'edd' n ' Eddy

great cover, thank you!

damn, old people got some moves!!!!!!

Your band is the best and I would love to have you at my great day one day

@smugglerbobby I'll have to play this at my wedding lol

there was a grl dancing to it

i ate too much,my belt is too tight,and i cant dance with you tonite.zivio

The things you learn from South Park. That's how I found this.

Hahahahhah this shit cracks me up. Awesome! 5/5

apparently 8 people were too fat for him and consequently felt slighted

Can she possibly, sit upon my knee, nooo noo no

someone give me a lager and some bratwurst

@smugglerbobby its played at every wedding i have been at..haha

i swear the Polish dance to anything!lol....(they r call Polish aren't they?)

Ed edd n eddy brought me here

haha did you see all those people dancing?!!!!

Happy Dyngus Day!

Fucking brilliant!

ALLEMAAAL POLONAISE

Was the song actually used in an episode of South Park or was this video just a related link?

hoho!

@kman29384756 She sings it the right way, but she means it funny.

Yeah Sure! j/k

Better than 50/50 shot :)

Bill Murray sang this briefly in one of his movies ... Caddyshack, maybe?

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I think I've had too much internet today.

Hey I'm self teaching myself some songs mind sending sheet music or tabs whatever? Much appreciation song not complicated.

I believe that's the equivalent to a mosh pit.

Hell - I'm to fat for me!

How can I join your family?

I just sent this to a friend who broke her bed with her lover...

how the f*** did i end up here??? O.o

I came

@jrd1811 Me too. LOL

@smugglerbobby I swear ima fuckin do that one day! and ima record it!

lmao

lol

LOL...Well you cannot spell POLAK without polka...LOL...

I HATE THIS SONG! EDITED: June 8, 2023 - Don't know why I was being like this.

Dunno, I'd have to see it for myself but it sounds like they were just using somebody else's joke.

Shit

Ed Edd n Eddy anybody?

thats not really nice!

yuck.