The Jerky Tapes, Make Air Not War 

"My butt is strictly an exit" Solid gold

He was showing me his bawls, too! Hahahaha

Pure gold. Laughed so much I was sweating & wheezing like some silly little freak, then I laughed so hard the chocolate biscuit I was eating shot up my nose like a vacuum cleaner. This shit should come with a hazard warning.

"Jesus, that's pretty harsh." I use this phrase at least 3x a day.

I first heard the jbs in 1993. I laughed so hard iost my voice for a month. I couldn't talk to Mr Scott if I wanted to

Mike, Mike Derucki

Don’t you hear the scratchin in the lines? HELLO?

I try to soften you up, maybe I get a piece off ya.