The House Flipper 

[leaves outside burnt, guns and knives on the floor, fridge facing the wrong way] old couple: it's a shame there is no place for our books, but otherwise perfect

The idea of someone just walking up to a house and locking the people inside tickled me.

*attempts to sell door.* "I'm not that kind of guy." *sells entire damn kitchen*

world renowned home renovator Jerma985 takes advantage of elderly homeowners to sell their possessions

15:13 Our neighborhood is so safe, we put the locks on the outside of our doors.

15:17 "You've got your chicken----you got your kitchen here."

I love how selling the door was crossing the line, but stealing the entire kitchen area was A-okay.

The best part is that the camera angle makes the character seem really short

It's a shame some people didn't like the House Flipper streams. They were fantastic to watch

Imagine someone inviting you to their home, and when you go there he gives you a tour, yells about the backdoor out from the kitchen, and when you reach the bathroom, he completely drops his friendly attitude and repaints the entire bathroom.

"Grandma died, so we made an ultrabath in her memory"

Jerma moves to Vegas. Looks at his new house, adds 50 more walls and a random knife on the floor.

“Local de-renovator for hire”

Wow, Jerma did better than I expected, he actually made a post 60's modernist home that people would probably buy for $25 million at least, after all it's designed by the famous streamer who beat Dark Souls on stream, Jerma the 2nd.

Get home from work unlock door via deadbolt come inside locks self inside with key

I love the logic of the first mission in this. "My violent boyfriend broke into my home and robbed me! I'd better call an amateur houseflipper to fix this."

im so desperate for housing at this point that his “real summer vibes” house looks decent to me

I’m shocked Jerma didn’t realize the genius of his escape window after unwittingly constructing a small prison

Godammit this video was supposed to be called Lusty Bostonian Maid

"You've got your chicke- you've got your kitchen here..."

I like how half the video is dedicated to destroying the house before Jerma starts doing anything.

Compact man does quintuple front flip inside newly renovated house

I don't know what it is, but the backwards door gag just had me cracking up. That is legit the most I've laughed in a while

These were some really comfy streams.

All of this house flipper stream has helped Jeremy in flipping his own house before he moves. he drank paint for 5 hours, guys!

house flipper? more like no one has radiators

I hope we get videos of the other house flipper streams they were all great. Especially the Dad house and the neighborhood mall.

0:47 I like how you can hear Jerma physically slamming his keyboard and mouse into each other.

Jerma played this game for about 20 hours in total and he never stopped placing tiles 4 or 5 at a time and it always bugged me

I was hoping that the intro would be a clip from Harry Einfield’s Loadsamoney music video where he goes: “bosh bosh shingam wolley dosh”

make every room bathroom i want to live in the shit house

6:14 After a good 20 seconds of trying to figure out which way to put the door in, he doesn't notice the knocker is on the wrong side

20:27 easily one of my favourite Jerma bits. Has me dying crying laughter every time. Considering the weird shit Jerma admits to having on his RU-vid algorithm, I wish he had some stream involving youtube auto-play and then he just has to play a game to the background noise of 1 Hour Wood-Cutting Compilation

Jerma almost said "you got your chicken" when doing the house tour and I was about to fucking lose it.

Look at the flip of the wrist.

which, *swanky* , if you ask me

15:17 That house looks like one of the displays at Home Depot

14:50 love how he still puts in the door the wrong way

Watching Jerma browse the IKEA catalogue was something I never knew I needed in my life until now.

"oh shit I just accidentally bought a bed" is something I never thought I would hear

The SAME house! *Leaps on couch in fright*

19:10 Renovating the old Christian Weston Chandler place I see

Is this the guy that killed two hornets on stream

That was literally a masterpiece

2:56 "HOW DO I RETURN THIS" *he says, looking at the bed with the option to return it hovering over it

Oddly enough, I think these streams are my favorites.

ADHD streamer ruins house

y'know... this seems like a pretty fun little game if you're looking for something more relaxed

I've been randomly watching Jerma's House Flipper videos from the recommended bar for about a week now, I've finally found the original video.

Loved the speedrun part, was in stitches when it happened and it's great to see again!

*how do i use the gun*

Jerma did something related to a Jerma meme

despite how much of a joke the house flippers stream is jerma is actually very good at interior design like his new house at 15:20 is mad nice

I absolutely need to go watch the full vod this looks great

Make sure to *SQUASH* those bugs when you place beds at the corner, Jerma

I don’t know why but “somebody wake up Peewee Herman his renovations are done” rolled me

15:18 “You’ve got your chicke-“ You’ve got your coffee, chicken, cheetos

The blue and pink rooms Jerma did are exactly what me and my sister's rooms looked like before I repainted them. Like, spot on color and size.

"I don't do any carpentry." That fucking made me spit out my food. Made the bit perfect.

Gawd I almost choked on my coffee when you did your gangsta realtor bit...lol good job dude...made my day, + 1 subscriber.

I can only flip burgers... I can’t flip anything

Jerma had a future as a house renovator, but then he squandered it all to be a streamer.

“Just buy this little shit shack clean it up, throw a bathroom in it and flip it” jerma crates big lennys house

2:35 *condoms, and... vodka*

Hope we get more House Flipper streams in the future. We got Dad in the walls, and Uncle in the Bunker. I wonder who the next "___ in the ___" will be

I like how that house still sold for almost 50 thousand dollars, even though the exterior was absolute shit.

One of my all time favorite videos

Jeremy became compact to fit in the house he keeps his clown car in.

I watched the entire stream and would be willing to watch another.

I'd love to see more of this!

House Flipper is the best game he has streamed. I remember watching the original stream

Favorite series

i've watched this stream in full before and it was the funniest thing ever, but watching it edited makes it even more funny! 🤣

Bro I had the worst fucking day at work. Thanks for the laugh from this vid. Keep it going

I love these videos... I wish he did more of them

I don't think anyone has ever made me laugh so consistently that i had to pry my mouth into a down position just to take a sip from a can of soda

“Press right mouse button to return item to the store” “How do I return this??”

i miss his house flipper streams man

I need more of this

This game makes sink installation look easy. It isn't.

I would pay real actual money to watch him react to hoarders

This needs to be Jermas new TF2, it's the perfect fit especially with the music

Of course the octillionaire would call this house a dump

At this point jerma has done literally everything in existence.

Can't wait for the Wall Dad saga to be uploaded.

I haven't cried laughing like this in years.

the door mounting bit claimed one of my last life cards

I'd honestly live in that first house he bought and renovated

oh my god the backwards door was the hardest ive laughed in years

This is the perfect game

Luv u Jeremy

Cant wait for the Dad House to be featured on 2ndJerma

8:58, You would be surprised by the messes tenants can make. Had to clean up my fair share of shit shows, it's even worse when it's carpeted floor.

the thumbnails in this channel are a masterpiece

Rewatching these video with modern day brainrot, I'm reminded of Little Johnny and transforming a 0.1m^2 apartment videos

Yeah but does the kitchen have coffee cheetos and chicken?

The best game jerma has ever played on stream

Oh my god I fucking cried laughing when he started that freaking music

I was crying of laughter by the end

Sonic the Hedgehog room in the Rocko’s Modern Life House.