the hypixel skyblock experience 

"Ain't nobody cares about farming" A few months later: *"I almost didn't pick up my dad's medicine because of farming potatoes"*

Technoblade: "Nobody cares about farming...: Also Technoblade: "I meticulously plotted the demise of a farming supervillian over the course of many a month, determined to farm more potatoes than him."

technoblade: nobody cares about farming Technoblade in the potato war: S l a v e r y f o r f a r m i n g

No matter how long its been the intro always hits hard. Rest in peace Techno.

Techonblade: Why is everyone farming food literally doesn’t matter 5 months later: Farms 15 million potatoes (Edit) 1 year later: Farms 1/2 billion potatoes

“Oh wow it transferred my stats in real life!” Relatable

“Oh cool , it transferred my stats from real life” Intelligence: 0 Me: impossible Edit: welp, I had forgot about this comment, dang it blew up Edit 2: I just heard…It’s really hard to believe he died…God bless him and his family

Now that I think about it Technoblade really made full use of his English major to make this intro 😂 What a legend he was

“Ain’t nobody care about farming” *laughs in potatoes*

"you can't lose what you never had. but you can go into debt" wise words

Techno’s intro: *beautiful, artistic, innovative* Every essay I’ve written: The water is cold water, because it’s water that’s cold.

The first 45 SECONDS of this video are better than anything the Minecraft movie trailer had.

i come back every few days to cry at the intro again

The intro just proves that techno did actually pursue English in college

It’s a tradition now to watch this video once in a while

Past 2 years have been very hard without you techno miss you

"I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block, because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have, as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful, and one day we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come." - Technoblade the legend Thank you technoblade for giving every single one of us an amazing childhood. Alex may have died, but Technoblade never dies. RIP to a legend fly high 🕊

“Ain’t no one care about farming” Literally 2 months later:

Him: makes skyblock poetic and meaningful Me writing poem: the bricks are red

Who is watching in 2024 😢💔

2:20 food does not matter! Months later the man farmed 500 million potatoes

"one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” Rip Techno 🙏

Rest in peace, Technoblade❤🫡🕊️

I don’t think Techno ever meant for the opening monologue to be anything other than the setup to a joke, but it has become an emotional speech. A perfect encapsulation of techno

"Skyblock players are the nicest people" he said, mere weeks from starting a full fledged war...

This comment section in a nutshell: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Bottom text

Whos here in 2024?

“Ain’t nobody care about farming...” Well that didn’t age well.

Me Watching other youtubers: lying on bed Me watching techno: where is my dictionary mom

"Nobody cares about farming" - The man who spend a year farming potatoes to crush a college student's dreams.

People who r here after he died in cancer 😢 who is here in 2024 😢

*when some guy talking about a children's block game sounds better than all of your essays*

I can't be the only one rewatching this for the 15th time waiting for technos new vids

Is nobody gonna point out that he just played an entire SkyBlock game just for the intro?

0:39 Here we are yet again huh… Looking back at what we appreciated. Amazed at what he left us with..

2:20 “ok ain’t nobody care about farming, fishing or cutting down trees” Oh boi was he wrong

Is nobody going to talk about how beautiful that intro was?

"There is no hunger in this game. Food literally doesn't matter." Proceeds to spend months farming potatoes.

As a kid I came here for entertainment, now as a man I come here for inspiration. Rest in peace Techno.

Everyone is quoting "Ain't nobody care about farming" But nobody is paying attention to "Why are we all fighting over food, there's not even hunger in this game"

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate that awesome intro “Food literally does not matter” If only he knew he would have grown up to have farmed over half a billion potatoes This is an anime plot twist right here

"why are we all fighting over food? there's no hunger in this game. food literally does not matter. what are we doing with our lives?" foreshadowing is a narrative device in which--

that intro is real proof that he is an English major

“Ain’t nobody care about farmin" literally farms potato's 11 hours a day 7 days a week for almost a year

"One day we look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come" -Technoblade Rest in peace, you will never be forgotten

Sometimes I binge watch the skyblock/skywars videos to remember the good parts of the word, despite the evils when this series came out there was positivity and love. Fly high. ❤️❤️❤️

Techno half a year ago: And one day, we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed, by how far we’ve come. Techno now: *T E C H N O P L A N E*

8:27 radiates the same energy as Techno slowly drowning on Dream SMP

For a man obsessed with killing orphans and anarchy he says some inspirational stuff sometimes-

I am seeing this video after Technoblade died 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

“Ain’t nobody care about farming-“ Also Technoblade: *farms half a billion potatoes in a year and maxes out farming level*

The intro kills me a little inside. Technoblade, you'll NEVER be forgotten, EVER. 👑🐷🎗

“When does a man die? When he is hit by a bullet? No! When he suffers a disease? No! When he ate a soup made out of a poisonous mushroom? No! A man dies when he is forgotten. you will always be in our heart, Techno.

Who’s here in 2024 watching his last vid?

That intro was the 2nd most emotional thing I've ever heard from Technoblade, only rivaled by his rant about his baby not being able to comprehend theoretical physics

"One day we'll look back at where we started and be amazed." Technoblade will always be alive in our memories. RIP Legend.

Looking back at this now, its like listening to an old friend. Its sad to see him gone now, who said pigs never flied... Fly high buddy, fly high. ❤❤🙏

who here in 2024

“Nobody cares about farming” His brain 5 months later: *POTATOES*

I've watched this so many times now, and every time I say to myself, "I'm only going to watch the intro" and every time I end up watching the whole thing.

"You can't lose what you never had.... but you can go into debt" I feel this is going to be a meme one day

5:09 yeah, they truly are. one player gave me armor, pearls, enchanted end stone, and end roses because i was offing myself every 2 minutes because of endermen.

intro in a nutshell: when techno uses 10% of his english knowledge

“as someone who went to college i know that you can’t lose what you never had, but you can go into debt” - technoblade 2019

I was guilt tripped by techno to watch this video for the 50th time

Its just beautiful. Quinitisenssial happiness condensed into a few humorous moments

Techno just had the best quotes: "You can't lose what you didn't have but you can go into debt."

“So basically you log into an island, cut down a tree, build a bridge, and then log into Wynncraft.” XD

MY 10TH TIME BINGING HIS WHOLE SKYBLOCK SERIES!!!!!🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

That introduction hit me like a train and left me crying, wtf man.

Let’s be honest. You’ve watched this like 17 times already and you love it every time.

I just realized that techno made a skyblock world, basically beat it, For an intro.

Techno: “Wait why are we fighting over food, there is no hunger.” Also Techno: I NEED MORE POTATOES... MILLIONS OF POTATOES

Technoblade never dies we miss you😢

Karen: "Video Games Cause Violence" Techno: *that intro*

“I think skyblock at it’s core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe. You only have a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void there’s no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. Skyblock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. Then one day we’ll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” - Technoblade Well said Techno. Well said.

im sitting here, crying, watching old technoblade videos. rip legend you will be remembered for all eternity.

TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES (RIP WE LOVE YOU TECHNOBLADE 😭😭😭)

This intro hits harder than it ever has before. “No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges, and achieve something beautiful, that one day, we’ll look back at where we’ve started, and be amazed, by how far we’ve come.”

Techno: "Why are we all fighting over food. There's no hunger in this game." Techno later: "The POTATO WAR."

Technoblade: "aint nobody care about farming" Also Technoblade: *farms 500,000,000 potatos*

Huzur içinde uyu technoblade sen her zaman benim favorim olarak kalıcaksın

"Ain't nobody care about farming" Said the potato king sitting in the potato throne in the potato kingdom

techno's wording makes my college essays look like they were written by a preschooler

“And one day, we’ll look back at where we started, and think about how far we’ve gotten.” Rest easy, Alex.

Anh vẫn sống mãi trong lòng em cho nên lúc em xem video này em cảm giác anh vẫn đang ngồi ở trên chiếc máy tính đấy❤

“No matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. That one day we can look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we’ve come.” This line hits so different as of now. Rest in peace King, you will be missed.

The English major finally paid off with that intro

Technoblade: “farming doesn’t matter” Technoblade in 2020: *I take that back*

Even though he’s no longer with us this is still my favourite videos and I always keep coming back to it o7 king 👑🐷

"I think SkyBlock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource management. You spawn on a tiny island in an empty universe; all you have is a tree, some supplies, and some dirt to stand on. You have to treasure EVERY dirt block because if one falls into the void, there's no way to replace it. And as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect. With nothing but some ice, lava, and saplings, you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. SkyBlock teaches us that no matter how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and acheive something beautiful. And one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come." ―Technoblade 2019

"You can't lose what you never had." "BUT YOU CAN GO INTO DEBT" -Technoblade, speaking from college experience

I think skyblock at its core is the ultimate challenge in resource managment. you spawn in a tiny island in an empty universe, all you have is a tree, some supplies and some dirt to stand on. you have to treasure every dirt block because if one falls into the void theres no way to replace it. and as you carefully navigate your absurd circumstance, you gain a new appreciation for the few things you have as you meticulously use them to their fullest effect, with nothing but some ice, lava and saplings you slowly transform this empty expanse into a world of your very own. skyblock teaches us that how ridiculous the odds may seem, within us resides the power to overcome these challenges and achieve something beautiful. and one day, we'll look back at where we started and be amazed by how far we've come. so hypixel recently released their own unique take in the skyblock genre. so basically, you spawn on your own island, you cut down a tree, you bridge over to the other island, and then you log into wynncraft. in a nutshell, hypixel skyblock is exactly like regular skyblock, the only minor difference being that instead of carefully using your minimum itens you immediately get access to a seperate multiplayer world with an infinite amount of every conceivable resource and then you spend all your time in that world, instead of in the sky. but besides that, CLASSIC skyblock. oh cool, it transfered my stats from real life! WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEAT WHEEEEAT WHEEEEEEE- hey, hey! stop taking my wheat! oh my god no- no- the nons. they've taken all the wheat! we're gonna have a famine! wait. why are we fighting over food there's no hunger in this game. food- food literally does not matter. what are we doing with our lives. a little pro-tip here, if you put your coins in the bank you can get 2% interest on your coins, at the end of every minecraft season, which is a very useful unit measurement, because i know exactly how long a minecraft season is in real life. oh good theres some more info here- a minecraft season is 93 minecraft days. thank you hypixel, very cool. we got my boy jacob here, he mines cobblestone for me all day i- i dont pay him and he also has no rights. "but technoblade doesnt that kinda sound like"- shhhhh. i need cobblestone. okay, look. ain't nobody care about farming, fishing or cutting down trees: lets go get some diamonds. bump-pa-rum bum-bump-pam-pam-rum-bump~ wait a minute. this is just a prison server. the blacksmith said he'd do me a favor and reforge one of my items for only ten coal, aand he put negative five intelligence on it. thank you hypixel, very cool. it's alright, as someone that went to college i know that you can't lose what you never had... but you can go into debt. after arduous five minutes of mining i finally made it here. the deep caverns, the final challenge in mining. there's six floors in the deep caverns, each floor containing more valuable ores than the last. but each floor is in turn guarded by even more powerful monsters. but i mean, that's just some like blue zombie i've got like full iron armor so i don't see how i could possibly- THEYCANSHOOTLASERBEAMSOUTOFTHEIRFACE- thank you hypixel. finally, the pigmens den. at last, i found my people. pigmen don't attack you unless you attack them first so we should be safe to mine redston- oh my god WHY- WHY WHAT IS- WHAT IS THAT- WHY DOES HE HAVE FIRE MAGIC- i don't like this game. look if i'm gonna get immediatly obliterated by magic monsters i ain't gonna die mining redstone, i'm gonna die mining DIAMONDS, let's go further. don't mind me... i am a pig like you- NONONONONONO- NONONONONO- NOPE- OH GOD THEY CASTED THE MAGIC- NONONONONONONONONONONO- no- oh. okay. we're- we're at the slime hill. we've gone past their territory, they can't- well that can attack us. a bunch of idiot slimes, think they can- okay i'm going the other way actually. where- where's the stairs down- come- OW. just gonna- AAA- nope. nope. we're gonna mind our own business and go on this direction. where is- where is the stairs down at- where they at. it was this moment that technoblade knew, he messed up. AAA- oh. here we go, so long, losers! i know what you're thinking, "diamonds, we did it!" wrong. we can go further. there's even better stuff yet. where is it- where they- nope. nope. no thanks. where are the stairs down- that's the stairs back up, that's the opposite of what i want. nop- NO- when the game first came out they'd make you do a walk of shame every time you died. back to the hub island, run past the blacksmith, into the coal mines, warp to the goldmine, walk through the goldmine, get to the deep caverns, walk down to the lift operator- oh, we're finally here. SON OF A- thank you hypixel. that's it. i'm tired of getting obliterated by every monster in one hit. it's time for an UPGRADE. you don't even want to know how many zombies died to get this armor. not even that many, i got three of the four pieces from other people. i was on nicked, okay? it wasn't even because i was an youtuber, skyblock players are just the nicest people on the planet - and i got three repeat pieces anyway so it didn't even matter but i got to pay it foward at least. come back-- i'm trying to give you free stuff! i'm trying- you only need one more- oh- take- take- there you go! merry christmas young man. aww look at him. he's a beautiful boy. i- i was- oh- he dropped hes sword- i gotchu fam- i went to give him items and i ended up robbing him by accident- oh- here he is- trade. and- i'm gonna die. i'm dying for my good deeds, this is what i deserve. this is what i get for being a nice person. and- i live! half a heart! the spirit of christmas protects me! i put it on this armor, my health and defence increase by 50%, but it's not enough. prot 4, prot 4, prot 4, prot... 5?? wait what. with this much armor i'd like to see a zombie even try to hurt me!- thank you hypixel. i guess dying in 2 hits is better than dying in one hit. nope- nope- nope- is this it? is this- YES. yes we found it, the staircase to the bottom floor, we did it! yes! and now the zombies are enchanted- but we can get diamond blocks! yes! UUP- almost went back to get in one hit kiled again- i don't like this at all. MUST- TAKE AS MANY DIAMOND BLOCKS AS POSSIBLE BEFORE I DIE! i just- i just want the diamond blocks- THEY'RE EVERYWHERE WHAT IS THIS. you know what, i'm tired of getting rekt by diamond zombies and skeletons okay? i want to fight back. but if we're gonna do it, we're gonna need the right tools for the job. do i hear level 50 enchant? i know what you're thinking, "level 50 enchant? but you can only go up to 30"- wrong. welcome to skyblock. ha-ha-ha-ha-ha. it's not even that strong of a sword. alright, we threw that sword away and we got one that wasn't garbage, let's do this. you know, some people say, "what is dead may never die." but those guys are a bunch of IDIOTS. die, die, die! ha-ha-ha! you clowns still think you can still think you can face me? you guys might kill me in two hits, but i can kill you in one! finally. after killing thousands of the diamond undead,- oh my god i actually got it! i finally gathered all the pieces, i finally assembled the miner set. "worn underground, the miner set gives almost three times as much defense as diamond armor, and when it's not worn underground, it's like completly worthless. but i mean, it's SKYBLOCK. where else are we gonna be? the SKY? didn't think so. let's get this armor on. oh-ho-ho. yes, that's what i like to see. i'd like to see those diamond zombies do damage to me now- AND NOTHING HAS CHANGED. there's only one way to solve this. MORE LEVEL 50 ENCHANTS. GROW, GROW, GROW- y'all messed up now, oh-ho-ho-ho. it's not enough. TO THE BLACKSMITH. yes. gimme that, thank you. hey guys, it's me, i'm back! no hard feelings about the whole genocide earlier right? yeah, we're good. i'm gonna go afk here and get a glass of water you got- you guys don't bully me or anything. back, with the water. oh. all those guys left. oh well. you know this isn't satisfying ebough. you need to automate it. one skeleton minion, two skeleton minions, three skeleton minions, four skeleton minions! get the water all set up... then one last one here... deploy the skeleton minions.. why is there ice there. there's not supposed to be ice. nope. no, my plans! out of here. and now i escape, before any of that happens... ha-ha-ha. as days go by, i continue killing skeletons. i kill them, i wait, and then i kill them again. i don't leave my island anymore. i don't go in any adventures. i just wait, and then i kill skeletons. is this really what i wanted to do with my life? stare at my monitor until meaningless numbers increase? am i enjoying this? when i first made this grinder i thought that i was trapping skeletons, but now i realize. i was only trapping myself. OH HEY LEVEL 50!

R.I.P TECHNOBLADE 😭😭😭😭🫡 TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES😭😭😭

Techno then: “Ain’t nobody care about farming” Techno now: *spending hundreds of millions of dollars on boosting farming states to farm potatoes*

Technoblade: _"And then one day, you'll look back to where you started"_ Meanwhile, Felix and Ken: *"COBBLESTONE GENERATOR SPEEDRUNNING!"*

"food literally doesn't matter" said the man who spent months farming potatoes

"One day, we can come back, and be amazed at how far we've come..." - Technoblade 2019. Rest in peace king, that intro speech hits hard now.

"And one day, we'll look back at where we started, and be amazed by how far we've come." -Technoblade, 2019

The intro is the core memory that shows how inspirational he truly is/was.