The INSANE COSTS of owning a Hooptie Fleet ($100k expenses in one month?) 

I'm crying! Don't know why, but that just caught me, and have tears from laughing so much. Thank you. 😂

And his mechanic learns even more about the repairs while vacationing at his Mansion in Tuscany.

As funny as it is, boats are even bigger money traps. Break Out Another Thousand as they say. Waiting for the wizard to make a series bringing his yacht to boat repair shops. Keep the train going

but hey, if you cant afford it, dont buy it

@@delbomb3131 isn't the idea that he'll learn to repair them himself? that's what I expected ayway

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I lived in the Florida Keys and worked as a 1st Mate on various fishing boats. I learned how to repair and rebuild diesel engines, boat repair, etc But when I couldn't get the engine working I had to call a real marine mechanic - the head mechanic always shows up first in crisply-pressed bright white shirt, crisp-pleated bright pants, and flaming white shoes - none of which had even a drop of oil or a smear of grease anywhere on them. He'd walk around just looking at the engine, but he wouldn't actually touch anything. He'd look at me (as I was responsible for getting the repair done) and he'd say, "mmm hmmm, okay...". After 15 minutes of that he'd send over the real mechanic who well, was covered in grease, oil, and fiberglass shards who would dig in to the engine and then write down the repair cost on a piece of paper and put it in the palm of my hand as we shook hands. That charge was never below $4,000.

Hoovie couldn’t fix a boat even if it came with boat-fixing robots 😂

I'm not sure how large the Yacht Club is in Kansas, but good idea

Too bad Wichita must be the most remote place from any ocean on the north american continent. I´m actually amazed someone bothers to have a yacht at that location.

I was just wondering when Mike will start his own channel?

@@BeenThereOverItNow probably when Car Wizard turn into a 24/7 boating person and he takes over lol

This is an underrated comment.

Living in Oklahoma, I know that It's a definite possibility!

This comment is totally underrated. He lives in Kansas as well as I do, and it's a very real thing that can happen. At the least, we worry about hail damage.

I live in Pittsburgh PA, the only thing I have to worry about is RUST. Kills cars in one winter if you're not careful lmao. Oh, and potholes. Rust took my first car :_: It was a good car too. . . well IMO, others may not appreciate a 92 Oldsmobile Bravada that was family owned for 25 years. XD

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 This is the best comment!!!

His NAME is DENNIS

You would be in a good mood too if every time you came to hoovies it meant a big ass pay day

Dennis needs 2 start his own youtube channel

I bought another hooptie yacht and all I have is this lifejacket.

"theres a small hole in the hull..."

Go to the car wizards channel, it’s basically that

Scuba Wizard profits to be made.

No. They would never get off the slipway :-)

Yeah... I guess it's more profitable this way

I think that worked better with all of his classic American hoopties. While I love euro cars I think they just don’t stay on the road long enough for him to do that before they need more work.

Be good to see them actually getting driven and showing/talking about how they drive

@@GTFour yeah...there is not enough of that on youtube....oh wait.

Аня ты права.

That’s kinda sad. Make sure you don’t allow too much time to pass without reconciliation as life sometimes throws curve balls which can be tragic.

@@aussie2uGA it's not always sad. family can be full of horrible people and there is no reason to reconcile or have good relationship, or any relationship whatsoever. i've been blessed but have seen horrible things in other people's families. it's not all peaches and roses, you know..

@@MyRealName This! My family is close AF, actually run an automotive windscreen/battery/tinting business together with my dad and sister. But we have almost nothing to do with most of our extended family due to them being idiots, drunks, but mostly just annoying drunken idiot assholes.

@@aussie2uGA virtue signaling is disgusting

Plot is very correct. A have a family remember that I never wanted to reconcile with and has passed away, and it is not something that bothers me in any way. I'm probably happier not ever talking to them than if I did even a few times.

😂

He'll buy a fixer-upper private plane.

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perfect for keeping all his newly acquired planes. hangers are for plebs

Yep he buys you pay.

its all acting, for our entertainment.... enjoy

@@throlyhd9448 nOooOo iTs deFinItLy NoT acTinG

@@throlyhd9448 DeFfO rEaL!

Hoovie has awesome mini mansion, probably 5 - 6,000 sq. Ft, not a wal mart

Hey, he is full of money. I love him and his channel, but this is just a show for the people. 200k for the repairs in a year? Yeah right. He's got millions of dollars, there's nothing to worry about.

I think he should get a dealer license and just make that his thing. He can basically be Doug demurro but for reviewing a car for a year, and then list the car on Autotempest or cars and bids and there wouldn't be a shortage of people willing to buy a car that Hoovie irons out and features on RU-vid.

@@ivanjovanovic362 It's not so much about him "having" the money. What matters it that this is how he makes his money. Just like a furniture company spends a lot on wood, he spends a lot on repairs.

@@tomifg No. He loses the money on these cars when he sells them, bcs they cost him too much to repair and his paying a mechanic to do it for him. Idk how much he makes from YT, but he is losing money on cars. And he can keep doing that bcs he already have all the money in the world you'll ever need, so this is just fun.

@@ivanjovanovic362 No. What I meant is this is the cost of making his youtube videos, which is how he makes his money. The money he "looses" on cars featured on videos are expenses necessary for his channel to make money.

Why do you think the Wizard purchased the lot next door??

That’s just poetic! 😂

Thank you for the kind words!

@@magicmikethemechanic you got any content ?

Get Mike a boat

Yeah, he seems like a natural.....way to go MM!!!

@@AfricaGeo not yet, but we can dream. "The Secrets of the BMW Inline-6" or the "The least mini-est Mini"...

or get a mechanic who oils your latches, lol.

That is a good one, thanks.

pure gold comment

Dennis the menace

Moments after Hoovie takes the keys to the truck... it breaks.

I Know everyone at my towing company it a local company that have all the surrounding community Police department contacts and the Illinois Tollway contact

My guess is that when Dennis gets a call from Hoovie he doesn't even ask for the address.

Dennis would probably say, no thanks but I’d take a ‘94 Celica if you’ve got one

@@eatmorecoleslaw is dennis's last name kilmer?

He should get the 6 series vert!!!

@@cavalierliberty6838 Thankfully he doesn't seem to have any of the "mad dog" Scotty Kilmer brings to his! FR

He probably invites his tow truck driver over on the holidays.

Yes, bad news.

Thank you!

@@magicmikethemechanic you seem like a really great dude! Thanks for being a good and respectful role model 👍🏻

@@magicmikethemechanic best thing you could do is open your own shop and get away from David.

Actually Hoovie found Magic Mike and suggested that the Wizard hire him. Obviously a very smart hire.

Yeah he's a good one. Within the first minute of when he came on you could tell.

(s) . . . You forgot the (s) at the end.

Lmao!

Sound of money flying out the window

I really like this! Some fine and, at least in Tyler's case, metaphorically true poetry at that. Fred

Shakespeare who?

Not really. Pigs don't choose to live in crap. Given the choice they choose something else.

Hoovie's Sty.

@@lokisgodhi we had pigs. They would put their butts over or through the fence and crap outside their enclosure. They would then push us into the electric fence or stand behind us while another pig would make us move backwards, causing us to fall over the first pig Then run around squealing like they were laughing their asses off

Jay probably spends $100000 on a nice car and $2000 on maintenance. Hoovie would pay $10000 on five cars and $90000 on repairing them. Actually I like Hoovies channel as it is the opposite to Top Gear. If he was in the U.K. he would be buying Marina TCs and spending a fortune on restring them to showroom condition.

I can get a dozen of echo and tercel

I mean, yachts are a tad more expensive than cars.

@@uzaiyaro but Wizards yachts aren’t as valuable as Hoovies countach, Diablo, and his whole fleet put together…

@@Mac10Daddy That may be true, but still, cars aren’t always as expensive.

@@uzaiyaro not always, but his choice in cars with his fleet is way more than the boats wizard has. $40k in one month on repairs, from one person. lol that’s a lot!

What? And jinx the bridge?!

Or a prison.

Pocket watchin like kangaroos

He lives in Kansas a place like that is 500k tops they know how to do it out there

I think he was being facetious... lol

@@coolman9i6 I live in his town. Most nice houses out here are

Sarcasm is a really hard concept

That would be interesting. I can just imagine. "We bought the cheapest school buses in the U.S.A."

Kansas is now the Hoovie state

First item on the agenda: signing a Car Collector''''s Bill of Rights.

I guess we pay for it by being hassled with advertisements.

It’s $270k total with the tax and other costs.

He probably makes that every month on RU-vid. It's a full time job.

the cheapest to buy are the ones that most expensive to repair

@@RolandAshcroft no shit

Don’t let him fool you. He’s made at least 5-10 times that off them.

@@Heartbeat1991 Hopefully yeah, he works hard!

Hopefully you are funding it with a youtube channel too.

Ohh god, that sounds horrible

And also the back story on his mechanics yachts.

I have a Taxi driver, who is the same, every time I get drunk I can call him on his personal number and he'll come pick me up no matter what time it is

That hot dog guy who follows homer around right? Classic.

Lol you win

they look similar too!

@@orangecayman520 Yes but I could easily understand what Dennis was saying.

It's Hoovies ad revenue hahaha

@@enmass90 I think he also has his own channel not to mention his own business… mad bank!!!

The second was already sold I believe

@@smokejblow66 ya I know I was just joking. I follow wizard’s channel too 😉

@@smokejblow66 can’t believe you thought you had to explain that😂😂😂

He the pay off all those credit cards

multiple in a week is nothing new?

@@webfreakz idk I feel like it wasn’t happened it a little while

But we are the providers

@@jarhead9690 I support his addiction

Stugats

Which one…

One of them should also be named Hoovie’s Wallet

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You´re money but i guess you didnt see that coming.

@@Mr_Seppo “you are money” actually you’re right I didn’t see that’s coming

I remember way back wizard's meme of shopping for a rolex Hoovey was making him so much money... now he has one. I remember way back wizard's meme of shopping for a Yacht Hoovey was making him so much money... now he has THREE. I remember way back wizard's meme of shopping for a PRIVATE ISLAND, because Hoovey was making him so much money... You can see where this is going.

The difference is the Wizard will make money off of every sale

The wizard has no yacht. You have no understanding of what a yacht is or what the value of one is. A high end 23 foot ski boat is 80 thousand dollars plus. The wizards old beater fiberglass boat that needs bottom paint and all the hoses and sewer lines replaced has a value of 1/8 the ski boat. 45 year old boat engines have little value and the hull value is about zero.

Yep, we have 4 between 2 of us and it's a royal pain. Insurance is expensive at $1000 per vehicle minimum, and something always needs an oil change or some other BS. Going to let 2 go and get back to a normal life. Too much time and money wasted on vehicles. The hobby was fun for decades but I'm slowing down and have lost interest. I'll stick with watching the dumbest automotive channel so I don't have to experience it in real life anymore.

My friend purchased 400 cars from the sultan of Brunei.

Didn’t Jeffery the brother of the Sultan of Brunei spend outrageous sums of money on Cars?

Petroleum, frozen custard, whatevs.

@@user-lb5yy5uy1x No he didn't. The cars are just rotting in place.

Except the Sultan's tax bill is way lower.

How's it going?

So Hoovie is the Reverse Black Widow: Putting _more_ red in his ledger.

Chocolate Rain

What does this mean

@@francescop5173 Kelley Blue Book is a book published yearly for decades that would list average prices for vehicles depending on various factors. Check out kbb.com

Nah, because I'm sure the parts are a significant part of that. Most trade's don't make money on labour - all the profit is on materials.

Hoovie's Money lol

Hoovies Folly

He also fails to mention how much he makes per flip on all the cars. This video is just "woe is me, i have expenses for my business" lol

@@danthek54 he often does not make money. after repairs and whatnot. It's just this weird season that he's been able to.

@@danthek54 usually he doesn't make money lmao. Most of the time he loses money. He buys cheap hoopties and dumps more than they are worth into fixing them and they aren't automatically worth double just because he got some work done on them.

I mean yeah he himself has said that several times over the years

Sadly the truth

You've never owned a car right?

@@hsnxab6203 charge, not jump start. I'm well aware that you can't jump a car that way. But it is directly connected to the battery, so slow charging with a battery tender is doable. Unless I'm missing something that you could tell me.

@@LazerLord10 it has diodes that stop a reverse current to flow. You cant reverse charge it.

@@LazerLord10 there were some solar panels that charged thru the cig port. I think you put them on the dash

True, that is a lot of spend

Was a fourth one in there somewhere. 🤔

Don’t forget the two Ferraris!

Feel sorry for their mechanic

@@ojsimpson9516 never feel sorry for a man with a yacht either ... That means Car Wizard . Aka the mechanic