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Clips from a UK television show, Project Zeus and Johnson's indecent proposal.

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@charliedawson6318
@charliedawson6318 4 года назад
Johnson passing Jez his own empty can is the peak of television.
@pjmathison9787
@pjmathison9787 2 года назад
The ultimate power move
@josephmathabela
@josephmathabela 2 года назад
Sigma Male Grindset
@tiotom9217
@tiotom9217 2 года назад
It wasn't empty though.
@michaelotis223
@michaelotis223 2 года назад
@@josephmathabela 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@daniellittlehorn1248
@daniellittlehorn1248 2 года назад
It was unopened though
@marcelobertoni2967
@marcelobertoni2967 5 лет назад
"No one is given me a medal for saying no" is the motto of my life now.
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 3 года назад
"is given"?
@luckygayextraaaa
@luckygayextraaaa 3 года назад
@@zapkvr it's the "me" you wanted to point out probably...
@GrooveSpaceArk
@GrooveSpaceArk 2 года назад
@@luckygayextraaaa Explain your comment
@thomasbest5316
@thomasbest5316 2 года назад
@@GrooveSpaceArk "no one is given a medal for saying no" is what they're saying the correct grammar of the line is
@BlacksmithBets
@BlacksmithBets 2 года назад
@@thomasbest5316 he just missed the g out. Why do people feel the need to correct others grammar and spelling online? Does it honestly bother you so much that you need to leave a comment correcting them?
@TakeActionFool
@TakeActionFool Год назад
The delivery of £530 kills me every time
@cartmanofsp
@cartmanofsp Год назад
Maybe you could finger her for 300
@reactions4u438
@reactions4u438 Месяц назад
So emotionless, such a precise amount. Classic 😂😂
@mrkeogh
@mrkeogh 2 года назад
The way Johnson says "indecent proposal" is just amazing 😄
@CappyGerald2
@CappyGerald2 2 года назад
Well I've certainly learnt a new thing. Being black is about vibes😁
@elyastoohey6621
@elyastoohey6621 2 года назад
I want to make you, a real life, Indecent, Proposal.
@Vigilante311
@Vigilante311 2 года назад
And thank you very much for not saying the way he says it is "everything"
@artseosamhogriobhta
@artseosamhogriobhta Год назад
The intensity of his glare
@user-nv2wt4hi8t
@user-nv2wt4hi8t Год назад
'But I do like some of the things...they do! So?' 😂
@user-nv2wt4hi8t
@user-nv2wt4hi8t 2 года назад
Johnson's shit eating grin to Jez as he ascends the staircase is a thing of true beauty.
@bluebloods8760
@bluebloods8760 2 года назад
Hahaha it’s amazing lool
@jameseyk1
@jameseyk1 2 года назад
Alpha male at work 😀
@Badrobot1500
@Badrobot1500 Год назад
Straight from the school of oneupmanship#
@angushulme7074
@angushulme7074 3 месяца назад
you got it... such a great clip! missed by most im sure.
@-Osiris-
@-Osiris- 2 года назад
Johnson's face when he's walking up the stairs = comedy perfection
@user-nv2wt4hi8t
@user-nv2wt4hi8t Год назад
I just love how he takes an age to ascend the staircase because he's using that time rubbing it in Jez's face 😂
@yuhyuh7603
@yuhyuh7603 3 года назад
"Hopefully that's a psychological defect and not a weird sexual thing." Never knew I needed to remember that quote forever.
@ubaldo7227
@ubaldo7227 2 года назад
"I'm a human being, Jeremy!" "Sure, from one perspective"
@kr-sd3ni
@kr-sd3ni 2 года назад
thats one hell of a sad defense
@lolizorz
@lolizorz 4 года назад
This show never gets old.I love every second of it
@1funkyflyguy
@1funkyflyguy 2 года назад
Same. One of the best comedy series ever made. Probably in my top 5 of favourite comedy series.
@thelaundryman9287
@thelaundryman9287 2 года назад
@@1funkyflyguy same here
@michaelnahum6782
@michaelnahum6782 3 года назад
Just noticed that the running away and having a bargain bucket was an idea here and he actually did it when his son was born
@23Stork
@23Stork 2 года назад
I think an MP who lost his seat did it IRL during the 1997 election
@kalaupun
@kalaupun Год назад
Johnson should have won an Oscar, an Emmy and a Grammy for all this
@tombonneau
@tombonneau Год назад
Throw in a Tony. EGOT GOAT
@ugoeze7360
@ugoeze7360 Год назад
No Bafta on that list? 😂
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 месяца назад
And a Nobel
@rockoperajon
@rockoperajon Год назад
Johnson’s delivery on “Stick that up your dojo.” 😂. This guy could read the phone book and make it hilarious.
@ElinorMahoney
@ElinorMahoney Год назад
I love how Mark goes from the thought of getting a bargain bucket from KFC to joining Al Queda in a matter of one sentence
@nerobruno
@nerobruno 5 лет назад
"It's not like I asked her to work in telesales".
@mrneutral8423
@mrneutral8423 Год назад
Love how Johnson can just 'power through' his Tai Chi.
@Loctorak
@Loctorak 10 месяцев назад
"Supposed to take 30 min... i get it knocked over in 10" Great scene 😂
@jjinc24
@jjinc24 3 года назад
I just realized that you can also describe Project Zeus as an "indecent proposal". Brilliant.
@lukess.s
@lukess.s 6 лет назад
Hi there, can I come in? Um, no.. Nice room; here, have a drink.
@arianj2863
@arianj2863 4 года назад
project zeus and project suze wow
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 2 года назад
I adore that in marks panicked state he (for the very first and maybe only time) he completely emasculated Jeff and due to his stressed state he couldn't even enjoy the moment of making Jeff feel tiny when usually it's Jeff emasuclating Mark
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 2 года назад
@@roger8468 I agree with you mate but like a stated previous it was nice seeing Jeff being embarrassed by Mark lol and the shame is also because mark was furious and distracted by project zeus he probably didn't even realise he got one up on Jeff lol he can never win lol
@ezeqeel8352
@ezeqeel8352 3 года назад
5:14 That fucking smug smile. Well played, Johnson. Well played.
@FountainOfYoot
@FountainOfYoot 3 года назад
Looks like a full on Disney villain
@brucekilby9957
@brucekilby9957 3 года назад
Johnson is a true low life with money,so he gets whatever he wants including Beautiful Big Suze. Lucky Bastard. 🙂🍹
@angushulme7074
@angushulme7074 3 месяца назад
@@FountainOfYoot in the decadent silk dressing gown just completes the perfection of the shot!
@Woodzo
@Woodzo 2 года назад
the panic in marks face & voice when he realises he has nothing for the pitch is brilliant
@ahnafkalam
@ahnafkalam Год назад
I’d love to see a spin off series of Johnson’s mentoring and community work
@MissysDomain
@MissysDomain 4 года назад
"No Suze, Look I'm sorry, I love you I love you, I just got this big overdraft and I take it all back!" haha what a shit Jez is
@Vladlen1870
@Vladlen1870 2 года назад
'Tube up his nose tube up his nose there's a man with a tube up his nose'
@martindesdichado419
@martindesdichado419 3 года назад
How can anyone make big Suze sad and nearly crying. Such a meanie...
@khwaac
@khwaac 4 года назад
How did Jeremy ever think that Suze would want to hear that?
@esquilax5563
@esquilax5563 4 года назад
Pimp me out, Pimp My Ride... there's a new climate
@khwaac
@khwaac 4 года назад
@Christopher Marlowe she wants chadrone aka Johnson.
@khwaac
@khwaac 4 года назад
@Christopher Marlowe Chad is looks based not behaviour.
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 2 года назад
He's also a fool to allow big suze to experiment with Johnson after all we all know the saying once you go black you never go back lol I guess jez heared money and then every other rational thought went out the window lol
@Islandkid679
@Islandkid679 2 года назад
The man is barely altogether there...the bigger shock is how he managed to land Big Suze in the first place
@purehyperbole5727
@purehyperbole5727 2 года назад
"I'll take this to the Citizen's Advice Bureau! How'd ya like them on your ass!" - pure brilliance.
@SP-cp3qu
@SP-cp3qu 2 года назад
the actor who does Johnson is so funny
@micahclawrence
@micahclawrence 2 года назад
I watched Johnson for years on Peep before I recalled he was DiCaprio’s friend in The Beach
@TrevorParsnips
@TrevorParsnips 2 года назад
Oh baby!
@TheRedhenProductions
@TheRedhenProductions Год назад
Holy shit I never realised, the shredded guy who loves cricket
@micahclawrence
@micahclawrence Год назад
@@TheRedhenProductions and instantly likeable as always
@anaccount8474
@anaccount8474 22 дня назад
The line 'it certainly is an indecent proposal' is great writing. It goes from meaning morally indecent to financially indecent.
@MG11513
@MG11513 2 года назад
“Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, there’s a man with a tube up his nose”
@thelaundryman9287
@thelaundryman9287 2 года назад
"I'm a better black man than he is". I'm black amd laughed for damn near half an hour after he said that
@RaferJeffersonIII
@RaferJeffersonIII 2 года назад
My mate is black and I asked him to go on a camping trip with me. He said “man that’s such a white people thing to say” Hope you relate, I thought everyone liked camping!
@thelaundryman9287
@thelaundryman9287 2 года назад
@@RaferJeffersonIII looool in a funny way yes. When I was young I went camping with school and loved it. And funny this topic came up, I just got back from a camping trip in Wales a few months ago. And it was awesome, I go to the army in June and gonna have alot more opportunities like camping there lol. But what's funnier is that whenever I say I'm going camping or for a run, or army related stuff. I'm called white among black associates 🤣🤣🤣. But yeah, our hobby is not for everyone it seems 😭🤣🤣🤣 I dunno why more people don't like camping
@RaferJeffersonIII
@RaferJeffersonIII 2 года назад
@@thelaundryman9287 thank you for the service mate 🇬🇧 I’m in a mixed race marriage and we laugh all the time about the differences. I dream of a day when we all can lighten up and enjoy our little diversities, because the differences are funny AF.
@thelaundryman9287
@thelaundryman9287 2 года назад
@@RaferJeffersonIII thank you and your more than welcome 💪🏽🇬🇧😁. Oh yeah, I got a mixed bag of friends from different cultures and I can relate. The cultural differences are hillarious. And yeah me too. So much friction in the world for no reason. But aye.. I like to say no matter how random or insignificant something is, it's enough for humans to fight over.
@peterwest4965
@peterwest4965 11 месяцев назад
I'm black too and kind of see his point loooool
@laurenconrad1799
@laurenconrad1799 2 года назад
Who’s more morally corrupt? Johnson for proposing the idea without an ounce of conscious and no notion that this proposal is appalling, or Jeremy for agreeing to it despite the fact that he has a conscious and knows what he’s doing is wrong?
@eduardo_moya
@eduardo_moya 2 года назад
Jeremy, definetly
@curranfrank2854
@curranfrank2854 2 года назад
I think Suze ending up with Johnson kinda means Jeremy's worse here. I don't think he even planned to give her half the money if she agreed lol
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 2 года назад
Conscience and conscious are two different words. Dumbass
@GizmoMaltese
@GizmoMaltese Год назад
Jez for trying to pimp out his girlfriend. Johnson is just being a John. Jez is being a pimp. Pimps are worse than Johns.
@cmfrtblynmb02
@cmfrtblynmb02 10 месяцев назад
Jeremy. For all we know Johnson put him this position knowing he will lose Big Suse, and he will land her.
@tubopezzato
@tubopezzato 4 года назад
One of the best episodes. Just perfect.
@mawaltrees5582
@mawaltrees5582 9 месяцев назад
"it's two hours to Kettering... even in a top-of-the-range Beamer" 🤣
@robespie2517
@robespie2517 2 года назад
First episode of Peep Show I ever watched. After the seen where he lost the plot with Gerrard I was in love with the programme.
@umangu
@umangu 2 года назад
Big Suze is so proper, it came as no surprise that she’s a distant royal
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 2 года назад
only by marriage
@bbrs925
@bbrs925 2 года назад
The way Johnson says ‘ass’ is 👌🏽
@walkingnote1090
@walkingnote1090 2 года назад
Best show ever
@bassred7065
@bassred7065 2 года назад
What show is this
@walkingnote1090
@walkingnote1090 2 года назад
@@bassred7065 Peep Show
@3zObafouzr
@3zObafouzr 2 года назад
I think jeff was onto something with his amalgamation plan. I'd go a step further, why not add another department into the mix ? Say, Quality Assurance ? To be clear I'm suggesting we integrate 4 departments into one.
@matthewtolson7465
@matthewtolson7465 2 года назад
Did a similar thing but with quality, improvement, planning, sales and marketing. Called it QIPSAM. Still got the mug from project initiation.
@3zObafouzr
@3zObafouzr 2 года назад
@@matthewtolson7465 4 departments Matthew ? 4 ! That's insane.
@matthewtolson7465
@matthewtolson7465 2 года назад
If you think that's insane, we birthed an idea around managing scope creep as part of BAU activity to reduce overhead. It was beautiful.
@martinlaird4738
@martinlaird4738 2 года назад
I like your right hand side bitewing, no obvious caries and good bone levels
@williamwestmoreland4069
@williamwestmoreland4069 2 года назад
I love Johnson's shit-eating grin as he goes upstairs lol
@TheCormTube
@TheCormTube 2 года назад
I love how it quickly goes from Suze storming out to "tube up his nose...."
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 2 года назад
Lmao I'd honestly love to know where Johnson came up with the specific price of £530 Lol I'd love to know his reasoning and what made him arrive at such a figure haha
@Rodiraskal
@Rodiraskal 2 года назад
I’m sure pivot tables were involved.
@Support-your-local-team
@Support-your-local-team 2 года назад
It's hilarious writing to make it £530. It's actually more disrespectful than making it £500, like the extra £30 would be what makes the difference to Jez.
@tindekappa9047
@tindekappa9047 Год назад
I interpreted it as this is the exact amount of cash he had in his wallet, I mean when he gives him the money he literally pulls every bill out, doesn't count it and says ''here, 530 pounds'' Seems pretty clear cut to me. He obviously uses his card 90% of the time so he would have the exact same amount of cash days on end.
@artseosamhogriobhta
@artseosamhogriobhta Год назад
It sounds right
@Badrobot1500
@Badrobot1500 Год назад
How did Jez come up with £300 for a fingering?
@tubestick00
@tubestick00 4 года назад
I'm a better black man than he is.... And she responds " that sounds almost" Now that was subtle
@k-leb4671
@k-leb4671 3 года назад
I don't get it.
@Rodiraskal
@Rodiraskal 2 года назад
@@k-leb4671 C’mon dude
@mlombardo9
@mlombardo9 2 года назад
I like how Jeff is laughing at Johnson's speech.
@johnyossarian9059
@johnyossarian9059 Год назад
"Here I go; palms dry, mouth dry, inter-buttock area moist..."
@stevenrussell9501
@stevenrussell9501 2 года назад
I'll take this to the citizens advice bureau
@wololo3781
@wololo3781 3 года назад
530 pounds ? i'm gonna be a millionaire !
@tongandeathgrip901
@tongandeathgrip901 5 лет назад
This is fucken great!!!
@condor237
@condor237 Год назад
I love how Suze ends up sleeping with Johnson for free
@ianjones3568
@ianjones3568 11 месяцев назад
Stomach levels, bullshit wanker is probably the most unique but highly effective insult.
@Mike-hq2yb
@Mike-hq2yb Год назад
Tube up his nose, tube up his nose, he's a man with a tube up his nose.... haha, I died.
@tomdickson3027
@tomdickson3027 2 года назад
Not every window, underrated line
@legendkiller8170
@legendkiller8170 2 года назад
No apology required 🤣
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ Год назад
8:13 excellent foreshadowing of when he runs away from the birth of his child and goes to KFC to order a bargain bucket.
@blehbleheh
@blehbleheh 2 года назад
I like how Jez never thought he could have asked for like 5,000 quid.
@americopedroni6837
@americopedroni6837 2 года назад
The only time Mark is tough is standing up to..... kids
@darkstarr2321
@darkstarr2321 Год назад
I loved Johnson!
@IamJacksColon4
@IamJacksColon4 2 года назад
This Johnson guy reminds me a lot of the boss in Life and Times of Tim
@jaycuthbert245
@jaycuthbert245 Год назад
"..I LOVE YOU..I LOVE YOU..I just have this big overdraft and..."
@mrneutral8423
@mrneutral8423 Год назад
"IT certainly IS an indecent proposal!"
@chanperth
@chanperth Год назад
my fav ever johnson seen is when is powers through his tai chi lol
@bouse23
@bouse23 Год назад
To be fair to Johnson big suze was gorgeous and was really nice too. And so well spoken.
@pepe6666
@pepe6666 2 года назад
jez should have said that johnson wanted to pay for her, and said that its cos johnson is insecure. thats how he should have played it.
@scott19087
@scott19087 4 года назад
Just 500?jesus dude 😂
@joshuawhittaker1197
@joshuawhittaker1197 2 года назад
Jeff's face when Alan says fk each other
@9killerqueen
@9killerqueen 4 года назад
Where is the humanity?
@fleadoggreen9062
@fleadoggreen9062 3 месяца назад
This is good ! What is this I’ve been making indecent prop jokes all night so I looked it up
@ClemsContent
@ClemsContent 2 года назад
That's the thing with Jeff. As much of a dick as he can be in his personal life, he was the one actually trying the hardest to help Mark with Project Zeus, before Mark was completely dismissive of his contributions. Even after that, Jeff was still entirely up for celebrating Mark's success when he was lying about how well it was going. He only drew the line at bailing Mark out when he hadn't done any work of his own.
@Chilavertish
@Chilavertish 2 года назад
Don't stand up for Jeff, you stomach levels bullshit wnkr
@rockoperajon
@rockoperajon Год назад
I can’t remember when, but I heard that the actor who plays Jeff said in an interview or a behind the scenes feature that Jeff doesn’t really dislike Mark, he just thinks Mark is far too uptight and probably would get along with him if he could just loosen up.
@richsan4923
@richsan4923 Год назад
I'm inaugurating project Neptune shortly
@mrblaoblao6981
@mrblaoblao6981 3 года назад
Pimp me out, pimp my ride...
@danielmurphy639
@danielmurphy639 Год назад
Johnson is my hero
@soundseeker63
@soundseeker63 Год назад
Big Suze's line at 5:08..... OUCH! (but probably correct) 😆
@edfur8196
@edfur8196 Год назад
Biggest mistake of Jezs life, cost him Big Suze who was way out of his league and tbh an absolute sweetheart. I always look on this show as an examination of how being a shit person will eventually lead to your life being shitty. It makes me sad as there is a lot l like about Mark and Jez but they are just such awful ppl. I hope if they do make a sequel we see that they've realised the error if their ways and ended up happy instead of being the miserable gits they were throughout the show, settled with women they love and content in their lives.
@h.j7469
@h.j7469 Год назад
I hated series 9 tbh, like they burnt everything
@mark9294
@mark9294 11 месяцев назад
Not necessarily, Johnson is a “shit” person (when we talk character) and he is quite successful
@edfur8196
@edfur8196 11 месяцев назад
@mark9294 We don't know what's going on in his head unlike Jez and Mark so we can't really judge his moral compass to the same extent. Pretty much all the main characters are terrible people imo.
@DuderinoDeux
@DuderinoDeux 10 месяцев назад
Happy for a time maybe but absolutely will end up back together even in middle age with any left dreams smashed. It's probably what they ultimately both want
@cmfrtblynmb02
@cmfrtblynmb02 9 месяцев назад
​@@mark9294he fucks up later in the show. Big Suze gets tired of him
@ThomasPowellNZ
@ThomasPowellNZ 11 месяцев назад
Jez has a Trace Elliot bass amp head in his room, very British.
@vishy
@vishy 2 года назад
3:04 poor girl's a human being ... how could he
@ryanward8122
@ryanward8122 11 месяцев назад
The hole it takes me 10 gets me every time
@meatwoodflacmedia
@meatwoodflacmedia 2 месяца назад
"Hes an alpha male Jeremy" kills me every time
@spencerraney4979
@spencerraney4979 11 месяцев назад
When Johnson offers the £530, Jez should have thought something along the lines of “God, how did he know?”. Also, how much charisma does Alan Johnson have if he gets Big Suz to leave Jez in outrage for being nearly pimped out, only for her to sleep with him after he tried to pay for her sexual favors secondhand, then become his girlfriend, and finally go to a strip club with him.
@user-wv8zr7zi1s
@user-wv8zr7zi1s 2 года назад
Bald dude funny asf
@meshzzizk
@meshzzizk 2 года назад
This whole episode gives me anxiety
@invisibleman4827
@invisibleman4827 11 месяцев назад
Paterson Joseph - the guy who plays Johnson - was pretty creeped out by this sequence
@Philosoph-ali
@Philosoph-ali Год назад
I don’t like listening to them, but I do like some of those thingsssssss, they doooooo.
@PwnerGeist
@PwnerGeist 2 года назад
Hard NTR indecent proposal
@Jimbob7595
@Jimbob7595 11 месяцев назад
I love the way Johnson says "ass"
@jj9749
@jj9749 2 года назад
the best clips in the whole of peep show. How did it get so bad after S7?
@Fintanflaherty
@Fintanflaherty 2 года назад
Morpheous johnson
@HardcoreHeartChris
@HardcoreHeartChris Месяц назад
The one time I felt bad for Jeff 😂
@aperson7584
@aperson7584 Год назад
Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... Idea Zeuuwwwnnn ... IDEA ZEUUWWWNNN
@cmfrtblynmb02
@cmfrtblynmb02 9 месяцев назад
He didn't even pay for her lol
@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______
@Zzzzz_Zzzzzz______ 2 года назад
"soo how's Project Zeus coming along?" "[Oh shit!] Oh it's it's er, it's going really well actually, I think I've cracked it, Alan!" LOL Mark cracks me up when he contradicts himself.
@low-key-gamer6117
@low-key-gamer6117 2 года назад
I love me some British humour.
@mccarthy5825
@mccarthy5825 2 года назад
Sophie Winkleman... Well Windsor, now related to the Queen... She's just 👌... Especially in 'Love, Live Long' 😉
@Lazuray666
@Lazuray666 2 года назад
Now is the time for you to know the meaning of project Zeus.
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas 10 месяцев назад
So weird that Big Suze is part of the Royal Family now
@TheIrishny
@TheIrishny Год назад
Smoking a number and fighting negative stereotypes....
@chungus100
@chungus100 2 года назад
"pimp me out, pimp my ride"
@steph6498
@steph6498 2 года назад
It’s a clew climate
@rhr98
@rhr98 11 дней назад
suze won't talk to Jeremy for asking her about the offer but gets with the man that made the offer ?
@Henry-kz4gn
@Henry-kz4gn 3 года назад
her being a human being while technically correct also at the same time feels like a bit of a stretch
@UBZUKki
@UBZUKki 2 года назад
Hilarious
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