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@spurs111
@spurs111 4 года назад
Him and super hans are the two best supporting characters in comedy
@LoudaroundLincoln
@LoudaroundLincoln 4 года назад
Spin off. Ive said it since 2007. A superhans/Johnson show would be the pearl beyond price.
@mugluvin3300
@mugluvin3300 2 года назад
Truest statement made.
@blacksabbath487
@blacksabbath487 2 года назад
No, Jeff is
@Paul-vi7kh
@Paul-vi7kh 2 года назад
Kev from Derek can’t be overlooked either.
@gallysally
@gallysally Год назад
Agreed!!+
@zefos9116
@zefos9116 4 года назад
When he offers jez his own beer- peak Johnson
@jizzuschrist6252
@jizzuschrist6252 4 года назад
lol yeah, that marked me
@murph7421
@murph7421 4 года назад
Power move
@sc2725
@sc2725 4 года назад
I'm not going to bargain with you Jeremy.
@OfficialPeepShow
@OfficialPeepShow 5 лет назад
My name is Alan Johnson and I condone this message.
@DominicGreen432
@DominicGreen432 5 лет назад
Peep Show excellent😂
@Oltongin
@Oltongin 5 лет назад
Liar
@pukeyourguts
@pukeyourguts 5 лет назад
whoever posted this comment is a proper milk monitor
@MoskHotel
@MoskHotel 5 лет назад
Yeah, you condone Big Suze as well. 😂
@jizzuschrist6252
@jizzuschrist6252 4 года назад
haha awesome
@lewisb9226
@lewisb9226 5 лет назад
His delivery of the line "you are seriously looking at that document" is _incredible_
@claw333
@claw333 4 года назад
Lewis B kills me lol
@gordonferrar7782
@gordonferrar7782 4 года назад
Everything Johnson says. Brilliant comic actor.
@MostlyLoveOfMusic
@MostlyLoveOfMusic 4 года назад
absolutely nailed it yes, great line
@herbertvonzinderneuf8547
@herbertvonzinderneuf8547 4 года назад
No it is not. I believe it. ;-)
@naturalbornchiller158
@naturalbornchiller158 4 года назад
Its the best line ever lol.
@DextroDNAOfficial
@DextroDNAOfficial 5 лет назад
The mug handle smash is one of the finest pieces of acting in television history
@billybear2333
@billybear2333 3 года назад
Johnson > any actor that is or ever will be
@jordancrothers6403
@jordancrothers6403 3 года назад
Glad someone else pointed that out
@johncoryell
@johncoryell 3 года назад
Whats the story there?
@deathshead357
@deathshead357 3 года назад
@@johncoryell Sophie smashed Mark's mug.
@sbraypaynt
@sbraypaynt 3 года назад
I don’t even remotely know why it is nor agree with you at any level however at the same time i completely agree with you, that’s a spot on observation
@user-fz3sz2dj4r
@user-fz3sz2dj4r 4 года назад
Johnson killed every scene he was in, amazing character
@Luke47895
@Luke47895 3 месяца назад
The way Johnson smashed the handle off Sophie's mug made it look like an art form.
@Ryan-pn7qo
@Ryan-pn7qo 5 лет назад
Poor me, Poor me...pour me another drink.
@ArrKayLondon
@ArrKayLondon 5 лет назад
Just in case people didn’t know the reference. This is a saying that’s said in Alcoholics Anonymous. I assume one of the writers is in AA as there are lots of little TidBITS from AA in Peep Show.
@digi_edits
@digi_edits 4 года назад
That killed me.
@djhuckfield
@djhuckfield 2 года назад
Daddy's hat's fallen off
@nottheguardian7955
@nottheguardian7955 4 года назад
I judge your price to be £530. It's the precision.
@josephcooper5225
@josephcooper5225 4 года назад
Fivehundredandthirtypounds
@MaRaX93
@MaRaX93 3 года назад
Just enough for a zoot suit
@nottheguardian7955
@nottheguardian7955 3 года назад
@@MaRaX93 I'm always talking about the twins.
@James-ex9ms
@James-ex9ms 3 года назад
@@nottheguardian7955 I don't think you've ever previously mentioned the twins
@nottheguardian7955
@nottheguardian7955 3 года назад
@@James-ex9ms It's actually worse than that. Mark does that really pained English thing, "I'm *pretty certain* you've never mentioned the twins".😄
@AnEnemySpy456
@AnEnemySpy456 5 лет назад
That moment where you're so turned on by verbal abuse from your boss that you question your sexuality.
@comanchio1976
@comanchio1976 4 года назад
Him powering through' tai chi, is absolute genius
@J1283-s1k
@J1283-s1k 3 месяца назад
The way he floats to the end lmao
@erdingtonsfinest937
@erdingtonsfinest937 5 лет назад
Is he the best comedy supporting character ever? I'm thinkin maybe
@adamdesalle6338
@adamdesalle6338 5 лет назад
Erdingtons Finest what about Superhans???
@tcaudiobooks737
@tcaudiobooks737 5 лет назад
@@adamdesalle6338 Superhans and Johnson are both my favourites. They are essentially the models of what Jeremy and Mark would ideally like to be.
@mrbrian826
@mrbrian826 4 года назад
Him and Hans for sure
@BamM88
@BamM88 4 года назад
Also the rental snake
@LetsPlayKenny
@LetsPlayKenny 4 года назад
Nothing beats super hans
@pauforsyth2028
@pauforsyth2028 4 года назад
“ I’ve got a 32 Plasma in mine.... you get a document on that baby and you are seriously looking at that document.”
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
And look how dated plasma is now. He was no futurist
@CreamTheEverythingFixer
@CreamTheEverythingFixer 5 лет назад
"We just need them sweating facts and shitting stats" is one of my favourite quotes from Johnson
@TheGreatGodPan
@TheGreatGodPan 3 года назад
"fire 30% of the workforce and design a new logo" - this is alarmingly accurate in my experience
@marcelo2169
@marcelo2169 9 месяцев назад
"We are kindred spirits like George W. and Alaister Campbell we wanna it all and we wanna now" 😂😂😂
@richardclarke376
@richardclarke376 5 лет назад
He was an inspired piece of casting!
@stevephillips7264
@stevephillips7264 5 лет назад
Absolutely
@acropolisnow9466
@acropolisnow9466 4 года назад
@@sirwizalot7164 meaning what?
@subg8858
@subg8858 4 года назад
Ain't no borderline about it
@mellowords
@mellowords 4 года назад
@multigrooves Jackie Chiles.
@bobblehat6603
@bobblehat6603 4 года назад
​@@mellowords Although Jackie Chiles is obviously a a parody of Johnnie Cochran, I agree, his demeanour and delivery is reminiscent of Johnson.
@bretvyon2336
@bretvyon2336 3 года назад
The hints of American in his voice just make him the coolest guy ever
@djhuckfield
@djhuckfield 2 года назад
And then German, after he gets back from Fwonkfort
@karimqk1895
@karimqk1895 4 года назад
Johnson's eulogy at Gerrard's funeral nearly caused me to rupture an organ, how is that not in this vid?? 😂😂
@BH-98
@BH-98 Год назад
Was cut out in the edit. The scythe is remorseless. I hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you
@superpoochable
@superpoochable Год назад
That initial skip up to the altar had me primed 💀
@EliteFireSaint
@EliteFireSaint Год назад
When the actor and the script are 100% synced. You get this perfection. There will never be a show like this again.
@A-small-amount-of-peas
@A-small-amount-of-peas Год назад
£530 is such a hilariously exact amount to come up with
@marcelo2169
@marcelo2169 9 месяцев назад
I'm not gonna bargain with you Jeremy
@claptonandchill4367
@claptonandchill4367 5 лет назад
Thats a mighty fine piece of real estate you got there
@laurencesdaddy6392
@laurencesdaddy6392 4 года назад
Clapton and chill hahahahahhaah
@blueluny
@blueluny 5 лет назад
ive never seen this. but i am in love with alan johnson.
@dunbass7149
@dunbass7149 4 года назад
Blue Luny Ano listen to his voice
@c4ts0nm4rs5
@c4ts0nm4rs5 5 лет назад
Don't be alarmed, Mark. It's just Tai Chi.
@kumquatmagoo
@kumquatmagoo 4 года назад
I love how he glides in to the chair.
@UltraHylia
@UltraHylia 3 года назад
I always liked the randomness of Johnson doing Tai Chi that one time and that one time only.
@gitsurfer27
@gitsurfer27 3 года назад
Supposed to take 30 minutes i'm done in 5, stick that up your dojo. The hilarity of a meditation practice being boiled down to a competition of who can finish quickest is prime character writing.
@darthkek1953
@darthkek1953 5 лет назад
In... fire 30% of the workforce, change the logo... and out. This is true.
@JanPospisilArt
@JanPospisilArt 4 года назад
From years of listening to my dad complain about every new round of management consultants at their company - yes, painfully accurate.
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 4 года назад
4:47 Yup I've seen management consultants in real businesses, this pretty much nails it.
@karimqk1895
@karimqk1895 4 года назад
That's capitalism for ya
@ArcanePath360
@ArcanePath360 3 года назад
Lol. I literally experienced this at my last job when we met our client's new team of financial consultants. Massive downsizing, cost cutting and re-branding, and then wondered why the business was failing faster than ever.
@UnderAGlassMetropolis
@UnderAGlassMetropolis 3 года назад
New logo, booooom!
@loeuvrededieu
@loeuvrededieu 5 лет назад
Only a pi--? It's _never_ only a pint.
@karaloca
@karaloca 4 года назад
The amount of times this guy actually had me in tears. Brilliant.
@octopusmime
@octopusmime 3 года назад
i hope the scythe’s remorseless swing can bring some comfort to you all.
@pigknickers2975
@pigknickers2975 5 лет назад
"Do you think the guys that invented Google sat around watching Trumpton?" Bwahahahaha!
@eoghanlyng5074
@eoghanlyng5074 5 лет назад
"Nice place, here, have a drink"
@lee4171
@lee4171 11 месяцев назад
I don't like talking to them, I don't like listening to them, but I do like some of the things they do. Truer words have never been spoken.
@CaesarInVa
@CaesarInVa 4 года назад
God how I love this character. And the thing is, I knew guys like Johnson. Arrogant, cocky, self-assured....ordinarily the kind of guy you'd want to throw down the elevator shaft after everyone had left the office...but there was something about him you just had to like.
@subg8858
@subg8858 5 лет назад
Alan Johnson... I'm in love
@sb_dunk
@sb_dunk 5 лет назад
I think he's the one...!?
@BabylonCentral
@BabylonCentral 5 лет назад
@@sb_dunk Ha ha. Biz Suze was definitely the one!!!!
@randomuploadsism
@randomuploadsism 3 года назад
Under-rated actor, possibly the best casting ever!
@moreish7193
@moreish7193 3 года назад
Second
@jeanfortin5024
@jeanfortin5024 5 лет назад
“Good old semi incomprehensible taboo busting pep talk”
@RealMenWorshipZeus
@RealMenWorshipZeus Год назад
"I'm the face. You're the tendons and the grisly shit underneath."
@jamesdixon6903
@jamesdixon6903 4 года назад
My favourite Peep show character. I like the episode where he rescues mark locked in his own bedroom desperate for a shit 😂😂
@jj9749
@jj9749 4 года назад
Johnson's performance in the cark park on the milk crate should make any highlights package. If only because he forever changed the pronounciation of Fwonkfwort
@jasewildheart
@jasewildheart 4 года назад
This
@QFIhawkman
@QFIhawkman 4 года назад
I randomly heard "Fwonkfwort" in my head just now and I came here just to see it written. Thank you for your work! For me, Frankfurt will now forever be Fwonkfwort.
@catcomputer
@catcomputer 3 года назад
Johnson is such a good character. I’ve never seen anything like him
@johndamienreilly
@johndamienreilly 4 года назад
Brilliant character. Not just what he says, how he says.
@adamsmith7058
@adamsmith7058 2 года назад
Patterson Joseph, the best Dr Who we never had.
@mysteryegg340
@mysteryegg340 3 года назад
The way Johnson glides into the chair after doing Tai Chi gets me everytime....and the fact that he manages to to do 45 minutes of it in 10 minutes hahaha
@Badrobot1500
@Badrobot1500 4 года назад
You will not be informed of the meaning of Project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of Project Zeus.
@Bromley68
@Bromley68 Год назад
I cannot believe Paterson Joseph was not up for Dr Who. He is the perfect blend of cool and weirdness
@benpadmore
@benpadmore Год назад
How he says “£530” cracks me up every time 😂
@nozzaboy316kid
@nozzaboy316kid 3 года назад
I just love the way he says "I'm not going to bargain with you Jeremy"
@Stuart267
@Stuart267 4 года назад
Johnson may have been a con man, but he was just so damned charasmatic & likable. One of my favorite characters on the show
@zeddeka
@zeddeka 3 года назад
That's kind of the definition of a con man. Someone who uses charisma and charm to manipulate and con people.
@magzire
@magzire 4 года назад
every scene he was in just comedy gold
@karldubelheimer3959
@karldubelheimer3959 Год назад
Johnson seems like the kind of guy who wins on Numberwang constantly
@Loctorak
@Loctorak Год назад
That bell means it's time for WangerNumb - let's rotate the board!
@sc2725
@sc2725 4 года назад
"The question is, Can you put the lid on the squid?" One of my favourite Johnson lines
@arifdale
@arifdale 4 года назад
He's so good it makes me uncomfortable
@joshuajackson7246
@joshuajackson7246 5 лет назад
That Tai Chi scene is gold
@elliotyamamoto38
@elliotyamamoto38 4 года назад
The way he glides over to the seat when he is done, subtle but hilarious 😂
@jk_____555
@jk_____555 2 года назад
- "and if we fail, well, you're the junior guy, you take the bullet" - - "Christ" - - ""exactly" so good
@teemill5802
@teemill5802 5 лет назад
07:25 You will not be informed of the meaning of project Zeus until the time is right for you to know the meaning of project Zeus..... *pauses a few seconds for dramatic effect* Ok, now is the time for you to know the meaning of project Zeus
@gracex4875
@gracex4875 5 лет назад
Johnson is daddy
@basedchimera5859
@basedchimera5859 4 года назад
D-d-daddio
@misskelly9184
@misskelly9184 3 года назад
I love his creepy relationship with Johnson
@stocktonjoans
@stocktonjoans 5 лет назад
The Marquis De Carabas was finding the transition to London Above easier than he'd anticipated
@AbsoluteJokes
@AbsoluteJokes 5 лет назад
Always got time for a Neverwhere reference
@JanPospisilArt
@JanPospisilArt 4 года назад
Surely you mean Simon who is from Somerset.
@stevephillips7264
@stevephillips7264 5 лет назад
Lol one of the best comedy characters ever created and so well executed. Fucking love johnson
@HorrorWarehouse
@HorrorWarehouse 4 года назад
Why? Because I'm the big man and you're the shit heel right. - Alan Johnson Brilliant...that is just so spot on. - Mark
@Pennycott5
@Pennycott5 4 года назад
Everything this guy says is funny legend
@IgiWhiteman
@IgiWhiteman 5 лет назад
I -want- *need* a TV show about Alan and Super Hans teaming up to take over the world.
@stevephillips7264
@stevephillips7264 5 лет назад
Yes that would be awesome !! Super Hans on crack and Johnson giving it the biggen
@NotQuiteFirst
@NotQuiteFirst 5 лет назад
No they are characters that are brilliant as zany supporting characters but would be boring as leads. They both shine because of the contrast with the "normal blokes" Mark and Jez. Like how Jack Black was a brilliant support in High Fidelity but then his career doing the same thing as a lead has been shit.
@alkaholic4848
@alkaholic4848 4 года назад
@@NotQuiteFirst Yeah I agree. Both excellent chracters that you feel like just can't get enough of, but they need to be placed around a story, not drive it, bringing shock value alongside the more relatable characters.
@waynedoyle5584
@waynedoyle5584 5 лет назад
remember when your facing johnson....." just smile and nod like your gaddafi,s psychiatrist "...lol
@MajorMatt01
@MajorMatt01 4 года назад
6:35 Johnson is drinking a pint...
@svenrichtmann6792
@svenrichtmann6792 2 года назад
Even the mighty Johnson can’t keep the lid on the squid.
@slados1
@slados1 4 года назад
I was just reading my signed copy of Business Secrets of The Pharaohs and then this just drops down in my feed... what are the odds
@ColinIngus1
@ColinIngus1 4 года назад
Chance would be a fine thing...
@mattpyro90
@mattpyro90 3 года назад
"Show me a good loser, and I'll show you a loser"
@andybelfield6034
@andybelfield6034 3 года назад
"or Aberdeen" brilliant stuff
@893loses
@893loses 5 лет назад
It just feels like a good pair of jeans
@sbraypaynt
@sbraypaynt 3 года назад
I dream of one day entering someone’s room and offering them their own drink as smoothly as our Lord Alan
@MrRav1247
@MrRav1247 Год назад
Still waiting for the Johnson and Super hans spinoff
@selinakyle2368
@selinakyle2368 Месяц назад
Both of those actors should have been Doctor Who.
@tcaudiobooks737
@tcaudiobooks737 5 лет назад
This man is the reason why I have a BMW 5 Series.
@lk3034
@lk3034 4 года назад
Mr Cool he’s not the one he sucked iff
@dano8012
@dano8012 3 года назад
Lol 👍🏾👌🏾
@joelbennett9014
@joelbennett9014 Год назад
Gotta get them leather driving gloves and a scarf to complete the look
@ChitlinsLaundry
@ChitlinsLaundry 4 года назад
Fckn great show, only found it in 2020
@keithp6699
@keithp6699 4 года назад
During the lock down?
@ChitlinsLaundry
@ChitlinsLaundry 4 года назад
Keith P yup 👍
@BabylonCentral
@BabylonCentral 4 года назад
And you'll be enjoying it in 2040. Gets better and better over time.
@brianybrianbrian
@brianybrianbrian 3 года назад
"Christ" "Exactly" 😂
@scoopermg8226
@scoopermg8226 5 лет назад
Consultio/Consultius
@CCCoNeTiMe
@CCCoNeTiMe 4 года назад
7:12 genius
@jonnysupreme
@jonnysupreme 3 года назад
"That's a fine piece of real estate you have there" 😂😂😂😂
@djhuckfield
@djhuckfield 2 года назад
Look at her arse. Is that the best arse you're ever gonna get?
@Jaxymann
@Jaxymann 3 года назад
"How can I trust you to be my main man in the office? Let alone Frankfurt!...Or *Aberdeen...?" "I've got to go to Aberdeen! I've got the Rough Guide!" The notion of Aberdeen being better than Frankfurt is hilarious enough, but the fact Mark genuinely believes it is even funnier xD
@videofudge
@videofudge 5 лет назад
probably my fave character
@BabylonCentral
@BabylonCentral 5 лет назад
Alan's pyjamas...probably still warm....
@TC-th1ey
@TC-th1ey 4 года назад
I forgot Johnson had hair at one point, always thought that he was born completely bald with the moustache.
@kurtanglina7419
@kurtanglina7419 4 года назад
this guy should be the new james bond
@el6178
@el6178 3 года назад
Peep show is the cruelest comedy ever. It's totally painful to watch. Johnson leaves in a council estate after all the golden boy attitude. Priceless.
@tracypanavia4634
@tracypanavia4634 4 года назад
"Mr work-a-day for world peace"😂
@digitalghost1118
@digitalghost1118 5 лет назад
Vista: Like a new pair of jeans.... - See that's where Microsoft went wrong with the advertising
@zapkvr
@zapkvr 4 года назад
They never advertised ME. And for a very good reason
@redlady935
@redlady935 3 года назад
He seems to have a thing about f***ing poultry
@feelboss7188
@feelboss7188 5 лет назад
"Christ" "Exactly"
@mrneutral8423
@mrneutral8423 2 года назад
Forgot how fucking tremendous this guy is. What an actor!
@whizzy97
@whizzy97 2 года назад
Watch a chicken fucking horse 😂
@gregthesuperninjaturtle450
@gregthesuperninjaturtle450 4 года назад
"Just us, pile of Chinese food and a couple of fuck off spreadsheets"
@danielwheatley5948
@danielwheatley5948 3 года назад
Missed out on the 3 amigos PowerPoint, excel and word!
@MoskHotel
@MoskHotel 5 лет назад
Alan Johnson. I’m in love. 🥰
@XAVR_
@XAVR_ 3 года назад
Every man has his price, and I judge yours to be.... _Five hundred and thirty pounds?_
@pigknickers2975
@pigknickers2975 4 года назад
it's impossible not to love Johnson. How?
@DmReddd24
@DmReddd24 4 года назад
Sucker for charisma
@markreynolds1436
@markreynolds1436 3 года назад
Do I....love....Johnson? Maybe I do?
@rharris8344
@rharris8344 5 лет назад
£530
@LJALLDAY600
@LJALLDAY600 4 года назад
It certainly is an indecent proposal
@LazurayMusic
@LazurayMusic 4 года назад
The intense close up of Johnson's eyes when he says "£530" is priceless
@tutin4090
@tutin4090 4 года назад
fivehundredandthirtypounds
@jacksdjfam
@jacksdjfam 4 года назад
£300 to finger
@kurtanglina7419
@kurtanglina7419 4 года назад
@Anna M. she is royalty now she married a guy from the royal family
@thecursor1
@thecursor1 4 года назад
I think it's safe to say that Allen Johnson may in fact be the greatest human walking the earth.
@adamsmith7058
@adamsmith7058 2 года назад
I heard that he decked that guy in the GigaChad meme. That probably makes him a TeraChad, maybe even a PetaChad. I haven't done the maths yet, but we maybe witnessing levels of Chadness way beyond the theoretical limit. Scary and exciting at the same time.
@feelboss7188
@feelboss7188 5 лет назад
9:00 this. I'll say this to anyone.
@macman975
@macman975 4 года назад
I just powered through your comment...
@jrmungandr
@jrmungandr Год назад
I can’t believe I let this happen on my watch
@kevincarter2020
@kevincarter2020 5 лет назад
He'll hug your pain away Mark.
@njsnnsjn
@njsnnsjn 5 лет назад
Holy Johnson!
@CommieG
@CommieG 5 лет назад
Here, have a drink.
@josef2012
@josef2012 3 года назад
Johnson,you magnificent bastard.
@leeballington3136
@leeballington3136 2 года назад
You're reading all the comments down below silently, but in your head, you're using Alan's voice.
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