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@@JeanMarceaux one day chat is going to tell him to kill someone an he will "IT WAS CHAT CHAT TOLD ME TO YOUR HONOR!" "You bombed a daycare Mr.Elbertson."
I love that this theoretical dad has absolutely no respect for his son's privacy, but would hate to have a small window in his living room lest the neighbours see in
He doesnt want the people weaker than him to be able to hide. But he doesnt want people who could do anything to stop him seeing anything. The same mentality he had when he killed my entire family
The entire concept of “wall dad” who lives in a separate house within his house because he wants to avoid his family is so hilarious to me and I don’t know why
Local man spies on his own children while watching SpongeBob in his underwear, creates network of tunnels to avoid contact with society and runs over baby in car in his own bedroom.
I hadn't seen Breaking Bad when I watched this. When I started my binge watch, I thought the house looked familiar. Then it clicked one episode and I yelled out "THAT'S JERMA'S WALL DAD HOUSE!!"
"What's with the other entrance on the other side?" "Rats, bugs." I like the implication that it's completely normal for a house to just... have a dedicated rat entrance.
I've always loved how he said "if my kid brings home a boy, girl, doesnt matter". he doesn't care if his kid is gay but god forbid they exit his line of sight
Jerma is a family man. He spends all his time in a walled-off section of the house, spying on his wife and kids through a peephole and a generator-powered surveillance system.
*the sons girlfriend snuggles up to the son in the living room* *hears scurrying in the wall* "What the hell was that!?" Son:"dont worry its my dad" dad:*hey kiddo slip some popcorn down the peephole im starving"
I can imagine having a friend sleeping over there, and when they wake up in the middle of the night and they try to find the bathroom in the dark they just stumble upon dad watching his daughter sleep on his monitor
i like to imagine that he overtime starts to devolve into some sort of wild grey-skinned cave creature that communicates via twitch emotes and moves arcoss it's walls like "the beast" from the movie split. at night his kids only hear a faint "pog water pog" followed by some weird gulping noise.
Are we just gonna ignore the fact he used to bring his ENTIRE PC setup into the bathroom with him? Like, it wasn't even in the bathroom to begin with, he actually *brought it with him?*
That was the wildest turn I've ever seen. Jerma went from "MY HOUSE'S ROOMS WON'T HAVE WALLS SO I CAN SEE MY CHILDREN AT ALL TIMES" to "why do houses even have windows like this? I dont want my neighbors to see me on my couch naked and look at my balls while I exercise" in like 3 seconds flat.
this is one of my comfort videos, whenever i'm in a bad place or i'm going through rough times, this insane dad building tunnels in the walls of his house always makes me smile and laugh. thank you jerma and holy mackerel for always making things better with this video, even if just for a moment.
I couldn’t stop laughing during this entire episode omfg, I’m not talking about the exhale of air through the nose, I’m talking about blatant laugh out loud in front of the entire room of my college dining hall
honestly ive been watching so much of these in college, kind of to make up for all the free time i have, having no friends or social life. Still very entertaining at least and a good distraction.
Imagine explaining that to your s/o, "yea, no if you wanna have fun over at my house, we cant, ummm, we have no walls". "What?" "Yea, no, my dad when he renovated the place, he took down the walls..."
@@totaalinenchaos then he takes it a step further saying he invited Etalyx and uses the dang-ass Etalyx soundboard, then all you hear on the phone is his soundboard having a conversation with the Etalyx soundboard
I didn't watch the full stream but I really hope he left the "family" portion of the house as disgusting as when we bought it, so the family lives in absolute poverty but the dad inside lives in luxury.
