Skyblock: The Great Potato War 

YOU ARE THE WORST

“You ruined my life” Techno: lol

squidkid: "You ruined my life" squidkid: "I'm dropping out of school" Technoblade: "L O L"

Let this video become an immortal reminder of the lengths someone's ADHD will go to in order to be the best at something only one other person cares about

No matter how many times I watch his videos I’ll never get tired of watching them. It’s strange hearing his voice even though he’s gone but it still makes me laugh hearing his jokes. TECNOBLADE NEVER DIES, fly high king. Give them hell in the afterlife.

"you ruined my life" "LOL"

"You AFKed on my island for 12 hours." "It was a good painting."

Coming back here after Wilbur. Wilbur was my go to for comfort after Techno died. Now I'm just back here again. Its good to hear techno's voice again.

Finding myself back here again after Squid's newest upload. He's grown a lot and even got a #1 spot himself! In pork no less haha. I bet you'd have loved that. I'm proud of him. It's been 4 years, yet here I am quoting along with every single word you say. I still know the whole video by heart. It's been close to 2 years since you left us. We haven't forgotten you. We never will. Technoblade never dies, after all

“YOU AFKED ON MY SERVER FOR _12_ HOURS” “IT WAS A GOOD PAINTING” 13/10 response

Squid: YOU AFK’D FOR 12 HOURS Technoblade: it was a good painting LMAO

4 years ago I was a freshman in high school, now I’m in college. God bless Technoblade we miss you, and watching these videos proves you’ll never die

Coming back to this after Techno’s death, Dsmp ending, and Wilbur being exposed hits so hard. This series’s just means so much to me, it’s my only comfort ❤

“I’m having fun” "I dropped out of college for this” -Technoblade 2019

Techno’s Brain: How many Sun Tzu references should I put? Techno: *Yes*

Idk about you guys but I’ve got to watch it again. Very bittersweet. Squid had to make that dang video about pork chops. Miss this man so much. TECHNOBLADE NEVER DIES!

It's heartbreaking because every now and again I forget he's gone and wonder when his next vid will come out, only to remember the blade has been placed in a stone..... Technoblade never... ever dies ❤

“If u have a problem, the answer is slavery“ -Technoblade 2019

everyone: Where did techno go? Technoblade: So I did some off-camera grinding...

Technoblade: I dropped out of college for this Also Technoblade: I have an English Major

Techno would've been so proud of this year's april fools update

“I wouldn’t say I’m a competitive person-“

"Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak" -Sun Tzu

somebody:beats technos potato amount techno:*revives to farm potatoes*

I've seen this video probably 20 times and it never fails to make me burst out laughing. Rest in peace techno

What people think Techno does: “I just murdered 5,000 orphans at the same time with a steering wheel while balancing on a single block.” What Techno actually does: “THE POTATO DOME!!!”

“I’m going to go afk now bye” “WHY” This got a good chuckle outta me

Every now and then its nice to come back and watch these 🙂

Technoblade would have loved the April fools update this year

Me: searches "sun tzu" RU-vid: potato war, take it or leave it

“Whitelisted what do you want from me” “My goals are beyond your understanding”

my comfort series

It's kinda funny. Back in the alpha/beta days of minecraft there was a meme about squids being potatoes. No clue why, I think it was Yogscast related? Point being, years later Technoblade the pigman manages to defeat Squidkid at potato farming and became the number 1 potato farmer. And years after that, in honor of the fallen, Squidkid became the number one porkchop farmer. I dunno, maybe it's cheesy, but I think it's nice the way this game's got its own weird history that connects all of us. It's ridiculous, it's varied, it's flawed sometimes, and it's so very human. And I'm glad I've been around to see so much of it.

"Whitelisted, are you squid kid's alt?" "No, I just afk here a lot...as a hobby"

"What else could I do? FARM POTATOS BY HAND!?!?!?" Techno foreshadowing

"Technoblade! Where have you been all this time?!" "Well you see, I've been farming potatoes in -Skyblock- heaven." I genuinely broke down crying for a little when I heard the first words of the video again. I know where he is now, but it's so hard to accept things as they are. The world is unfair.

I had to watch it again. Technoblade never dies. The legend lives on.

Just one more time, I have to watch this one more time.

I love how he calls online stalking “investigative journalism”

Rest in peace, Technoblade. I still sorely miss you every day

We all still miss you and remember you. Technoblade never dies ❤

This video consists of : - Techno cyberbullying squid - Techno quoting Sun Tzu - Jerries multiplying and stalking Techno

Squid: YOU RUINED MY LIFE Techno: *uncontrollable laughter*

I’m happy that RU-vid still keeps putting this in my recommended. I love this video and I miss you every time I see you in an old video. Thank you for laughs and memories. RIP Techno

It’s crazy to think about how this came out four years ago, but yet it feels like yesterday

I love how in the first potato war episode he says he'd never farm by hand, and then by the end of it thats exactly what he was doing- incredible character growth

“You afk’d on my island for like 12 hours!” “It was a good painting!”

The fact that I re watch this once a week still just shows how much techno has my heart

It’s a tradition to return to this once in a while, especially now after his death.

This all started because Technoblade got top 50 by accident.

“He was already 7.5 million potatoes ahead” a number that near the end of the war was so trivial, it could be farmed in just 6 hours “309,000 potatoes a day” in the end it was like 1.75 million a day And squid only had around 7 million potatoes in this vid... In the end they were both near 500,000,000... this post is a PSA to show how hard these two men worked for their potatoes

Rest in peace Technoblade 😢

if you die by cancer the cancer dies to it wasn’t a loss it was a draw R.I.P technoblade never dies

“Technoblade, where have you been all this time? Well, you see, I was farming potatoes in Skyblock.” somehow it hurts now

Techno: “Who dis?” Squid kid: “You ruined my life...” Technoblade: “Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?”

You would love the recent April Fools Potato Update, you should play it sometime in heaven

Its been 4 years yet I'm still here coming back from time to time

"you ruined my life." technoblade: "LOL"

“Fortunately I have a couple” Literally hundreds of catalysts

i love how he's practically invaded by the jerrys R.I.P Technoblade. you will forever be missed

rewatching the potato war videos for like the tenth time RIP Technoblade

“First he got arrested, then I cyberbullied him” -Technoblade

"Potatoes" - Sun Tzu, The Art of War.

i never heard about technoblade and the dream smp until i heard he passed away, and four years later, When im at work i listen to the great potato war vids every day. Technoblade never dies

Coming back for memories.

He literally radiates chaotic energy. Constantly sounding so dead inside but his ideas are enough to derail an entire dnd session.

Technoblade’s casual dark humor kills me everytime

this just auto played in my youtube, first thing i heard is "TECHNOBLADE WERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL THIS TIME" lmfao

"I'm having fun. I dropped out of collage for this." - Technoblade 1:19

“I can’t go that long without uploading my fans will murder me.” people who waited for potato war 3: so that was a lie.

“If you have a problem, the answer is slavery” -Technoblade Edit: Fly high king, you were a hero to all, and you still are.

its tradition for me to watch this once a month

The great potato war is just the original star wars trilogy

Tecnoblade: shows up for interview Interview: what are you good at Technoblade: I like to cyberbully kids

“This video is sponsored by Sun Tzu”

rewatching this for god knows how many times and it still hits the same.. RIP Techno ❤

i heard squid kid got #1 ranked in raw porkchops

it's true, he's genuinely been on hypixel, in skyblock, for ~8 hours a day.

“I was just minding my business, and then -“ “ᴡʜʏ ɪs ʜᴇ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ"

Watching this series now that I’m going through a rough patch again hurts so much but makes me feel so at home. Thank you for being you, Techno, I wish I could’ve told you in person some time how much your presence in this world meant to me.

I was crying while rewatching this video

Fun fact: There was an actual war called the Pig and Potato War. (This isn't a joke, look it up. Also known as the Pig War.) Basically, there are a couple of little islands called the San Juans in the Northwest of the US, more specifically between the coast of Washington state and Vancouver Island. At the time, (1859), these islands were owned mutually by America and Britain, and both countries had residence there. It was a pretty peaceful area for a while. However, one day a British man's pig escaped its pen and got into an American man's potato farm. The American shot the pig to prevent his farm from being destroyed, to the fury of the owner of the pig. The two got into an argument, and before long the police got involved, and then the military. No one actually got hurt, as the situation was shut down before it could escelate to the point of real violence, but it was a close call. This conflict actually sparked a discussion between America and Britain over who owned the islands, but that's less important. The point is, there's technically a war that was fought over a pig and some potatoes, with the only casualty being the pig. I really hope someone finds this comment, I live in WA and actually did a small research project on this topic last year. I hope my random knowledge can be put to use. Edit: I am aware that Oversimplified did a video on this topic. You guys can stop telling me about it now.

Techno: "I've been farming potatoes" That must explain the Great Potato Famine of 1945

"Technoblade, where have you been all this time?" Such a different meaning these days... still hurts.

I can't stop rewatching

"I've seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this" Jesus Christ, if you keep roasting your opponents like this your going to be going up against *im a calamari kid*

Jerry: Did you beat him. Techno: Yes Jerry: What did it cost Techno: AFKing at a kids island and cyber bullying him until he quits.

rewatching this gave me a whole wave of nostalgia technoblade never dies

This can't be... This man.... Made EIGHT POTATO ELEVEN MINIONS.... *AND THEN HE PAINTED THE MONA LISA"*

“I’ve seen Irish famines with more potatoes than this”

Technoblade is like Thanos: he gave up on being the most powerful to become a farmer

This is my favorite video ever. I watch all 3 episodes almost everyday. The scene about the rookie axes sends me everything.

i miss you technobalde

"Ive seen Irish famines with more potatos than this farm" Best quote ever

"It only lasts 3 hours. Fortunately..." OPENS A FULL DOUBLE CHEST OF STACKS OF CATALYSTS "I have a couple" Technoblade, master of humility and comedic sarcasm

Whos getting this video recomended in 2024 ? . RIP LEGEND 👑 🐷

16:38 lmao you can see techno making fun of the previous #2 potato guy's 18 minions in the chat

Technoblade: talking Camera: ⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️⬆️⬅️⬇️⬆️➡️⬇️↔️

im_a_squid_kid: *exists* Technoblade: I’m about to end this man’s entire career

I am rewatching this from 2024 and I still laugh, this is proof that Technoblade never dies