The INJURIES Begin! Transfer Targets CHANGED + St. James’ Park UPDATE 

It’s cursed matty, built on a dodgy graveyard… 😬

Unbelievable mate

Well the training ground is stuck in the 1990s

Howe's training sessions are too intense. No wonder Atsu left Bournemouth

What are you talking about? He broke his bone in his own time jogging.

Absolutely

Theres summat fishy going on. We’ve flogged a load of bang average players to them the last few seasons for inflated prices.

@@bigdawg4003 Definitely something off that’s for sure. They’re in the same PSR mess we were in.

30 odd million is the standard for a decent Premier league player these days. Its nothing special. Inflation gone crazy but the regs have never been updated. Man utd allowed to be 1 billion in debt but everyone else only allowed to loose what the PSR regs say.

@@yogihightower Wouldn’t call him decent. He’s bang average! If he was sold for 20 mill we still did well.

😂

He's part Finnish, so straight as an arrow, no shenanigans there

Eddie Howe

I can't believe Eddie Howe hasn't been sacked yet

Don't be silly. Tonali not back till end of August, Willock is made of glass & Joelinton enjoys plenty cuppas with the medical staff. I'd say we need an experienced CM

@@benbolding4390Joelinton had a stellar injury history before last season

Bring Moussa Sissoko and Mehdi Abeid back on cut price deals ​@@benbolding4390

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@@taylorusedtoxic It’s all the Bacon grease he left behind!

@@adywolf8254And the Dickson Savaloy slips 😂

@@samanthaurwin4377 😂😂😂😂😂

Judging from his form I don’t think it would be a punt he’s outstanding. His wages in Saudi might be an issue.

His wages in Saudi will be like 60 mil a year tax free 😂 take a punt

Moussa Sissoko

Yep, he's miles better than Anthony Gordon from open play.

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he is not a mid fielder, plus he never tracked back

@@tonyc1167 Yep, miles better than Anthony Gordon

Willock

He will be fit and energized (I hope), not injury ridden so we get the Sean of old back hopefully

@@heikkisanelma6625 i hope so

I’ve got no problem with him. He’s never let us down and he was carrying an injury for most of last season. When he is fit, he energises the side. I wish people would get off his back.

Get a grip

Custom neon, was a present from someone 👀 takes a while for delivery but good quality

@@magpienessa Looks top quality, seen a lad on TikTok sell a LED NUFC crest for 70 kwid, looks decent aswell.

@@B-jz6fk Yeah, he needs sacking

@@B-jz6fk yep, I can't believe Eddie Howe hasn't been sacked. His player recruitment is terrible and he injures all the players in training

More average British players

He's a Championship player. Can't Shoot, too weak and too slow

Ayee I reckon that’s a good shout, minimum 🤣

@@TheMagpieChannelTV hope our fortunes change like in all seriousness do you think it’s to do with the training ground pitches or something like that

Newcastle have a horrid history of injuries. I remember Sir Bobby having about half the squad out too. And old Graeme Souness thought it was bollocks and forced injured players to play. This isn't a new thing but it definitely seemed to get worse last season l.

I've heard he's been doing well, so hopefully he'll be this year's Lewis Miley. Suspect that will be a push, but I suspect he will make some impression this year.

Would be a mental coincidence to happen again don’t be daft 😂

Windows just opened and PSR was the priority. Give them chance to sign players the season doesn’t start for another 6 weeks.

Calm down man, this is why we get laughed at. Plenty of time ffs