The Internet Said So | Ep 47 | Indian Matchmaking 

Just TISS things (Reactions) (Part 3): Varun: Shockingg', kyaa baat kar raha hai!? Woww! *Cracks a pun followed by virtual high-five* Aadar: So apparently, *Raising his finger touching his earphone* I've got a fact here guys! Kostik: Mastt! Baap! *Sips aam panna* HAHAHA BAAAP! Kya baat kar raha hai dude!? *Another sip* Bawaa: *Sniffs marker* wait! Listen! Let me tell you why! *Eats something* I know why! *Notes the editing time* But let me explain wait.

Aparna who is not liking much guys , according to Sima aunty , is stubborn and fickle minded but Pradyuman who has already rejected more than 100 girls is still " Unsure " ! Therefore , according to Sima aunty , women have to adjust and compromise in a marriage ! God save us !

Neville explained the 'nail polish thing' with more clarity, conviction and commitment than Modi ji explained the benefits of Demonetization.

To see this episode, I went to Netflix and binged the whole season and came back now 😅 That's how dedicated I am to TISS 😏

Bawa probably lost sleep because of the "Miso Paneer and the dry ice waala Makhana(fox nuts)" 😂😂

If you haven't noticed yet, the girl that meets Pradhyuman, she keeps saying "and all" after every damn thing.

CAN WE TAKE A MOMENT FOR PRADHYUMANS DOOR HANDLE BEING HIS OWN IMAGES!!! that killed me bruhhhh

Sima Aunty points at pictures of puppies and asks Aparna “you like kittens?” That’s the brilliance of #IndianMatchmaking

The last bit where varun summarizes everything saying that he has seen arrange marriages work and love marriages go to shit in no time..is such a clear viewpoint of life...he is not saying arrange marriage is wrong neither is he of the opinion that love marriages dont work...its just all depends on people..and for that kudos to you varun to put such a valid point across..

I miss Aadar. I miss him saying things like ‘Oh Yeahhhhh’ and ‘Apparently’!

The best is Kautuk saying - "For a guy from Guyana, he's not coming" ROFL!

Fun Fact: This face reader had also appeared on a Bigg Boss Season which had Armaan Kohli in it. And he had said it to Armaan Kohli's face that you'll not be a successful actor 😂

Pradyuman sounds like a Guy who has a Zamindar Hangover with the Hookah Smoking.

Neville & Kautuk said about scamming that happens in the arrange marriage scene, it’s actually true and has happened to my mom before my father’s alliance came along. My mom told me this story and I was obviously shocked about the fact that people would just blatantly lie to get married. A guy came to nana’s home in Bandra (or Vashi I don’t remember where they lived at this point) to see mom. He came along with an elderly gentleman from his family and he said the prospective groom is an electrical engineer in Dubai. My nana being nana & Malayali he heard the word “gulf” and jumped the gun to the point that he was almost accepted the proposal. My mom & maasi said I clearly remember the “prospective groom” was wearing some tacky clothes to make himself seem he’s from abroad. Luckily my nana’s younger sister & her husband were living in Dubai at that point & did some background check. To everyone’s horror that guy was an electrician not an electrical engineer in Dubai. I mean there’s no harm in workin as an electrician but to lie and possibly ruin someone’s life like that is totally unacceptable. Obviously the alliance was rejected. So that’s the story.

Guys there is a certain Rajvansh Chauhan who is flooding the comment section with hate towards Aadar because Rajvansh is a bhakt who also happens to have no sense of humour. Let' s combat hate comments like his by flooding this comment section with loads of love and support for the community of comics. Aadar, Saahil , Agrima and all comedians we love you ❤️ and thank you for making us laugh during these trying times

It’s the same Guyana man, that Guyana was always in South America and it is a part of West Indies

Disclaimer : Should watch the series before u come here. It will be way more hilariousssss ! I watched that series, so that I can enjoy this podcast.

‘Made in Heaven’ Season 3 should be a parody of ‘Indian Matchmaking’. (Since the 2nd Season is already being written)

10 seconds in podcast, i want adar too to discuss this 😢😢😢 missing him

I know you guys have already made a podcast on “FRIENDS” .... But if possible can we just get a podcast about your friendship stories only ..... You 4 have been friends for so long I am sure you have many more stories among which we can get a 1 hr podcast ... PLEASE ..... You guys keep rocking as always !!!

They have filmed and edited it like The Office. The cringe and awkward moments have been captured perfectly.

Fact Police - There is only one Guyana. Nadia is actually from Guyana that is a part of West Indies.

No aadar in this episode!? Who is bringing in the first fact then!?🤔

The only reason most girls put nailpaint only on the left hand, is because we can't put it well on the right one xD

Rushali was a contestant on India's Next Top Model! That's where I recognized her from, she's was pretty talented on that show actually

Sima aunty: What qualities are you looking for in a girl? Pradyuman: I'll list it chronologically .... 😂😂😂😂

The nail paint is because most girls like myself had to practice ninja level dexterity to apply nail paint on their dominant hand using their non-dominant hand.

Nadia sounds like Sanjana from ‘What’s Your Rashee?’ except she’s from Guyana and not Uganda.

Can we have a podcast on Time travel paradoxes and facts/theories related to that!

Your consistency of releasing it on Tuesday at the same time makes it one of the best podcasts.

Pradyuman literally said, ~you can blow on it~ when he presented paneer miso on the wooden board with kapoor wala diya✨✨

It is such a struggle to decide whether to watch the podcast immediately and comment and hope varun notices or save it up for later because you just get this once a week

It was google only. His divorce case is on Delhi high court’s website.

Funny how Aadar isn't here, but he is in the podcast the EIC guys did with Kaneez and Kusha, as Kusha's background 😂

Someone get these dudes a mic, we don't need a video for a podcast but we do need good audio smh. Varun sounds like he's speaking from behind a fridge. EDIT: .....he actually saw this 😳

How can you guys forget about "Your dog is called Jogi?, my uncle is also Jogi"

You guys! It's exactly like sitting with friends and discussing stuff! BEST ♥️ Missed Aadar

I heard EIC's podcast on the show before this and I realised how important it is to have a woman narrative to understand so much deep shit. These guys missed out on understanding so many hidden layers to each character that Kusha & Kaneez pointed out with the EIC guys.

Missed aadar's facts and "according to a statistic" today😂😂😂😂😂

Took an off from work this week. Watched matchmaking. Came back here to the podcast. Now , I can relate to all of this. Haven't missed a single episode of TISS. Life's good now.

Absolutely loved your discussion of this show! I got completely hooked onto it and binged it in a day. I remember watching "A Suitable Girl" a few years ago at a documentary festival, so was very surprised when I saw Seema maam was in this show as well! I definitely recommend watching that documentary - a very different (and much more nuanced but also depressing) take on the same topic, as it not only shows a very different demographic of clients that Seema works with, but also explores the pressures and expectations that many women in India have to navigate.

Hope Aadar is doing well after the recent turn of events.

I feel like I'm sitting and chilling with my friends when I watch you guys speak. I love it! Just cant stop laughing at your comments.

THE ANTIDOTE TO MY ANXIETY IS HERE.

I'm so glad Varun called out the fact that Pradyuman and Akshay have no personality whatsoever. Pradyuman especially is such a creepy guy hiding behind luxuries, it's disgusting!

Just TISS comment section things. Commentors : Long paragraph (Part 40) stating things that happend. Varun : Aite, i like that.

Pradyuman looks like north indian rahul subramanian😂😂

So I have now started watching the series. Three episodes down. And will complete those and come back here to make my laughter meaningful and relate to all that you guys have said..... Kya advertising hai for them :) super!

Why are you calling me out for left hand nail polish 😭😭😂😂😂😂

Maine yeh series bilkul nahi dekha hai and yet I have heard this entire conversation and laughed many times throughout.... Kitna Vella hai mein

Oh how eagerly was I waiting for this!

The most on-point reaction to the show and all the characters in it, as relatable as all the older TISS episodes :D

I watched Indian Matchmaking over the weekend and was thinking this is hilarious, cringey and definitely TISS worthy. I intended to comment today to discuss Indian Matchmaking next time and here you are!! You guys are on trend!! Thank you for entertaining us relentlessly. Much love to you all!!

Hey Guys, I understand how Aparna came across as a rude and demanding person, but I guess she is the only one who did not feel the need to be likable and it is perfectly fine to be clear about what you want and what you don't. So, Aparna is too complicated for us Indians to understand because we are still not comfortable when it comes to straightforwardness. That said her Mom had no rights calling people losers. But the show is fucking weird. Like need eye cleansers.

I was so involved in watching this that when they did the pradyuman thing I also moved my fingers in the same way...😂😂😂

Waiting for Tuesday just so this podcast releases and we can congratulate varun for his new upcoming Netflix series. So congratulations varun. #excited

Haven't watched the video yet but I was hoping that you guys would make a video on this. Yay, excited to watch this on Saturday 😀

Varun's songs are a integral part of tiss now

I'm dying over how mad neville is at paneer miso

So glad I found your channel... Loving and binging on all the podcasts ❤️

I have just finished the whole season And I am back here now to watch the show again..... Awesome....let's do this.

A Suitable Girl is on Netflix and is a great follow-up to Indian Matchmaking. The co-director of the series directed the documentary. It follows three girls on their journeys and is a heart-wrenching and very real (albeit kind of bleak) representation of arranged marriage in India. Definitely worth a watch.

I hadn't watched all the episodes of Indian Matchmaking until you guys released this video. I had to fkn binge so that I could watch this video ASAP!!!

Binge watched Indian matchmaking yesterday to relate to this podcast! Such is the level of dedication.

What perfect timing.. I binge watched this show last night and I was hoping you guys would make a podcast about it. Neville having a fit about Pradhyuman’s miso paneer hahahaha this was a hilarious podcast!!!

‘Indian Matchmaking’ is our way of telling the World that ‘90 Day Fiancé’ and ‘Love is Blind’ can be possible here and we can be our usual regressive, sexist and casteist selves with parents who infantilise their children.

This was so much fun!! When I watched this show last weekend, I was hoping you would talk about it in your podcast.

The pet peeve thing 🤣🤣🤣 it’s crazy that I noticed it too. And I’m typing this with nail paint on my left hand only. 😄

Bawa i am one of those person who don't apply nail paint on right hand and even nails are short. You said the very exact reason its so nice to listen that someone gets those tiny detail.

Damn that Post credit scene! Totally watched the entire podcast before commenting!!

I guess will have to watch Indian Matchmaking now.... can't miss the podcast.

Bye guys will come back once I've watched the show

Getting the notification of this podcast i quickly binge watched the whole Indian Matchmaking...and now i am prepared to watch this podcast ✌️😂✌️

Just for you guys and how much I love your podcasts/vodcasts , I literally binged watched out Indian Matchmaking 🤣🖖🤙

Even I thought the plot twist will be that Pradyuman is gay!!

I'm just here nodding along to points you are making....accurate af

Thank you for doing this! There is such an angst of discussing and commenting on every dialogue. Finally it has settled.

This is insane coz I just finished watching it! Perfect timing!

I watched this series yesterday and i was feeling really bad for wasting all that time but now I'm happy because I can atleast understand the references in this podcast!

Varun has showed each and every corner of his house! love you guys!!!!!!! Thank You!!!!!!

47:49 Divorce filings in court are basically documents that are accessible to the public and just like most filings and rulings , you can find it online . I know this because my friend found out our professor was getting divorce by looking up the divorce case online 😂😂

Had to go binge the show just for this podcast! 😂

I miss Aadar in the podcast. His nasal laughter made me laugh even I was at my lowest! I hope you all are well.

Now I remember Tuesday due to TISS.

I miss Aadar. Hope he’s back soon.

This episode spelled out each and every one of the thoughts I had while watching the show. Including ‘Pradhyum’s Miso paneer and Vyasar’s floaters. XD hahahahaha

It's amazing to see you everytime! But I would prefer a clear audio only podcast as compared to the current one..

One of the most laughs i have had in a while with paneer miso 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bawa losing it on pradhyuman's food skills..hillarious..

You guys got me addicted to this show now 🙈 😂

Thank you for this episode guys! I have binge watched this and it's hilarious 😂 They've carefully selected specimens for this season. But I have to agree with Neville. This showcases arranged marriages in the most horrible way possible. Indians these days are way more liberal. But it highlights regressive thinking of people like Sima and Geeta. I am in an arranged marriage by choice and my parents have been the most progressive and supportive parents. Infact they are ones who asked me to take time and NOT adjust or compromise. I wish there was one story like this. But I am curious about the next seasons 😄 My Fav bits were couples in the introduction of each episode ❤️

I laughed so hard at Guyana/ Guy'Aana' joke by Kautuk, I think I'm depressed and my sense of humour is decreasing. Lol. Thank you for this! I missed you guys so much!! I felt Bawa's frustration on mIsO PAneEr!!

Now I am going to watch this show just to enjoy this podcast

did not address Pradyuman's password-protected wardrobe!😂 . I lived in rooms that big during college days

Can we talk about Pradyuman's photo on his door handle & his fingerprint scanner wardrobe, which I'm pretty sure in some later episode he scans the back of his hand to open it!

I never had netflix account...just bought one and binged watched just to be back and get all the references

You guys are the ONLY thing that is keeping me sane in this lockdown😌🙏🏻

I binged the show just to understand this conversation! 😂

They can match Neville with Aaparna actually. I agree with Kautuk.

Such a lovely and funny podcast. When I watched the show I found it so cringey and hilarious. And loved it that you guys discussed it 😂